#NOW IM MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vanteguccir]

hi i hope you're having a wonderful day!!

im thinking about reader pranking matt by not calling him his nickname that she always uses for a whole day. he just follows her around like a lost puppy and keep asking "are you okay baby? are you mad at me? did i do something :(" aaa hes so cute. hope you can write this <3 tq!!

── ୨୧ !　TIKTOK BLURB

matt sturniolo x reader

where you decide to make the tiktok trend 'call your boyfriend by his name to see his reaction' with matt

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The soft hum of the computer filled the bedroom, mixing with the faint sound effects from Matt's favorite video game. The middle triplet sat at his computer desk, completely engrossed, his blue eyes darting across the screen as his fingers moved quickly over the keyboard. His headphones perched on his head, slightly askew to let one ear breathe.

Y/N lay sprawled across their shared bed, her legs lazily swinging in the air, phone in hand as she scrolled through TikTok. A grin curled on her lips when she stumbled across a trend she had seen earlier that week; call your boyfriend by his actual name to see his reaction.

Her eyes danced from her phone screen - with the video replaying again and again - to her boyfriend and back before shrugging.

Carefully, she clicked on the middle black button on the app and propped the device up against Matt's pillow, ensuring the camera had a clear view of him sitting at his desk. With his headset on, Matt was oblivious, muttering random things under his breath. Y/N pressed record, suppressing a giggle as she prepared to execute her plan.

"Hey, Matt, can you turn off the lights for me? Please." She asked casually.

Matt froze mid-action. His character on the screen stood idle for a moment, vulnerable to an oncoming enemy attack. He yanked his headphones off with one hand, letting them dangle around his neck, and swiveled his chair around to face her.

"Are... are you okay, sweetheart?" He asked, his brows furrowed, concern dripping from his voice.

Y/N bit the inside of her cheek to keep from laughing.

"Yeah, of course." She replied nonchalantly, still feigning innocence.

Matt tilted his head like a confused puppy, his lips slightly parted.

"Are you mad at me?" He asked hesitantly, his voice soft.

Her brow furrowed.

"Mad? No. Why would I be mad at you?"

He leaned forward, clutching the armrest of his chair with his hand.

"Did I do something? Like... do you not want me to play right now? 'Cause that's okay! We can do something else if you want."

The corners of Y/N's lips twitched, but she maintained her poker face.

"No, Matt, you’re fine. I don’t mind you playing."

Matt's brows seemed to furrow deeper, his eyes wandering from her to his computer and back. He hesitated for a beat before blurting out.

"Then stop calling me that! Why are you doing this?"

Y/N tilted her head, feigning confusion.

"Calling you what? Matt? That's your name."

"No." He said firmly, shaking his head like a child rejecting a ridiculous claim. His plump lips pressed into a pout, and he gestured toward her dramatically. "My name is baby."

Y/N couldn’t hold it in anymore. A snort escaped her, quickly followed by a cascade of laughter that had her clutching her stomach, her movements causing her phone to shake against the pillow.

"Matt, what are you even talking about?"

Matt leaned back in his chair, crossing his arms indignantly.

"You always call me baby. Or babe. Or honey. Never Matt! That's not my name to you."

Her laughter only grew louder, and she buried her face in the duvet by her feet to muffle the sound.

"I knew it!" He exclaimed, throwing his hands up in mock exasperation. "You’re mad at me! What did I do? Tell me so I can fix it!"

"Matt." She gasped between fits of laughter, sitting up and holding her arms out toward him. "I’m not mad at you! It’s a TikTok trend!"

"A trend?" His face scrunched in confusion.

"Yeah! You call your boyfriend by his name to see his reaction."

Realization dawned on him, and his pout deepened, his milky skin taking on a pink hue.

"So you were messing with me."

She nodded, still giggling.

"I was. And you fell for it."

Matt pushed off from his desk and crossed the room in long strides, flopping onto the bed beside her, messing the blue sheets. He grabbed her phone and locked it without even looking at the screen, tossing it onto the nightstand.

"You’re evil." He mumbled, burying his face into her neck while pressing her body against the mattress with his arm across her stomach.

"I am not!" She protested, squirming as he peppered her skin with quick kisses.

"You are. I was genuinely worried. And now you’re laughing at me. Do you see how cruel this is?"

"Okay, okay." She relented, wrapping her arms around his neck, pressing his more against herself. "I’m sorry. But, for the record, you calling yourself 'baby' was the best thing ever."

Matt lifted his head, squinting his eyes at her.

"Well... you should stick to the classics, okay? No more 'Matt.' It freaks me out."

"Deal." She agreed, leaning up to press a kiss to his chin, the groing stubble tickling her lips. "No more 'Matt.' I promise."

He huffed dramatically, but a small smile tugged at the corner of his mouth.

"Good. Now, can I go back to my game?"

Y/N smiled.

"Yes, baby, you can."

Matt smirked, brushing a quick kiss against her lips before hopping back into his chair. As he slid his headphones on, he glanced over his shoulder.

"Just remember: it’s baby forever, yeah?"

"Got it." She replied with a laugh, already uploading the video to TikTok.

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AUTHOR'S NOTE: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism, copy, or "inspiration"!

[postmoderntongues]

I will fight a male 3x my size (usually not WIN, but still FIGHT) half a pitcher and three bumps into the night if my fight or flight gets activated and i feel like I have the option not to default to fawn. I am 5'10 260 and would not fight a four and a half foot dike with a double digit weight. I almost threw hands in a dive bar with my buddy's ex 22 minutes into the year i was hearing kill bill sirens i didnt live in that town and had nothing illegal on me i could get in a drunk new years bar fight and do community service county jail at worst and im the only one i know other than Chay's people and some college friends who hasn't been there and most likely if i was going anywhere itd be to a psych ward which i can do on my head and then her Dike intervened and I was like okay bro im not swinging its a free country and ima keep talking tho (and trying to get her to swing on me) but im not threatening anybody don't get the wrong idea (i wanted to be like *brother, my brother song form the first pokemon movie playing softly in the background* we are one in the same ive been you and you've been me so many times at this point in our lives you know how it goes doing the big bulldike thing pining after some reckless straight girl you know no woman deserves to be slapped by a man but be serious and tell me you know her as well as you claim to and there aren't a few things in her past where if another female just gave her a good old fashioned 3 stooges bop on her messy head on the deck of a dive bar it might not be completely unjustified).

