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Patalliro! is fascinating to me because of stuff like this. It's unapologetically gay - even within its anime which aired during primetime hours in 1982 - in a way that many later BL manga would never be, like the ones from the early 2000s which would never dare to call their characters actual homosexuals. Patalliro has actually aged quite well in this regard, there's something comforting about how campy it is.
#i still dont really understand how they got away with this kind of thing honestly#female VAs i get that - but first m/m kiss in an anime in episode THREE?????#theres also the maraich/thomas episode where they are *Both* voiced by women....advanced yuri#patalliro#i love how bancorans gender expression is pretty much explicitly to attract only bishounen#you blushed - so you must not be a girl#etc#i also love how joyful it all is#theres never anything sad or tragic about being gay - only that bancoran is forced to kill the bishounen spies/assassins/etc#when bancoran finds out that gay sex feels good after demian; in the manga he is elated. its basically a positive thing#he awakens to his true power...lol#also notable is that while bishounen youth is glorified maraich is 18#this means it portrays being gay as an adult as normal; not a phase relegated to nostalgic adolescent periods of time#according to the NYT japan's psychiatric body called homosexuality a mental illness until 1995#im NOT going to say patalliro changed that or anything lmao but its just significant to me that banmara get to live their lives happily#even raise children together in the manga....???#especially contrasting that with kaze to ki no uta and other manga of the time (no shade intended)#yaoi#<- for tagging purposes#obviously it also got away with a lot by being a gag manga. but still!#months later edit: want to say im not intending to moralize BL manga from the 2000s either. like gen. no hate on them.#as a gay person i just appreciate when characters who act gay are considered gay textually#and its kind of disheartening how gay-as-identity was treated as something incredulous in those manga a lot of the time#even the mere suggestion of attraction to men as a whole and not just the other male lead...yknow#this post is meant to praise patalliro for being unique in its approach to gay content compared to other titles#ive enjoyed plenty of 2000s yaoi titles despite their shortcomings lol#joseiposting#shoujo
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Fellas, is it fruity to draw an image of your nemesis onto your mirror in lipstick so that you can wipe it off nefariously??
#blicy this and blicy that#but let’s hear it for Stormy who had one (1) storm soothed by a rain dance#and literally less than a whole day later is doodling images of that fairy on her mirror#I love Stormy in The Show Must Go On#she could literally do SO MUCH damage here#like she had Brandon wrapped around her little finger#but instead she decides to go to this much trouble to advance an unrequited(??👀👀) homoerotic rivalry#literally tells the Winx to stand down because she only wants Musa#DOWN GIRL#do they have a ship name??#going to call them sparknotes for now#because I think I’m funny#sparknotes#probably going to do a Stormy S2 deep dive at some point because she fascinates me SO DEEPLY#she may have got more lines in S3 but this is the season that she shined#winxposting#winx club#winx stormy#stormy winx#winx musa#musa winx#musa#winx trix#trix#the trix#sonic thunder
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Okay, I did promise to show y'all. I know it's not the best but with what I had I think I did alright.
#so I'm lowkey obsessed with how it turned out so I apologise in advanced for the spams of this fit you'll receive.#awkward#call of duty#me#hi#please tell me you like it 🥺#call of duty cosplay#tactical gear#mine#girls in uniform#any suggestions and tips to make it look better are definitely accepted#mask kink#gamers of tumblr#personal
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christmas miracle
#nia chats#hrm.#nia games#some might call me... heh. a gamer#went into my first boss rush with 2 hearts and not even a dream bc i was prepared to die#alas. VICTORIOUS!#thank god i can fly. jesus christ#sometimes you really do get better at things with luck and time.#< girl who got this game 3 days ago and has 19 hrs but has only beat mom's heart twice#don't think i'll beat it this run either but this was a mega success in my books anyway. who knew i could do a sub-20 run on mom. YIPPEE!!#!!! I ALSO listened to an hr long lecture in advance for next sem & finished a new years gift :')#a productive christmas so far.. gonna keep on chugging! 🚂#** edit. chat i just beat moms heart#LMAAAOOOOOOOOOO
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why is it called "she-ra and the princesses of power" when half of the princesses are useless? literally the only princesses who mattered in the story was glimmer, scorpia and entrapta. and two of them were in the horde.
