#Nicky x piper

[nocakesformissedith]

can I say something

[warningsine]

Orange Is The New Black | Season 1

[daughter-of-sapph0]

"We have a very affectionate relationship..."

Orange Is the New Black S1:E10

(I'm making gifsets of every Vauseman scene as I binge the show for the first time ever.)

more gifsets: 1 2 3

Bonus:

[slvt4em1lyprenti2s]

First day

Originally posted on my Wattpad @MayaBishop_is_myWife

Alex Vause x reader

!!TW: mention of murder and vague drug mention!!

Work count:: 1.2k (not proof read)

Alex POV: (Alex and Piper aren't together in this)

I walked into the cafeteria and joined the que to get lunch, another day of sloppy something, mashed potatoes and corn on the cob. Yum, I can't complain though because it's better than nothing and if I do complain Red will starve me out. Brushing off hat thought, I get my food and saunter over to a table with some of my friends on it, Morello, Chapman and Nicky.  I take a seat and listen in on their conversation. 

Nicky - "No c'mon, she's hot."

Piper - "I agree, I mean have you seen her. The eyes, hair the hair!" dragging out the r sound at the end as if to make a point.

Alex - "Who you talking about?"

Nicky - "That new girl that showed up in the van this morning, she's very good lookin' although she's been crying in the bathroom since she got here so maybe not the most stable girl in here."

Morello - "There's worse trust me, and besides why are you all getting so worked up about this? Yeah she's nice to look at but what if she has someone outside of here? You know, like a boyfriend or girlfriend or someone, she might even be married for all you know?"

Nicky - "Yeah but you said it, she's nice to look at tuts, she's gunna be getting looks from all over. If she stops crying of course."

At this point my interest was piqued and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about so once I'd sat, had a tal and eaten my food I was going to go find this mystery girl and find out if they're actually telling the truth.

Y/n POV:

I can't believe I actually did that. I killed her. I killed my own mother. I keep telling myself it was the only way out but everytime I think about it the guilt and self resentment creeps back in. My mum had munchausen by proxy and she made me believe I was sick and could walk or do practically anything by myself. I really didn't see any other way out so, one night I just did it. Obviously I feel terrible and wish I'd never done it but, there really was no other way out. Anyway, it's done now and I'm in jail, thankfully not maximum security because people could see my side of the story and saw I wasn't just a cold-blooded killer. 

I've been at Litchfield a little over 5 hours now and as soon as I was allowed to go off and do my thing, I went straight for the bathroom and I've been crying ever since. Somehow, I managed to get the only stall with a door so thankfully people can't just watch me cry, hear me yes but watch, no.

All day people have been staring and I don't know why. Maybe they think I'm fucked up for what I did or something. I'm snapped out of my thoughts when I hear a soft knock on the door. 

Alex - "Hey, you okay in there? Stupid question I know because well, you're crying but I still feel like I have to ask."

I bite my lip and sigh before responding, I didn't expect anyone to actually care.

Y/n -  "Uhm- yeah, I guess I'm okay. Not my ideal situation but you know, life goes on."

Alex - "Yeah well you got that one right."

After that a not awkward but not totally comfortable silence fell over us. I slowly stood up and unlocked the door. I stepped out and tried to dry my face from the copious amount of tears I'd shead in the past hours of being here. Instantly this woman picked up on it and gently held my face in one hand and helped me wipe my tears with the other.

Alex - "You'll be okay, I'm going to be brutally honest with you, the first few days are actual hell, you'll miss everything and everyone but, I'll be here is you ever want to talk about it okay? Oh, and I'm Alex by the way, but everyone calls me Vause, it's my last name." 

I smiled at Alex and nodded my head a small thank you leaving my lips. She pulled me into her embrace and held me tight. 

Alex - "You know, they were right."

I was confused because I had not a single idea what she was going on about. So, I pulled my head slightly away from her shoulder and looked at her.

Y/n - "What do you mean? Who's right?"

Alex - "Oh just my friends, they said some stiff about how you were really good looking and what not."

You felt a blush creep across my face as you looked into her gorgeous green eyes only now just realising after looking a her properly just how beautiful she really was. A sly smirk found it's way onto her lips before she spoke again. 

