#No y’all

[evermorepeyton]

is this how they finally get a hamster every month?

[sincenewyorks]

twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet

[thefearofcod]

man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

[artaudmatic]

🍂 ‘When death’ll close my eyelids

And my race on earth is run,

Will you miss me when I’m gone?’ 🍂

[leatherfag]

guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

[great-and-small]

Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[fairy-of-divorce]

[clementine-kesh]

the thing is some fictional relationships simply do not work without that third guy there. it doesn’t even have to be romantic but they have to be there

[joanofexys]

queer themes in x-men my beloved. Angel binding his wings. Bobby’s parents asking if he’s tried just not being a mutant. Nightcrawler and catholic guilt. The existence of cherik. Everything with Scott/Jean/Logan. Mystique and Destiny.

[bruhstation]

you’re just like the rest of them

[scramratz]

[sleepy-bebby]

[evilwizard]

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

[emotional-moss]

idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”