#NOW IM MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shieldmaiden19]

Mother FUCKER.

I feel so vindicated in my “Mad Max Fury Road is the latest descendant in humanity’s 3+ millennia history of creating epics” thesis, holy shit.

I walked out of the theater after seeing it for the first time thinking, “That was Aeschylus. That was Homer. That was Sophocles.” Human beings up against forces beyond their ken who still find a way to meet their destiny, defy the gods, strike down the oppressor. Destiny/fate in the Oedipus Rex cycle (and the ancient consciousness generally) is a circle, not a straight line - you can run as far as you want from the fate you’re destined to fulfill, but in running, you end up in the very situation you were running from. No SHIT they turn back to the Citadel in the fifth act rather than try to escape across the flats. That would have been the Hollywood deconstructionist ending. But George Miller tapped into this ancient vein of storytelling that, again, goes back MILLENIA and remixed the Iliad, the Eumenides, and Antigone all at once. With the most badass effects of any movie of this century to back it up.

I repeat:

Mother fucker.

One of the things that always drives me insane is seeing people try to work out coherent chronology and continuity of the Mad Max series, and the thing that makes me crazier is when people push back on this by being like "it's a dumb movie about crazy driving and explosions! it doesn't NEED to make sense!" because in reality the lack of a defined chronology or continuity is a feature, not a bug, and the reason for it is not that the movies are too dumb to be held to that standard, it's that the movies are much smarter than anyone trying to Figure Them Out give them credit for

[wantbytaemin]

aside from being an incredibly talented and passionate artist, poet, writer, composer, producer, singer, radio show host, and performer, jonghyun was vocally pro-palestine, supportive of lgbt fans, helped raise awareness of unjust laws and prohibitions, always sincerely caring of the way his actions impacted those around him without making up excuses or relying on his fame to back him up. his family runs a charity called shiny foundation that helps artists with their mental health because they decided that is the best way to honor him and spread his legacy. he stood up for the things he believed in and he was vocal about social and political issues in a time where this kind of thing was unheard of in kpop. jonghyun cannot be reduced to a footnote on the ‘dark side of kpop’. he was not the dark side of kpop. he was the shining light so bright it still illuminates those fortunate enough to have known him.

[ninikrumbs]

Proper name, place name, backstory stuff.

est. relationship. Caleb x Reader. early relationship. love and deepspace

Where you realize that despite being the big bad Colonel of the Farspace Fleet. Caleb can still be a bit childish sometimes.

You were angry. Berating him for being so reckless and stupid during a deepsapce mission. It was comical, watching a small thing like you scold the Colonel of the farspace fleet.

There you were with you're hands on your hips towering overing his muscled form by merely and inch or two even as his sat. He could see your mouth moving, your furrowed brows and exasperated eyes. Yet he heard nothing and he hopes you won't notice. Maybe a few words came through like "Idiot!, not thinking! and dummy Caleb!"

All he knows that his brain only wants to focus on more important things like how your soft lips looks so plump and glossy-a new lip gloss, maybe? how your eyes seem to glow and sparkle under the sunlight. He has wholeheartedly accepted that that shade was his favorite color ever since you were kids. And your hair? and that scent? It makes him unconsciously move closer to you. His hands twitching, just aching to touch you.

"Caleb! Are you even liste-"

"How mad would you be if I kissed you right now?" He grins up at you, brushing up his hair. Not a single serious thought behind those eyes.

You stutter with your words. "Wha- are you- stop distracting me." Shaking your head, you take a deep breath trying to stablelize yourself despite the obvious blush creeping up your face. "Really mad."

"I'll apologize later." Before you could protest he closes the distance between your lips, pulling you closer by the waist as he angles his head to kiss you deeper, longer. Trapping you between his legs so you wont pull away too fast. Your hands snake through his hair, moaning softly into his mouth. His lips were so desperate, so eager to taste what you'd allow him.

The sound of your lips echoed a bit throughout your empty apartment. You tried to pull away but kissing him came as naturally to you as breathing air. It was an automatic response.

After a hot minute, You manage to pull away a bit, "Caleb, we nee-" He cuts you off with another kiss, voice husky and deep, "just a bit more."

Some part of you wants to give in, but one of you had to be a responsible adult. Suprisingly, it wasn't Caleb. With your hunter training you somehow managed to pry yourself away from his grubby hands.

"Pipsqueak! A few more seconds." And slight pout decorated his face as his eyes droop comically. He looked like a kicked puppy.

Coughing, you tried and failed to appear stern especially with your face still red. "Caleb, you can't just kiss while Im scolding you! And I was being serious, you can't even listen to me for one minute?!"

"I swear I was listening!"

You glare at him. "No, you weren't. You were too busy ogling me."

So you did notice. Heh. He looks away innocently. "I can't help it if my girlfriend's so pretty I can't focus."

"Caleb."

As a punishment, you decided to lecture him a good 5 meters away.

AN: first time writing for Caleb. I dont know if I wrote him right.

[rsenak]

It's incredibly funny to me how I'll be there drawing them being cute while plotting various bad things in their future. These crows cannot catch a break

[jakesimfromstatefarm]

──── YOU'RE HERE, THAT'S ENOUGH . ↳ one shot // also part of the no doubt series !

✎ᝰ .ᐟ aka jake's late, you order for your own drink for once, and now he owes you his life.

── sim jaeyun x f!reader ౨ৎ wc. 866 ⌗ pure fluff, jake is so self-panic-inducing, mentions of breaking up, mentions of jake abt to jump out a window . he's just a simp at the end of the day .