Like the second this girl intervened i was like nope not doing this and then just yelled shit at the ex all night every time she tried to come back to the bar partially bc i was mad she was the reason my buddy wasnt there, i was mad she was the reason i couldnt hook up with this cute guy with more drugs and a tattoo gun at his place a few blocks away the night before bc he was the one who ruined their marriage, and also I was on a lot of stimulants for a few days in a row at that point and under stimulated and had nothing else to do to entertain myself because my people went to a drag bar and i didnt want to pay the $8 cover so i didn't know anybody and it was my first time in a bar as a single female and now i was totally unaccompanied and in a weird panicked way i thought maybe getting a little rambunctious or at least giving the impression i was ready to would keep me safe until my people came back and then later she came back and tried to intimidate me with 4 guys who were like 5'8 on their dating profile prolly and smaller than me mass wise and they were like you good? and i wa slike yea whats good you good and they were like no are you GOOD? n i was like yeah why are you good? and then i saw her and i was like you went and got dudes you really cant handle yourself as a woman and then some low blows im less proud of and then the bar closed and i got an invite to go to an afterparty and wound up getting into a great phone call with my cousin and didn't spend the night potentially joining the great majority in the same ER everybody would go for ODs before narcan because I didn't get into a dike fight that night.

I was flirting with this girl when we saw a movie together with some friends and she was flirting a lot back and like was holding my hand and sitting in my lap at one point and then my boy a few days later was like "u know shes married right" and i was like idgaf ill peg him and he was like "no she has a wife" and I was like dude if you tell a single soul what u saw at the movies ill straight up fist u, you do not say i bought her the fucking cup of tea, as far as you know she didn't get a single one of my gummy worms. In fact, both you AND chris sat between us. I don't fuck with other womens partners but i ESPECIALLY don't involve myself in dike drama. Most guys ive cucked are like kind of cool with it nd into it to some degree because males are lower animals and also perverted and fetishize lesbianism. The rest mostly just curse you out. A few will hit you. Getting shot or stabbed isn't something that's never happened in the history of lesbian fuckboys ignoring het relationships when pursued by a cute girl. Now look up the Shanda Sharer case and compare that to an infamous crime by male kids of the same age like most school shootings or even most male serial killers and ask which you'd rather die in. Best case scenario if you get involved creeping around on a lesbian your life becomes one of the bummer non-supernatural Junji ito comics but there's not an insignificant chance that your last moments will be a lot more Waita Uziga.

I fear no male. I fuck with no dike.

You're talking to somebody who once got back with a girl not in spite of the fact but literally BECAUSE she stabbed me through my jeans in the cafeteria with a pen or pencil or something (it wasn't like a big injury but the thing stuck upward in my leg and drew a miniscule drop or two of blood when i squeezed at it and put a hole in my jeans that my mom noticed but i have no doubt that when she did it she did it with the intention of driving the thing through to the bone if shed been physically able) and I was like wow thats passionate her feelings for me are strong and like 2 periods later i'd broken up with the girl i was rebounding with who she was jealous of and stabbed me over and was back with her.

I had a brief girlfriend freshman year who would literally just cut me like on the bricks in front of the dorm building where we'd smoke while she was drunk and i was either rolling or tripping or tweaking and all the punk guys i was friends with were horrified by it and then i justified it by comparing myself to GG Allen who I didn't even listen to i just know he cut onstage and these guys wouldn't know who Lucifer Valentine was so it was the most appropriate reference.

The most sadistic consensual lays ive ever had in my life were NOT cismales.

My ex's best friend also had a mentally ill bulldike doing the reverse-LUG college comphet thing as a girlfriend and she was the best but she'd make u put ur cig out on her if u smoked around her when she drank certain weekends bc she was always trying to top her score as were a bunch of the other rugby dikes who were like literally my favorite people ever to party with bc they were all heavy drinkers and i was an alcohol lightweight and i was heavy into club drugs and tripping so they were impressed by the quantities of that that i'd be on and it was like making contact with friendly foreigners but because the team captain was dating my ex's bestie we kind of shared territory and i was there for most of their first trip/roll and they taught me the fun drinking songs and a bunch of them were in the german program so i always had people on good terms to work with in a very socialization-based course and then a bunch of them started working at this evil strip club that had free womens wendsdays and a free salad bar so all summer us girls would go there for lunch every wednesday and talk to our friends who were there when it was dead and tip them like $5 or whatever we could manage a head for the salad bar since it was free and the place was empty other than us so we absorbed this large group of strippers most of whom were sapphic or at the very least so uninterested in sexual attention outside of work that they were mad fun to party with meanwhile the males all started working at this local bar and absorbed the townies including most of the bouncers and kitchen workers who also party like rockstars and the girls who came from there were also for the most part not straight and these girls were so nice and we had such a good time but also id apologize if i bumped into these fuckers in a dream i would not dare get wrong with one

again i regard no male, I disrespect no dike

[injuritwirls]

Wow… what… cute … little guys… this is so… awesome sauce🦝. (I’m concealing my burning hatred for this stupid drawing that i spent too long on and just got really lazy on bc i didn’t likeit so dont pay close attention pls PLEASEPLSPPSLS especially dont Look at the clothes i shaded them Last and i was eepy AND NOW YOUR LOOKING AT THEM ARENT YOU I SEE YOU LOOK AWAY RIGHR NOW OR ELSE) also guys?? Ipad kid morty cannon?? He’s so me I’m also curly hair with crusty ipad

ANNYYWWAAYY FOR THE NEXT WEEK IM GONNA BE WORKING ON THE 3 REQUESTS I GOT SO EXPECT A BUNCH OF ART HOPEFULLY <3<3 yes i know i said I’d do 2 but… I’m a people pleaser AND THE AUDIENCE MUST BE HEARD!!!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

