#Naruto Smith

[mandareeboo]

For peeps of mine who haven't watched Rick and Morty (the correct choice tbh, you have good taste) here's a list of Random Bullshit that's canon in the show that you probably didn't even know:

Rick and Morty have hopped to at least two different universes to escape their various fuckups (three, if the universe where squirrels are sentient and control the government wasn't a weird joke) and the entire Smith family has jumped universe once.

Morty and Summer (his sister) have a canonical giant incest baby that lives in space named Naruto.

The baby itself was NOT conceived with intentional incest, but with a series of wacky shenanigans involving giant sperm, a horse breeding mount, and sexism.

Summer raised said baby mostly off-screen for like a month and taught it love and how to escape prison.

Rick has been pardoned for his Earth crimes at least three seperate times by pretending to be the turkey the President pardons on Thanksgiving. Somehow no time has passed however and they remain their normal ages.

FDR used to live in the basement of the White House as a giant spider creature. Used to because Morty burned him alive.

The show hates having canon SO FUCKING MUCH that Rick outright refused to even admit he had a backstory at all for four seasons.

One of the reoccurring villains is a guy named Story Lord who is legit just fighting for the show to have Canon Stakes and to give a fuck about its untapped potential. Rick and Morty both mock him relentlessly.

The many universes of Ricks made a government. Rick destroyed it. Then another version of Morty crushed the remains under his heel entirely to escape Rick.

The first Ricks to create dimensional travel realized there was a plethora of universes that weren't about Rick and sealed them away to feed his main character syndrome.

Rick's daughter, Beth, has a clone, but Rick ripped off their labels and spun them around in a circle a bunch of times before releasing one on the family and the other to live a Star Wars life in space. Even now no one knows which is which. The other Beth is called Space Beth and visits the house often.

Beth and Space Beth have banged. They then had a threesome with Jerry.

Rick has a mortal enemy named Mr. Nimbus who controls the ocean and police. Somehow. This is not extrapolated.

Beth and Jerry also had a threesome with Mr. Nimbus. It's implied Rick has also fucked Mr. Nimbus.

Rick became a pickle to escape family therapy. He stayed a pickle because he lied so well Beth took the serum because she thought it would hurt him.

The occasional season opener and ender is a weird fucker named Mr. Poopybutthole who just. Appeared one day. The show goes out of its way to leave plot crumbs on how Rick knows everyone else in his life but NOT Mr. Poopybutthole. He just showed up in an episode about parasites (he's not one, btw, that's the gag) and it's implied he's known the Smiths for years. Mr. Poopybutthole tells us all about his failing marriage and asks weirdly poignant questions about life and then tells the audience to keep tuned in to the current/next season.

Mr. Poopybutthole also canonically asked Morty, a fourteen year old, to marry him. It's implied Morty would've said yes.

The (ex) voice of Rick and Morty as well as the (ex) co-creator of the show casually confirmed that Ricks and Mortys fuck often and we just have to live with that.

Yes there's a lot of incest going on here. You get used to it.

Morty once deformed a man for life because he broke up with his sister.

Everyone in the Smith family has a body count in the hundreds and it's constantly being brushed off by authorities because the government can't kick Rick's ass.

Rick and Summer beat nazis in the streets for fun. Somehow conservatives love this fucking show. It's probably all the dicks.

The time police's entire fucking MO is beating whatever messed with time up while yelling "DON'T FUCK WITH TIME! DON'T FUCK WITH IT!" and Einstein, one of their victims, petulantly replied, "I WILL fuck with it!"

Rick has canonically fucked a planet, a collective, a woman with boobs on her elbows, a horse creature that lives underground, and ONE (1) human woman.

Morty also has/had a son, btw. He's most likely dead because he grew at an extremely fast rate and was in his mid-forties when we saw him last in season 1.

Rick once had Morty unintentionally murder dozens of Mortys to prove a point about his idea. His idea was a fake vat of acid with fake bones in a drawer to pull open and have float to the surface. He kept a gun to shoot a hole in any ladle they dipped in and a mediocre oxygen tube to stick in your mouth. This is a running gag and considered one of the best episodes of the show.