Alex - "Hey, don't get all shy on me now."

A she said that her hand found it's way to my waist as she pulled me closer again. Whilst she trailed her other hand up my body and hooked a finger around my chin so I'd look her in the eyes.

Y/n - "You really mean it?"

Alex - "Of course I do, I mean I've known you what, like 2 minutes and I'm already calling you beautiful I think that speaks for itself ." 

I giggle a bit and looked down in an attempt to hide my flustered face yet again, knowing she was right. I looked her in the eyes again only to see her eyes had never left me and she had a wide smile of her face. 

Alex POV:

I looked down slightly because I was a bit taller than her and just marvelled at this gorgeous girl in front of me she had glowing y/h/c hair and shining y/e/c eyes, her smile could light up a room and her laugh was so fucking adorable. Normally, I'm not the one to fall over small stuff like this but she was different,  I don't know why, she just was.

She looked me back in the eyes and I couldn't help myself anymore, I leaned in and captured her lips in mine. They fit together like puzzle pieces. Her hand found their way into my hair while mine rested on the small of her back keeping her safe in my arms. I swiped my tongue over her bottom lip asking for entrance and she happily agreed. She tugged on my hair a little so in return I grazed my teeth over her bottom lip and she let out a small breathy moan which was almost silent but, I could still hear it. We broke away for ir and as soon as we separated we crashed our lips back together hungrily. She was almost as addictive as some of the things women in the jail used to do. 

Just as things were getting heated someone burts into the bathroom.

Healy - "INMATES NO LESBIAN ACTIVITY ALLOWED!"

We both untangled ourselves from each other and apologised. As he left I whispered in her ear. 

Y/n POV:

Alex - "He won't catch us tonight sweetheart don't worry. I'll have you all to myself, I'll make you feel better."

She then gave me a final eck on the lips and walked out the bathroom. Oh man, I was not going to get much sleep on my first night in prison.

[simpingforthemm]

thunderstorm / carmen "ouija" aziza x fem reader

word count: 2.5k

warnings: possessiveness, threats, mentions of violence, kissing (making out), mentions of homophobia, cursing, short mention of racism, probably ouija being overly jealous/ unnecessarily jealous

summary: a thunderstorm is announced to happen at litchfield and everyone was talking about it. with your mind on ouija, you just couldn't be bothered to care, dismissing everything around you as secondary, not noticing how you had been accidentally making her jealous by having nicky be a little too friendly for her taste. ouija being jealous and pissed off, you have to find a way to explain the misunderstanding and realize, she's a lot more possessive than you thought she was.

a/n: hii i had so much fun writing this, i really love ouija so much! this is my first time writing for her so please forgive me if she's a bit out of character and pls be nice, i showed a bit more of her serious side in this one shot but i'm planning on writing more stuff where she's a bit more playful and cracks a lot more jokes <3. this one shot takes place in season 4 and is inspired by the storm in season 2 episode 12.

have fun and tell me what you think!

„Good morning, meterologist Ava Chen here from Litchfield news with the latest on Storm Theodora. As it continues to move closer to the city’s center, it will reach it’s peak intensity over night and lay off in the morning. Furthermore, the storm will be likely to cause severe damage to houses and especially the woods near the local prison.“

The tv room was filled to the brim, everyone suddenly interested in the news. They were all desperate for some excitement in their dull lifes and a new hot topic to talk about, so even a little storm could make the women’s prison roar with excitement.

Except for you. Maybe you were just too arrogant to care or maybe it was the other things that weighed heavily on your mind. Things that consumed you so much that there just wasn’t any space left in your mind for anything else. One of those things was the brown haired latina with the three teardrops tattoed right next to her eye that now walked in, followed by her friends.

The way she walked, she simply exuded confidence. Confident that she could take you down, break all of your fingers, extend your sentence and look hot while doing it.

She caught your eye as they took a seat two tables away from you. She smirked at you, which was her way of greeting you. You smiled back at her, a tingly feeling in your stomach.

Her eyes slowly traveled down your body, taking you in.

Her face softened a little, the smirk turning into a smile. She bit her lip and you felt yourself blush.

You were both snapped back into reality when Pidge, one of her friends that she knew from being in Maria’s posse, tapped her on the shoulder.