I yearn for wheelchair Charles in Marvel Rivals but also, I don't trust the general population to be normal about him using a wheelchair, Like I'd love it, but also dear god the amount of people I'd have to report for hate speech would triple overnight as soon as he got added

people will simply just have to deal with the fact charles is a wheelchair user like thats a THEM problem. give me grandpa in his chair im styling on everyone and making them mad twofold about it

[evoscancelled]

📣PLEASE LISTEN!!!!📣

I have a request

Okay so like Maddie Nolen ponytail orgin. Imagine reader always wears her hair (preferably longer than maddie's) in a ponytail and one day decided to put one in Maddie's hair and reader was gushing over how cute she thought it was and how it was like a bobcat tail. Maddie started wearing a ponytail ever since, just because her girlfriend loved it so much

Pretty please 🙏

of course anon!

men dni!

maddie nolan x reader

content: AFAB/fem!reader, fluff, reader is mentioned to have longer hair (hair type NOT mentioned), reader is briefly mentioned to be taller than maddie but not by much, established relationship, mentions of wanting to marry her

characters: maddie nolan

synopsis: waking up next to maddie and then getting ready in the morning, when reader wants to give her girlfriend a ponytail in her hair.

writers note: such a cute idea! I love her fuckass ponytail I NEED HER. I love women with accents.

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maddie nolan x reader fluff

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waking up next to maddie was so sweet, the way she clung to you, the way she nuzzled her face into the crook of ur neck. the little sounds she’d make was adorable, little moans and groans from the early and groggy morning feeling. she was practically ontop of you with her leg over your hip.

she is not a morning person, she doesn’t like the way that even if she is so comfortable, in her little hibernation, she’d have to leave your warmth each morning. she hated it.

when the alarm would go off, she’d groan, trying to stop it as fast as she can so you wouldn’t wake up— five more minutes was all she wanted. rolling back over into your arms as her eyes fluttered closed, squeezing you tightly

“mmmh…” you grumble, “goodmorning..”

you kiss her on her forehead and run your fingers through her hair, so soft, so pure.

“morning, love.” she kisses you back, but on your cheek.

“I can’t believe it’s time to wake up already, yeah?”

“I don’t wanna get up..” you smile, “few more minutes?”

“mmmmmmmmmh… let me think… yes.”

you giggle to eachother, getting comfortable once again and wrapping your arms around one another.

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finally out of bed, you two brush your teeth next to eachother, chatting about what to pick up for breakfast on the way to work.

“love, you want tacobell for breakfast? that’s a lot for first thing in the morning, don’tcha think?”

“starbucks? they have good coffee— obviously, and they have some good sandwiches.”

you stand tall behind her, slouching down to put your head on her shoulder as you look at her in the mirror, wrapping your arms around her waist.

“starbucks sounds good. mhm!” she turns around and reaches up to put her arms around your neck

“your gonna make us late, aren’t you?”

“maybe, if I get lucky?”

she giggles at that, kissing your neck and then turning back around to continue her morning skincare routine.

“awh, dangit.”

you brush through your hair, grabbing a hair tie to put your hair in a ponytail,

“why don’t you ever do anything different with your hair, mads?”

“well I don’t have as much hair as you do, im not sure what I’d do with it anyway,”

“here, let me see.”

you stand behind her once again, gathering her hair back into a small little ponytail, giggling and kissing the skin on the back of her neck.

“now atleast some of it is out of your face?”

she looks in the mirror back at it not quite sure how to feel about it yet until you—

“ur so cute!!” you hold her face with both of your hands

“it’s like a little bobcat tail!!”

and with that she blushes, deciding that’s how she’d wear her hair for the rest of forever.

“now we’re matching, aren’t we?”

“ur like one of those crazy ginger cats.”

“I am not!” she giggled, guys her accent I can’t she’s so wife

“if that’s what you’d like to think, babes.” you give her a peck and get dressed into your work clothes as she does the same

she was so adorable with her new hairstyle, the way it was tied back, how soft it was, how pretty she looked with it, her natural color complimenting her skin tone.

god you loved her— no matter what ambessa says you don’t give a fuck if you are in a relationship with somebody you work with— you were marrying her.

“I think I like it, yeah?”

you pick her up, holding her by her hips while she wraps her legs around you,

“you sure are pretty.”

“you are so flirty this morning.”

“that a bad thing?”

“mm-mm, I like it.”

“yeah?”

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01/12/25

@canontypicalgoblins — I hope you like it!

[blksorrows]

"i love being a system! i never have any issues with it and system positivity forever!"

so close, if you like being a system u literally are. not a system???? that goes against quite literally the third diagnostic criteria of a CDD (or rather, of DID, but it also applies to OSDD too)

"C. The symptoms cause clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning."

more rambling in tags

[maenoakasuna]

{ All For Us } Part IV Part I - Part II - Part III

This chapter is shorter than the others, i’m sorry, but I really wanted to focus on reader and Thanos feelings, relations, sensations and writhe a beautiful Smut, not just straight up porn.

It gonna my first F U L L Smut in English, so i’m really sorry for 100% bilingual person who gonna read this, but iI swear I did my best. I red a lot of smut before or have dark romance Book at home, so Im not new to this i’m just new to writhe it 😂

If you are not comfortable With Smut, You can Skip the entire Chapter cause it will mostly be it. Sorry not sorry

I hope you will Enjoy it cause not gonna Lie, even if I L O V E smut, I always feel weird to writhe ones.

TW : Smut - P in V - Bitting - Praise kink - Cunni - Thanos behing fucking hot and adorable. Idk for real. it's a fucking smut, figure it out

TagList : @private-vampire @rafesbunniebby @ultracoolnobody @chxrrybomb22

You stayed silent at his question, squeezing tighter your arms as your eyes looked away from his insistent look. You didn’t want to talk about any of this, not here, not now. You wasn’t ready. You weren't ready to talk about your fear, your anxiety, your stress, not ready to talk about the baby and every feeling you have. You weren't ready to face reality. 