[baby-brawl-bracket]

Baby Brawl Bracket: Round 1 Match 39

[summersmithlatinxgyatt]

I'm so mixed on Naruto, especially because I think GoTron is a legitimately underrated episode with loads of character development that boosted Summer

Yes I'm gonna skim over the whole gross subplots that led here. I hate them and you do too, so let's not beat a dead inbred horse and explain why I love the GoTron episode and have a _tiny bit_ of a soft spot for Naruto

I do find it oddly sweet that Summer has maternal instincts. Her small speech about how everyone in the family has their pair while she doesn't did make me tear up. It also explains why she's desperate for a partner or instead embraces her entire family. She was the one running the whole GoTron operation alone. Instead of hanging out with other alternate Summers, she was next to Rick enabling him the whole time. Having a son made her focus on someone and put their heart and soul to being with them. I can see her being a mother and we even see a glimpse of this in Full Meta Jackrick where she names her son after Jerry. Of course, I just wish that Naruto wasn't...the kid of Morty and Summer

I already gave GoTron its flowers but seriously. If you love Summer, this episode is great for her. And I understand the hate for it due to the existence of Naruto and other issues, buuuuuuuuuuuuut it's pretty great

I really wish we had a character LIKE Naruto for Summer. Remove the weird part about Morty technically being the dad and keep Summer having a freak son. It would really push the idea that she loves her family no matter what. I've been SAYING over and over "Summer loves her family" and she clearly loves Naruto even if he's a 'giant incest baby' floating in space. We could have an episode without weird undertones where MAYBE it's just Summer's DNA in some invention? Or a more subtle and less gross way?

We could've seen Summer loving a strange child to show her love for family! And character growth!!

I feel bad for Naruto in some ways, but yeah he does suck in many ways, especially with how he got here. But don't let this dissuade anyone from the other bits of character growth we ended up getting!! And I encourage you guys to try to make stories, art, or AU's using similar ideas branched off (with Summer having a weird kid that she loves to show that she cares about her family)

[kingkonoha]

𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐄𝐓.

After all, neither one of you wanted someone to hear your sweet moans — or the sinful sound of skin slapping against skin — and open the door, right?

Sorry, but he didn’t expect to end up fucking you over his desk right now, and he forgot to lock it. And he definitely wasn’t going to stop thrusting into your pussy to get up and go do so.

Your body trembled with need, beads of sweat appearing across your forehead as you fought to hold back every moan and whimper.

But he fucked his cock in and out of you roughly with every single snap of his hips, and when you finally came around his large dick, you couldn’t help but shout his name.

“Be quiet,” he demanded, placing his large hand over your mouth. “Don’t want anyone to walk in and find out that you’re not the good girl you pretend to be, right, sweetheart?”

You nodded obediently.

Even so, with your muffled moans, tight cunt that milked him, and your juices soaking his thighs, he didn’t stand a chance.

“I’m gonna cum, baby,” he whispered in your ear, his hand still covering your mouth.

Increasing his speed, he thrusted harshly until he finished inside of you, and he couldn’t help but moan over and over again uncontrollably. He had never gotten so loud before.

“Oh fuck,” his breath hit your ear, and using the hand that wasn’t covering your mouth, he gripped your thigh as he fucked his cum in as deeply as possible. “Damn it, you feel so good — so, so good.”

When he finally pulled out, breathing heavily as he leaned down a bit to kiss you deeply, someone knocked on the door.

“Hey,” they said, their voice laced with concern. “Everything alright in there?”

♡ Eren Yeager, Jean Kirstein, Levi Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Satoru Gojo, Toji Fushiguro, Kento Nanami, Suguru Geto, Kakashi Hatake, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha ♡

[animeyanderelover]

@lucyrose9820 asked: The yanderes receive a massage from her lover since she has seen them stressed (Sanemi, Tomioka, Reiner, Erwin, Kaneki, Tomura, Pain, chae yul).