↳ IMPORTANT NOTE .ᐟ ── this is part of my no doubt series ─ a sequel series of short drabbles that take place after the events of my fic no doubt, and show jake & reader's relationship throughout their first year together (& how jake wins her trust & love back hehe) ── THIS CAN BE READ AS A ONE-SHOT, however, there will be some easter eggs if you've read no doubt before!

↳ addie's ✉ .ᐟ ── hehe another cutesy one. im excited for the next one everyone pls buckle up...i almost kinda feel bad for jake here this poor guy just lives life on the verge of panic every day. am i evil for this? sorry jakey <3

Jake is sprinting.

Not fast-walking. Not lightly jogging.

Jake is in full-on, Olympic-level, life-or-death sprint through the streets.

His bag is slapping his side. His hoodie is slipping off his shoulder. His lungs are screaming. And he’s probably sweating more now than he did during the entire extra hour of dance practice that made him late in the first place.

And still—he’s pretty sure he’s still not moving fast enough.

His phone is glued to his palm, screen still open to the frantic texts to you:

jake (6:32PM): baby im so so so sorry practice is running over i swear im leaving soon PLEASE dont hate me

jake (6:41PM): im literally dying to be there pls give me 10 minutes max i promise

jake (6:47PM): oh my god im running now im literally sprinting my lungs are collapsing hold on

jake (6:50PM): please still be there please please please

Jake nearly crashes into the café door.

He bursts in, chest heaving, heart racing, vision tunneling. His eyes dart around the café, already mentally preparing the most desperate apology of his life—

And then he sees you.

There you are. Sitting by the window like something out of a postcard. Sipping your iced peach latte. Typing away on your laptop like nothing’s wrong.

Jake’s lungs fully give out.

He practically trips over his own two feet, words spilling out before he’s even fully made it to you.

“I am—so sorry,” he gasps, hands bracing himself against the table, his bag fully falling to his side now, his entire image disheveled. “I—I—oh my god—I messed up, I know—”

You blink up, startled.

“Jake—”

“I swear I left as soon as I could, I was literally ready to bolt over, but then we had to go over the choreo one more time and—” he cuts himself off to breathe, huffing in frustration, running a hand through his sweat-damp hair. “I swear I was ready to jump out the window to get here faster and I know I should’ve managed my time better and I shou—”

“Sim Jaeyun.”

Jake’s mouth snaps shut.

You tilt your head, your eyes soft as you look up at your boyfriend.

“Sit.”

He does. Immediately. Like an obedient golden retriever.

“Breathe.”

“Trying.”

You gently push an untouched iced Americano towards him, “I ordered for you.”

Jake looks down at the drink. Then back at you.

“Wait, you ordered? Like you spoke to the cashi—wait. You’re not mad?”

“Nope.”

“Not even…like, a little mad?”

“You sound like you want me to be.”

Jake lets out a sound that’s equal parts relief and self-deprecating, “Well, definitely not, but I’m late. To our date.”

You casually take a sip of your latte, your gaze still soft on him, “Jake. You told me what was happening, you ran here like an insane person, and now you’re looking at me with those eyes you do that makes you look like a kicked puppy. Why would I be upset?”

Jake blinks.

You’re not mad. You’re here.

Still here.

Still you.

Looking at him with nothing but patience and understanding.

And Jake feels something deep and warm settle into his bones.

Jake just stares at you for a full solid second until finally—

“Oh my god,” he collapses onto the table, face-planting into his arms. “You’re actually an angel. I don’t deserve you.”

You break out into a fit of giggles, “Okay, that’s a little dramatic.”

“No, like—” he lifts his head just enough to look at you with big, defeated eyes. “I thought I ruined it.”

“You didn’t.”

“I thought you were gonna break up with me.”

“I wasn’t.”

“I thought I’d walk in here and you’d be gone and I’d have to get on my knees at your front door and beg for my life back.”

“…Did you eat lunch today?”

Jake ignores that.

“I just—” He grabs your hand across the table. His voice drops into something low, something sincere. “I don’t want you to think I’m not trying. Or that you’re not a priority.”

Your face softens, “I know I am. And you are trying, Jake. Like, so hard. I see it. You don’t have to prove yourself to me every second of the day.”

Jake swallows.

“I appreciate you, Jakey—” you squeeze his hand, “—a lot. And I’m just happy you’re here.”

Jake lets out a breathless laugh, feeling suddenly light again. He lifts your hand and presses a kiss to your knuckles—once, twice, like he needs to (he does).

“Okay,” he breathes, lips still brushing your skin. “Okay. But just so you know—I am still making it up to you.”

You raise a brow, smiling, “Oh?”

“Yup,” Jake grins, flipping your hand over to press another kiss to your palm. “Whatever you want. I feel bad you had to order our drinks by yourself, I know you hate that.”

You laugh, rolling your eyes, “That’s true. I hate talking to cashiers.”

“Don’t worry, baby.” Another kiss. “I’ll make sure you never have to talk to one ever again for the rest of your life.”

“You’re actually ridiculous, Sim Jaeyun,” you smile, cheeks warm.

“Mmhm,” he mumbles before countering immediately—

“And you’re perfect.”

