#Nog Posting

[sirartwork]

i am expecting eggnogmaxxed gains this december. do NOT disappoint me

I̵̡͗̈́ ̸͎̖̚T̸̟͇̂ ̵̠̀́̅ ̸̝́̈̽ ̷͎̎ ̷͔͛͠ ̵̡̲̂͆ͅB̸͓̈́̿̾ ̷̢̟͆̍̄E̷̱͂́̆ ̴͎̞̬̌̇͆G̶̥̙͐ ̵͖͈̑͝Í̵̧̞ ̵̮̲͂͘͜N̸̡̠̦̈̀̏ ̸̺̫͉̐͋̇S̵̘̾̆ͅ

[harbingersolution]

creature secretes milk, cream, eggs, nutmeg, vanilla and brandy

it’s that time of year again

[keperaz]

teatime with the sholmes for the @tgaaizine

[cheer-nympho]

Steve would be laying at the foot of Eddies bed, reading Fellowship of the Ring

“I see why you like this so much, since they’re all gay.”

“…beg your pardon?”

“Yeah he keeps going on about ‘queer folk’ this and ‘queer business’ that. Even the elves are ‘gay and sad’. Very you.”

[thissying]

about Sophie and Victoria (and Stan) being there with him this week, GP Qatar, 2024

"Uncle Max, yeah 😁"

[cosmicvaca]

Quark's is ds9's Waffle House

[filmjunky-99]

s t a r t r e k d e e p s p a c e n i n e created by rick berman, michael piller [heart of stone, s3ep14]

'Yesterday, I completed the Ferengi Attainment Ceremony. I'm an adult.

According to Ferengi by-laws, section one oh five, subparagraph ten, upon reaching adulthood, Ferengi males must purchase an apprenticeship from a suitable role model. I choose you.' - nog

[jojo-schmo]

A possible scenario during Kirby Star Allies that has Magolor investigating whatever he can about the mysterious Jamba Hearts that just landed on the planet.

Bandee is still wary of him from their past adventures however, and accompanies Magolor to make sure he isn’t up to anything…

Audio is from Star Trek Deep Space Nine: “Rocks and Shoals”

[skluug]

i had too much eggnog. i’m “noglocked”

[dadbodbensisko-moved]

[angrywarrior69]

via

[zoueriemandzijnopmars]

(K)3 redenen om op Oya Lélé te stemmen voor de top 2000

K3 is al 26 jaar een onderdeel van de Nederlandstalige cultuur, iedereen kan wel een paar K3 nummers opnoemen en toch staat er geen nummer van hen in de top 2000

Oya Lélé is waarschijnlijk het bekendste en meest populaire K3 nummer, iig in Nederland, het is het K3 nummer dat het langst in de Nederlands top 40 heeft gestaan

Oya Lélé is gewoon best wel een vrolijk nummer dat we wel kunnen gebruiken in deze tijd

[andromedaexile]

Are They a Stoner? DS9 Edition:

Captain Sisko: Being raised in the south means he has most definitely lit up, and I refuse to believe otherwise. However, after his father caught him smoking and he got stuck on clam duty for a month, he learned his lesson.

Jadzia Dax: Let’s be so real, if she played Tongo with a bunch of Ferengi why would she not own a Betazed bong??? She definitely begged Worf to try it but after his experience with Deanna he only fucks with Blood Wine.

Kira Nerys: OH 100% she was a stoner during the occupation. How would you even attempt to relax in that situation WITHOUT weed? Once the occupation ended Kira stopped messing with weed, but Kira would often hangout with Jadzia, who no doubt brought something to share with Nerys on multiple occasions.

Worf: Blood wine and prune juice.

Dr. Bashir: Before knowledge of him being an augment was made public he never touched anything that could potentially make him not in full control of himself (he did drink a little though). After the knowledge was made public Dr. Bashir and O’Brien definitely were lighting up in the holosuites. That’s why they don’t remember the Alamo.

Erzi Dax: She was straight edge through and through before she was joined with Dax. However afterward…Let’s just say Dax would never turn down an edible.

Odo:

Elim Garak: After the wire was removed Garak decided to stay relatively sober. However, for harm reduction reasons, and to help him cope with his headaches Dr. Bashir prescribed him some medical gummies. He eventually waned off of them completely once Erzi started helping him (he still some times smokes and sews which is why sometimes your trousers don’t always fit right).

Miles O’ Brien: He swore off the “devils lettuce” when he first came aboard the Enterprise. But once stationed at DS9 he quickly realized he would need some of Keiko’s supply of Cannabis-infused tea to remain sane.

Quark: Being a bar owner (best bar on the promenade btw) he is not a big supporter of weed because his main source of profit is alcohol. However, Nog explained to him what a cart is and how you can make a profit from selling them to hoo-mans so he is looking into that as a possible new business opportunity.

Rom: You can’t be a leftist and not have at least tried weed. Also an engineer, so yeah.

Leeta: Oh 10000%. In fact, she’s the plug for the other dabo girls. She even bags her “merchandise” in handmade baggies she makes from recycled textile/fabrics from Garak’s (he owes her because she gave him boy advice).

Nog: No. He follows the rules of StarFleet academy to a T.

Jake Sisko: Hes going to school for writing so yeah. Definitely an edibles kinda guy. His dad has yet to find out despite how many times Jake has come home and slammed an entire pot of jambalaya in 10 minutes.

Keiko O’Brien: Who do you think on DS9 is growing it in the first place?

Gul Dukat: No, he is a snitch who hates fun.

Weyoun: Yes, he is a snitch who loves fun.

Kai Winn: She gives me cop vibes more than Odo does so I’m saying she is a snitch who also hates fun. She also unironically calls weed the Pah-Wraiths Herb or something like that.

Kasidy Yates: Yes, but stopped after jail.

Ziyal: Art school attendee/ art school drop-out. You tell me.

Damar: He’s only a fiend for Kanar (someone help that dude).

[ad-ya]

little to no discussion/representation of the supremely rare variety of foundational, lifelong friendship in star trek that is only and actually realized in the form of jake and nog. their timid approach of one another from opposite sides of the quadrant's cultural spectrum. their original animosity giving way to their fervent defense of one another to close minded parents; their prejudices transformed into solidarity with the same degree of vehemence. their gradual understanding of one another as individuals, rather than as archetypes of a species they'd been raised to detest. the slow, steady movement of nog's system of values to an understanding of the purpose of life as one he can share with jake... jake, on the brink of his best friend leaving him, saying he realized they'd done nothing together for years, just been with one another for endless, sunless hours on the promenade, playing dom-jot and watching bajoran transport ships dock.

the two of them growing taller and into bigger sizes of shoes, trying out new styles of clothes from garak's clothiers. doing the dishes in their new quarters, and learning how to pick up after one another. drinking rootbeer from chewed straws and thinking it was mundane, all the while—unbeknownst to both of them—doing the slow, quiet business of growing up.

[theravenkin]

hc that andrew goes absolutely feral for eggnog

as soon as it hits november 1st he demands neil to go to the store and get him eggnog or he will simply die

"andrew, calm d--"

"nog, neil, i need nog now"

"andrew just a second, can we j--"

"NOOOOOOG"

[naomiknight-17]

Ran to the pharmacy, Bulk Barn, and Food Basics

I think. I may have bit off more than I can chew

This is a very very big and heavy haul of groceries I am about to (attempt to) take home on the bus

God help me