#Nice people saying nice things

[lotusbxtch]

Reya! Thank you so much for reading and enjoying! ❤️❤️

Juno

Pairing: Joel Miller x f!Reader Word count: 2.2k (lol this was supposed to be a drabble) Rating: Explicit - 18+, MDNI

Summary: Your honeymoon with Joel is off to a bang.

Warnings/tags: honeymoon sex (it’s very feral), unprotected PIV sex (they’re trying to get pregnant but be smart IRL!), oral sex (m and f receiving), big fat breeding kink, pussy pronouns, creampie, cumplay, mentions of foreplay over the clothes, sort-of/accidental voyeurism, very loud sex, rough sex, mentions of marriage/family planning/birth control use, dom!Joel, feral!Joel, references to pregnancy, no outbreak!AU, cursing (but honestly swear words should be the least of your worries for this story lol), Reader is female, has hair that is long enough to put into a ponytail, and able bodied but otherwise not described (it’s you, boo!), no use of y/n

a/n: This is what happens when a horny invasive thought is allowed to take root in my brain. My darling menace @for-a-longlongtime sent me this Reel and it made me… think about things. Combined with the inspiration of the song Juno by Sabrina Carpenter, this is FILTH. Just�� filth. But since @mountainsandmayhem and @alltheirdamn literally begged me to write this, here you are, written in a near-fugue state. Not beta’d, we’re doing this thing unprotected, just like Joel lmao. Banners by @saradika-graphics.

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a/n pt 2: psssssst. Do you like Joel Miller? Do you want *more* Joel Miller? How about a series where not only Joel is your husband, but Frankie is your boyfriend? If so, tap here for SoCal to NorCal, my ongoing series!

I should have closed that damn sliding door.

You knew exactly what was going to happen as soon as you stepped foot into the immaculate, stylish Greek vacation suite you’d booked for your honeymoon with your new husband, Joel Miller. You’d spent the long flight teasing each other incessantly - the lightest of caresses, lingering kisses, surreptitious groping and heavy petting under the luxe blankets afforded to you by your first class seats. Joel couldn’t keep his hands off you most days, but now, fresh from your beautiful wedding as his darling wife? He was absolutely insatiable.

Joel had barely shut the front door on the endlessly kind bellhop before he was on you, ravenous with desire. His large hands began peeling off the soft layers of clothing you’d worn on the airplane, kissing you fervently and moaning into your mouth. You wove your fingers through your hair, tugging lightly when he kissed down your neck. 

“Fuck, Joel,” you whined, and you felt him growl lowly before nipping at your pulse point.

“Been waiting hours to take you apart, baby,” he murmured. Sucking a hickey onto the column of your throat, he laved the spot with his tongue to soothe the light pain. “Teasing me when you knew I couldn’t do shit about it.”

You pulled back on his hair with a yank, making him hiss. “You asked for it. You were the one rubbing circles against my clit through my sweatpants. My panties are ruined because of it.”

“Not my fault your pussy is so juicy,” Joel chuckled. “Especially now that she knows she’s gonna getting dicked down as many times as she can take it in a day.”

A couple months before your wedding, you and Joel discussed your desire to start trying for children. You’d thrown away your birth control after that conversation, but resolved to use other forms of protection until after the wedding.

You nor Joel had packed a single condom for this trip.

“Fuck me, Mr. Miller,” you breathed, moving your hand from his hair down his body to his rock-hard cock. He groaned when you made contact.

“Yes, ma’am, Mrs. Miller,” Joel hummed, walking your naked body backwards towards the bedroom as you pulled at his clothes.

Now, you’re realizing that the sliding door to the ocean-view balcony is cracked open, allowing a lovely coastal breeze in but also letting your cries of pleasure float into the wind. Joel’s face is buried in your drenched pussy from behind you, his slurps and smacks obscene, not to mention his moans of ecstasy at the taste of your juices. You lay your chest onto the bed and take it - that’s all you can really do. You’re trying to stifle your sighs and moans, but your husband’s expert tongue is making that increasingly difficult.

“Oh god, right there,” you whimper, and your first orgasm of the day rolls through your body slowly, unfurling like the fragrant blossoms in the white-washed courtyard of the villa. He continues moaning and lapping up every drop of your essence while your body shakes.