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[masochistkatsuki]

late birthday sex is still birthday sex

a/n, kinda toxic dynamic but whats new, katsuki has bigger boobs than the reader but whats new, sub katsuki, dom reader, 99% sure its gn but pls lmk if i gendered anything, degradation, semi public sex, interruptions, tell me if i need to add something please ! proof read once but im dumb as shit and usually need to proof read like five times. pretend i posted this on time

"katsuki if you dont shut up now I will seriously fucking kill you."

you felt his dick twitch twice rapidly before he whined and threw his head on your shoulder. it was just above a whisper, and way too loud for kirishima's thin walls.

your jaw clenched at the sound- as much as him being pathetic and needy turned you on, it pissed you off equally so. you hope they aren't correlated he was widely regarded as one of the strongest, and most who met him shuddered under his harsh gaze for months after meeting him.

"fuck. please. m' sorry, i swear m' sorry. just need it so bad, you get it, right ?" no. you didn't get it. at all. a few minutes ago, he was cussing out his friends for throwing such a 'stupid' party for his birthday, and looked so mad you assumed his dick was probably shrinking in on itself.

not to mention, you arent a submissive bitch. he clearly is. with the way hes pressing you against the bathroom door, hands threatening to bruise your lips, you'd expect him to be on a power trip. but no. all you had to do was sit around, look at him, and laugh when he came up with a particularly witty insult, and he was asking you to help fix his hair in the bathroom.

he hasn't fixed his hair since interning with best jeanist.

you sighed, a defeated one. you felt him perk up just a little bit. god, no matter how submissive he was, he was still just a little demanding and subtly controlling. of course, you notice this. usually this would've just resulted in you stepping on his dick and going back to the party, saving the group the tension. usually its only awkward because kaminari also gets hard, but if you ignore that they can honestly get past it.

but.. its his birthday. you sigh even louder, mostly just teasing him at this point. before he lets his guard down and gets too playful, you grab a fist of his hair and pull his head to look at yours. a louder, choked moan falls from his lips. you're genuinely weighing the pros and cons. youre trying to rationalize it by saying he deserves it for his birthday but.. the two are definitely correlated.

the more he begs and leaks against your shorts, the more the idea of shutting him up gets maddening. "fine." you roll your eyes and pretend you aren't looking forward to it just as much as he is.

he looks at you with the softest saddest eyes, an expression you wouldve never believed you'd get to see from him when you first met. "if you really dont want to, we dont have to." he began to pull away, but the rawness and vulnerability stirred something so deep within you you almost felt guilty. even more so, his genuine care for how you felt and what you wanted despite of how badly he clearly needed you melted your heart.

"no." you let go of his hair and caressed the back of his neck, gently playing with the small hairs that lead up to the spikes. if he knew any better, hed call the contrast in your touch terrifying. you pulled him closer, so close your breath was fanning against the shell of his ear. between his soft gasps, you said, "i like it when you're like this." you considered your words carefully, you usually wouldnt say something so traditionally submissive, but you didn't want him to feel like what he was doing made you uncomfortable. "please, dont go." you stared even deeper into him, hoping your eyes werent betraying how genuine you were trying to be. "i want you too."

you knew it was probably a little manipulative, acting so mean then throwing in a bit of how you really felt to keep him from leaving. but you also knew he wasnt stupid. the way his eyes lit up and pierced into yours like you were the only person on earth. the way his breath hitched and his dick was finally pushed fully against your stomach. you'd always sugarcoat it when putting it into words, but you knew it was downright manipulative and a pattern, but youd always do it because it made him so fucking happy.

because just like him crying and whining, being pathetic and bitchy made you want him, you being cold, calculating, manipulative, and mean made him feel so painfully good. "fuck. fuck i love you oh my god." his hips circled and humped into you with small but quick moments, and his voice became much more stuttery "thank you, oh fuck thank you. this was all i wanted today. only this. only you."

"you're so dumb." you hum, but theres not a hint of malice in your words. "youre welcome, baby" your hand slides down his neck, down his clothed chest, and over his pretty waist. you press a heated kiss to his mouth. his lips are soft like a girl's, and he always opens his mouth a little first, inviting you in. your hand is eventually at the waistband of his sweats, teasing the skin under it.

hes not quiet, just muffled. and as much as youd love to take your time and ruin him slowly and excruciatingly, the growing anxiety of kaminari playing dumb and trying to come in to 'make sure you guys are okay' was getting to you.

reluctantly, you pull away from him, but your hand stays provoking him. "here are the rules. if you want me to touch you, we have to finish it up quickly before it ruins the mood of that stupid ass party."

"so you do think it's stupid." he grins boyishly, eyes glinting with the same mischievousness that made you fall in love with him. his hips are leaning way more into your hand now that you're finally giving him the attention.

you sigh, but you can feel yourself smiling. you can't help but adore his antics, "sure, katsuki. if you think its stupid, then i think its stupid too. now tell me, how long are you going to let kaminari fantasize and add further details to what he thinks we're doing ? dont forget midoriya's puppy crush on you either, he might break and join in." you smile wider, but now its much more condescending.

if it weren't for how conniving you were, he wouldve been turned off just at kaminari's name. "yes, fuck, yes. i promise." he whined out, delirious at this point, "anything for you, pleasedontsayhisnameagain, anything. ill do anything please, please, please just touch me."

you laugh, you can't tell if he's trying to be funny, but youre amused either way. finally, you pull his pants down just far enough to reveal his boxers. the fabric was strained and stretched from trying to contain his hard on for this long, and you could see the distinct outline of his tip through all the precum leaking through. "soooo prettyyyy" you coo, praise being the ultimate form of humiliation for him. the pad of your thumb is circling his frenulum just soft enough to start building him up. his whining is just a little high pitched and slow but long. it almost sounds like he's in pain.

for whatever reason, a cord of reason and composure snaps within you. his eyes are gazing into yours like you just told him you put every grain of sand on the beach just for him, like you've given him the air he breathes. beads of sweat drip down his neck and forehead, while his ears and face are burning up. its all too much.

