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"tim and cass look alike" hc but my spin on it is that gothamites keep thinking Tim is Bruce's daughter and Cass is Bruce's son
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I have to upload this as a video bc you can see her think this in real time
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Alright. So. I have a confession to share with you. In middle school, I strongly identified as a libertarian. In my defense, I was 13 and I had autism. Against my defense, I was literate, and capable of using common sense. I confessed this to you willingly, so go easy on me.
One thing about this that I can share with you is that I, as a 13 year old boy, read Atlas Shrugged. I read it as someone very committed to the ideology, who wanted to believe it, who wanted to like it, and there are two things I can share with you about that book from that time period.
The writing is terrible. It has the slowest, most boring, most pretentious prose you could possibly imagine. Calling it glacial would be a compliment. It makes glaciers look like Formula 1. There is no description for the pacing outside of hellish torments. It is like being condemned to watch a dog with an itchy ass wear the Himmalayas away only by scooching. It is like counting the grains of sand on a beach while Alexa reads off random phone numbers. It is like dipping saltines into lukewarm tapwater while listening to white noise in a beige room with no doors. It is like wearing a blindfold and being told to guess what a man is painting by sound alone, but there is no man, there is only a dog licking cold vaseline off a window. Forever. It is all of those things and more.
There is a multipage rant about how affairs are Good and Rational that is so insanely desparate that even middle-school-autist me thought she must have been having an affair while she wrote this. And then I googled it, and the answer was yes, she was. She called her philosophy Objectivism, because she believed, like everyone else in the world, that her ideas and motivations were Pure and Rational and Ojectively Correct, but I still find the name accurate, because it was really written with one Objective in mind, and that was finding a way to never admit that Ayn Rand had ever made a mistake in her life.
I was going to rant more about this but I kind of lost my train of thought. The book fucking sucks. It was propaganda of such remarkably low caliber that it actually helped me move out of those circles. Every time someone talked about liking the book, I'd reply with something along the lines of "Yeah, I especially loved the part where she destroyed the post modernists by unequivocally condemning affairs", and if they agreed with me, they would have lost my respect forever, and if they looked very embarrassed, I could at least acknowledge that they had a soul, albeit small and malformed. I had dozens of people claim that they read the book, and only three or four actually passed the test.
And now, goodnight.
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The really important part here is that the woman who issued this order, Cathy Harris, was herself the target of an illegal firing by the Trump admin. That firing was ruled illegal, and so now that she's secured in her position (until 2028) she was able to stop these firings, at least for 45 days while the Merit Systems Protection Board goes over them.
The legal resistance IS working in meaningful ways. Each roadblock slows their plans down in real ways.
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whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:
Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day
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There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
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US people! The asshole who currently resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave signed an EO on 3/14/2025 to defund the Institute of Library and Museum Services. YOU have the chance to call YOUR SENATORS AND REPRESENTATIVE and be REALLY ANNOYING in an INFORMATIVE WAY.
As an act of love to yourself, your neighbors, and your library workers, please call your Congresspeople and:
- Demand they do everything in their power to block this defunding
- Tell them libraries are important to you and you use their services and you don’t want those services to change or go away. You want MORE services which means MORE money.
- Demand they do everything in their power to end the current constitutional crisis. Congress has power of the purse, not the executive branch.
This is a fast and tangible way to support libraries! You get to vent your frustration about this regime! You get to know that I am genuinely thankful to you!
The information in this post is for the purposes of making phone calls. It is accurate, but not deeply nuanced. If you have further questions please send me an ask.
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The election wasn't the white working class voting about being left out of the economy, it was about a broad swathe of society being so sexist and racist that they neither noticed nor cared that Joe Biden gave them the best post-covid economy in the world and cut insulin prices.
On the same token, the whole "the endgame is [canned anti-CEO talking points from an Occupy Wall Street poster]" is nonsense, and it's kind of insulting. It's racism and misogyny. They are doing racism right now because that is what they want - they would be doing it differently if their aim was to maximize capital. There is no endgame to racism and misogyny other than gurgling spiteful power and free use of women's bodies.
If you try a class or billionaires vs. us analysis of this without incorporating those facts, you are deeply fucking dumb
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Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day
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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion
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You know it’s serious when hundreds of beavers is begging you to see the day the earth blew up.
Which you should, right now!!!

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really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
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One of our fabric sales reps came in for an appointment yesterday and we ended up talking about the long term impacts of the pandemic. The home quilting market is predominantly a conservative customer base, so when COVID precautions were politicized, those ladies followed along and didn't get vaccinated, didn't wear masks, etc. Now many of them are dead. Most of the fabric stores in the conservative regions that our reps call on have lost twenty percent of their customers. The ladies the shop knew by name because they could be counted on for annual trade-in upgrades of $9000 sewing machines? Dead. Viking is laying off half of its staff. It's taken two years for the impact to become obvious, but the home sewing industry in the US is in shambles. A lot of experience, knowledge and artistry was lost and when the independent shops have to close, we'll lose even more.
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