#No jk
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that's literally vessel and his heart shaped cupid bow????




#sleep token#vessel#sleep token vessel#worshitposting#why are you as a man have the perfect cupid bow for? for other men to kiss??#jk#no jk#anyway as always shout out to those bottle water marks as always
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if you look closely you will see me on his lap no jk 😊😊😊
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hi guys i’m back from my 2 days straight of marathon sex with dazai did u miss me
#no jk#i finished the beast au and burnt myself out LOLLLL#so i was dead for 2 days#and might be dead for 2 more days we’ll see
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I feel like, yall and Katsuki have a kid, it's going good, first day of school is tomorrow hell yeah right?
You spend hours convincing Katsuki that it's gonna be okay, nothing is gonna happen to baby, it's fine.
Then baby cries as soon as you both go to leave and Katsuki breaks hard.
He spends the day parked outside the kindergarten some days making sure his baby is okay 😭
You know how sometimes the parent has to stay for a little bit once class time actually starts just because the kid won't calm down? There's Kat with your weepy baby in his lap during opening ceremony, see; days of the week song and counting to ten, red faced n trying to hold back his own tears LMFAO because he honestly doesn't want to leave either.
(You ask him about it later, and he's defending himself with: what if something goes wrong? They don't like the lunch that's provided, or trip and fall in the unfamiliar hallways? Or god forbid, the teacher's an asshole and takes it out on the students???
Not that he hadn't already went overboard when you were looking at schools, vetting the program and reaching out to all the teachers to make sure they were exactly what he was looking for before even thinking about enrolling baby)
It's only when activity time actually starts that baby finally, finally pulls away from him when some kids ask yours to play with them, giving dad one last hug before shyly joining their circle and picking up a block.
AND there Bakugo is, crying on the way to the car and then low? high? key sobbing once you're in because your kid chose some "lil extras" to play with instead of continuing to cling onto him, which you have to remind him is actually a good thing, that other kids wanted to play with your child LMFAO.
He's such a freak LMFAO and it absolutely gets worse with your next baby, too jsdkafjkasdfjk BYE (he absolutely does hang out outside the kindergarten, sometimes even "forgetting" to give them their lunch ON PURPOSE, just so he has an excuse to drop it off and see them in the middle of the day).
#bakugo#did you see that tik tok of the auntie crying at the little girl's promotion to kindergarten#LMFAO that's bakugo#you turn around and his face is covered in tears even if he's just covering his mouth to stay quiet#and then ur kid notices and bawls too#WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A SENSITIVE FAMILY#it's your last baby who doesnt gaf meanwhile bakugo is full on losing it#he's expecting to go into the classroom again and sit with them for that first hour ... until your kid is just like BYE DAD SEE YA#he probs wants another baby after that to make up for it#thats how u end up with four kids.#no im just kidding he doesnt need that many#unless.......#nO JK#anyway hi pygmy i love you dearly how have u been?#caitie things#gen#pygmy lurks#kids tw
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Am gonna write some Frobin smut from the headcanon that she can now bloom other people’s limbs?
Yes!
Is it going to be kinky?
SUPEEEERRRRR KINKY!
Am I a fucking freak???
Of course.
Will I regret it?
NOPE.
#frobin#someone stop me#no jk#don't stop me#op#one piece#shipping#writing smut#smut#smutty smut smut#robin x franky#franky x robin#cyborg franky#nico robin
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My mental health is bad but I don't think that's reflecting in my work at all. Why do you ask.
#i know ive shared this before but its one of my favorite things ive ever made#should i update it?#with the new groups from the magician and the cowboys arc?#also not a joke mental health stuff is rlly bad atm life situations are absolutely destroying me#me literally like 'but we stay silly' through tears rn#jts fine. it will be fine#but BRO#Anyways.#i dont think i ever made a dedicated post for this little chart#i would love to talk about it#there is nothing that makes me feel better than absolutely losing myself in the oc sauce#so. PLEASE#no jk#but yknow this is funnay#we stay silly#memes#relationship chart#ttawebcomic#time and time again#yeah i should update this#maybe ill do that tomorrow
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If ur ever worried about seeming ooc when writing a character work smarter and not harder. Don’t say “this might be ooc” and rat urself out bestie. Say “he might seem ooc but that’s bc reader is meant to be an unreliable narrator. It’s intentional” and if it is in fact ooc, everyone will be like omg that was on purpose this is super important to the plot
#riv rambles#GASLIGHT UR AUDIENCE#no jk#this is jk#If u ever read my fic and say#oh that’s ooc#know that ur wrong#u are not correct#no jkkkkk#sort of#maybe#maybe not#😕
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silco i’ve made an account! i still don’t really understand how this works, but it seems fun
how are you? missed you at the drop today
- @dogoftherevolution
"Hey Vander!" he grins, "I'm doing alright, I was just covering a few extra shifts."
"I would've stopped by but I was very exhausted." he sighs a little.
#arcane rp blog#bozo 1 speaks#arcane roleplay#arcane rp#silco#young silco#young silco rp#zaundads#no jk#unless???#sorry for late reply i found nirvana (hozier's cover of 'do i wanna know' live @ bbc)
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Guys, uhm.... HELLOO?? 2000 FOLLOWERS??
Wow with all the bots that must mean about 23 of you are real people, OMG!
No for real, how??
I'm actually here like

SO MANY PEOPLE??
Thank you so so sooo much ❤️ I had a blast the last couple of months, I found my love for writing again and you guys make me a little delusional about it, making me think, I might actually be able to make something out of it someday, haha.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks to every single one of you. Thank you for commenting, liking, interacting, just lurking - I appreciate you! ❤️❤️
At one point I will absolutely do something to celebrate but I still owe you all other stuff so I'll slow down on commitments for the time being, hehe!
I have however a smutty two part treat for you, first part hopefully coming later tonight!
#wow#what#are you all insane or?#no jk#I love you#and appreciate you#2k followers#thank you so much#poro thank!#mwah mwah
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“sunrise on the reaping this” “sunrise on the reaping that” shut up ☝🏼 let’s talk about watch me instead
#xoxochb#prue speaks ੈ✩‧₊˚#no jk#LOL#but I feel like I’m the only person genuinely excited for watch me#shatter me series
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hey everyone did you read the logan threesome yet and if not you can just substitute logan for whichever 3rd person self insert pov you’d like. he is, as we learnt this season, truly replaceable
#sorry king#girls gotta self promo#lestappbon??#leSTRAPON#no jk#lesargestappen?#anyway. go read#lestappen fic
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aumtziii 😣
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i’ve come to bless your eyes with this femskk fanart

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY ARE SOOOO .... FEM SKK IS .............. SOPHIE U ALWAYS BLESS MY EYES
#ᡣ𐭩 carina’s love letters#ᡣ𐭩 from user: sosograndii#that should be me chuuya MOVE#no jk#actually idk why im saking jk that was not jk
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How you make such crisp crystal quality gifs from the ass quality THK videos? Tell us peasants your secret o queen ! 😫
witchcraft 🪄
#no jk#i actually don't find my sharpening particularly good#but it's a sharpening action that i came up with after playing around 449837498273 different settings#because i didn't like the sharpening action i was using anymore#it includes one selective sharpening layer‚ one high pass layer and one camera raw layer#anon#answered
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guys I found out why no one reblogs my [f]Art is because I don’t tell them to, so without further ado check out my rizz:
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEADEPLEASEPLEPSLPELSPSLP
#Guys laugh#please laugh#laugh now#shitpost#crying about it#do you want to kiss .#haha jk#no no jk jk!#jk jk... unless?#no jk#unless...
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