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oh my god
Taskmaster the Podcast, Ep 57
I thought since Nish had been on the podcast before, I knew generally what to expect. I really did not. But what I can't fathom is the utter chaos of having this conversation knowing that Alex would be listening to it.
Somehow, this episode wasn't one of the ones that disappeared, either! (Speculation abounds that ai moderation filtering caused some of the others to be pulled). Transcript follows.
ED GAMBLE
I mean...Mark is -- it's astonishing watching Mark and Alex interact. They are two people who have been friends for decades, and every time they speak to each other, it's like the first time they've met.
NISH KUMAR
No, it's not. It's like the second time that they met, and something really bad happened the first time they've met?
ED GAMBLE
Just the most awkward people...
NISH KUMAR
It's like two people who once made direct eye contact at an orgy and now can't quite shake the discomfort of that first introduction.
ED GAMBLE
I think something even worse than that happened at the orgy. I think and the way I have it is that I think Mark...accidentally onto Alex's leg.
NISH KUMAR
Watson reeks of orgy leg jizzer.
ED GAMBLE
"I'm so sorry."
NISH KUMAR
"I'll clean it up! Oh, no, I've got it in your eye."
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here's to the losers this nishmas
(Yes it was nick instead of Sophie who lost but I'm too lazy to change it and I don't really want to as nick doesn't drown in a river at any point)
#taskmaster#roisin conaty#joe wilkinson#paul chowdry#lolly adefope#nish kumar#alice levine#phil wang#paul sinha#david baddiel#katherine parkinson#charlotte ritchie#victoria coren mitchell#judi love#fern brady#john kearns#ivo graham#lucy beaumont#sophie willan#rosie jones#my edit
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Happy birthday, Mark Watson 📱 Born on this day, the 13th of February, 1980.
#taskmaster#greg davies#alex horne#mark watson#nish kumar#panel show#gifs#mine#mine:taskmaster#mine:birthday#taskmaster 5.05#long post#tvedit#taskmaster s5
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Vintage Taskmaster Volume I prints, stickers etc. on redbubble
#taskmaster#taskmasteruk#britcom#comedy#quote#nish kumar#guz khan#aisling bea#bob mortimer#joe wilkinson#joe lycett#rosalind#james acaster#doc brown#johnny vegas#brace#tree wizard#romesh ranganathan#tim key
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new reaction image just dropped
ID: a still from QI. comedians nish kumar and alan davies sit at the desk. nish kumar has his arms in the air and his head thrown back in rapturous joy. alan, arms crossed, laughs. on the screen behind them is projected the word “PERVERT.”
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My two favourite "Why would he say that" jokes by Alex
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(via paul’s insta)
#paul williams#sam campbell#james acaster#nish kumar#rose matafeo#amy annette#taskmaster nz#(adjacent)#the gang’s all here#i am so jealous of anyone who got to attend this what a line up#can’t wait to hear the new album#also i love amy peeking through lmao
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Why is this specific movement so hot to me omg
Someone sedate me
(Gif creds to @smoakmonster)
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britcom season?
#britcom#mitchell and webb#david mitchell#robert webb#james acaster#mike wozniak#greg davies#nish kumar#ed gamble#josh widdicombe#olivia coleman#taskmaster#peep show#friday night dinner
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A to Z of taskmaster
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Well that is all 26 letters of the alphabet and my #atozoftaskmaster is complete. I think i will turn it into a little zine and maybe a poster so keep an eye out for that soon. ---- Which has been your favourite? ---
#illustration#charlotsart#illustrator#childishillustrations#art#artist#painting#watercolour#Taskmaster#taskmaster uk#alex horne#greg davies#little alex horne#A to z of taskmaster#Taskmaster alphabet#Jessica Knappett#mel giedroyc#James Acaster#Judi love#mawaan rizwan#rose matafeo#Al Murray#daisy may cooper#Sally Phillips#nish kumar#kerry godliman#noel fielding#joe wilkinson#chris ramsey#romesh ranganathan
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tackling my inability to draw real people one taskmaster drawing at a time
anyway, I plan on drawing more of my fave teams in the future :) nick and steve are next! (plus the bad improve troupe)
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Taskmaster: Series 5, Ep. 6 vs. Series 7, Ep. 4
Greg pulling contestants aside.
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