#NZ 🇳🇿

[hazzelle-kento]

GREAT MOVIE AND REPRESENTATION 🇹🇴🏳️‍⚧️

Everyone watch this movie NOW

[xxylan]

haha noobs you're all still in 2024

[rositaa01xxr]

T’was a mint as day on Sunday.

(I am revealing what I look like🫣)

Armageddon (my country’s version to Comic-Con)

Awesome to see many cosplayers, many incredible knick knacks and more. The highlight of the day for me was taking selfies with the slasher cosplayers 😁

Once I saw Jason my smile widened. I was nervous at first to ask for a photo but I concurred my fear lmao!

@psychotic-star-girl tagging you as requested☺️

Plus bonus:

[xtruss]

100-Foot 'Walking Tree' In New Zealand Looks Like An Ent from Lord Of The Rings — And Is The Lone Survivor Of A Lost Forest

An Unusual Northern Rātā Tree that looks like it is striding across an empty field has been Crowned New Zealand's Tree of the Year. The Giant Plant, which looks strikingly similar to an Ent from "The Lord of the Rings," is Centuries old.

— By Harry Baker | June 5, 2024

The "Walking Tree" is a Northern Rātā (Metrosideros Robusta). It is more than 100 Feet Tall and at least 150 Years Old. Image Credit: Gareth Andrews

A bizarre, giant tree with a pair of leg-like trunks looks like an Ent from "The Lord of the Rings" — and it has just been crowned New Zealand's Tree of the Year after strolling past the rest of the competition.

The strange tree, which has been nicknamed the "Walking Tree" because it looks like it's striding across a field, is a northern rātā (Metrosideros robusta) — one of New Zealand's tallest flowering tree species that can live for up to 1,000 years. It's roots and long, arm-like branches make the tree look like an Ent — a fictional race of tree-like creatures that guard the forests of Middle-earth.

The tree stands alone in the middle of a large paddock next to a cemetery near Karamea on the west coast of South Island. It is around 105 Feet (32 Meters) Tall — around the same height as a seven-story building, according to The New Zealand Tree Register.

The walking tree was the clear winner of the 2024 edition of the New Zealand Arboricultural Association's (NZ Arb) Tree of the Year award, walking away with 42% of the public vote, which included five other finalists, according to a statement emailed to Live Science.

"It just strode out into the lead right from the very start," competition organizer Brad Cadwallader told Radio New Zealand.

The walking tree is an "Exceptional Feature" and a "prime example of the remarkable trees that we, as New Zealanders, are fortunate to experience," NZ Arb President Richie Hill said in the statement.

A tall tree with a pair of thick leg-like roots that make it look like the tree is walking. Image Credit: Gareth Andrews

It is unclear exactly how old the walking tree is, but award organizers noted it is the lone survivor of a forest that was cleared around 150 years ago. "The farming family back then clearly thought it was special because they left it," Cadwallader said.

Northern Rātā Trees Are Epiphytes — a type of tree that starts life growing on the surface of a host tree before growing aerial roots that eventually reach the ground. The walking tree likely began life high up in the canopy of its host, living off air and rainwater before reaching the ground. Its unusual root layout was likely caused by how it grew around its host tree, which probably died off centuries ago.

"That host tree has now gone," Cadwallader said. "Maybe the tree was either very, very big, or there may have been another tree that fell and lent against the host tree, and that's why the roots have split near the ground and given it that walking appearance."

Northern Rātā Trees bloom bright red flowers between November and January. Image Credit: Shutterstock

Northern Rātā Trees are endemic to New Zealand and were once one of the most common species in the country's forests. However, their range has decreased over the last few decades and they are now listed as nationally vulnerable, according to the New Zealand Plant Conservation Network.

In addition to deforestation, the main threats to northern rātā are the invasive common brushtail possums (Trichosurus vulpecula), which destroy the trees by eating their leaves and gnawing at their roots.

The trees are also threatened by hybridization with the closely related Pōhutukawa Trees (Metrosideros Excelsa) and are susceptible to Myrtle Rust (Austropuccinia Psidii) — a Pathogenic Fungi native to South America that was detected in New Zealand for the first time in 2017.