„Yo, Ouija…“, she whispered, pointing something out to her and the woman turned her head, directing her attention away from you and to the tv.

You turned back to your friends as well who were discussing the storm. Of course they were. Piper was talking about how she and Larry experienced a Hurricane on their honeymoon, when they were still together of course, which you rolled your eyes at. Alex was actually like right there. Nicky, who was sitting next to you, noticed and laughed at your reaction, nudging you with her shoulder.

„I don’t know why everyone is making such a big deal out of this storm, it’s probably just gonna be a little wind and rain“, you told her, still pretty unimpressed.

„Well, my friend, I can tell you that much, it gets pretty dull in here to say the least so it doesn’t take a lot to get us Litchfield folks hyped“, Nicky said in her raspy voice, putting her arm around your shoulder in a friendly manner. You smiled back at your friend but couldn’t help yourself glancing over to your favorite woman again.

When you turned your head, you were shocked to see that Ouija was already staring at you or more like staring at you and Nicky. Here brows were furrowed, her arms were crossed in front of her chest and she was looking at you with fury in her eyes. She looked at Nicky’s arm disgustedly and shook her head while laughing bitterly. Your eyes widened. God, she had a totally wrong impression. As flirty as Nicky might be with you and with her other friends sometimes, you never had any romantic feelings for her at all. You panicked and shook your head at Ouija, but she was already out the door and leaving. Shit, shit, shit. You sighed and buried your face in your hands. You contemplated running after her but you knew it was never good to bother someone while they were still angry, you got that much experience from your parents. You were just going to let her cool off and then explain later.

It would all be fine.

Right?

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The prison was leaking. The prison was fucking leaking and the electricity had gone out. Apparently there was a whole ass puddle in Spanish Harlem. Or so you heard.

You didn’t think the storm was gonna be so intense. At least not so intense that you had to bunk in the tv room and cafeteria for the night. Lucky for you, yours and Ouija’s dorm had both been assigned to the tv room, so maybe you would have time to speak to her later. Honestly, it all just felt like a big sleepover, prison edition. You and your friends had already layed out your mattresses and pillows and some of them were chatting away with each other. It had a cozy feeling, even though it was prison, a place that usually did not hold much comfort. Except when you were with Ouija. She was always able to make you laugh. The both of you arrived at Litchfield at a similar time so before you were assigned your dorms, you were in the same room with a bunch of other newcomers.

You immediately made friends with each other because you just got along so well, it was like when the both of you were around each other you could just be yourselves, not Y/N who used illegal drugs and not Ouija who committed murder and WIC fraud. With each other, you were just people. And then there was the chemistry of course and how attracted you were to Ouija…

You hung around each other until you got assigned your dorms. Ouija then met Maria and her girls, you became a part of Red’s family and it all fell into place, not quite how it was supposed to fall into place but nearly. At that time, you had missed Ouija very badly and all you wanted was to be near her again and joke around, just click with each other like you had back then. But that took a little while. It was only when everyone discovered you were a lesbian, no, not a „gay for the stay“ lesbian but really an actual lesbian who had had one or two relationships with women in the past. Some of the other inmates gave you shit for it but mostly, the other lesbians started paying more attention to you, trying to hook up with you. Especially Big Boo. Ouija watched this and she certainly did not enjoy having various women touch you in various places of your body, places she wanted to touch, hands she wanted to hold, thighs she wanted to touch. While it took her time to realize her feelings, she quickly knew she had to make you hers, that there was no point in denying that you were her woman and that she would burn the world into a million pieces just for you. Because she was head over heels in love with you.

It was after movie night, after you had had to swap away a million hands on your thighs, decline a million offers to sit on someone’s lap and say no to a million ideas to sneak out of the movie and do the deed that you walked out of the tv room, exhausted. Everyone had already gone and only Ouija was standing there. You practically fell into her arms and the only thing Ouija had to do was catch you. Catch you and pin you against the nearest wall and whisper: „They don’t want you as much as I do, mami“. She had grabbed your waist and kissed you, for the first time ever.