"fuck!" he's practically yelling as you suddenly switch your actions to fully pull cock out, letting your hand roam freely over its full body. he really didnt expect you to go for it just like that, even when you were keeping others waiting, you prioritized teasing him until he was as dazed as possible. "holy shit, thank you oh my god. thank you so much."

hes not even trying to whisper, and unlike most people, he doesn't really differentiate talking voicing and screaming. you kiss him roughly, letting your tongue roll over him and press his own around. you're basically bullying him. at this point, your fully jerking him off, using a harsh fast pace.

you're letting your hand go on autopilot, mainly focusing on collecting all the noise he was making with your own body. your other hand is cupping his cheek, holding him firmly in place, even though you know he'd never pull away. you want to feel him in your grasp, and he likes being held in it.

between breathes and small breaks hes crying out a small "i love you" with every one. his hands grip and massage wherever he can, flying from your chest, waist, hips, ass, thighs, anywhere he can find balance. his breath is getting broken and scarce, with his heart beating out of his quickly rising and falling chest.

the room is spinning, and you don't think there's any oxygen left anymore. for just a moment, it feels like its just the two of you laying together in your bed, only you, him, and this overwhelming feeling. you dont know why, but your chest feels so tight. like its about to explode all on its own, and you pull away just to admire katsuki as if it would help.

hes so pretty like this, cheeks stained with blush and tears, hair even more fucked up from getting dragged around and tugged. you move your hand down to the bottom of his shirt, and reach back up but under the material to his bare chest. you scratch relatively harsh down one of his bigger boobs, trying to imagine how the red marks look under his shirt. suddenly, his head tilts back, and your blood runs cold as you realize hes about to cum and his lips are totally not on yours.

well fuck ? it was worth it no matter what, how could it not be, when he was screaming your name for everyone to hear. now that shutting him up and killing him was out the window, you decided to focus on palming at his tip. it did nothing to stop his release from dripping down to the floor and onto your shorts, but atleast you saved your shirts from being totally ruined. you could probably figure out how to deal with that atleast.

relishing in his moans, you gave up on saving him the humiliation. it would make for an even hotter round at home anyway. "oh my god. i love you." he sobbed, throwing his head on your shoulder again.

you untangle your hand from its placement and softly but tantalizingly rub his shoulders. "what a pathetic whore, you can beg for me to touch you cant even look at me after you cum ? stop being a bi-"

before you could finish insulting your boyfriend, a knock was heard behind you, "oh god fucking damnit" he muttered. you were being so mean and of course it was getting interrupted.

"hey, are you guys okay ?" you hear kaminari's voice ring out, not a hint of concern to it. "I just wanted to make sure that you guys were okay you know, and.....

♡

[stzrgirl4norris]

Secret Gardens

Lando Norris x reader SMAU

Summary: Lando Norris seems more than excited for summer break during the first half of the season, for no apparent reason. However, he knows it is about the be the best summer of his life.

Based on this lovely idea! (I had so much fun with this one)

ps: someone get lando norris a wife as soon as possible

⋆⭒˚.⋆ February 2025

⋆⭒˚.⋆ March 2025

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lando P1, first race of the season, second happiest day of my year

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user let's gooooooooo

mclaren can't imagine the happiest then 💅

user when he wins world champion mclaren that's the spirit 🤝 lando shit you're right

maxverstappen1 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

charlesleclerc mate this comment makes no sense maxvertsappen1 to YOU user the girls are fighting!!!

user that's my driver 🤩🤩

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yourusername australia has been treating my boy so kindly 🥹

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user awwwww

user best couple in the paddock i swear

user honestly if they ever break up it will feel like my parent's divorce over again

lando 🧡 love you!

georgerussell can you tell your hubby to stop winning?

user im sorry her WHAT NOW? user do you even know what hubby means? yourusername sorry, he looks hot popping the champagne

⋆⭒˚.⋆ July 2025

yourusername posted on their stories

"supportive wifey at home duties"

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lando winning in silverstone. home race. last one before summer break. those happy days are getting harder to keep track off 😌

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yourusername you deserve every day to be your happiest liked by author

user lando really is living his best life

mclaren that's our boy! 😍

user MY BOY IS GLOWING LOOK AT HIM 🥹

lewishamilton well deserved win, champion!

georgerussell why are you acting like you're doing anything other than playing pedal during summer break?

lando if i do play pedal i'll make sure to NOT invite you georgerussell rude

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"a night to celebrate love"

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maxfewtrell best man duties (can't believe you are getting married first btw)

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lando stay mad ho 💅

user BEST NOW WHAT?

user LANDO IS GETTING WHAT NOW?

user AM I READING THIS CORRECTLY

user how did lando's wedding get leaked by max's instagram post?

user this website is about to crash

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carlossainz55 Crazy how one day they refused to eat sushi and the other day they are getting married

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user MY CARLANDO 😭😭😭😭😭

user MY HEART CAN'T HANDLE THIS

lando bro you're going to make me cry now

user MY SHAYLAS 😭

user guys this is not a drill lando norris is in fact getting MARRIED

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lando told you summer break was going to be the happiest day of my life

