#Nobody talks

[deffinitelynobody]

Random question, but I'm curious

For my two cents, I'd like to be shorter. Just a little guy.

[acestories]

Fellow ace friend @cat-with-no-name recently mentioned that they know a lot of kinky aces (me included) in regards to a joke I made based on this post, so now I'm curious;

If you want, reblog and share specifically how. or don't, you do you boo.

[the-ultimate-nobody]

QSMP but Sanders Sides

Version 1 (What would happen): Thomas gets to be the Egg and the Sides have to take care of him

Version 2 (What would be more funny): All the Sides gets to be the Egg and Thomas, alone, has to take care of them. Reminder, there are 6 of them.

Version 2: What clothes each Side would take. Focusing on the clothes rather than their assigned color since in QSMP, the Egg Children use colored signs to talk so the color assignment is already complete

Patton: Grey sweater Logan: Tie (But it just sticks in the front, it doesn't wrap around him) Roman + Remus: Their sashes (respectively, red and green) Virgil: His purple hoodie Janus: Bowler hat (Bonus) Thomas: Either a yellow star or the Steven Universe shirt that he has stolen

[deffinitelynobody]

Hindi, Mandarin, Spanish, Swahili, and either Japanese or a Algonquin language. I only speak English irl, and the first 4 would give me the ability to speak some of the most widespread languages in the world, while also giving me the ability to learn the native languages of most continents. The last one would either be so that I can speak a indigenous language to the Americas, or just speak Japanese simply because I always wanted to.

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

[deffinitelynobody]

(Reposting it cause I forgot to set the poll to be open for 1 week)

Well, one comment on my other poll that is actually doing numbers has given me another random question that may or may not start an internet war.

With how my brain works, I'm damned if I don't post this, but I think I'm damned if I do. Please be nice, I'm just curious about this linguistic thing I've noticed.

[acestories]

A interesting to think about.

Tl Dr; human brains aren't meant to process people the way most social media presents them, and that's part of why so many people are so radicalized.

[the-ultimate-nobody]

Ordem Paranormal x Sanders Sides that literally no one asked for

Let's get y'all up to speed. "Paranormal Order" (Or Ordem Paranormal) is a RPG tabletop game that has horror and puzzle-solving genre. Not much fighting but depends on the campaign. I won't info-dump here since that's not what I'm going through.

In OP, there are these things called elements/entities of the paranormal/whatever the occultist uses. And me, a categorizing nerd, I have placed each of the sides with one of the elements with explanations.

There are Five elements; Blood, Knowledge, Chaos, Death, and Fear.

Let's get the two obvious out of the way:

Patton: Blood

(*Dead stares at the camera*) This element is literally "Feelings". The blood that flows within the "Other Side". This entity is pleased by any intensity of feelings that it comes across... Come on, my guy, it makes sense. (As such as life, these things are like pokemon weakness/strength. Blood surpasses Knowledge)

Logan: Knowledge

(*continues dead stares at the camera*) "To know everything is to lose everything." A quote from the official book/wiki. Same with Patton, this doesn't really need an explanation. This entity is about discovering and learning about everything. Funny that; Knowledge overrides Chaos

And now the 2nd easiest

Remus: Chaos

(*Continues to dead stare*) Remus fits this entity to a T. It's unpredictability, the unfiltered energy that he gives off, and the unexplained nonsense he sometimes say out. Chaos is kinda built different, since it doesn't follow its own logic. Sometimes, Remus will help (in his own way) or sometimes he'll see how the shit goes out for his entertainment. Who knows. Only Remus does. Chaos shouts over Death

Our beloved Anxeity, Deceit, and pure, heroic Light Creativity... the three hardest I have to think about in terms of OP entities.

Virgil: Death

Don't let the word scare you. This Entity is about Time, mostly. It runs in the OP so everything in existence has a place to end. Every story has an ending and this entity is there to see. It. Through. The reason I put Virgil in Death is purely because the others don't show anything like it? Someone can research and try to connect the dots that my brain is trying to connect. Death in OP already has a black/gray color scheme. Death overpowers Blood

Roman: Death

Roman was originally put with Remus into Chaos, but the more I think about it, the more Death seems to fit him a bit more. Roman doesn't have the chaotic energy that either has. But, according to the wiki, Death entity revolves things around itself. Telling things that there's a limit and there's more things to do. Kinda reminds me of that one video, yeah? Death ignores Blood

Janus: Blood and/or Knowledge

You thought I would put Janus in Fear? Nah, Janus is a wild card, same with the other two above. In OP, you can switch elements but kinda have to stick with one. I'm stuck between the two entities for Janus, without making him into a monster. Blood, sure, emotions but it's where he kinda need it and Knowledge (Ignoring that Knowledge entity is known for being yellow) the vibe of it fits the darn snake. I'll let yall do your research if you've read this far. Janus is so hard to categorize without his literal reason of existence.

BONUS:

(c!)Thomas Sanders: Fear

Purely, because, Fear is the entity that powers all the other elements. Without it, the "Other Side" won't function. But no person can get Fear and continue being sane. For all I know, putting Fear in him would make him a monster so the protagonists of the campaign have a reason to gain victory.

Poor lil Sides, what happens if you have to kill Thomas yourselves? Hm? What a tasty idea...

(If anyone in the Ordem Paranormal fandom seein' this, uh, shut up)

[deffinitelynobody]

All of Dee above

[acestories]

Something I like to do is that I poke around the blogs of the people who follow me, especially if they reblog or like stuff I share. The reason simply being that is a really good way to get my hands on some posts that I normally wouldn't see.

And this way, when someone asks me "did you go through my blog?" I can be like

[deffinitelynobody]

I present a post where I shall collect the weirdest tumblr ad images I find. Please feel free to reblog with whatever you find.

[deffinitelynobody]

I straight up read "Gimli" amongst the 2000s names

Business Names in the 1800s: Primary Flour, Just Cement, Worldwide Copper, The Only Gasoline You Should Be Allowed To Buy

Business Names in the 1900s: Axiom, Artemis Manufacturing, Pinnacle Hygienics, Olympian Glue, Divine Yogurt, The Coolest Car Manufacturer With The Largest Hog In Town

Business Names in the 2000s: Gubi, Turna, Clooper, Jumbli, Dongr, Shnet, Pungu, Pooble, Weeeu

[acestories]

Hey,

the sweater the smol one is wearing in that comic has the aro-ace flag on it!

OH, I thought it looked different than that!

Thank you @rainysauruswreck.

[deffinitelynobody]

Crazy ass Cult makes anime. This shit is completely utterly nutterly butterly. Like, you don't realize how funny the line "No, this isn't hell, were still only in check in" is when it accurately describes someone's beliefs

[acestories]

Feeling the depression tonight!

Seriously though, the world feels like too much. Everything is too much, and all I want is for it to stop. I feel like crying about nothing in particular, but cannot make the tears come.

Probably due to both not having antidepressants for too long and working a fuck ton. At least I'll have a lot of time to relax this week.

Either way, here's the start of a sketch of my superhero OC, Alex, protag.

[deffinitelynobody]

It's not my fault that children cartoons are the best shows around these days. I don't want to watch "Miserable Adults Suffer for 60 Minutes #42069," I want to watch a show with endearing characters and fun visuals and an engaging stories and a quirky sense of humor.

i dont agree with a lot of the posturing against people who only watch kid's cartoons because it feels mean-spirited. like if you want to do that it's cool and i don't think you're committing some moral or intellectual sin--but it is very silly when people who do this forget that they're watching cartoons for children, not in a 'you can't expect children's media to be good' way or even a 'the politics of children's media aren't worth analyzing way' but in a 'you have to be realistic about genre expectations' way. because that's how you end up with arguments over whether steven universe should have killed people or not