The second kiss followed shortly after, in the library, after you had stood up for her in front of the Meth Heads. They had called her a „dirt taco“ and you had gone absolutely feral on Sankey, sending you to seg and the blonde woman to medical. After you came back, Ouija dragged you to the library, kissing you passionately and whispering:

„I can’t believe you stood up for me like that, baby. Yo, that deserve a reward, don’t you think?“

And now you were here.

Speaking of the devil, you saw your crush walk in. Maybe kind of a childish definition of what you felt for her but you thought it was pretty accurate. She was laughing at something Zirconia was saying and even though things got complicated and she now thought you were into Nichols, you felt yourself smile. She was so cute when she laughed.

The both of them were walking past you and you and Carmen made eye contact. She made you nervous as fuck but you knew you had to say something otherwise the thing you had wouldn’t go any further than the two kisses you had shared with each other. She would probably end it because she had interpreted Nicky’s arm around your shoulder as something more than friendly and you couldn’t let that happen.

The mix of anger and disappointment evident in her eyes hurt you and it was even more painful to know you were the one who caused it.

„Hey Ouija“, you greeted her, your voice sounding desperate as fuck but you couldn’t help it. You were always going to be desperate for her.

She rolled her eyes at you.

„Man, just leave me the fuck alone, okay?!“

You were taken aback by how she talked to you. Normally, if you weren’t so head over heels for her, you would defend yourself, of course, but normally she didn’t talk to you like this as well so she must be really mad.

You let her and Zirconia walk away to the corner where their other friends sat.

The night progressed and the thunderstorm had gotten louder and louder. None of y’all could sleep, not that you actually tried to. It was much more fun staying up, chatting and sharing stories. Alex was telling a really interesting one about the time when she was selling drugs and about the different kinds of clients she had, but you just couldn’t pay attention. You couldn’t stop looking over at Ouija who was sitting on her mattress, staring at the ceiling. She was alone, her friends were a few mattresses away from her, busy with their own conversation.

And that was when you decided you had to stop being a pussy and just walk over there.

„Hey, where you going, Y/N?“, Nicky asked, confused.

„I’ll be right back, don’t worry.“

You swallowed hard when you passed Maria and her girls. They were already eyeing you up suspiciously but you didn’t know whether they were aware of you and Ouija, but it was already strange enough for an outsider to walk into Spanish Harlem territory. Fuck it.

You arrived at her mattress and knelt down next to her. Her gaze shifted to you and her expression immediately hardened. She sat up and you braced yourself for whatever was about to happen, taking a deep breath in.

„Ouija, can we please talk? I swear earlier was a misunderstanding, I don’t -“

„Fine“, she cut you off. „But let’s go somewhere more private, okay?“

You nodded and extended your hand to help her up. She looked at you cautiously before taking it and standing up. Trusting someone in prison took a while. You had to be careful about who you surrounded yourself with and you had to be especially careful with who you were romantically involved with.

When you showed your vulnerable side to someone in prison, you were an easy target. When you were vulnerable, you were weak. And god knows, nobody wanted to be perceived as weak, especially not in here and especially not Ouija.

You felt yourself blush once again when Ouija didn’t let go of your hand when she stood up, but kept holding it while she started leading you out of the room. When you passed Nicky, your friend shot you a confused look, calling out your name. Ouija’s grip around your hand tightened and she glared at the other woman.

„Okay okay, chill it Aziza“, Nicky laughed nervously, putting her hands up defensively.

You continued to sneak past the sleeping guard and out into the hallway.

The rain was pattering loudly against the window and Ouija kept walking until you reached the janitorial closet, which surprisingly seemed to be open all the time. She pushed you inside and entered as well, closing the door behind her.

You stared at her for a little bit. Her expression was blank but you still saw the anger boiling inside of her, her fury threatening to spill over at any moment. You didn’t know what would happen then. So you needed to explain.

„Look about earlier…“, you sighed. „It wasn’t what it looked like.“

Ouija took a step towards you, pinning you against a cabinet.

„Oh, so you’re telling me I didn’t see her with her hands all over you? Caressing you?“, she asked mockingly, tilting her head and frowning.

Now you were the angry one. Nicky was barely caressing you, the only thing she did was put her arm around you. You couldn’t believe she was exaggerating like that and pretending as if you’d ever let something like that happen.