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yourusername i'm sorry isn't my husband just the most handsome guy in the world? 😍

user MY PARENTS

user shut up this wedding looks beautiful

georgerussell Congratulations for both of my pretty best friends!💙

lando see? no pedal georgerussell omg we can play pedal on your honeymoon!!

maxverstappen1 count me in oscarpiastri me too!! yourusername if any of you guys interrupt my honeymoon, i'll make sure none of you get married during your time on earth georgerussell yes sir, sorry sir 😶

maxverstappen1 beautiful party, beautiful couple!

charlesleclerc mate do you even remember anything? maxverstappen1 shut up, look who's talking

oscarpiastri great cake!

user not oscar talking about the cake flavor lando i chose chocolate chip just for you yourusername i'm sorry am i interrupting something? user shortest marriage in history

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yourusername changing my status to mrs. norris

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user THE EMBROIDERY ON THE PILLOW

user this is just wedding goals

lando somehow you just got hotter

alexandrasaintmleux you are the most beautiful bride!

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vogue inside McLaren's driver Lando Norris and wife Y/N Y/L/N reserved summer wedding inspired by secret gardens wedding. Check out the pictures on our Vogue Wedding Stories.

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lando @yourusername can you believe how cool we are? 😎

user STOP IT COUPLE FOR REAL

[clubsoft]

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summary · dieter eats his co-star in a field . tags · spit / drooling / all of the above / oral ( f receiving ) swearing / dieter is an eater / lil bit of manhandling / 3rd person POV ; no use of Y/N / size diff / public sex ( oral ) / set during the bubble / reader is bipoc - curly hair , brown eyes , no other descriptors aside from that / if i missed anything mb / if there r spelling errors , no there arent i tried to proofread word count · 923 notes · practicing my smut n im getting MUCH better if i do say so myself . this is my submission for the #WIRED4YOU challenge by @chaotic-mystery . i made the deadline by a day , this is a huge win in my adhd book . thank u for having me n i hope u enjoy !! <3

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It begins as visits stemming from the excuse of boredom. He perches himself at the foot of her bed as she adorns herself. Powders, creams, glosses — glitter behind curly lashes, above brown eyes, pink dabbed atop the glowing apples of her cheeks. Dieter watches in awe. An expressive man, he doesn’t care that she sees his eyes widen or his jaw drop. The eager tilt of his head brings the corners of her lips to curl. He couldn’t ask for more.

There is nothing out of place about him in that frilly, satin space. Bathrobe atop ill-fitted, baggy clothing, unruly curls brushed through with gel slick fingers – a mad scientist sort of creature in appearance, sans the science. All madness. To everyone else on set. He’s sweet, she says, harmless, enthused about his KitKat mystery, wide-mouth crying over baby goats, victim to a lack of rhythm, in dancing and in life. How else would he have been allowed past her door? 

His pale jade corduroy robe is now a picnic blanket, keeping the grass from dirtying her pristine flesh as Dieter spreads her legs, bends her knees to her chest. Her dress is bundled around her waist. Her panties, lace, baby blue, lay somewhere nearby. 

“Keep them here,” he whispers, distracted. She listens, whispers his name. The breeze carries it away. His focus is occupied by what awaits him at the center. He would call it porn perfect, but that would be an injustice, an offense to the smaller, seraphic girl under him. Porn is fake. What he has in front of him couldn’t be more real. Her pussy is heavenly. Sticky. Soft. Squeezing, pulsing, drooling for him. His hands press to her rear thighs, his thumbs stretch out. One pinches her flesh, spreads her delectable cunt to one side. Her toes curl, her frame tenses in anticipation. His other thumb dips in, the pad slips from her entrance to her clit, tracing around it, over it. Eased by the wave of warmth, an ariose, filthy noise comes up from her throat. Dieter is goaded on.

He repeats the motion. Her hips lurch, her thighs jiggle. She huffs. Pretty, pretty, pretty.

“If you’re not gonna eat me—” 

Her impatience cannot be denied. Not when it manifests as a pout, a glimmer of disappointment in her eyes that simply cannot mark the conclusion of this intensely coveted moment. This lucky strike. Dieter shakes his head frantically, delicately kisses her inner thighs in wordless apology, carving a path to her neediest spot. No hesitation, no pause to fill his lungs with air, he licks a long, slow strip over her slit — from her entrance, over her folds, to her clit, and then down again. She trembles, moans, no longer gripping her legs to her chest. Ample thighs drop to his shoulders. He circles his arms under them, folds his hands at her belly and lifts her into his mouth. Needy, desperate. Working her body effortlessly. 

His level of skill should be startling.

It isn’t. 

Dieter groans, the sound sends shivers through her, her spine arches. He has lowered himself from his knees to his stomach, his front stained grassy green, covered in dirt. It could not matter less, for her fingers have sunken into his hair, acrylic nails scraping his scalp, little hands grasping, tugging, struggling for something — anything to hold her from her undoing. He slobbers, drags his tongue flat over her folds, moaning nearly as loud as her. His plush lips close down on her clit amidst a sloppy kiss, and suck. Heat surges through her. She cries out, yanks at his hair. 

“Dieter — fuck — almost…” 

He comes up for air. She whines, as though he had betrayed her. He gasps his breaths, smirks, trails his lips along her thighs, messy, trailing saliva. A heartbeat goes by, and he is on her once more. His tongue slips inside, as deep as humanly possible. His nose molds to her clit. Where any other man would move his head, Dieter moves her, rocking her hips against his mouth. Each subtle tug to her body is marked by a sap-like mewl. Lustful, and beautifully so. The rhythm itself is steady. He is anything but. His eyes are all that is visible of him. Dark, drunk, set directly on her angelic countenance, witnessing it morph into depravity. 