Tw: Yandere themes, toxic relationship, possessive, behavior, obsession, clinginess, delusional behavior

Tags: @shumidehiro @swagenemyartisan @chxxz @flaming-vulpix @leveyani @iloveeyanderes @nightmaresprophet

Receiving a massage from their s/o

Pain

🌧️​Pain is a unique case because all the bodies he uses are corpses and his real body is always hidden away, even you get to see Nagato rarely. Physical affection is due to this fact in a sense almost pointless as you essentially only have the puppets he uses. Giving one of his bodies a massage wouldn't even resolve his stress yet he wouldn't deny you if you were to ask if you could do this for one of his bodies, most likely the one of Yahiko if we consider that this is the body he keeps around the most. There is going to be a potentially tense atmosphere though which is mainly derived from the lack of reaction from Pain's side as you massage the cold skin of one of his bodies. It is Yahiko's real body who would be in a more urgent need of a massage yet he'd be very adament on not letting you touch him. His body is in a terrible condition, wrecked beyond repair and you'd need a good portion of his trust for him to let you that close for that long to him, that is if you can even handle the sight of his destroyed and sick body. He'd be so tense the entire time though as you somehow have to work your way around the black rods embedded in his skin, purple eyes constantly looking at you slightly uncomfortable.

Erwin Smith

🎖️​Erwin is a man loaded with ambitions, responsibility and duties as the Commander of the Survey Corps and with that position comes a good portion of stress and problems at times. Normally he'd do his best to hide potential stress he is feeling from you but you eventually learn to read the subtle signs that something is plaguing his mind. Whether he actually accepts your offer or not is actually something that depends on what it is exactly that weighs on his mind as he is the type to keep such things to himself. He'd give in with a subtle sigh when he caves in and accepts your offer before he removes his shirt and lays down on your shared bed. He'd be quiet for the first half of it all until he starts slowly loosening up and starts talking with you. It'll mainly be about small and unimportant things as he remains secretive about what it is that is currently the source of his stress though if you manage to really kneed the stress out of his back muscles well, he may vaguely talk about the predicament he finds himself currently in. He'll also guide you a bit by telling you which areas are stiff and need the help of your fingers kneeding all the tension out of them.

Reiner Braun

🟤​Reiner's wellbeing, at least mentally, relies largely on you as the years pass and he receives trauma after trauma. This is no secret to you either as he panics and has meltdowns if he can't find you, extremely paranoid as well as terrified that you may end up leaving him too which would leave him utterly devastated and unable to deal with his life. His stress is very visible and he always reaches out to you first whenever it gets the better of him, which happens quite frequently. Any reassurance and affection is welcomed in such situations which is why he'd agree before you can even finish your question. He'll be a putty mess the entire time as your hands squeeze and massage his tense muscles, his breath hitching a couple of times when you find an especially tense knot and work your way through those spots until they loosen up. Instead of talking, he'd prefer to hear your voice throughout the massage as it is his favorite sound in the world. Talk about your day, your favorite memories or just whisper reassurances to him, you'll have him melting underneath you no matter what.

Tomura Shigaraki

✋Shigaraki is an individual who is prying for your affection and depending on which version we're talking about, he'll be either very bratty about it or more secretive and mature. He's always been a malicious and twisted person but he hasn't always considered that this would influence your own feelings for him which is why he would be more surprised to hear such an offer from you after he's freed himself from the shackles of his past due to him being more understanding of your possibly conflicted feelings for him at this stage. Pre-Re-Destro Tomura would be surprisingly iffy at first though, wondering if you have any hidden intentions whilst post-Re-Destro Tomura would be better to assess your request as honest and innocent, his own heart fluttering for a moment when he realises that you do seem to care for him. Shigaraki isn't used to being touched much and his bratty version is going to make that obvious by constantly squirming around when your fingers dig into his muscles and constantly stealing glances at you with a growing blush on his face whilst a more mature version of himself-whilst facing the same sensitivity- would be able to hide it better whilst remaining still.