You could feel your eyes getting wet, your vision blurring as your body started to shake. Your mouth opened up, you tried to answer, but nothing came out.

You could hear Thanos get closer to you by the sound of the wet floor under your feets. The more step he made to you, the more your heart raced in your chest.

«-I’m sorry.»

That’s all you managed to say. Your voice was a shaking mess. Anxiety started to rush more and more through your veins, insanely going to your brain and making it more fuzzy. You didn’t know why you were sorry. That’s not the thing you wanted to say, but you feared Thanos' anger and you didn’t want to make him mad. 

His silence stressed you more and His step got closer to you.

«-I didn’t know what to do, I never planned any of this. It just happened and I couldn’t just get rid of the kid. What happened is not his fault. I- »

You were cut By Thanos Lips on yours as his large hands cupped your face. You were caught by  surprise by this attention, but it made you feel your stress vanish as soon as you felt him. His lips, his touch, his warmth, all of this made you feel safe. 

Thanos kiss was passionate, eager for you. You don’t remember the last time he kissed you like this. You were still mad about him for what he'd done to you, but right now you couldn’t care less. You needed him probably as much as he Needed you.

Your arms slid around his neck, you fingers lost themself in his purple hair as you answered to his kiss with the same passion, you had missed this feeling that only he can make you feel.

Your lips spread a little bit to let your boyfriend’s tongue pass between them to come meet up with his twin. Your tongues started to dance a beautiful tango of passion. 

Thano’s hands, who were now on your Hips, pressed you more against the cold wall behind you, making you moan through the kiss under the icy effect.

You didn’t realize how much you needed to breathe until Thanos pulled away from your lips, leaving you with flushed cheeks, swollen Lips and a strong need between your legs.

«-Fuck.. »

He whipped out some saliva on his lips, looking at you with the same desir in his eyes as you have for him.

«-Did I already told You how beautiful you are when you look like this. »

You looked away, embarrassed and covered your body with your arms. You completely forgot for a moment that you were Naked. Thanos rooming over your body and stops at your small belly before gently putting his hand on it, making you shiver.

«-I should have been there when you got the news. »

He take a little break before his eyes going back to you as his hand on your belly came to take your chin, forcing you to look at him.

«-I know I fucked up, but I want to be there for you and for our baby. »

‘’ Our ‘’ Baby. It was the word who made you flinch. Your weakness all exposed you couldn’t hold your tears anymore and just hugged him. Your face in his chest you start to cry like you never did before. All those feelings could finally break free ; Sadness, fear, happiness. It was a messy mix of everything. Thanos hugged you back and placed his hand on your head.

«-I love You Y/N I always did, even If I never told you. High or Not, you always were on my mind since the day we met. You are the drug I can’t quit.-Fuck You Su-Bong, you should have told me that before…»

You still cried in his arms as he gently caressed your hair.

«-I know. I’m sorry. I’ill Understand if you want me to fuck off and leave You alone, but please don’t push me away from this kid. He’s not even born yet but I already feel like I could kill for that Child...»

You sniff and look up at your Boyfriend who smiled at you.

«-You’re not mad about that ?-About what ? You being pregnant ? How could I ? This is the living proof that I  marked You inside and out, He answered with a Smirk.»

You couldn’t stop yourself from smiling as a little amusing ‘’ gross ‘’ came out of your mouth.

Thanos gets on his knee in front of you and gently kiss and talk to your little bump. It was adorable, but also pretty hot. 

Your arousal from the kiss was still there, you squeezed your tights to try to calm down, but the image of his lips and tongue between your legs was too hot to be ignored. Your breath started to be a little bit heavier as you put your shaking hand in Thanos' hair.

«-Su-Bong, can You… »

Thanos looked up at you and smiled when he noticed your state.

«-Princess want to be taken care of, hm ? »

His deep voice, his pet name for you, it turned you on more as you nodded at his question.

It didn’t take that long for him to start his magic, first with his fingers, sliding them between your already dripping folds. You spread your legs a little to let him have some space, but he wanted to have the perfect view. Gripping your Tight, he put it on his shoulder, making you blush. 

«-I like to see How wet I can make you »

His fingers slide easily in you, making you gasp. He moved it in and out at a slow pace before his lips came to meet your Clit, sucking it at first before his tongue started to work around. 

Eyes closed you pull on his hair under the sensation of his hot mouth around your sensitive part. It felt more sensitive than it was before, making you moan his name again and again. You had to put your other hand on your mouth to shut you up. Grinting, Thanos stop his work on your clit and bites the skin of your tight, making you scream.

«-Remove that hand or I will bite Harder.-But, the guards will hear everything..»

He bites you again, sucking on your skin as his fingers continue to move in and out. He curled them a little bit when he felt he hitted the good spot. When his teeths let go of your skin, it hurt and you noticed the bruise Thanos had let you. He kisses the painful part before looking at you again.

«-Your hand, Beautiful, he said as a warning.»

You slowly removed your hand which covered your mouth, making him smile.

«-That’s my good girl. »      

Oh gods, you like it so much when he gives you that kind of pet name, when he praises you and he could tell by how hard your inside squeezed his fingers. 

Removing it from inside of you, Thanos gets up and starts to Undress under your hungry eyes. You have seen him more than once but you still feel amazed by how hot he looks. Once he’s naked, he grips your ass and pulls you from the ground and you wrap your hands around his hips as he easily inserts himself in you. 

You felt your inside stretch out and that was simply divine. You took  him like you were made for him. As he feel you clench around him, Thanos let a hungry grunt escape his lips. His forehead placed on your shoulder, he try to focus to not just destroy you.

«-Please… Su-bong, don’t hold back.»

His hands on your ass grip you harder as he pressed your back against the wall before starting to move. The feeling of each other was insanely amazing. Behind moans, growls, slurpy kiss and love bite all over each other’s body, you was both somewhere else where only you two belong, feeling like your soul could escape your body, making only one. Behind pleasure, you felt safe, you felt loved, it was all you needed.