#it should be called “catra and the others” instead lol#why not just call it “she-ra the princess of power” like the original?#why include the other princesses if they don't do anything to advance the plot?#they're such 2d archetypes too#oh yeah we got vegan flower girl toph 2.0 emo girl/mai 2.0 and the married couple who no one cares about lol#it's so lazy#spop critical#spop#spop salt#spop discourse#spop criticism#she ra
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i think him saying "im so glad i had a little girl" while he's in me would fix me. maybe
#not rebloggable because i dont want people attracted to me in a girl way on here. but um. ummm. i think dad can call me a girl#as a treat#also good 'im so glad my kid's a fucking slut' or anything along those lines#sighhhh 🥰 daddddd i love my dad. yay!#he raped* me this morning and i cant stop thinking about it#but he said he's sorry and he bought me a coffee so its okay... right? he said i cant tell mom or she'll hate me ;-;#n he said he had to put it in my ass cuz mom won't let him and im just soo tight he couldn't help himself :<#(*cnc. as usual. it was supposed to actually hurt i didnt prep in advance but um. he started in my pussy before switching to my ass and i#came before he switched and that made me relaxed enough it didnt even hurt 🫣 but i pretended it did anyway for fun)#dad
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wow im really not doing well today
#like the staying in bed for hours is one thing - thats standard#but to tear up upon hearing 2 seconds of a song tied to a moment from when i was 20. girl#also my dad called me. i hate when my dad calls me he has no idea abt the pavlovian fear response it immediately activates in my body#like why would i pick up when you havent even warned me in advance . get real
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why is my manager upset w me for not coming in to my FOOD SERVICE JOB when im SICK
#i called in extra early in advance and asked for coverage idk what you want me to do#telling my coworkers 'this is unnacceptable' girl 90 percent of my employees routinely miss work for concerts n shit and im sick one time#like its literally protocol we just had our training on this
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Some guy was trying to harass me today while I was gassing up my car and kept shouting “Hey baby girl” and “you in the red” and just a bunch of different shit for the whole like 3/4 minutes I was filling up my car and I literally just pretended like I did not hear him. Didn’t look up from my phone, didn’t glance his way, didn’t do anything, and it was hilarious hearing him get more frustrated trying to get my attention
Like fuck off bro I’m filling up my car on my lunch break I’m not trying to fuck
And it always baffles me when people try and pin harassment on what the person was wearing because I literally was in leggings, a kid snot and formula covered work shirt, and had my hair in a sweaty ponytail. I was literally just existing between the two feet of space between my car and the gas pump
Next time I’m gonna casually pull out my knife and see the response 🫠
#it speaks#text post#harassment#tw harassment#cw harassment#cat calling#unwanted cat calling#unwanted advances#god forbid someone exits as an afab person and doesn’t want to be harassed 🙄#people suck#I’m not your baby girl#knife mention#tw knife mention
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sometimes I wonder if I should take a gender studies class just so I can bitch every day about how an imaginary boyfriend is often seen as a requirement for a woman to feel safe enough to have fun at a club, or the idea that an imaginary person with a fake “claim” over me has more influence over predatory men than my own voice saying “No, I’m not interested, get lost”
#venting#hnnnnng the double standard is really really making my teeth hurt recently#(in that I’m grinding my jaw at the mere thought of this particular breed of injustice)#I honestly miss going out with my friends. I miss going to bars and clubs and enjoying the night#but I wanna go with my friends and leave my boyfriend at home for once#he gets to go out and enjoy himself all the time with his friends and they never even have to deal with unwanted flirtation#meanwhile I go out in a tshirt and jeans and get fucking catcalled or flirted with just fucking getting groceries#and it’s not a narrative on beauty or anything. it’s about men’s perception of women#specifically predatory men and men who don’t realize they’re BEING predatory#perhaps it’s because I’ve been going to this fucking gamer school for far too long#and I’ve interacted with so many socially inept/incel men from there#who don’t know what no means or dont take women seriously when they do say no#or they literally cannot read between the lines of a woman politely declining their advances#‘but she was being so nice to me’ yeah bc if she wasn’t you’d either call her a bitch or try to force her anyway#anyway. I’m angry#im tired of living in fear of morons#I’m tired of not being able to go out on a Tuesday night and just walk the town with my friends#specifically my femme friends#we should be at the club!! instead we’re trying to make sure the group is like a school of fish so we’re less of a target#and like. I could talk about this on twt or reddit but. cmon. let’s be real here#MelloMoans#really does feel like we’re going backwards when it comes to gender equality and feminism#especially with the influx of the whole sigma male/high value male bullshit#I understand how it came to be I really do but that plus the whole pick me girl thing is just another toxic view of gender identity#and all it has resulted in on both sides is a wider degree of separation between the genders#therefore allowing both extremes to dehumanize every one that doesn’t identify as sigma male or not like other girls YET AGAIN#(and therefore also opens up the door for dehumanizing lgbtq+ folks but. let’s be real. that hasn’t really gone away yet :/
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When you wake up from an intricate dream and think, could this be a fic?
(A time-travel-infused variant of Yellowjackets that involved the girls getting to meet their older selves, clones, space travel, and the season ending with Tai coming up sadly to find Van making out with Lottie instead because she’d spent a whole season building a rocket with her and they’d bonded.)
And then you wake up a bit more and it’s like. Nah. But good that I had a title and everything.
