#NUH UH!!

[hyp-fixator]

ROCKET MAINS REJOICE!! (cheering noises)

[cinamun]

giiiiirl you went to school, you know that no matter how brilliant the thinker, it don't come out unless the subject matter is equally brilliant!!!!

i give you a lotta backtalk but you're a genius booboo

Stahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhp

[ask-steven-stevenson]

i cast LEGO KIDNEY STONES

[this ask has been blocked by the anti-hostile ask ritual (2/10]

[canadianno]

Gotta spend a few hours doing exponentials for a bit but at least my English teacher listened to me ramble abt the new life form!!!

[dreamybasil]

Well, the story of how I lost my eye...

And most of my internal organs for that matter...

Let's just say that I got... Picked up... By the wrong people for a while.

That was...

Not fun.

Worst part?

I know who hired them.

My own fuckin parents.

And now they're hunting me down even harder. 't's the reason I've gotta stay outside of my own world and in a different one. It's not all bad though. You seem trustworthy.

I'd know the difference by now.

". . . Okaaayyy now that's really terrible. Who in their right mind would hire assholes for their kid to the point that the kid would be THIS hurt??"

"They had just 1 job and they literally failed it miserably.."

"Listen here, if Aubrey will be alright with it, I could try to keep you at my home too. I'll try my best to keep both of you safe, aight? No one in my house will hurt you two. Not even I will."

[v4lsang3l]

That's a good idea

Both of mine are blue tooth

-Beloved ♡

mhmhm

our mom has wired ones, but they're the icky ones without the plastic thingy, so we might just buy some ourselves :p

[transmascpetewentz]

this tweet. but for tumblr

[givemeureyes]

day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.

[deimosatellite]

nuh uh

[yellowistheraddest]

the only half decent thing i could make today that i can post

[musical-blob]

My interpretation of the aro ace flag

sanctioned by my aro ace friend @determinedowl23

[lunameimei]

So that's basically what happened in "The Cyclops Saga" right ?

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My lame hot take is that Stan doesn't pay his taxes because he genuinely doesn't know how tf it works. He was kicked out at 17 and he technically just lived out in his car the whole time so it's not like anyone ever taught him how, so he just doesn't.

[kaiju-krew]

monarch made him merch

[barefeet-only]

I really like the idea that Danny has like a 6th sense for Crazy Billionaires TM. Like he’s so used to Vlad and all his shenanigans that he can clock crazy from a mile away.

Cue Bruce Wayne talking with Danny and giving him his classic disarming Brucie Wayne smile and Danny just immediately narrows his eyes like “I know what you are”

Better yet it’s Batman who comes up to him and Danny is like *sniff sniff* “yeah you got money, I automatically don’t trust you on principle”

[aradidnt]

uhhhhh.

hi.