One more hard suck on your clit, and then Joel is pulling you back onto your hands and knees on the plush cream bedding. He crawls towards your body, grabbing your hips with one warm hand while the other loosely grips his shaft, rubbing the head of his cock through your folds. 

You whine. “Please, Joel.” You’re not above begging when it comes to Joel’s cock.

Joel growls in arousal and begins to feed you his length, inch by inch. You bite your lip, trying to quiet the involuntary moans that the stretch of his girth seem to rip out of your throat. The villa is private, but you still have neighbors - you’d rather not have to face them at the dinner buffet later after they heard exactly how well your honeymoon was going so far.

“Such a good girl, taking my cock so well,” Joel praises you, his eyes never leaving how good his length looks sawing in and out of your soft pussy, shiny with your slick. The phrasing makes your cunt clench on him, which nearly shoves him off the proverbial ledge. He throws his head back, attempting to collect himself, and then notices you drawing circles around your aching clit. 

“Desperate to come again already?” he questions, quirking an eyebrow at you. You nod your head, pressing harder and swirling faster around your nub. 

“Then fucking come for your husband,” Joel grits out, punctuating each word with a harsh thrust of his hips. On the last word, you explode yet again, burying your mouth in the crook of your elbow to quiet your cries. Your pussy spasms over his length, nearly sending him over the edge, and you’re absolutely gushing for him, slick and juices running down your thighs.

Joel yanks himself out of your body, not ready to come yet. You cry out in disappointment, but he hauls him and yourself up off the bed.

“Kneel,” he commands. You drop to your knees onto the plush sheepskins rug, legs like jelly already. His hard cock bobs in front of your face, coated with the evidence of your orgasm. Your mouth opens and you drop out your tongue like a welcome mat.

Joel nearly comes at the sight before him.

“Suck,” he says simply. Grabbing your hair into a ponytail, Joel guides your blazing hot mouth onto his shaft, controlling the speed of your blowjob with his hands. He tries to avoid thrusting into your throat too hard, but he knows you like it rough. The taste of your own pussy is all over his dick, and it makes you dizzy with need.

You play the good girl, sucking and licking as directed by Joel’s moans and hand, but soon enough he’s hauling you off your feet to put you back onto the bed. His cock is an angry red color at the tip now, precum continuing to bubble out of the slit. 

“Wanna try out something new,” he mutters, laying you down on your back. He pushes your legs to your shoulders, nearly folding you in half, and guides your hands to the back of your thighs to hold them open. You feel so exposed, but it makes a thrill run up your spine. Joel kneels with his knees just under your ass, leaning over you, before taking his hand and running it through your soaked folds, reveling in the filthy wet sounds your center makes for him. You whine, desperate for more. Joel places your calves on his shoulders as he leans forward, caging you with his body. One hand drops to the bed to steady himself, while the other grabs his cock and lines himself up again.

“Have you ever tried this one?” Joel asks you with a smirk.

You smile wickedly back, knowing what you need to say to egg him on. “Can’t say I have. Wasn’t exactly trying to get bred.”

You see Joel’s eyes flash at the last word, a ferality burning in his irises. A near-snarl erupts from his mouth as he bottoms out in one powerful thrust. A loud moan rips from your throat, and you slap a hand over your mouth to quiet yourself, remembering the balcony door is still open. Joel shoves your hand away, grinding deeper into your cunt, brushing against your cervix. You can barely breathe with the intensity of pleasure racing in your veins.

“Oh yeah?” he challenges, pulling out almost all the way before slamming back home, eliciting another loud cry from you. “If you wanna be bred so bad, I’m gonna make everyone at this resort know exactly how much you want it.” With that, Joel sets a punishing pace, his hips and balls slapping against your slick skin. The wet sounds of your mutual pleasure ricochet through the room, and probably outdoors. In this position, all you can do is lay there and moan and cry and take it. Your pussy continues seeping slick, wave after wave running down your ass and thighs, dampening the heavenly bedding.

You’ve never been so fucking wet in your entire life, and Joel knows it.

“God, this pussy is so fucking juicy for me, huh? Just want to get bred that bad, huh?” He mutters to you as he fucks into you so deep that you nearly feel him in your throat. You’ve long since lost your ability to silence your noises, a steady stream of loud gasps and cries emanating from your mouth. Joel just feels so fucking good inside of you, and suddenly you start babbling.

