#👑 | out of koopa troops / ooc

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//.... looks left.... looks right......

Psst.... like this post if you are cool with me following you from my T.ransformers blog.... I wanna keep moots but I got most of my braincells on my boy...

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@hxroic-wxlls @mariotime

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//very friendly reminder that my Bows would never fully capture princesses in general unless for silliness, to put a twist on their day or plotted otherwise <3

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//chat come point and laugh at what this buffon sent me in here LMAO

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//Big shoutout to Mint ( @multiicolor ) for making this absolute masterpiece for me the other day. Get treasured in my blog, loser /aff

Do not reblog unless mentioned.

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//I WILL TRY MY BEST

hey lapis [twirls hair] make us bowser fans proud ok

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//... yanno what? Fine. Since it has been a while since I made Bowser yoink someone, like this post for me if you want this big lug to gay kidnap your muse! Best I allow him to do is yoink and run away but hey it counts BENDMLSS multis pls specify or it will be random

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//bowser stop flirting with everyone challenge

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//me:

My brain: Hellaverse!Bowser but he's an overlord when?

Me: I JUST SAT DOWN ON THIS BLOG

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//besides the monsterfucker allegations, if you follow me here you're giving Bowser full permission to bully your muse at any random moment sorry I don't make the rules

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//if you follow this acc you're officially a monsterfucker, sorry I don't make the rules

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//hey hi. Most of you know what happened to me but just a tldr I might avoid my TF blog a little bit due to an anon that killed my muse a bit. In hindsight tho, that I means I get to be mostly active here (which ig it's good news?)

But yeah. I just hope my Bowser muse doesn't run away from me now because he's the one I'm holding onto rn

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//sorry I keep disappearing to my Transformers blog do u still love me

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//taps mic

The Koopalings may not be canonically his kids, but he adopted all of them. you cannot change my mind

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//contrary to popular belief, if Bowser takes interest in someone... He would 100% spoil them rotten! Food? Of course! Clothing? Sure! Money? Not a problem, he has quite a lot of money for being a king!

Even if said person may not love him back the same way as he does... he wouldn’t mind, at all, to give them a lot of different gifts to prove how much he loves them. If asked ‘would you peel an orange for me?’, he would take a step ahead and pry open a wall for you!

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//Bowser: is a big scary koopa monster

My mutuals, sitting there waiting on their turn to get kidnapped by him: