#NSNSMSMS

[hawnks]

You know, I like to think that I can manage my language quirks pretty decently, but historical fiction specifically has had a profound effect on my primary cortex.

My cat just knocked something off the table and I shouted at him with no hesitation, “Your conduct is unbefitting of a gentleman!!!”

[kingbcwser]

//... that was the most self indulgent thing I have ever done. Anyway, onto replying to some asks from this chaos NSNSMSM

[thepalelfe]

while i’m here i just wanna talk about the ins and outs of intimacy with astarion let’s get into it besties

there’s a lot of stuff that is presumed about astarion in the fandom and i’m here to either confirm or deny some in my own iteration of him k

astarion is a switch in most contexts, he’s quick to fall into whatever his partner is comfortable with, but if you were to ask him his preference i don’t think he’d have one. there’s aspects of submissive things he likes and dominant things he likes. he’s just there to make his partner feel good whatever the context, which i feel is fair to say he doesn’t originally put a lot of focus on himself during sex so that’s a hurdle his relationships would most likely have to address. it stems from his feelings toward sex as a whole over the years, but he’s more than happy to grow beyond this as time progresses and most likely in any writing where i’m having him in sexual encounters, this will be the default unless we plot about it.

i may make all of my muses certified munch’s but what can i say i’m a people pleaser, and astarion is a champ at it 💅 i think it’s one of his favorite things to do/just giving head in general AND he looks good doing it.

he’s a sensual guy, never again will sex with him be transactional/clinical. he loves to be close with his partners physically, always touching unless it’s a pre determined “kink” scenario where it’s for fun or whatever. what i’m saying here is his partners are getting suffocated with physicality the entire time, they’re not gonna be able to think of much else.

i think he’s an overstim king ok? okay. if his partner is not a blubbering, pleading mess he’s like let me remedy that.

but he does enjoy simple vanilla sex too. doesn’t mean he’s not like ‘darling we can make love and be in other positions beyond missionary’ JWKKWKEKE, but he’s happy to just be for the lack of a better word.

sleepy morning sex is a yes!! it would have to be discussed prior but he’s open to the idea of the whole being woken up with a little good morning hello, but so long as he feels safe and assured he’s happy to participate / be the initiate.

loves things a little more aggressive too if occasion arises. hair pulling, scratching, biting ofc, he’s all for it. it’s again another case of feeling safe and secure in his relationships but.

i just think he knows lots of fancy knots too. he enjoys a little bondage fun - but not usually with him being the one being tied up, but rather him doing so. being tied up would take a lot of earned trust.

i’m a glutton for aphrodisiac plots i’m just saying. fuck or die? tell me more… NSNSMSM

he will kiss ur muse absolutely STUPID. he doesn’t technically need to breathe so he can just. suck the air out of their lungs good luck. if they’re incomprehensible he’s happy :)

if they can make HIM incomprehensible he’s a mess. he’s a bit of a challenge when taking the submissive role, and he will most likely bite back in most circumstances

blood play? 🫦 if everyone’s agreeable i mean come on he’s a vampire we know the rules. zNsnjssnsks

probably add more to this as a think about it

[seokmatthewz]

iri i don't know who else to tell this to but when i first saw the teaser for bouncy and hongjoong said "make it bouncy" with THAT dance move all i could think of was that one clip of wooyoung saying hongjoong has big tits and now it's all i think about when i listen to bouncy (and also that it bangs)

anon this ask made me die laughing i really do appreciate that i am the person u chose to talk to abt tits NSNSMSM my twitter apparently thinks of me similarly bc this tag has been haunting my explore page all day:

the bouncy chorus choreo is just so silly 2 me sndmdmdm i can't take her seriously but they do eat it up as expected !!! wishing u the best of luck with ur thoughts again this made me wheeze dndmdmdm

[dearest-serenity]

That is too true- Also I'm pretty sure we have this conversation every time I go on my trampoline xD

[chrisbangs]

i jokingly asked my dad if he wanted to "invest" in something and he was jokingly playing along but when he realized i was talking about money for a personal project he immediately offered to help me out 😞💖

[strifezz]

hawks: hey can I have a chip

miruko: suck my ass *slams door*

hawks: *leaning against the door*

maybe "suck my ass" can be our always

miruko: Dude, shut the fuck up

[pawpng]

hey wolfboi furry in english class hit me up ;;)

[parental-tendencies]

Y'know what? I'm not going to add on another year to this. At this point I think that's tempting the fates.

[thestral-queen-rules]

Nsnsmsm can you add me to your tag list? I love your mbs ;-;

Of course, i would love to add you to my taglist!!

Have a great day!!

[an-artists-tale-of-despair]

Day 29- float

(It’s close enough right? Nsnsmsms)

[teamopajaro]

Hohohohoho soxtongh yopolom mooo hohohohooo. Kanka ben tumblr bffligine talibim ayda bir yemek ısmarlarım, cay kahve paramız oldukca gömeriz içki de olur, sigaramdan otlatırım ama fazla değil nsnsmsm dert dinler dedikodu yaparım. Eğer istersen buna tamamım jsjks veee rb için tenks... :):)

benden sadece 2-3 yaş büyüksen olur

[midnightlie]

YOU DREW A PACE AND EMBER ART. I KNE YOU WEREN'T IGNORING MY REQUESTS NSNSMSM

WAT?? I HAVENT DRAWN THEM IN LIKE A YEAR THO

[seokmatthewz]

ateez next week......

[inkplots]

It's so weird but I know it comes from society but I tend to judge my success by whether or not I have a significant other

And that's really messed up

Because I don't need to have a s.o. to be successful

It's just internalized misogyny