“Yes, baby, I’m so fucking wet for you,” you moan, the pleasure coiling in your bones with every thrust of Joel’s thick girth inside you. “You’re so deep, you fill me so good, don’t stop don’t stop don’t stooooopppppppp –” Your words are cut off by a silent scream as you come for a third time. The pleasure shimmers across your limbs and a shaky moan finally snakes its way out of your throat.

He growls, fucking into you even harder. “Good fucking girl, let me hear you,” Joel grits out. He picks up his pace, clearly getting close to his own orgasm. The increase in speed releases a surprised scream from you, your loud cry stuttering from the sheer force of Joel’s thrusts into you. His hips are a blur, and your third orgasm begins to build into your fourth, the intensity ratcheted to new heights.

“That’s right, scream for me,” he moans, his thrusts getting erratic as his peak approaches. “Want me to fill up this messy pussy, get it even messier? Gonna fuck you so full it has no choice but to take.”

Joel’s words cause a riot of tingles to cascade across your skin. “Yes, please, fuck me full, Joel. Give me your cum, make it stick, give me a baby, please,” you cry, and Joel slaps your ass hard, and you scream again. There’s no doubt that everyone within a mile radius can hear the two of you, but your head is so full of pleasure that you really couldn’t care less. All you can think about is Joel, his cock, and how badly you want to be dripping with his cum.

“Oh god, honey, I’m gonna come,” Joel whimpers, and to send him over the edge, you clench down on his cock as hard as you can. He gasps. “I’m gonna come, I’m gonna cooooooo–”

Joel shoves his cock as deeply into you as possible, bellowing loudly in ecstasy, triggering your own orgasm to crest at the same time. His release is so intense that it feels like his hot cum is jettisoning directly into your uterus, filling you to the brim. He pumps shallowly into you, prolonging the pleasure for both of you.

When the last spurt of his spend lands in your womb, Joel collapses on top of you, rolling you to the side, still buried within your clutch. Your sweat-slick limbs tangle as you both try to catch your breath. The gentle breeze flutters the curtains.

Everything feels hazy and perfect.

Eventually you come to, pressing kisses to Joel’s completely blissed-out face, eliciting a soft smile across his plush lips. You kiss your husband softly, slowly, and sensually. He gives your nose a peck, and then buries his face into your neck, breathing in your scent deeply.

“Fuck, that was…” Joel starts, lost for words to describe what just happened.

“... incredible,” you finish his sentence, beaming at him. You intertwine your fingers, so elated that Joel is really yours forever.

Joel nods and kisses you one more time, then moves to untangle your aching limbs, massaging your muscles with his strong hands. He pulls out of your messy center slowly with a groan, watching as his cum begins to seep out of you. You watch as he scoops away the runaway seed, pushing it back into your cunt. A brief flush of arousal pulses in your veins at the sight.

“Gotta keep it where it belongs,” Joel croons, winking at you as he walks towards the bathroom to rinse off and grab you a towel. You giggle, moving to prop your legs and hips up on your pillows, allowing his release to pool & settle inside you. The idea of finally having a baby with the love of your life makes your insides flutter with joy.

While you rest, you pull up Snapchat, curious to see what other fellow travelers are up to in the area. You tap around the map, watching stranger’s stories of sailing excursions, lounging on the shore, and eating delicious food. You notice a Snap story in the same vacation complex as your rental, and you tap on it excitedly, hoping to get a sense of some fun things to do in the area.

The video opens up in selfie mode as a blonde, sunglasses-wearing traveler records himself outside on his villa’s patio, laughing quietly and rubbing his arm awkwardly with the caption “Sounds like our new neighbors on holiday in Greece are having a whale of a time… Only been here 10 minutes!” In the background, a woman can be heard screaming with ecstasy, clearly having sex, her voice stuttering as whoever she’s fucking is giving it to her hard. You then hear a slap, then another cry of pleasure.

Wait a minute.

Not a slap… a spank.

Your nerves frost immediately and heat blazes up your neck as your mouth drops open, realizing that the couple having very loud sex… is actually you and Joel.