[daadir1245]

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💙🗻 . . . . #lakewakatipunz #lakewakatipu #nz #newzealand #aotearoa #aotearoanz🇳🇿 #unfiltered (at Lake Wakatipu) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpPghi7ytzA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[keanoble]

Huntlow week day 1

prompt: halloween

i know for most of you this is technically a day early but im going by nz rules 🇳🇿

decided to go the angsty route for this one-

[chiara-klara-claire]

funny ways to say “in the middle of nowhere”

Collected funny ones under this post + contributions to this one (my selection). Most involve ass(holes), have god/the devil, (nonsense) names of villages…

🇩🇪German: in the ass of the world/ the pasture- am Arsch der Welt/der Weide; where Fox and Hare bid each other good night - Wo sich Fuchs und Hase Gute Nacht sagen (old-fashioned), where the dead dog lays - Da liegt der tote Hund, in Buxtehude/ (Kuh)kaff, in der Pampa, in Timbuktu

🇮🇹Italian: in assland - in culonia/culandia, in the wolves’ ass - in culo ai lupi, in the ass of the word - in culo al mondo; 🇫🇷 French in the asshole of the world - dans le trou du cul du monde

🇨🇿Czech: Where foxes bid good night to one another - Kde si lišky dávají dobrou noc

🇩🇰Danish: where the crows turn around - Hvor kragerne vender on Lars diarrheas field/on the field of Lars Shitpants - På lars tyndskids mark

🇳🇴Norwegian: far damn from violence - langt pokker i vold, “huttaheiti” (gibberish)

🇸🇪Swedish: out (there) in the spinach - ute i spenaten,“tjotaheiti” (see above, maybe originally from Tahiti)

🇪🇸in Spain: in the fifth hell/pine tree - En el quinto infierno/pino, where Christ lost the sandal/hat/lighter - Donde Cristo perdió la alpargata/gorra/mechero;

🇲🇽 Mexico: Where the devil farts - Donde el diablo se echa un pedo, and sometimes someone answers: “Y nadie lo escucha” And no one hears

🇹🇼in Taiwan: where birds don't lay eggs and dogs don't shit - 鳥不生蛋狗不拉屎的地方 

🇵🇱Polish - where crows turn around -  Gdzie wrony zawracają, where dogs bark from their ass - gdzie psy dupami szczekają 🐶; Where the devil says goodnight - Gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc, where (black) pepper grows - gdzie pieprz rośnie, (mostly in the context of running as far away as possible or chasing someone away)

🇦🇺Australia: woop woop or "in the middle of woop woop' 🇳🇿 NZ: wop wops

🇻🇳Vietnamese: holy forests, poisonous waters - rừng thiêng nước độc / where mountain passes are windy/cloudy and winds swirl in vortexes - đèo heo hút gió or đèo mây hút gió (rarely used)

🇨🇦🇫🇷 Québéc: Saint clin clin des meuhs meuhs (actual village name…)

🇸🇦 Arabic (Saudi dialect): in the castle of wadren في مقلاع وادرين (an old castle in the middle of desert)

🇮🇱 in Israel: Israel: at the end of the world, take a turn left - סוף העולם שמאלה

🇫🇮Finnish: behind God’s back - jumalan selän takana, in the devil’s ass - helvetin perseessä;

🇬🇷 Greek: at the devil’s horn - Στου διαόλου το κέρ��το;

🇧🇬 Bulgarian: on the ass of geography - На гъза на географията

🇮🇸 Icelandic Out in an asshole - úti í rassgati;

🇧🇷 in Brazil: in cock’s house - na casa do caralho;

🇦🇷 in Argentina: in the pussy of the parrot- en la concha de la lora 🦜;

🇪🇪 Estonian: in the bear's ass - karuperses 🐻

🇺🇸 USA: bumfuck Egypt

🇧🇪 in Belgium (Dutch): in a farmer’s asscrack - in een boerengat

🇺🇦 Ukrainian: in the devil's swamps в чорта на кулічках,  where the crow won't carry bones куди ворон кісток не заносить

[tejennnn]

Had fun drawing him while imagining running below the long white clouds of Aotearoa ☁️☁️☁️🌿🌿🌿

APH New Zealand 🇳🇿 with Sp3ight's Gold Medal Ale beer! 🍺

I got a recommendation about Speight from my RL friend living in NZ! Ngl the packaging design looks so iconic

Image source from thealehouse.co.nz !