When she cums, he groans, laps harder and harder. She quivers on his tongue. Her body melts within his hold, he lowers it down, back upon the velvety material of his robe. His beard drips with spit and spend alike. His lips do not leave her, lavish kisses to her thighs, her belly, the spill of her breasts above her neckline, her throat, her jaw, her chin. Her lush lower lip is caught in her teeth. He wants it between his own, so he takes it, sucks it into his mouth and bites, tugging away. A squeak is all he receives. Her fingers tumble from his hair, arms circling his neck. The action is gentle, he noses at her jaw in response, tucks loose curls behind her ears.

“That was… good,” she coos. He grins, bright. His eyes are sparkling, he hovers over her, waiting for her attention. She cups his chin with one pretty hand, and mirrors his expression. A simper. A kiss. “Something on your mind?”

He  inhales to speak — in true Dieter fashion, his words could never be predicted, “Before we leave the hotel tomorrow, can I have your autograph?” He stops, glances down at the painful bulge in his pants. “And can I be inside you? Please?”

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[itslilacmoon]

what if a changeling replaced you, acted nothing like you, and yet no one noticed. no one cared, because they were a better version of you in every possible way. would you be mad? or would you be grateful?

(closeups/notes under the cut)

i saw this comic about gravity falls about a month ago and it made me go completetly insane because luz wouldn’t even be mad. anyways i think a LOT about vee coming in and acting like a “better” neurotypical version of Luz and (to Luz’s knowledge) no one noticing and maybe even liking her better that way. would that be fucked up or what.

anyways ive had this like 80% done for a while but ive been busy with schoolwork BUT now that im done with classes i can sit back and finish a bunch of drawings ive been meaning to for thr past like 3 months. woohoo! this piece gave me so much TROUBLE because the file was juuuust too big for tumblr so i had to try and resize it by miniscule amounts bc i wanteds to keep maximum quality. hopefully tumblr doesnt compress it TOO much… anyways here are some closeups!!! this is my first time doing a piece like this with a bunch of overlapping stuff (reminds me of how my sketchbooks used to look in high school lol) so it was challenging but also super fun!!i might post a timelapse for this because it is pretty Big,,,,,

[chappelroan]

imagine you're eddie and you make a friend that isn't buck and like it's fun because you're doing these things that you know buck doesn't necessarily enjoy (muay thai, fuckass trucks, helicopters, basketball) and then omg buck is going to basketball and you're like bucks here!!!! but hes being WEIRD and is so mad that he subconsciously tries to cause you physical harm and you're like ok well. and then a day or two passes whatever and you're with your girlfriend you dont want to have sex with and you run into buck and NEW FRIEND tommy and buck is being the weirdest you've ever seen him and THEN AND THEN you go to bucks to avoid fucking your attractive girlfriend and bucks like omggg so im kissing tommy now and you kind of black out and then bucks asking you if its weird and if anything is going to change and you're just like tommy is gay what the fuck was i going on gaydates and buck is defeated by immediately messing up a relationship (it was not his fault) and asking YOU for advice meanwhile you came over to get HIS ADVICE (mostly comfort) on your failrelationship and its like you tell him of course its fine nothings weird or ever gonna be different and you're like shit ok buck is going to be into men now hes going to be with tommy you have GOT to make this work with your hot girlfriend you dont really like anymore or maybe ever and you need to go have sex with her because buck is going to be having sex again and its not with him but thats fine and then you have to hug buck because he just told you this huge thing and you're so proud of him and jealous of how easy buck makes it look

[r0sy-maple-m0th]

5/11 revealed! <- PREVIOUS || ༺☆༻ || 🚧 tbc! 🚧

sorry this was posted a lil later than usual! between the new ep being released + my friend venting to me (no worries theyre doing better now;D) i was falling a tad behind schedule haha

montyy!! everyones favorite (or least favorite) resident asshole!

admittedly he was supposed to be posted tmrw since if u havent seen the og post where i list their eah counterparts he wouldve been the least expected to round off the wonderland trio BUT i needed more time with the one i was originally gonna post today ;p

so here he is!! i think he is just SOOOOO very silly and i have already piled a shit ton of trauma ((stuff that weirdly works rly well in both nevermore and eah)) into his tiny little cranium hes not coming out of this emotionally unscathed, but hey, healing and becoming a better person is a tumultuous process✊

his quote is him being hella dry and sarcastic btw, i hope it reads that way, and if it didnt, i hope this context helps lmao. giving them quotes without something to actually pull quotes from is mad hard. ALSO YES I FORGOT THE PERIOD AT THE END OF HIS QUOTE, YES THERES A HIGH CHANCE YOU DIDNT NOTICE, BUT I NOTICED AS IM ABOUT TO POST THIS AND IT IS DRIVING ME INSANE LMFAO

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[heartsforjh]

Minny

recommended you read the other parts before this one <3

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“Jack! Ugh! You are upsetting me!” you groan. You’ve told him a million times that he needs to stand in a certain spot for the game you’re playing, but he’s moving around too much. 

Quinn, Jack, and Luke all collectively giggle, finding your frustration quite cute as you hardly ever get mad at them like that. 

You cross your arms. “It is not funny. He needs to play right. He’s the dog!” 