Oh no. 

...I REALLY should have closed that damn sliding door.

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Tagging in case you, too, are horny for Joel (please let me know if you'd like to be removed from the tags!): @mermaidgirl30 @sin-djarin @perotovar @qveerthe0ry @nerdieforpedro

@itwasntimethatdidit40 @yxtkiwiyxt @almostempty @almostfoxglove @guiltyasdave

@legendary-pink-dot @arcanefox207 @dancingtotuyo @musings-of-a-rose @milla-frenchy

@yopossum @polaroidpascal @chippedowlmug @magneticecstasy @reggiesfilthylittlesecret

[pilferingapples]

hi! i noticed you reblogged my post and i am not a very active les mis fan, but i thought you should know many years ago when i wanted to get into it/was getting into it i lurked your blog a lot. it was a post you made on different translations that made me get the hapgood translation. you do awesome meta/research in your posts. keep on truckin.

Aaaah thank you!! I'm so glad my posts helped you find your first Brick!:D Don't worry, I'll keep this site running as long as Tumblr manages to stay afloat XD

[pumpkinpaix]

HIII sorry just dropping in to say how much i appreciate your metas fjdjfkshdjdj ❤️❤️❤️ i’m doing character research for a fic and going through your blog really reminded me why i love mdzs :))

i hope you have a good day!!

god thank you so much <3 I'm really glad it did! sometimes I need reminding too after all the crazy stuff that happened hahaha. :) it's really lovely to hear that there are still people who go through my meta now even after a few years have passed hehe

best of luck on your fic!!!!

[mercurygray]

I'm glad the phrase 'merc you've done it AGAIN' (exasperated, affectionate) seems to be a growing part of my fandom brand with respect to ocs, canon characters, situations, et cetera.

[mysterious-moonstruck-musings]

Oh friend, I don’t think I’ve seen some of these pop up on my dash. I will definitely be checking them out. I see a couple I want to read already. 🤣

And thanks for all of your love and support this year! I appreciate you! 💜😘

My own fave 2024 things

okay so I've been tagged in this by @greenwitchfromthewoods @sanarsi @sizzlingcloudmentality in the last couple days/weeks

I really suck at choosing favourites (mostly because I tend to forget about fics I post within two weeks cause I'm a little dumb) but I'll try!

invisible string (Joel Miller x fem. reader)

This started out as a very angsty one shot after the first promo pictures of season two of the last of us had been released and it turned into a very angsty mini series that I wanted to make as angsty as possible lol These one shots also made me realise that we don't always need to have smut in a story to get people to interact with your stories

Illicit affairs (Joel Miller x fem. reader)

I never wrote a fic where I could not decide how to end it and just wrote two endings instead. I kinda love it though

The agent and the witch (Marcus Pike x fem. witch reader)

This has been one of my longest running WiPs (the document was from 2022) and I am super happy that I finally got to finish this one this year. Also Marcus Pike and a witch just makes sense.

time (Joel Miller x fem. reader)

I know I shouldn't choose favourites based on the note count but holy crap I am always surprised that it's the fics I think no one will read that gets the biggest response and vice versa. I always think people are tired of reading secret baby daddy Joel fics, but I guess I am very wrong.

Revelations (Dave York x fem. reader)

I just really loved writing Dave York getting "caught" by his babysitter that he's also fucking with the (adult) gardeners son, okay?

Also fave 2024 things? All these super talented people:

@sizzlingcloudmentality // @guiltyasdave // @the-mandawhor1an @evolnoomym // @iamasaddie // @penvisions // @auteurdelabre // @fuckyeahdindjarin // @gasolinerainbowpuddles // @jennaispunk @jolapeno // @burntheedges // @morallyinept // @mysterious-moonstruck-musings // @javierpena-inatacvest and probably so many more I forgot

[fizzywashere87]

I want to try socializing. HMU if we have anything in common? I enjoy interaction from nice people

hehehe hi.

[juletheghoul]

omg I just binged all of your General Marcus fic and I'm fucking obsessed. the dynamic is the hottest thing I've read in a long time and I'm so happy about the feelings in chapter IX as well :') can't wait for more!!