#in the event I ever write some woo-woo off the wall young versions meeting adult versions#and call it ‘the past is never far’#I suspect it will make way more sense than this. but please know this is where it came from#a dream in which adult!van is always late because young!van makes bets that she will be with the other girls#and tells adult!van in advance so they can split the winnings on breakfast together#amazing. sometimes my brain is so ravenous for content it invents whole seasons of my hyperfixation shows#and they make little sense but boy are they compelling in the moment
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JINBEEE I LOVE YOU!!!! JINBEEEEEEEEE
#there is no man more consistent or noble than him. he really is the gentleman of the seas (or knight idk with the translation)#i think he has like a luffy is going to die detector built in. he was about 5 seconds away from ripping his hands out#FLASHBACKS FLASHBACKS FLASHBACKS#luffy needs to eat the food sanji made for pudding..... do you see...#reiju was suspicious from the start.... hell yes#sanji going insane again... to the liat#reiju has her mind straight.... end germa and save sanji yeah.... but dont die girl...#so reiju has feelings because her mother is not the same as her brothers??? and like germa didnt go that far with the tech yet???#bc their mother just complaining about the four and not her daughter.... idk she calls her mom still.... maybe its just the tech#that wasnt as advanced when she was pregnant with her so she has feelings still#oooohhgg the toxin only worked with sanji... thags why he is normal....#being beaten up on his mothers grave.... christ.....#reiju is an older sister for reals.... having to deal with her mom being worried about sanji and then worrying about him too#reiju knows their father doesn't like her as much bc she has feelings too deep down... poor girl....#jesus christ sanji take her with you!!! if she doesn't end up happy.....#nothing more to say reiju i love you too girl#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 819#reiju you don't need to die!!!! i get the symbolism but you can be good too!!!!#you tell em pedrooo!!! fuck that egg!!! AGAIN!!!!#NOT AGAIN!!!#pedro with the explosives again qjdhakshka he came PREPARED#luffy strangling a guy for info.... this one is a first....#so brook just came to steal the poneglyph with no paper or ink????? wtf#roger could hear everything and thats why he could read the poneglyphs....#well luffy killed that man (to me)#reiju changed the bracelets omg!!!! QUEEN ICON SISTER OF THE YEAR OF THE DECADE#think about what matters sanji!! *thinks about luffy* OMG AND LUFFY LOOKING FOR HIM!!!!#episode 820
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CoD:AW Remote Turret
A sentry girl based on the remote turret from Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare. Has... anyone else lturned ANY sentry gun from Call of Duty into a sentry girl yet?
#robot girl#robot#sentry gun#call of duty#advanced warfare#minigun#robot oc#This is a scorestreak iirc. Give it the sentry upgrade and rack up enough kills.#After that? Plop it down and watch it mow down every enemy bot in the lobby.#Or just rip off the turret like it's Halo. That works too.
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cooper and laura as a pairing: wrong. gross. that's a child and an adult. i hope you burst into flames.
cooper and laura as a father-and-daughter duo: correct. poignant. sweet. i hope you find a $20 bill on the ground.
#i get nauseous when i see people sexualize audrey too#i saw her called a ''siren'' in one article#no. she's a teenage girl.#it is not uncommon for teenagers to have crushes#that doesn't mean they should be reciprocated#cooper did the correct and responsible thing by rejecting her#audrey is a lot like jeffery beaumont in the sense that she got caught up in The Mystery#she wanted to be a part of something. she wanted to Solve It. and she got in too deep. she got hurr#***hurt#yes she helped advance the investigation but at what cost?#audrey horne i am wrapping you in a blanket and taking you to therapy
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The vibe this summer is just doing whatever to advance the plot. Main character summer or something, idk.
#stopped in to the neighborhood bar for a drink with will after work#we were just getting ready to leave when our fav guy came in#so I was immediately like well here’s a free drink incoming so we’re obviously staying#we always flirt w each other and will is always encouraging it and trying to fluster him lmao#the guy puts his arm around me and calls me ‘our girl’ right to my husbands face lmao I love him#but also we made plans to go fishing on his boat on Saturday 😂#advancing the plot
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did not mean to sleep until 4pm. well ok.
#can’t even read call that much today because i have two essays to write#unless i put one off until 5 tomorrow but then it’s due midnight so that sucks#also update on the group project thing. she is being so incredibly annoying rn#like. how to politely say bitch i have better things to do than look at pictures while texting you for 2 hours at 7pm.#we’re essentially making a moodboard. like. be serious we don’t have to do that 4 days in advance as if it’s going to be sooo hard#like. i know i’m supposed to be taking this seriously we’re making a short film i can’t just blow it off#but she is acting like this is the most important thing i should be doing on a sunday at 7pm.#it’s due THURSDAY. we’re making a collection of PICTURES. i could do this in 3 hours wednesday night by myself if i needed to#god she’s pissing me off. is it mean to just ghost her until tomorrow#like i told you i had a lot of other stuff to do. i told you we have a lot of time to finish. i told you it was fine and we don’t need to#stress out about this stupid thing so much. and you are acting like i was asking you a question. no girl i was Telling you i’m not doing it#UGHHHHH
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