„Oh please? Caressing me? She put her arm around my shoulder for god’s sake. Nicky’s like that with everyone and we’re just friends, I promise.“

Ouija slammed her hands down on the cabinet, right next to your head. She was seething.

„No one touches my woman, you understand? Yo, I don’t care ‚if she‘s like that with everyone’“, she said, „if she touches you one more time, I swear to god amorcita, I will rip her fingers off one. by. one.“

Your jaw dropped slightly, shocked by how far she would go.

„I mean that shit, muñeca.“ (doll)

You quickly closed your mouth, gulping.

She stared you deep in the eyes before grabbing your chin and connecting both your lips. You were completely in sync, melting into one another. Ouija bit down on your lower lip, making you gasp and taking that as an opportunity to slip her tongue into your mouth. Her hand wandered down your body, grabbing your waist, the other hand wrapping around your throat, stroking it with her thumb.

„You’re mine“, she whispered. „Shit, I love you amorcita.“ She let go of you, nervously running her fingers through her hair.

„I love you too. I always have.“

She smiled at you in relief, putting her hands to your sides.

„Baby, I’m sorry about the way I talked to you earlier. I didn’t mean that shit.“

„I know, I’m sorry too. I’ll tell Nicky to stay away. But she is my friend and you know people like that are rare in here.“

„I know, amorcita. Yo, I do trust you okay?“ She laughed slightly, rubbing the back of her neck awkwardly, hoping you would believe her.

„Okay.“

You smiled at each other, your bond growing even stronger, knowing that not even a thunderstorm could break the two of you apart.

[mmmakeovers]

A New CC Haul! Children/Toddlers/Infants

I've been keeping a beady eye out for infant cc ever since the update but in general my sim kiddies needed some love. This cc haul covers male- and female-framed children, toddlers, and infants.

Make sure to watch the video to see all the assets in game 🖤

My username on all my platforms is mmmakeovers, links here.

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CC Links under the cut, in order of appearance in the video 🖤

Teresa Hairstyle for Girls

Bantu Knots Hairstyle

Smaller Bantu Knots for Kids and Toddlers

Parted Braid for Girls

Riley Hairstyle and Bow for Girls

Bairn Do's Collection

Arethabee Lydia Hair Conversion

Karly Curls for Girls

Nadia Hairstyle for Girls

Jordana Hairstyle for Girls

@imvikai x @greenllamas Glitter Age Conversions

Chick Tee

Lil' Wanderers

Weekend Mood - Set for Girls

Sis Set

@trillyke After Midnight Top - Kids Version

Jeans Collection

Skirt Collection

Kids SwimWear

Ruffle Shorts & Tucked T

Dungaree for Girls

Namika

Valeria

Nicky

Toadstool (Updated)

Arlo Socks

Bow Shoes for Girls

Aneska

@trillyke Heartbreaker Loafers

Shaggy Toddler Hair

Rainy Days

Froggy Outfit

Rex - Toddler Top

Princess

Piper Overalls and Penelope Dress

Hoodie-less Onesies

Anastasia

BG Plain Janes (TF)

Tyler

Camila Curls for Infants

June & Linn Hair (Updated)

Boo Hair

Infant Outfit Set

Infant Headwrap and Onesie Recolours

Infant Outfit Set (a different set!)

Infant Outfit Set (another one!)

Infant Outfit Set (another one!)

More Baby Clothes

Infant Conversions

Infant Outfit

Baby Jammies

Little Onesies

Millie Dress

Infants Mismatched Socks

Rosie Shoes

Bo Shoes

[slocumjoe]

Do you also call Danse things that would probably make him pick you up by the neck and throw you if he could hear you from the other end of the screen.

My go to things are princess, baby, and babygirl because he's the most sopping wet cat of a man I have ever met. This also goes for every other companion

Cait and Piper are both babe, but the tone is different. Cait is an exasperated concern babe, Piper is a "Please stop running infront of my bullets" babe

Mac is amor, baby, and babe

Nick is grandpa or Nicholas, Nicholas if he gets crushed by another elevator trying to follow me up one

Deacon is princess and sweetheart

Curie is also princess and sweetheart but I mean it

Preston is babygirl

X6 is all of the above

I think they'd all be sick of me and that's fine <3

But yeah, do you call your companions nicknames as you play?