[pidglette]

TIT RAINBOW GLOW NEW ZEALAND 🇳🇿🌈

so now that dan and phil have shared the photo they took of the rainbow glow project in auckland, nz here

let me share how it looked and the planning!!!

this is the kiri te kanawa theatre and my layout for all the different sections and different colours (not pictured is the balcony section which was pink)

it took a lot of planning and maths which i did instead of studying for my end of year exams because i love to procrastinate and start massive projects to avoid other projects!!

this was taken the day of terrible influence nz, this is almost 2,000 squares of crepe paper!!! all cut and measured by yours truly 🤭

and then recounted and bagged by my lovely assistant ella 🩷

then it was finally time to hand them out before the show started. i hand help from the lovely people in the auckland nz phannies discord server help me plan and hand these pieces of crepe paper out which i am so so so thankful for bc one girl vs an entire theatre is ROUGH

and then finally, they took their final bows, and according to this photo - the final product looked a bit shit HAHAHAHAH

in person i do remember turning around and looking around and the colours seemed to pop a bit more but this photo really just makes it look as if we’re all holding up our torch lights

dan and phil seemed to really be thankful and thought it was cute although obviously it was very much a bit shit :3

again a big big BIG thank you to everyone in the nz phannies discord server - i could not have done this without you beautiful people

some beautiful people:

@pissterdaniel

@shitwheresfoxy

@peter-must-die

@boardgamedanny

@spanielt0wel

@savemehannibal

@einsteinfrizz

thank you dan and phil! much love from aotearoa, new zealand ❤️🧡💚💙💜🩷

[ohnolara]

Part 2 of designing Helluva Boss Goetia based on NZ native birds 🇳🇿

I like these more than the first batch, hard to pick a fave but kārearea and kākāpō definitely stand out to me. Actually scratch that I would die for kākāpō she is everything ✨

Lmk which ones you like :)

[saintmeghanmarkle]

Stripping titles. Sadness over the NZ Māori King dying today. With the same birthday as QEII he also had issues with his son stripping him of royal titles after an inappropriate marriage where they tried to grift off royal connections without informing the King. Also refused to meet PH in NZ. by u/Which-Homework2453

🇳🇿 Stripping titles. Sadness over the NZ Māori King dying today. With the same birthday as QEII, he also had issues with his son stripping him of royal titles after an inappropriate marriage, where they tried to grift off royal connections without informing the King. Also refused to meet PH in NZ. https://ift.tt/MVzeFkL post link: https://ift.tt/aMKl94Q author: Which-Homework2453 submitted: August 30, 2024 at 12:08PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[uhohfakeboy]

hi! my name is Frank and I'm 21, welcome to my kink tumblr. any pronouns are welcome, especially in kink :)

DNI MINORS DNI

kinks!

- cnc/dubcon

- forced detrans/misgendering/feminisation

- humiliation + blackmail

- rope/suspension/immobility

- age gaps + size differences

- daddies

- breeding

hard limits

- scat

- age play that's under 18

if you wanna see if I'm into a kink that I haven't listed feel free to ask :3 I'm always happy to explore new things as well

a bit about me :3

- 21yo trans man

- 5'6, white, 55-60kgs, from NZ 🇳🇿🇳🇿

- have been on T since 18

- post top surgery, no plans for bottom

- passes irl, very obviously gay though so I'm known as the local twink, no one knows I'm trans except for family

- half virgin

- mainly into men but I think a girl cock could fix me too tbh

feel free to send me any asks, pms or anything. I haven't had a tumblr before so forgive me if I break any social rules. thx for reading :)

[deimossie]

think it's time to make a pinned post

hi! you can call me mossie. I'm a small artist from nz🇳🇿 and I just wanna use this space to post about my ocs and occasionally some fandom. mostly just to document their development.

tags I will use☆

#mossie draws

#mossie talks

current fandoms☆

DC & other comics

ESPECIALLY Green Lantern ♡

EPIC musical

RDR 1 & 2

I'm definitely super slow and inconsistent with posts but hopefully you'll stick around

I'll put a taste of my art down below ♬⋆.˚

[onabatlle-2]

they’ve landed in NZ 🇳🇿, via sefutbolfem on twitter, 8/7/23

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Spectacular mirror effect on Lake Wakatipu . . . . #nz #newzealand #aotearoa #lakewakatipu #queenstown #mirroreffect #aotearoanz🇳🇿 (at Lake Wakatipu) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpPgGpGSyP0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=