Oh my god thank you! 🥹

Shook that you binged it all 🥰🥰🥰 so happy you’re enjoying them as much as I love writing about them! Hope you like what I have in store 🩷🩷🩷

[starlitangels]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3 (kinda nervous sending this but!! i think ur an awesome person and your fae audio rp lives rent free in my head. youre my favorite f4a artist, on god)

Awww! Thank you so much! That’s so sweet!

Friend don’t be nervous! I’m just a person too. Just another nerd on her phone too much lol there’s nothing to be nervous about with me

Oh that’s amazing to hear! That makes me really happy! I promise I’m getting back to uploading when April is over I just don’t have time right now since husband and I are moving. Out of curiosity, when you say “Fae” do you mean Celeste’s series or the standalone Fae video? 😅

[padawanlost]

Hello, I am so very glad that you're still here. I need to say, that attack is of the clones has always been my favorite star wars film. I watched it over and over when I was a child. It's so romantic, the soundtrack is beautiful, the prequel actors are all such lovely people, and it breaks my heart that it's so hated. I don't get it, I thought the original movies were corny and shallow, and I live and breathe for old films.

I am sorry, I just love that movie to death, and it makes me so very sad that people are so awful. Your blog always brings a great deal of comfort when I want to go in my make-belief world and I'm very grateful.

Hello! Thanks for the kind words. I’m glad I’m still here too :) Returning made me realize how important the prequels are to me and how much I missed it.

I totally understand the feeling. I’m total ROTS fan but before it came out no one on this earth would’ve been able to convince me that Attack of the Clones wasn’t the greatest movie ever! It has Hayden and it’s peak Anidala….it has Across the Stars, one of the most iconic pieces of music ever written. People used to make fun of it but without it we wouldn’t have had so much of what we have today in terms of characters, worldbuilding, quotable moments, etc.

Honestly, I love the movie and I can’t think of anything negative to say about it. The only reason I don’t love it even more is because Revenge of the Sith exists and apparently I’m a sucker for pain and suffering. And nothing hurts more than Episode III.

[steddieas-shegoes]

Hello! I just wanted to say that I have been reading your work for a while and it is AMAZING! You do characterization and detail perfectly and I can tell that you put a lot of effort, care, and passion into your work. Thank you so much for writing and sharing it with us to enjoy 🫶

HI

Please excuse me while I cry for the next three years about this 🥹😭🥹😭

Feeling renewed and refreshed and inspired after this

Thank you lovely friend ♥️ I hope you enjoy everything that’s on its way!

[3m0g1rlyyy]

PM if ever in crises and wanna rant with or without advice

Thank you<3🫶

[mysterious-moonstruck-musings]

I like your new header! He, umm, I mean, IT is so pretty! 😏😍

Why thank you my dear @copperhalfcent! 🥰

I’ve been holding on to that pic for forever to use for something. It feels very dancing Dieterish, but I love it too much to only use it for a chapter header. I mean, I might still, but it deserves more attention than that. So, I was fucking around last night with something totally unrelated and ended up with that. 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for noticing and enjoying the goods. He is so pretty. His side profile and the white suit really does something for me…He’s a international treasure.😏

💜Mysty

[earlgraytay]

I hope you have a better day tomorrow 🫂

ty Esther, you're really nice.

[pilferingapples]

I have a happy story to share: I have been talking about les mis for two hours because my sister watched the 2012 w my dad and is now like, 'i know you're obsessed with this book, now explain everything I was confused about' it has been very fun, that's the story I'm just very happy about this

Awww it's a wonderful thing when someone wants you to infodump!! Thank you for telling me about it!

[mercurygray]

For the favorite OC asks: I will forever and always be a Joan stan 😌👏🏽 She is hands down one of the coolest OCs I have ever had the pleasure of reading about!

🥹Joan doesn't usually ever get mentioned in these, Dove, so thank you!!! That means so much to me - she is one of the characters I am the most proud of.

[kcrabb88]

I hope you know that you got me so into QuinObi that I've been inspired to start writing for the first time in maybe a decade??? Your fics are incredible and I love your writing 😭

!!!!! OMG this ask has made my wholeeeee day! Kind anon, I adore you, and I'm so happy that I could do anything at all to inspire you to write again <3 Thank you so much for this ask--I treasure hearing things like this. This has got me even more hype for QuinObi week!