#No no no no way

[lettherebemonsters]

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Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Since this is more vague, I'm gonna pull out a REAL unpopular opinion I have....

I have zero sympathy for most of the sinners. Here's what Hazbin Hotel really REALLY sucks at doing. Do the sinners want to be redeemed because they've always had regrets? Or do they want to get out of Hell ONLY because they fucked around and found out?

Like, take for example, Husk. Husk was proud to be an overlord. He has absolutely NO regrets in enslaving souls and being tyrannical as an overlord, given how horror-coded his backstory is seen as. Why should we feel bad that Husk is now Alastor's bitch if he has absolutely no regrets whatsoever over what he did and only became team dad after Alastor reminded him he's his slave and nothing else.

Angel.....Angel was a leg breaker for the mob and has no regrets in hurting Italians and shaking them for money. Yet because Hell sucks for him we're supposed to feel sorry?

Even Sir Pen isn't immune to this. He was committing war crimes for centuries in Hell, and in the pilot, was attacking Pentagram city and blowing up half the layout with his ship. He abused his egg bois. He loved being bad and evil.....

Yet 6 months in a hotel and suddenly centuries of killing millions just suddenly doesn't matter anymore.

Look, I'm saying all this as an Adam fan, i.e. a guy who's as bad as it gets. But if people say Adam doesn't deserve redemption....who does the main cast? Literally the only good person is Charlie! Everyone else is basically like a fucked-up version of the inmates from Arkham City.

Give me MORE of a reason to root for them that 'oh the ship is cute.' Like NO. Do more than that. I want Adam redeemed but I want him to STRUGGLE. I don't want him to suddenly overnight be a blorbo or something.

Yeah, I know everyone else immediately jumps on the 'immediate redemption' stuff but the characters are just nasty. They have to be 100 percent genuine before AND after rather than only caring just to get a free pass out of Hell.

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[allthatispeculiar]

[arynneva]

wait do people read first person stories and think they're the ones in the story???

Saw people talking about not liking first person, which is fair, but their reasoning was like "I would not do that" and I don't understand that mindset.

First person stories are still about a character. A character making their own decisions. First person isn't about you???? At least I thought it wasn't. What am I missing? I've always seen first person as just a more in-depth look into a character's mind and stricter POV. Not as a reader stand-in.

[stillgotscars]

this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

[epoxyconfetti]

[fairycosmos]

recognising your parent's mannerisms in yourself and physically feeling psychic damage occur

[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol

[great-and-small]

My grandfather and my godfather (a beloved neighbor and dear family friend) had a long standing bet- for one dollar- about who would die first. Both of them being slightly pessimistic (in the funny way), they both insisted that they themselves would be the first to die. Any time my grandfather had a health scare, he’d gleefully call up my godfather to boast that he’d be passing “any day now” and he was sure to win the bet. It was a big family joke and they were always amiably sparring and comparing notes about who was in worse shape, medically speaking.

When my grandfather was in hospice care dying of liver cancer, my godfather was quite ill also. It took him great effort to make the journey to see his dying friend. As he came into the room, supported by a family member, he shuffled to my grandpa’s bedside and silently handed him a dollar bill. He was ceding his loss of the bet, as they both knew who was going first. My grandpa had been in quite bad shape for a while and was no longer able to speak but let me tell you he snatched that dollar with unexpected strength and literally laughed aloud. He knew exactly what the gesture meant and he couldn’t help but find the humor within the grief. It was the last time any of us heard my grandpa laugh, as he passed shortly after.

When I talk about my appreciation for “dark humor” I’m not so much thinking about edgy jokes, but rather the human instinct to somehow, impossibly, both find and appreciate the absurdity that is so often folded into the profound grief of life and death. When I tell this story I think it kind of perturbs people sometimes, but it’s honestly one of my favorite memories about two men I really deeply admired. I could never hope for anything more than for my loved ones to remember me laughing until the very end, and taking joy in a little joke as one of my final acts.

[blabberoo]

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[aropride]

interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[ehlihr]

getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now