“What if he doesn’t wanna be the dog? Why can’t he be the brother?” Luke asks, just trying to get a reaction out of you. 

You huff and roll your eyes. “He is not a prince. You’re the brother-prince already, Lu. And don’t even ask about being the king. Quinn is already the king. No princess either. That’s me.” 

“I’m sorry for upsetting you,” Jack says with a light, unnoticeable chuckle, wrapping his arms around you in a hug. “And I promise you, I don’t wanna be the princess. That’s all yours.” 

You hug him back, forgiving the jitters. 

Quinn shakes his head and sits on the edge of the couch with an arm on the rest, exhausted. “You guys are stressing her out. Now, I’m stressed out.” 

“My mom says you’re too young to be stressed out.” you tell Quinn, looking at him curiously. 

Quinn smiles. “I wish that was true for me. I’ve lived a lot of lives.” 

“Whatever that means,” Jack remarks, making Quinn shoot him an unamused glare. 

Luke laughs, so even though you have no idea what they’re talking about, you do too. “I bet Miss Ellen has a lot to say about you living a bunch of lives! I love your mom, Quinny!” 

“Thank you,” all three of the boys say at once, making you really laugh. That was funny. 

Luke fidgets with the centerpiece on your family’s coffee table. “What’s our kingdom name, anyways?” 

“Uhhh… Minnesota!” you decide, extremely proud of yourself. 

The three boys are in sync again, only this time, it’s with side-eyes to each other.

It’s Quinn’s turn to look at you curiously now. “Why Minnesota, Y/n?” 

“Why not? That’s where my mom tells me I was born. I stayed there for a long time before I came here. I want Minnesota,” you explain. 

Luke, of course, is first to break the silence with a loud laugh, pointing at you. “She’s from Minny! Look at her, she’s mini and from Minny!” 

That makes both Jack and Luke laugh, but again, you’ve got no clue what’s so comical about it. 

“Okay, c’mon Minny. Let’s play. I’ll do it right this time,” Jack says, getting down on all fours to settle your bossy little needs of him being the royal family’s dog. 

Quinn gets up from the couch now, ready to play too. “I’m the King of Minnesota!” 

“Yeah, well I get to be king next, cause I’m the Prince of Minnesota,” Luke says cockily. 

Quinn just scoffs. “Only if I die! And Minny never said that’s happening in this game, so you’ll never be king. Sorry, bud.” 

“I don’t like this game!” Luke pouts. 

You frown at that, looking up at Quinn then back to Luke. “That is not nice, Luke!” 

“Who cares if you like it or not! We just played the game that you wanted earlier!” Quinn scolds, really stepping up to the oldest brother role.  A loud groan is heard from the floor where Jack is. “Can we just play?! My legs are tired already!”

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[wimbledonstrawberry]

in my humble opinion jack should shut up sometimes

[erwinsvow]

hiii if you don’t want to pls do not take this as being pushy BUT….. i would just like you to know I’d go feral in the best of ways if you elaborated on your thoughts about jack and robby sharing 4th year med student reader… im really irregular about it like i might actually lose my mind

im barking at you... thank you for giving me the platform i needed. promise this WILL be written one day.. i think three weeks after binging the show my frontal lobe developed and i have a crush on robby now

someone else sent a yummy ask about being robby's gf who gets shared with jack, so i'll answer that soon but this is the reverse, since jack and 4th year reader in eavesdropping are together. this can be a lil spin off universe, let's say it's not as sweet and clear of a relationship just yet. throuple time!!!!!!

where to begin...!!! jack is a little grumpy, but mostly good-humored and he has a real knack for teaching, inspires confidence and makes people believe in themselves. he's just good at it, which is why him and fourth year reader are so good together! he helps her grow and learn things and she's a very sweet ball of sunshine which is exactly what a grumpy old man needs. and this is ME, so obviously, four year reader fixes a lot of the things jack feels sad about. helps him get through tough losses, reassures him that he's done everything he can, because even the teacher needs to hear it sometimes. it's not an easy profession and you're not even a full fledged doctor yet, so the responsibility isn't on you yet, even though it will be soon.

well fourth year reader does a few weeks of night shift with jack. they start seeing each other. jack's mood is a lot different for the month after that, even though fourth year reader eventually goes to another hospital for an audition. and then jack's mood goes down again. and robby is a good friend, so he notices. teases jack about it. "you like her, huh?" robby, at this point, has no idea. thinks jack is sweet on a twenty something medical student which just makes him laugh—but then he does remember that it's you. you worked with robby before you worked with jack.

you find the optimism in every depressing situation. you take his moments of silent reflection extremely seriously. you used to thank robby for every procedure he let you do, thanked him for trusting you and teaching you. and maybe you had a little crush on him too before you went over to night shift. what's so wrong with that—the hospital is filled with handsome attendings, and you've got two of them doting on you during your audition. and it's harmless, you think, since you don't think either of them can go anywhere, that they'll actually do something about it. and that's just kind of your personality, too sweet, too nice, too sunshiney. if old guys love it, then that's just the way it rolls.

it's not so much anything as it is the way you are. looking up at your attendings like they hung the moon because they tell you good job, great work, that you're doing something perfect, that you're making an excellent provider. maybe you get a high satisfaction rating or something one day after robby got chewed out about it and he sees you making an effort, listening to him, even more than you already did. and for jack, well i summed it up in a nice 10k but he wants to make you more confident, wants you to believe in yourself so when you come here in july for residency as an intern, you're going to be totally prepared.