Ken Kaneki

🔲​The biggest cause of Kaneki's stress is going to be his own insecurity in regards to you. Constantly fretting over your wellbeing and your safety whilst completely dismissing his own needs, you become the center of his world. He thinks of himself as despicable and a monster, thinks any hatred you feel for him is justified all whilst secretly craving for you to give him a slice of affection still. His heart nearly jumps out of his chest when he hears your question before he turns around with reddened cheeks, eyes blown wide open as he stutters and stammers. A-are you sure? Did he just hear that right? Easily manipulated to follow your every beckon and call as long as it doesn't require him to part ways with you, despite his low self-esteem he finds himself being guided to the futon where he lies down and removes his shirt. His heart is pounding and his face is burning the moment your fingers brush the skin on his back, his muscles tensing up due to how flustered and nervous he is feeling for a good while until he slowly starts relaxing. He gets embarrassed when he lets out a throaty grunt for the first time when your fingers dig into stiffened muscles until you reassure him that it's fine.

Tomioka Giyu

🌊​Giyu is a person who tends to get stressed out not only by his status as a Hashira and his survivor guilt but also because the people around him stress him out. Though he wouldn't admit it openly as he's aware os his obsessive feelings, your presence is needed in order for him to have some semblance of peace in his life. Your question catches him by surprise as he stops what he is doing for a second before he turns around to look at you with his deep blue eyes. Seconds trickle by and the situation gets somewhat awkward until you swear that you can see a faint pink blush on his face. You'll have to pester him for a while as you realise that he's feeling a tad bit shy with the aspect of having you touch him that much. Stubbornness eventually leads you to where you wanted to have him as he rests on his stomach on the futon, his torso bare for you to work on. He's almost too silent though so you feel the need to ask him sometimes how it feels and if there are any stiff spots he'd like you to work through and his answers are as short and laconic as ever. It's only when you catch a sight of his face that you realise that the pink blush has spread on his face as he feels your hands touching him.

Shinazugawa Sanemi

🌪️​As someone who has a rather short temper and thinks of himself at times surrounded by idiots, Sanemi finds himself on more than one occasion in a bad mood. Luckily you manage to cool his scorching temper efficiently by now as you have been more or less forced to adapt after all. It is your experience in how to handle him when he comes storming back to the house with a scowl on his face that leads you to ask him if he'd like you to give him a massage. He does stop for a moment to process your words before he agrees and drags you to the bedroom. He quickly undresses before flopping down on the futon, his scarred and muscular back facing you, flexing his muscles on purpose. If he notices that your gaze lingers on his scars and muscles, he's going to give you a cocky grin before reminding you to not forget to use your hands in between admiring his body so much. He'll remain surprisingly silent as soon as you start working on his back though, only the occasional grunt leaving his lips when you find a especially tense spot. He enjoys it a lot, in fact so much that he kind of demands you to do this more often from him whenever he has to deal with another bunch of idiots again.

Chae Yul

💜​Chae Yul is openly trying to coax any affectionate response out of you whilst busily smothering you in his own. He's touch-starved and deprived of any love and affection and acts like it to the point where he disturbs other people with his burning jealousy and possessive clinginess. Any affection you give him is something he will pounce on like a starved dog. His face immediately bursts into a red blush when you ask him if he'd be fine with you giving him a massage as he has been stressed out lately due to some of your friends trying to convince you that he is a bad influence for you. He agrees with a giddy grin on his face, his shirt tossed carelessly to the ground as he turns around to give you access. The blush only deepens as soon as your fingers dig into his flesh, his hands tightening their hold on the material beneath him as he starts to whimper whenever you find an especially good spot and press into his tense muscles. It honestly sounds like you're doing more than just giving him a massage, the red blush on his face not helping the image but he is much more shameless as he has fully embraced how depraved your love has made him.

