#Nog Posting

[sirartwork]

i am expecting eggnogmaxxed gains this december. do NOT disappoint me

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[harbingersolution]

creature secretes milk, cream, eggs, nutmeg, vanilla and brandy

it’s that time of year again

[keperaz]

teatime with the sholmes for the @tgaaizine

[cheer-nympho]

Steve would be laying at the foot of Eddies bed, reading Fellowship of the Ring

“I see why you like this so much, since they’re all gay.”

“…beg your pardon?”

“Yeah he keeps going on about ‘queer folk’ this and ‘queer business’ that. Even the elves are ‘gay and sad’. Very you.”

[cosmicvaca]

Quark's is ds9's Waffle House

[jojo-schmo]

A possible scenario during Kirby Star Allies that has Magolor investigating whatever he can about the mysterious Jamba Hearts that just landed on the planet.

Bandee is still wary of him from their past adventures however, and accompanies Magolor to make sure he isn’t up to anything…

Audio is from Star Trek Deep Space Nine: “Rocks and Shoals”

[dadbodbensisko-moved]

[angrywarrior69]

via

[theravenkin]

hc that andrew goes absolutely feral for eggnog

as soon as it hits november 1st he demands neil to go to the store and get him eggnog or he will simply die

"andrew, calm d--"

"nog, neil, i need nog now"

"andrew just a second, can we j--"

"NOOOOOOG"

[boo-trekking]

apropos to nothing, I think Nog and McCoy would get along really well. Or like two feral cats except when they talk about each other it’s like “Aw he’s a good kid, he’ll be the captain with the biggest since dear Mr Spock” and “Stubborn old man still doing miracles! For free!”, feral but fond you know?

[filmjunky-99]

s t a r t r e k d e e p s p a c e n i n e created by rick berman, michael piller [little green men, s4ep7] 'I'd always heard primitive humans lacked intelligence but I had no idea they were this stupid.' - quark

[andromedaexile]

Are They a Stoner? DS9 Edition:

Captain Sisko: Being raised in the south means he has most definitely lit up, and I refuse to believe otherwise. However, after his father caught him smoking and he got stuck on clam duty for a month, he learned his lesson.

Jadzia Dax: Let’s be so real, if she played Tongo with a bunch of Ferengi why would she not own a Betazed bong??? She definitely begged Worf to try it but after his experience with Deanna he only fucks with Blood Wine.

Kira Nerys: OH 100% she was a stoner during the occupation. How would you even attempt to relax in that situation WITHOUT weed? Once the occupation ended Kira stopped messing with weed, but Kira would often hangout with Jadzia, who no doubt brought something to share with Nerys on multiple occasions.

Worf: Blood wine and prune juice.

Dr. Bashir: Before knowledge of him being an augment was made public he never touched anything that could potentially make him not in full control of himself (he did drink a little though). After the knowledge was made public Dr. Bashir and O’Brien definitely were lighting up in the holosuites. That’s why they don’t remember the Alamo.

Erzi Dax: She was straight edge through and through before she was joined with Dax. However afterward…Let’s just say Dax would never turn down an edible.

Odo:

Elim Garak: After the wire was removed Garak decided to stay relatively sober. However, for harm reduction reasons, and to help him cope with his headaches Dr. Bashir prescribed him some medical gummies. He eventually waned off of them completely once Erzi started helping him (he still some times smokes and sews which is why sometimes your trousers don’t always fit right).

Miles O’ Brien: He swore off the “devils lettuce” when he first came aboard the Enterprise. But once stationed at DS9 he quickly realized he would need some of Keiko’s supply of Cannabis-infused tea to remain sane.

Quark: Being a bar owner (best bar on the promenade btw) he is not a big supporter of weed because his main source of profit is alcohol. However, Nog explained to him what a cart is and how you can make a profit from selling them to hoo-mans so he is looking into that as a possible new business opportunity.

Rom: You can’t be a leftist and not have at least tried weed. Also an engineer, so yeah.

Leeta: Oh 10000%. In fact, she’s the plug for the other dabo girls. She even bags her “merchandise” in handmade baggies she makes from recycled textile/fabrics from Garak’s (he owes her because she gave him boy advice).

Nog: No. He follows the rules of StarFleet academy to a T.

Jake Sisko: Hes going to school for writing so yeah. Definitely an edibles kinda guy. His dad has yet to find out despite how many times Jake has come home and slammed an entire pot of jambalaya in 10 minutes.

Keiko O’Brien: Who do you think on DS9 is growing it in the first place?

Gul Dukat: No, he is a snitch who hates fun.

Weyoun: Yes, he is a snitch who loves fun.

Kai Winn: She gives me cop vibes more than Odo does so I’m saying she is a snitch who also hates fun. She also unironically calls weed the Pah-Wraiths Herb or something like that.

Kasidy Yates: Yes, but stopped after jail.

Ziyal: Art school attendee/ art school drop-out. You tell me.

Damar: He’s only a fiend for Kanar (someone help that dude).

[sleepingdogs]

I love Jake and Nog's friendship, I really do

[zoueriemandzijnopmars]

Is het niet fijn dat sites van de openbare bibliotheek altijd zo goed werken /s

[polldermodel]

Zeg jij dat je ramen en deuren los doet ipv open?

->ik gebruik altijd los, open klinkt gek

->ik zeg altijd los, maar open is ook prima

->ik gebruik beide door elkaar

->ik zeg zelf open, maar los klinkt niet gek

->ik zeg zelf open, en los klinkt vreemd

->ik zeg open, ik heb los nog NOOIT gehoord

[mudpuddlenl]

Mensen m’n zusje met pots en eds is van plan om morgen in danse macabre te gaan (en luistert niet als ik zeg dat dat misschien geen goed idee is) moet ik me zorgen maken