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How I join skeins

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a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

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knew this woman who used to be a gay man and when he was a gay man he liked ‘ironically’ referring to himself as she/her and so when he came out as a woman he decided the next logical step was to also switch his pronouns to he/him.

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tbh i never really considered seals. until i finally saw one irl and was like omg. the creature

this is my artistic representation of what they looked like on the beach from where i was standing in the distance

it was the most magical day of my life

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imagine being a criminal in gotham doing your criminal thing and it’s 2:45am and you see a shadow towering over you and you’re like yeah cool it’s batman i have a few new toys i bought off ebay that i’m pretty sure the joker was auctioning for 12p including shipping. and then you turn around and batman’s there alright, stupid bat ears and all, let’s see if this ends with you on gotham general’s porch or comically tied around a lamp post with a sticky note on your forehead for the police. but. you notice batman is smiling. even worse it’s not the bad creepy smile you’ve heard about, the one like he was asked by the school photographer to show some teeth for picture day before he unleashes some mortal kombat left arrow right arrow, up, up, A, A, B, left arrow moves. it’s a genuinely warm smile. friendly. naturally charming even. and you’re pretty sure that’s not how it works. what is going on mr. bat. did a superman enemy decide to play tourist again with poor gotham city after the scheduled wednesday metropolis kidnapping went without a hitch and now you’ve got some brainiac type of shapeshifter in your midst? could that be it?

and then Possibly Brainiac Batman cracks a joke and it’s kinda funny. if you told bob about it he’d laugh and bob never laughs so that means it’s legit. bob’s a dick. and then Could Be Brainiac Batman does a little whirl in the air before landing in front of you with a flourish. it’s kind of very good actually, there was no leg shaking at landing or anything. that’s impressive that takes some real skill. and it starts clicking. the grace. the poise. the talent. the panache. the lull in the air giving a taste of the entailing vexation of what you know is about to be one of most annoying fights of your life because this kid has never shut up in his life no matter what

anyway i think the dick grayson batman era was terrifying for a lot of people

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Okay this is actually a fantastic take on Duke Thomas. “He only seems reasonable against the metric of the rest of the batkids.” I mean yeah.

can someone draw this with Bruce and Damian instead?

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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast. end of story.

if a surgeon says your child has to fast, they have to fast. even if they are rreeeaaaallly hungry. even if they beg for food. even if they cry. even if they throw a tantrum. even if they scream for hours.

if a surgeon says you have to fast, you have to fast.

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Corruption Perceptions Index 2024

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Eowyn & Faramir

mixed media, 53*35 cm

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“Sales of Elon Musk’s Tesla have plummeted dramatically in Germany, France, Sweden, Norway and the U.K. following the billionaire co-president’s meddling in European politics; throwing his support behind far-right extremist groups.”

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Tesla Sales Plummet World Wide - The shadow dictator’s brand has become toxic in Europe

Love this for him.

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"Very bright was that sword when it was made whole again; the light of the sun shone redly in it, and the light of the moon shone cold, and its edge was hard and keen. And Aragorn gave it a new name and called it Andúril, Flame of the West."

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If it keeps you from killing yourself it's not stupid. This applies to anything btw.

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Heads up, NeilMed Pharmaceuticals’ has issued a precautionary recall of over 89,000 bottles of NasoGel Spray due to possible microbial contamination.

These bottles would have been available for purchase through 2024.

This initial recall was issued last week as of February 5th 2025 but the new prevention.com article just dropped today which is what a friend sent to me.

The FDA says some of the following SKUs were included in the recall:

GSP30-2R-48-ENU-USL

GSP30-0R-96-ENU-USL

GSP30-ARA-INTL

GSP30-SWE-INTL

GSP30-ENG-INT

GSP30-MAL-INTL

GSP30-SPA-INT

The affected product was sold in 20 states and also sold in the countries of Ireland, Mexico, and the United Kingdom

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