[mikyapixie]

New Cover Of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles x Naruto

[felipesmithart]

I believe this has been officially announced, so I’m posting! @idwpublishing and @vizmediaofficial joined forces to bring the ultimate ninja crossover miniseries: TMNT x NARUTO! You know what I answered when asked if I’d like to do some variant covers! I could never turn down a chance to draw my homie TURTS (shoutout Turtle Crew ‘12!) & drawing Naruto and Team 7 is just as exciting! Also, we’ve had 25 YEARS of Naruto?!

This is my variant to issue #1. I’ll post more as the issues are announced including some process stuff.

[rosewalkersjayaforever]

Wow, damn it, almost everyone posted posts about Jay's new hairstyle, honestly, when I first saw it, it was kind of weird at first, then I didn't notice that he had a ponytail. But why not? It's perfect for him, especially now he's a ronin or the so-called rogue, rogue ninja - these are the ones who left their village, in the case of Jay, I can say that he didn't leave the team of his own free will. Anyone who has watched the Naruto anime will understand.

Also, his hairstyle reminds me of Unagami and Okino, ponytails on Nadakhan and a new genie named Arrakore, although why should I be surprised? Only the same hairstyles or ponytails are added to lego, as was the case with Pixal, Nya and Tox, then the Tox hairstyle was changed and now they have this hairstyle, nothing surprising

You should know how happy I was to see Jay using wings again, as his new invention, as it was in the pilot when he used them for the first time, but it didn't work out, then other ninjas: Cole, Kai and Zane used them, season 8 or 9 was like a memory with Jay's new design when they were added to our main characters from the movie Ninjago, I still can't understand that people still blame the film as offended and how the creators changed their new image, not all their lives and not all seasons, especially since the film is something like an alternate universe, but people like little kids get offended, insult everything and everyone, "here we messed up the character design, before season 7 all seasons were shit, bad, trash and it used to be better!" Omg, grow up :|

Perhaps in the third season of DR, Jay invented them himself or was helped, although I think I vote for the first option and I also really want Jay to return the hobby of being an inventor, or to help Nya or Sora, eh... :(

I have no idea what's going on, maybe I don't catch up at all, but one of the forbidden five seems to be taking Roby's soul to become stronger and more powerful, as was the case with Liu Kang from MK11, where his evil doppelganger in the form of the dark Emperor Revenant (these are the demons of the underworld) also took his soul, merging, from then the very color of the chosen one's skin begins to fade, turns gray, because he is dead and quietly aging. Either the sorcerer Shang Tsung himself is the antagonist of MK, where he stole from people, or our main characters have souls in order to look young, there are similar similarities from real fandoms. The same thing could happen to Roby, but we're not there yet, because I don't know, but I hope that everything will be fine with him.

Finally, the cover is about other ninjas, as well as about Jay, and not just Sora, Lloyd and Arin.

Maybe Sora and Arin will somehow go to the underworld together and meet our silly skeletons. :D Maybe other ninjas will get in, or Lloyd's vision, who knows. Maybe skeletons and ninjas will be friends now, and Arin and Sora will try to understand each other, apologize and be friends again. Somewhere it was said that they can bring back old villains or characters, but the meaning of their appearances is necessary, so to speak. I hope that Pixal will be shown to us so that she can return to Zane, maybe Clouse will be shown, Arrakore will be returned, whether agents will appear, they will not just leave the ninja alone, especially since their manager has disappeared or escaped. I also hope that it's possible for Jay in the third season in the first or second part, either his memory will return later, or he will start getting to know everyone from the beginning, as I came across one fanfiction on the archive's website (You get it) And Lloyd and Sora will also try to bring Arin back and establish relations with him.

But I still don't know if Wu will survive, or if we should say goodbye to him after all. (((I wanted him to be with us longer, maybe it's time for him to go there, as it was with Splinter from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) 2012, where Shredder killed him three or four times for his revenge. As they say, we don't always get what we want, but I think we'll be impressed by the third season, unlike the two, and we're looking forward to it!