Omg

Okayokay okay

SHIT I CALL THE COMPANIONS

Cait i call kitty-cat, red menace, batgirl (bc. She uses a bat), and Caitypie

Curie gets called Curie-ous George and Kermit

DANSE is referred to as sugarpie, babydoll, honeycakes, Dan-man, hotpants, beloved, darling, doughboy (affectionate and horny), cookie, cupcake, muffin man, cake boss, thunder thighs, big boy, and my wife/wifey. Also milkman. For Obvious Reasons

Deacon is deacman d-egg-ster (like dexter), freaky Deac, and 'that clown'

Gage is fuckface, trashman, my guy, and minimum Gage. Also sasquatch, because in game he was always just out off view doing odd shit

Hancock is han, Hamilton, johnny-B-ghoul, and snorts-mcgee

MacCready is Mac, Bobby, Ratboy, Blondie, and weasel

Nick is Nicky V, Peepaw, and Dickolas

Piper is Pipes. Pipey-Wipey, Wiper, Pippy-long-stockings, and...and Diaper. Im not kidding. I try not to. But it's so close to her name.

Preston is Pres, Gravyboat, Prez-dispenser, and Garv/Garf

X6-88 is X, catboy, Four eyes (8 looks like eyes, 2 8s is 4 eyes, plus he wears sunglasses) Sassy-ass, Edgelord, Hot Topic Shopping Piece Of Shit, and beanie baby

[sims-energy]

CC Links from my tik tok! https://www.tiktok.com/@sims.energy/video/7243231220811844907?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7230159731021202990

Outfit 1:

Hair: The Sims Resource - [Patreon] Momsen - Hairstyle

bathing suit: Tara Bikini Set - Create a Sim - The Sims 4 - CurseForge

shoes: *Download* Flower & Butterfly Collection 03 | Patreon

Outfit 2:

Hair: The Sims Resource - Anto - Levitating (Patreon)

bathing suit: Madlen — Sandy Swimsuit Was inspired by Kim’s SKIMS... (tumblr.com)

Waist: Piper Waist Chain - The Sims 4 Create a Sim - CurseForge

Outfit 3:

Hair: The Sims Resource - [Patreon] Maree - Hairstyle

bathing suit: Madlen — Sandy Swimsuit Was inspired by Kim’s SKIMS... (tumblr.com)

Outfit 4:

Hair: The Sims Resource - Nadiah (Patreon)

bathing suit: PARADISO BIKINI & SARONG by simpliciaty - The Sims 4 Download - SimsFinds.com

Outfit 5:

Hair: The Sims Resource - Nicki (Patreon)

bathing suit: elliesimple x fifthscreations - bikini with pareo (summer collection 2022) - The Sims 4 Download - SimsFinds.com

[rosevause]

gonna be so picky about the pipers i choose to write with because i’m a nicky x alex enjoyer more than anything

[witchychanel]

One Shots

Orange Is The New Black

Alex Vause

Piper Chapman

Daddy

Stella

Nicky

Poussey

Carol Denning

[bakulova]

I just finished Orange Is The New Black and... what do I do with my life now? I have been crying all day and now i just feel empty. Help 😭

[buckysdo11]

Undetailed case pt.3

Pairing-Carol denning x reader

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You had been selling for carol now for a month land everything was going good carol kept an eye on you and you felt her eyes on you, after another month she had invited you over to her table which you found out she didn’t do to often

“Up inmates!” You quickly got of your bunk just to see carol getting up “(y/l/n) apparently were getting new cookie’s so I’m giving you and badison the job of breaking them in” you looked at her confused “break them in?” Carol looked into your eyes and said “yeah rough em up a bit scare them make sure they follow the rules” you looked at her and said “sure thing”

It was still breakfast when some of the cookies arrived you looked up and seen that they were looking around shocked as the guard assigned them to their cell you assumed they were from that riot that went down in minimum security

Some of them looked around and some of them went to their cell as you were about to go back to eating you heard the gate open once more and saw badison standing their and a guard went up to her and said she was being assigned to a new cell she laughed and said “aw I don’t get to be with baby killer anymore” in a baby voice

you seen carol stand up and say “don’t do the baby voice you know I hate it” then badison said “yeah sorry carol” that made you giggle a bit but to yourself because you wondered how someone like badison could be scared of carol