«-I love you »

You managed to moan to thano’s ear as you grip his shoulder a little bite more. You could feel your orgasm coming quickly.

«-I love you too princess, so fucking much.»

He kissed you again as you came undone around him. Moaning trought the kiss. You became more sensitive and since Thanos didn’t stop moving, trusting  faster and harder inside you, You came another time and it Didn’t took long to your partner to do the same. 

You both were breathless, every muscles of your bodies was tired and so do you. You needed sleep and your eyes started to close as you rest your forehead on thanos shoulder.

«-Don’t fall asleep Now, we need to wash ourself before.-Yeah… you’re right.»

Thanos pulled out of you and put you back on your feets. Your legs was shaky, you needed your boyfriend’s help to stand. 

As your partner opened the water, he helped you wash yourself, making you blush.

«-I can do it myself, you know… -You seem tired. Let me help you for this time.»

He gently kiss you and continue his task as you let him do it, but only for this time.

[mioakem]

going over this vid

he finally apologized for the r-slur after days of backlash for it, gotta give at least a little bit of props for that ig. personally i’m not in a place to accept that apology so everyone who was affected by that is entitled to their own decision

he starts off by talking about the pedo jokes, which, honestly, yeah he has a right to be mad about that, not gonna sugar coat it it’s not okay to make those jokes about anyone. but he also keeps on using clips of tubbo saying “tommy’s best friend” when tubbo has repeatedly asked to be seen as his own person in this situation

then my least favorite part of the video, talking about the misogyny. funnily enough, he completely skips past the part where Tommy talks about Caiti and how horribly dream and is friends treated her and handled that situation. Yes dream, there is proof of your misogyny, it’s all over the internet, everyone saw it last year. dream is misogynistic and that is simply a fact based on the way the George situation was handled

he then brings up how tommy interviewed sapnap and tried to interview george, saying that his hatred towards them is disingenuous. gonna give my own opinion here but im pretty sure tommy was not trying to be friendly with them and was actually looking to make fun of them, just a thought

again brings up logan paul, we went over this months ago don’t need to talk more about it but apparently that’s all dream can talk abt

brings up old clips of tommy praising dream, honestly just a dickhead move because those are all from years ago. like woah the kid who used to look up to you so much hates you now as an adult what were you trying to achieve with that?

talks about tommy’s merch company, don’t know about this situation so i won’t talk about it but ill look more into it. plugs his own merch

makes fun of tommy for saying he harassed Sarah, saying that he’s being ridiculous and he only sent paragraphs of messages criticizing her son. brings up how tommy mad fun of dreams stutter and how that was what the message was about

again, here’s where i take big issue, says he didn’t treat tommy like a kid but rather as an equal. never ever should you listen to a kid when they tell you to treat them like an adult. you are the adult here, he was the kid, he wasn’t one of your twenty year old friends, he was 16. speaking from my own personal experiences with having older friends, I would never want them to treat me as equal, as i am 16 years old and they are 21. it’s ok to be friends with someone younger than you but you have to acknowledge that they’re not adults and you can’t treat them as such, even if they want you to, you never know if they’ll regret it once they’re older

finishes it off by saying that he wants tommy to delete every video with him in it if he’s so mad at him

my thoughts:

i think he’s being reasonable about the pedo jokes but that’s about it. there are other categories that fall under maybe reasonable like the merch company thing, but you also have to recognize that tommy does not run these companies, he’s not the one controlling it. i think the old clips was just scummy, again, it’s just showing that he used to look up to you but now that he’s older he hates you, what is that meant to prove? i think he also needs to stop talking about the Sarah thing. it made her uncomfortable, it made her feel bad, it was an attack at her and tommy’s relationship, and dream owes an apology. it was weird and he shouldn’t have gone and messaged tommy’s mother, but he still refuses to acknowledge that.

though the video has a few reasonable points, i feel like it really just falls through with the misogyny point. george gropped Caiti and dream helped cover it up and run Caiti off the internet, thats why he called him misogynistic, because you only participate in behavior like that if you have a hatred towards women and girls.

also, ludwig went live mere hours ago talking abt how dream called his friend a whore and then confused her with another girl he also called a whore. how much girls must you call whores to the point where you start to confuse them?

those are my thoughts, again, maybe just watch the video yourself because i’m sure my commentary contains bias. fuck dream and have a lovely night ❤️

[newkatzkafe2023]

can we see the wukongs reactions to the reader in THE DRESS maybe at a party they were going to and her coming out all shy with her hair and makeup done all pretty in gold and fluffy done hair in heels and the dress " im ready~.. " * wukong dying and them absolutely not even leaving he needs it off NOWWWW *

Ohhhhhhhhh Let's knock them dead.

(Lmk Wukong) He was waiting for you to get dress for date night, he said he would take you to see the fireworks and he's gonna keep his promise. That was until he saw your evening wear and let me tell you, he started drooling like a dog. His face was red, his tail became a Propeller, he was chirping and squeaking and Wolf whistling. He was just malfunctioning so bad and then you go and Shyly ask if he likes the dress, well He'll give you a straight answer once he's done making his own fireworks in your bed.

(HIB Wukong) You know, despite being married to you for CENTURIES, he's mad nervous about date night. Wukong patiently waits for you to get ready to go out, and he said He's totally okay with an indoor date. In case you're uncomfortable, but you insisted on going out with him, so when you told him you were ready to go. Wukong felt his like he developed a brain bleed. You just stood their in that Scandalous get up SHYLY asking if you look ok. Well, I'm sure him ripping that dress off and doing you on the couch is all the compliment you need😉

(MKR Wukong) NOW HEAR ME OUT! he's angry, but he is not for a reason, you think. You made him wait hours in an uncomfortable suit, as you got your hair and makeup done, which really shouldn't take too long but you know woman's stuff. Now when your ready you struts out of your shared bedroom, in that little sexy dress and attractive high heels Nervously asking if you look okay enough to go out. NOW AFTER BUFFERING SO HARD HIS BRAIN BLEW RIGHT OUT OF HIS HEAD!!! he has to take you right back to the bedroom and ripping into you all night long...in other words He loves it just don't let anybody else see you wear it.