so yes, robby is a little peeved that jack got you first. he didn't think abbot would actually do it. you're not the first medical student to have a crush on the attendings, nor will you be the last. he just thought for the sake of propriety, for the sake of hr, that you were off-limits for both of them. robby's a little grumpy about it—and you're on day shift with him for the next month and you hate when people are mad at you, especially your attending who is also jack's best friend who is also a man you still harbor a tiny little crush on, someone you want to impress everyday. so you talk to jack and he promises to figure out what's going on, and jack and robby have a beer, and then maybe a few too many beers, and robby goes i met her first, and jack knows about your thing with praise and approval and he knows you won't rest until you have robby's back. (he's also not stupid, he knows how you look at robby.) he thinks he has a solution to make everyone happy. so after a really bad day when the three of you get together and have dinner and go through a couple bottles of wine it is no surprise that you little crush on robby comes up.

and you don't think it's that big of a deal—half the hospital has a crush on the two men staring at you right now. you tell him that he always tells you good job and it just started getting to you, both of them started getting to you. and then robby says something about "well if i had known you were going to decide so early i would have argued my case harder." and then you're confused because as silly as your crushes seemed, you hadn't put two and two together that they both like you too. and then jack says "maybe we can figure something out, right sweetheart?" and maybe it's the wine and the fact that you have two grumpy old men that are somehow only sweet on you staring at you like you're not going to be able to walk tomorrow, but i think that might get to me. would you agree?

anyways, it's kinda funny because in eavesdropping (this is not in that universe again its just a spin off lil thing) she was a virgin and now it's like a couple months later and you're getting spit roasted by robby and jack. at first jack just watches—watches robby eat you out until you're shaking all over, watches you struggle to fit his best friend inside of you, but he's not really just a sit back and not partake in the fun kind of a guy, so he shows robby that thing he does with his fingers that makes you cum so hard you black out. then robby tries it.

when they have a bad day, it's like stress relief. robby's favorite thing to do at the end of a really terrible shift is to take out his frustration on you while jack keeps track of your orgasms. jack prefers to be ridden, so that's what you do, while robby watches. when you have a bad day it's the best though, you get spoiled and pampered and praised like there is no tomorrow, until you can't even think about anything else but how good and perfect you are.

it's honestly kind of hilarious at work. depending on if you're on day or night, you get stolen kisses and told good job for every single thing that you do. everyone just thinks that you're the favorite, the teacher's pet. and you totally would be, with how much you learn from those two just being around them. pillow talk consists of discussions about scientific journals and army medic procedures that work in a pinch in the trauma bay and the first time robby and jack saw this or that and what they did to save the patient. you guess you are a teacher's pet—easy enough when your teachers hover over you, one asking the questions and the other depriving you of your orgasm until you get it right.

i think one day dana catches robby kissing you during the day shift in the ambulance bay while she's smoking, and then as you guys are leaving, she catches jack kissing you (in front of robby) as you two head home. none of you would have seen her so no one knows what she knows, but occasionally if you come in sore and tired, lying through your teeth saying it's because you went too hard in pilates, she snorts and says "yeah, i bet." <3

[zchsum]

drawtectives butchfemme scale

(MYYY THOUGHTSSS:the green fuckuped stuff i dont remember is def a a femme thats fixes your car and she doesnt wear bras and she burps and shes a cutie.

THE DECORATION ON THE FAKE CASE..hear me out: they is selective mutism butch and flowers bloom when he walks and ppl at their uni look at them like man who is that cool girl i wanna be her firned and then u go talk to her and hes actually such a girlfailure it isnt even funny.

Leo my stud queen ugh i love you if i was rosé id also thry to flirt with you i hope i see you again xx) i have more thought but i gtg now so this will be rebloged so i can talk about my ppl

ignore the quality i litterally did this on a canva+i think it adds to the essence.

also i am willing to classifi¡y every single drawtectives character ever played so if you really want someone ranked by the gender expert (me ofc-says the guys that does not know his gender) or other stuff you wanna tell me. that be cool

also minor disclamer dont take this too seriously ive seen ppl on theinternet being so mad abt this scalr just know im doiing this in a silly goofy way and no i do not believe gender is a scale. oif that makes snese

and ¡now be behold of the 150 tags

[heathensimmer]

Chris Hatch Playgroups/Global Overrides Update

So, after Jamie took her daughter to the Playgroups, I made another family and I had an issue with taking them to community lots by walking there.

I made a note on the last post that Chris hatch Playgroups + Global Overrides requires Community Time...

And it DOES ...

UNLESS...

You literally remove ONE line of code from "Interaction-Get in" ...

This is insane. Chris hatch and I have BEEF.

Then, I removed all of the "Visit Sim" crap that I didn't want...

I fixed the issue with the error thrown in CAS as well!!

Simple fix that was my oversight.

Anyways...VOILA...a fully working playgroup mod. Its still testing though. Although, I don't want to gut Chris Hatch's mods anymore than I already have so I am leaving functional schools in it for now.... however I will probably not use it since it has some misogynistic language. I will probably use SimLogical's school system!

And now, the Sims in my throwaway hood can functionally and perfectly walk to a community lot because I had to DELETE ONE LINE OF CODE BC CHRIS REFUSED TO SEPARATE THESE MODS OUT FOR US IM SO MAD

End rant.

My game is working. I am buzzing. That's all that matters

More to come later of this adventure!

He is returning from a community lot safely, and its functioned well the whole time :) I WILL perfect this game... if I die trying...