~~ Bye!! ~~

[astriddestelle]

Alright in light of some recent mangas ending, I’m curious what was your homoerotic anime ship that had all the makings of being canon but didn’t

[siriuslywounded]

[ricanvvas]

Okay, I’m going to make one thing *extremely* clear,

Anime that were made for the purpose of portraying strong friendship or teamwork should not have ships that includes the characters within.

Sure, yes, ships are all about opinion and scenes and whatnot, but you cannot look at me dead in the eye and stupidly stand there trying to “make me understand”:

“gOjO aNd gEtO—”

“nArUtO aNd sAsUkE—”

“eRwiN aNd LeVi—”

“chUuyA aNd dAzAi—”

“(literally every fucking character in haikyū)—”

“mEguMi aNd iTadOri—”

All of these characters and their relationships or even the anime itself are supposed to be a clear image of actual true bonds, heavy understandments, depth-y trust, and strong, loyal friendship.

And this HAD to be said. I cannot express how much it triggers me and makes me lose interest or faith so quickly. Makes me believe that you understood absolutely nothing through what the given relationship between the characters was trying to portray. Are you even properly watching the show?

Like it or not, by the way, fetishizing gay people has become so common that not only are weirdos fetishizing gay men, they’re starting to insert sexualities of their choice INTO a character that does not belong to them in any form. Go, turn tf back, and watch/read your yaoi stuff, don’t drag it into anime that has nothing to do with it + people genuinely want to enjoy what is canonically given (indeed, I’m a canon freak). Straight up disrespectful to the original author when you really try to twist characters or their relationship with another character. Disappointing.

It overall makes me believe that everybody who does decide to get into these ships are the types of people who absolutely lack any form of strong bonds or friendship in their life, hence the urge and odd desire to start shipping platonic friendships who clearly were there for the purpose to have a relationship that portrays friendship, understanding, teamwork, and etc.

Most of the time because of this, people even forget the entire plot of the actual story, and instead try to focus it on just two characters (which they twisted their entire relationship into something that satisfies their delusion). It’s genuinely sad. As a writer myself, and hopefully a soon-to-be-author, I’d be damned if I ever opened a phone and saw some no-lifer trying to ship the two characters I put in specifically to show their deep friendship—it sounds so absurd.

[fangxin-guoshi]

Misc. characters as textposts memes

[lildudie18]

🐞 THIS IS A JOKE n I coulda sworn I posted it before Idk this app bugs me out n I'm the master of bugs?? 🐞

🐞 sketches 🫶🐞

🐞 age hcs 🗣️🗣️🐞

🐞 and memes from my current re-watch 🙏🐞

[kingkonoha]

˗ ˋˏ• HIS BELT •ˎˊ ˗

With one large hand, he unbuckles his belt. With the other, he pins your wrists down. He’s in such a hurry to free his aching cock; your cunt is the only thing that can soothe him.

Next, he wraps his belt around your wrists. You look so perfect like that, underneath him, needy and desperate, ready to take whatever he gives you.

With your arms out of the way, he just has to play with your nipples through your silk tank top. He flicks his fingers over the hard buttons, dreaming about what it would feel like to suck on them, but that would have to wait. Right now, he needs to fuck you.

He pounds into your delicious cunt, too hard; too fast. Sorry. He just can’t control himself when your wet pussy milks his cock and squeezes him until he has no choice but to fill your insides with his cum, and fuck it in as deeply as possible.

When he removes his belt from around your wrists, it’s only so that he can deliver a few spanks to your bare ass with it. He falls in love with your shocked squeals every single time.

He presses the cold, silver belt buckle against your lips until you open you mouth and suck on it. “So obedient,” he says. “didn’t even have to tell you what to do.”

Removing the buckle from between your lips, he replaces it with fingers, muffling your moans as he thrusts inside of you again, tossing his head back with a groan as skin slapped against skin.

♡ Levi Ackerman, Erwin Smith, Eren Yeager, Jean Kirstein, Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Hidan ♡

[erwinsmithsmissingleftarm]

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[mikyapixie]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles x Naruto Variant Covers

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