(NR Wukong) OH MY GOD I don't think he would even survive long enough to tell you if he likes your dress or not. He's taking you out to the club to kick off the weekend, you decide it was a good time to try out the new dress you bought the other day. So when he got ready and now he's waiting for you, and you came out in your new dress you shyly asked Wukong if he liked it.........Wukong felt himself flatline out of his body. The blood was rushing everywhere at once he's having a nosebleed, a boner, red face, light headedness the whole shebang. I'm also sure him rocking your world so hard the entire house shook, would be a big compliment....well there's always Saturday night.

(Netflix Wukong) You made his heart come right out of his chest with your new dress. Wukong didn't even want to go out tonight but he's doing it anyway as a way to impress you, and the fact that you practically begged him to with your pretty sad eyes. So on the night of the date he waited for you until you finally came out in your dress, and when Wukong looked over his jaw was on the floor. You wore this beautiful dress and let me tell you Wukong Was genuinely feeling bad about looking but at the same time you were so damn hot. You nervously asked him if he liked your new dress, after a long silence he had practically tackled you. Smothering you will kisses and yanking that dress off to get to the sweet spots, well then��

(BMW Wukong) Well i say you lived a fairly good life, so you have chosen to enter an s*x induced coma which is the most appropriate answer you can get from him. Wukong never liked to leave his mountain for to long, so you decided to go have a picnic by candlelight. Well that was the plan until you came out in that provocative dress looking like your the lady of the night. Well it's gonna be a very good night for hi., You didn't even have to ask him if he likes it, the fact that he spend till sunrise between your legs is all the answers you need.

(Destined one) WOW it is not often for the Destined one to lose his composure his sanity maybe, but not his composure. You asked your husband to go with you to this food festival in the village, and the Destined one was not against it. That was until he saw your dress for the nights activities, his brain melted out of his ears and his "other" staff is up and ready for action. You shyly and innocently asked if he liked it, and well the Destined one was a very different beast that same night in your bedroom.

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[yooniesim]

A few more hours to vote 😈 I'll add one "yes" at the end result for bewb.

More seriously though, I know it's hard to tell sometimes with some people, but atp I can always clock a racist. And they will always go mask-off the minute you tick them off. Because idc how many pro-blm posts you reblog- if you're a white person and you directly say, "I've been to a BLM protest, what have YOU done" *to a black person*, that is racist. It shows a mentality that they think you are below them and you should be *thanking* them for bothering to give you any support when they didn't have to. And that they think there's no way anything you've done in your community, as a lowly black person, could compare to them being Present While White. They're offended that you dared to criticize them when they... voted for a black woman and went to a protest years ago. Supporting BLM has become some weird claim of activism that white people can suddenly use as a get-out-of-antiblackness-free card, and it's weird. Meanwhile, said white people can rant about you for weeks or months, but when you dare talk back, you're suddenly "hostile", "mean", "crazy", "mentally unwell", and "unstable". You're the wrong one, you should be quiet, you should "move on" bc they're supposedly done with the subject and their word is law. (They'll keep talking about it tho, they just want you to be quiet because they said so!) They think you should kill yourself for opening your mouth & will tell you to do so. They can thrive on microaggressions and associate with people that think it's fine to call you slurs, but it's okay- they want to defund the police! That's why I don't believe anyone on here that constantly has to state they're non-bigoted & reblogs as many posts as they can to seem like such a good person. If you were so sweet, if you were so kind, you wouldn't have to tell anyone. You wouldn't be telling people to kill themselves at age 35 or whatever. And you'd listen when multiple black ppl are telling you "hey this is fucked up" instead of doubling down. But man... they always just double down.

stupidity below the cut! 😂

[narcissisticpdcultureis]

npd culture is. trying to tone down your npd and trying to fit in and always failing. you know you're different so you just mimic all the different behaviors you've seen both online and offline but the jokes are never right. i thought this person who likes azealia banks would like ironic humor. i watched them a lot and i saw them being ironic multiple times. i said okay i'm gonna literally use a joke they've used before to test the waters. they didn't get the joke :/ and got offended. now i'm spiralling. why are jokes funny to people when they or others do it but when i MIMIC THEM they somehow take it the wrong way????? it triggers my npd rage. i make my own jokes they get mad. i repeat the jokes they made in the past and they get offended. IM TRYING TO BE NORMAL LIKE YOU HERE. THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME WANNA GET WORSE.

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[jewishdragon]

Ok next anime im watching: Dr Stone.

so far.

I like it. Dr Stone is the epitome of mad scientist but not evil scientist. he's so fundamentally good he wants to save everyone regardless of how they might have acted in the old world, everyone deserves a chance to come back and rebuild.

also the villain (at least for now) being like, this buff eco-terrorist peter pan is very funny

[nikist-4-n]

ANNOUNCEMENT PART 3

Basically I went to discord to discuss it with dodo ( well tried )

And while I I was explaining why I was here and apologising for anyone getting involved ( I only spoke in public cuz after I spoke to dodo I wanted to speak to the rest cuz they spoke trash about me ) Saraah MUTED me so I went to Insta to talk to to her about it

And I told her not to apologize cuz I she can do what she wants, I don't want an apology just cuz it makes me happy I need u to tell me urself

And I while I was gone dodo said THIS about me

I was SOOOO MAD cuz HOW DARE she even say something like that. When I met dodo she was still named dodofiles and Zhan(?) and Sarah were still there she had less than 100 followers I promoted her as a good friend would do and now she's saying such stuff about me ( and I'm sorry if I sounded mean to @fairytopea I was trying to tell u that I wasn't speaking to u I came there for specific ppl but u can't really say that nicely)

And for some reason she blocked me ?