Badison started coming over to you and said “hey druggie how about we sort these cookies out huh” you looked at her and said “sure why not” with a smirk on your face and went into the library to see some cookies badison went up to them and pulled one of their hairs and said the rules to them and when you were done with them they ran out in tears

“Now that was fun”

[imstarkjr]

Orange is the new black means so much to me and this line encapsulates my feelings for it, especially after rewatching the entire series for the first time . It does feel like a safe place, it feels like home.

[sapphic-squid]

Ranking The OITNB Seasons Cause You Can’t Stop Me

7. Season 3: A lot of the drama felt forced and the whole panty business was just overall boring. And am I the only one who didn’t totally fawn over Ruby Rose? But there’s no way it’s all bad. I think the lake scene was beautiful. And I liked the first episode a lot. I thought it was a fairly strong season opener.

6. Season 2: This one has a lot of the same down points as season 3. The whole Vee thing wasn’t that entertaining. Though I do think it put some good strain on some relationships between the characters that I liked. And I think it had some pretty strong episodes such as Looks Blue, Tastes Red (2x02) and You Also Have A Pizza (2x06). And the part where Rosa kills Vee and where we learn more about Lorna is awesome.

5. Season 6: The one where they all go to Max. It was really nice to see all the characters in a different place. It challenged them. In good and bad ways obviously. The whole Taystee storyline mad me incredibly sad but I think it was very well written and powerful. Especially the scene where she is wrongfully found guilty. I’m a sucker for well written moments that tear out my heart and stomp on it. And I loved the part where they all played dodgeball together. But while I do think this episode had some really strong moments, there was still the worst part. Badison. No I won’t elaborate because if you watch the show you understand.

4. Season 1: First thing I’m gonna say is there’s not much I can say about this. There’s nothing that bad about it. I just think the rest of the seasons are better to me. Though this was a VERY strong first season. I actually really liked the conflict between Piper and Pennsatucky. AND PIPER WASN’T INTOLLERABLE YET! So that’s a total win. And I honestly didn’t hate Larry as much as other parts of the fandom did. 

3. Season 7: I know a lot of people might get offended by me putting this season so high. But I actually loved it. Made me cry and wanna punch some of the characters but that was kinda the point. I loved having Maritza back even if she was gone fairly soon with a sad ending. A lot of the characters seemed to finally like hit/pass their breaking point and I liked seeing everyone so broken. Even if it made me cry and wanna scream. There were just some really beautiful moments like Suzanne singing. And when I started the show I didn’t think I would ever cry at Penns dying. 

2. Season 4: This is to me where the show started getting really good. The drama was tense and the stakes were high. To me I feel like when they brought the guards in is when the whole story started. When I watch a show one thing look for is “What is the defining moment that started everything pushing towards the finale” and I think this season was it. I feel like in the sense of the overall story, seasons 1-3 where kinda like showing us the prison without TOO many long term consequences or storylines. Like the main conflict is ending in the finale, Piper v Pennsatucky, Vee vs Essentially everyone. And Poussey dying, god. arguably, the saddest death. P is for sure my favorite character on the show. I loved her and Brook during this season. But all good things come to an end.

1. Season 5: Hands down, the best season. At least in my opinion. This is like where ohhh the actions of the previous season actually meant something. I loved watching the riot. Taystee’s speech when she took the mic from Judy King was so powerful and I love it. And I liked Piper. I didn’t care for Piper much at all in seasons 3 and 4 but I care again now. I really liked seeing everyone work together (for the most part). I liked seeing the conflict be The Girls vs The Prison not The Girls vs The Girls. Something that rubbed me the wrong way was the talent show and Coates/Penns. But it’s kinda shadowed by how much I  LOVE this season. And the ending, my favorite. 

General Feelings: Something that I feel like pretty much every season season had was that some of the middle section was kinda boring and the drama felt sometimes forced. But GOD does this show know how to make a good finale. I think all the seasons had a good finale.

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[bollitania]

Help I have a big crush on Shani from the last season of OITNB