Im really sorry if I sounded mean to some ppl but it's get to a point

She literally went on my anon to defend herself to the point I closed it

[in1-nutshell]

What if there was a lost light version of beany and boiler

Intro to IDW/MTMTE Beany and Boiler!

Hope you enjoy!

IDW Beany and Boiler

SFW, Platonic, Familial, Slight angst, Cybertronian reader

IDW/MTMTE

Boiler had lived on Caminus for most of their life.

They had seen rises of power and new rules set.

Some of them were… questionable to say the least, but it was better than living on Cybertron itself.

They would rather deal with the political drama here than the dumpster fire on that planet.

Boiler, despite being a bit odd by society’s standards, was still one of the best sparkling doctors they had.

Yes, there were care units for the new generations, but when that failed, bots like Boiler were called to fix things.

Despite working so close with sparklings, the bot never seemed interested in having one.

Their co workers often teased or tried to get them on dates with mutual friends, but it never worked out.

Boiler simply didn’t want that.

They believed with their whole spark that they weren’t going to find someone and if Primus himself wanted them to have a sparkling, they would already have one.

… Primus had a strange way of answering that…

Boiler was walking out of the hospital when they heard sparkling wails. They ran to the source of the sound while silently cursing the bots around ignoring the cries. It led them to an alley way where they stopped. There was a damaged, offline Predacon on the ground with a tiny sparkling chirping and trying to wake them up. Boiler: “By the Prime’s…” They slowly step towards the sparkling who noticed them and hissed. Boiler: “Hey, hey, easy, easy there. I’m not going ta touch ya motha.” The hissing slowly lessened as Boiler drew closer until they were right next to the sparkling. The tiny thing kept on trying to wake his parent up. Boiler carefully scooped him up and held him close. The sparkling wailed and scrapped Boiler’s armor. They bared through it. Boiler: “Its okay. It’s okay. It’s okay sweet thing. She’s in a betta place now…” Slow cries quieted down as the sparkling soon fell asleep on their chassis. Boiler on the coms: “I need security here now.”

Boiler never did find out what was the cause of death of the mother Predacon.

But judging by the scorch marks and piercing, they could safely say that someone wanted her gone.

They blamed the ongoing war on Cybertron.

A war that had taken some friends of theirs away for good.

A war that had many bots fleeing from.

Many injured, from different factions and hoping for a new life.

They would never tell anyone about that though, that was something they were going to keep.

Boiler didn’t think about keeping the sparkling initially.

Maybe for a night or two before turning him to the proper sparkling care centers.

The centers would find a place for the poor thing.

Two nights that turned into a week, that turned into a month…

Boiler wakes up in the middle of the night to find the sparkling recharging happily on their chassis. They groan to themselves. Boiler: “No… you can’t take ‘im in Boiler… you already hav’ enough as it is.” The sparkling yawns before snuggling even closer. Boiler: “I must be goin mad to even think—” The sparkling mumbles: “B… Boil…er…” Boiler groans even more as they hold the sparkling tight. They could feel his purring getting louder. Boiler: “Ya don’t make things easy fo me do ya kid?”

It was a bit of a hassle for Boiler to officially adopt a Predacon sparkling, but they made it work.

Even giving the little guy, a name, Beany, for his small size.

They had to change their schedule, so they had enough time to spend with their new sparkling.

Not too many bots were so keen on watching over a Predacon sparkling while they were away.

Thankfully there was one bot who was willing to do it… for a small price.

Boiler: “All right Velocity, lets go over the material.” Velocity: “Follow the feeding schedules, play time and recharging cycles that are listed on Beany’s berth.” Boiler: “And?” Velocity: “Make sure to call you if anything goes wrong.” Boiler gives her a small smile. Boiler: “Not bad kid. I’ll make sure to have today’s lesson planned by the time I come back.” Beany chirps a bit sadly seeing Boiler by the door. Boiler pets a knee-high Beany on the helm. Boiler: “Now you be good ta Velocity. Bye you two!” Beany jumps into Velocity’s arms as they both wave goodbye.

In exchange for watching Beany, Boiler would help mentor Velocity until she didn’t need them anymore.

 Velocity had slowly wormed her way into Boiler’s spark and absent mindedly started looking out for her almost the same way they did with Beany.

Beany loved when his self-proclaimed sister came by.

The young bot soon started bringing in more of her friends to mee the grumpy bot.

The ones who seemed to stay around the most were Chromia, Nautica and Windblade.

Boiler is trying to think back to when their life of solitude only to become overrun by these young bots.

Boiler: “Hold on there. Velocity, where do you four think ya goin at a time like this?” Velocity: “Yes it’s a bit late but if we hurry now—” Boiler closes the door with their arms crossed. Boiler: “Now if you think I’m goin to let a couple of young bots out at night you’re surely mistaken. Beany! Go be a dear an get the extra beddings ready.” Beany transformed to his bi pede mode and mock saluted. Beany: “You got it!” Nautica: “Oh Boiler that’s not nec—” Boiler: “Ep, Ep, Ep! None of that. Now, you young bots get ready for recharge, I’ll handle the rest.” Windblade: “But Boiler—” Chromia covers her mouth. Chromia: “Whatever you say Boiler!”

Those bots were truly becoming a second family for Beany and Boiler.

The older bot was grateful that the girls had reached out and got Beany out.

No one was going to mess with each other as long as they were in a group.

Beany already looked intimidating enough for any bot to think twice before doing something dumb.

And the girls would defend Beany against bots who thought Predacons as second-rate citizens.

With all the talks around the city, it was only a matter of time before Beany got interested about the war.

Even starting to talk about joining it, something that Boiler was very much against.

There started to be regular fights about the subject until word got to Caminus that the war had ended.

Beany refused to talk to them for a week after the news came.

They don’t regret keeping Beany away from the war, not one bit.

It was a sad day when all four girls had announced that they were leaving Caminus.

Boiler hosted a small goodbye party for them.

Beany, despite being a youngling, was now taller than all of them and could easily grab most of them in a group hug.

The pair watched the girls’ ships leave from the ports and went back to a much quieter home.

It was… difficult to readjust to a quieter normal for the both.

Sometimes the Predacon would find himself looking out the window waiting for any sign or Velocity or Nautica to show up.

Boiler found themselves putting out extra energon out in case any of the girls came by.

They froze a bit when Beany told them that he wanted to go to Cybertron.

The guardian and son’s biggest fight erupted out of that one declaration.

It ended with Beany shouting and going straight to his room.

Boiler was about to follow when they received an emergency call from work.

They made sure to tell Beany they would come back and talk about the subject again.

Boiler ended up staying overnight at the hospital for 3 days due to a shortage of doctor’s and a malfunction at the sparkling center.

They dragged their pedes back home and went straight to Beany’s door.

Boiler knocks a bit. Boiler: “Beany… Its me. I know I said I’d be back soon but f ya heard from tha news, things weren’t looking ta hot.” They clear their throat a bit. Boiler: “Listen Beany… I’ve been thinking about ya leaving and all…” Boiler blinks back some tears and vents softly. Boiler: “Maybe a trip wouldn’t do ya to bad. But we’ll have to call one of the girls to go pick you up from the ports though. What do ya say Beany? Beany?” They try knocking the door again. They hear nothing. Boiler: “Beany! Beany are you okay!? Hang on I’m kickin tha door!” SLAM! Boiler kicks the door with one swift kick. Boiler: “Gah! Sweet Solus Prime! I’m going to need ma pede checked out after this. Beany! Beany where are ya lad!” Beany’s room was empty. Boiler stares at the empty room with scared optics. Boiler: “BEANY!” Somewhere on the Lost Light… Beany is sitting down with Nautica at Swerve’s when he gets a shudder down his spinal struts. Nautica: “You alright Beany?” Beany shrugs. Beany: “Probably just a draft.” Nautica: “I’m still surprised that Boiler let you go alone to Cybertron. How did you convince them?” Beany: “Well… Hey look! Whirl’s going to try and throw Ten again!” Beany tries to ignore the sudden feeling of danger and opts to seeing his friend trying to throw the oblivious yellow bot.

[geneviveleocardius]

I dont know if you have any rules for requesting but if you do and this goes against any im sorry in advance 😞 but can you please make a Simon X fem reader based on the song “House of Cards” by BTS? That song is taking over my life

Thank you in advance 🫶

i’ve never listened to BTS before, but i tried my best

the world seemed to tilt as you leaned against the doorway, watching simon through the veil of low light and cigarette smoke. his mask was off, a rare sight. his sharp features were set in a storm of emotion, and the way his hand clutched the whiskey glass felt like he was holding onto it just to keep from falling apart.

“you’re still here,” he said, voice low and rough, not bothering to turn around.

“i could say the same about you,” you murmured, stepping into the room, the worn wood creaking beneath your feet.

his lips twisted, something between a smirk and a grimace. “shouldn’t be, should we? you and me, it’s all built on sand.”

you paused, your arms crossed loosely over your chest. you hated when he got like this—tired and distant, as though the weight of the world had crushed the part of him that still believed in anything good.

“simon,” you started, but he cut you off with a shake of his head, the ice in his glass clinking against the crystal.

“we’re fooling ourselves, love,” he said, his accent heavier when he was like this. “this? us? it’s all a bloody house of cards. one wrong move, and it all comes crashing down.”

you hated how he could voice your fears so easily, how he could strip away the fragile hope you clung to when you were with him. but more than that, you hated how you couldn’t deny it.

“then let it crash,” you said quietly, stepping closer. “i don’t care. if it falls apart, at least we had it.”

his eyes snapped up to meet yours, and for a moment, the air between you was electric. his hand stilled on the glass, the whiskey forgotten.

“you say that now,” he said, softer this time. “but when it does, you’ll hate me for it.”

“i could never hate you,” you whispered, reaching for him. your fingers brushed against his, and he flinched, as if your touch burned him. but he didn’t pull away.

“you’re mad,” he said, a trace of something like affection in his voice. “you know that?”

“takes one to know one,” you shot back, a ghost of a smile playing on your lips.

he exhaled a breath he seemed to have been holding forever, and when he finally let your hand slip into his, it felt like the world had righted itself, if only for a moment.

“if it all comes down,” he said, voice so quiet it was almost a sigh, “promise me you won’t regret it.”

“i won’t,” you said, and you meant it. even if the house of cards crumbled beneath you, even if everything broke, you’d never regret him.

and in that moment, as he pulled you closer and let his forehead rest against yours, it didn’t matter if the walls were made of sand or stone. all that mattered was that, for now, they were still standing.

[sunnymango4]

Sometimes when Nick phisically clocks out from his job as a kindergarden teacher he forgets to mentally clock out as well so sometimes he comes back home to charlie doing an art thing or smt and he looks at it and says with that tone you use with kids ''oh wow charlie, that looks so good, great job, someone earned a sticker'' and he'll give him a golden star sticker and charlie will just be like ''im a grown ass man but thanks'' and burst out laughing while taking the sticker.

C: *is coocking*

N: wow, good job on the cooking, but i think you took the wrong knife, how about you give me the big, sharp knife and use the safer knives we have in your cooking room? (The kids in his kindy have a kid safe cooking room for making simple foods and learning to cook and clean)

C: *looks at him then puts his face in his hands and lets out a chocked laugh sob*

N: *realisation*

N: oh my god i am so sorry

C: *while sob laughing* you are such a fucking idiot, you dumbass *laughter*

N: you know what ill go get the apolagy ball (a ball he has in kindy where to apolagise to someone you have to say 'im sorry' and throw it at them then they say what made them mad and you say why you're sorry)

C: *still holding the knife and laughing* we dont HAVE an apolagy ball

N: *embareced* can you just stab me? I think it'll just be better if you do

-

C: *swears*

N: now Charlie, we cant talk like that to our fellow classmates now can we? Go to the time out zone until you learn your-

C: what fucking classmates, i was cursing at the table. Im 26!

N: oh

*cue histerical laughter from Charlie*