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[m3-mianbo]

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/facebook-news/

They basically say facebook news is 'left-leaning'. Further down the page, iti says

Last Updated on May 24, 2023 

They really should update it soon or just shut down as an organisation if not!

🙃

[takeher2thmoon]

lmao had the wrong broadcast open

[nightmarearian]

Not Hermes dancing while Ody is fighting off literally everything

[my-lovely-hyperfixation]

So excited for the Vengeance Sa—

I mean…

Hermes Saga to come out in 4 days!

[methed-up-marxist]

starting to think this guy might not have read his hegel

[spaciebabie]

You’d been an employee at the little horror attraction ever since it had first been built, and, truth to be told... it had been rather boring.

As the days passed, there really hadn’t been much for you to do—except walk around, and help out with the few decent props that would be brought it.

It had been boring. Now, though? With the rabbit that had been found sometime ago... it was anything but boring, that was for sure.

You remembered the day pretty well—you’d just arrived for your shift, when you’d spotted one of the other cars in the lot—all of your coworkers struggling to carry someone.

Although, speaking of the rabbit, right now, the two of you were quite close. You found yourself in Springtrap’s lap, facing him, while his arms were wrapped around you.

In the room the two of you were in—a much more private one—there were several chairs scattered around. Without breaking one, Springtrap had gotten comfortable.

One of your own hands was resting against his leg, while the other was against one of his shoulders. The fact that he felt soft was something still surprising to you.

A few shifts ago, you remembered nearly falling asleep against him, and... it hadn’t seemed like he was going to have a problem with that.

Slowly, Springtrap moved his head forwards, placing his lips against both of your cheeks. You could feel his hands beginning to move upwards.

For the next minute, the rabbit and you sat there, as he sprinkled short, little kisses all over your face, while his hands continued moving.

When he came to an abrupt stop, his hands were now on your cheeks—which, gently, he began to rub.

Staring at him, your face growing rather red, you thought you noticed something. Springtrap’s face had always been stuck in a rather permanent grin—you knew that.

Yet, as a soft, raspy chuckle escaped the rabbit, the grin on the rabbit’s face seemed almost seemed to be growing, the longer he stared at you.

“What...?”

“Beautiful~” Springtrap’s voice came out in a low purr, as he went to gift you another kiss.

<Incorrect-FNaF-quotes

oh h whats weonr with you .,. whyw oudl you wirtoe this

[st4rsinthenight]

I've got two sides when it comes to G/t preferences.

|★| One of them is craving soft and fluffy g/t moments, whether they are romantic or not, silly- as a giant flirting with a tiny or vice versa. A tiny hugging a giant's face for no reason at all making the giant snortle a bit at their unexplainable act of affection. Kisses in G/t get me everytime. Soft sleepy moments are great as well. Even comfort after a traumatic event is good- I take it all.

|☆| And the other just wants.. erm.. Fearplay. Fearplay, cruel shit- teasing yet serious giants, cruel giants, no comfort for the either giant or the tiny- angst angst angst, giants not being careful with their tiny due to them being mad or because they feeling 'playful', giants that unapologetically harm the tiny for the sole purpose of having fun.

[quokka-cola]

they were bad.

[chronivore]

circa. 1879 ~ Bees with Lofty Notions

How to Bring Them Down

' Oh ! dear me ! after all my care and watching you have got quite above me.' So thought Miss T___ as she stood with tongs and shovel in hand, viewing, with no little anxiety, a beautiful swarm, which had issued from a straw hive, and was now suspended to an overhanging branch of a lofty tree in the garden. A wishful look at the darling pets, evidently enjoying their outing, then a deep sigh, next a thought as to how best to proceed to secure them.

Via. Historical Honeybee Articles - Beekeeping History

See More: #SkepHHA #SwarmingHHA #TangingRingingMirrorHHA

#EraEarlyModernBeekeepng1800To1900

A happy thought flashes across her mind. ' I will send for Mrs. W___,' exclaims Miss T___. ' She will know.' In a few moments down comes Mrs. W___, who, taking a rapid survey of the position, at once conceives a plan of capturing the errant bees.

A twenty-foot ladder is quickly reared against the side of the tree; up she ascends, rake in hand, having first fixed Joe, the gardener, with a straw skep at the end of a pitchfork in his hand. One shake, and in drop the bees, which are lowered, quickly turned over, and placed upon their new stand, to the great delight of Miss T___, who has now a higher opinion than ever of the ability of Mrs. W___.

The accompanying sketch will more plainly show the novel performance, if you think it deserving of a place in your next issue. — R. R. Godfrey.

Source:

The British Bee Journal, August 1, 1879 Page 81

https://www.biodiversitylibrary.org/item/83082#page/86/mode/2up

[freesidexjunkie]

boops aren't strong enough I need to beat a man into submission

[raytm]

[myfuckingpenexploded]

My friend absolutely violating my eyes with this will not be forgotten

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

ask-game:

6, 8 and 25 for Vanny/Vannessa?

I want to hear ab her hehehe

Link to the Questions!!

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

Vanny and I are both weird little trans furries that know way too much FNaF Lore. We can also both throw a model together in Maya though she's a lot better at that than me.

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

This is moreso a thing that cannon does so I can't reallly get mad at anyone for it but GOD GIVE HER AGENCY!!! PLEASE!!! LET HER BE A PERSON FFS!!

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

I WAS SO EXCITED when help wanted came out and we got a NEW Villain and then the MASK in the DLC. I cannot overstate my excitement at the prospect of this fucked up rabbit lady killing kids in the name of a dead loser because of his vile legacy. Then Security Breach happened and oh wow I was disapointed!!!

Then I remembered I can do whatever the fuck I want forever so I stole her sorry <3 She can make her own decisions again <3 She's soo fucked up and I love her so much <3 Yessss Vanny honey try and be the next William Afton say no to the haters- god forbid women do anything <3

[thelastsharknado]

Kevin Samuels would've had a field day with this one 🤣🤣🤣

[amagicdoctor]

Ooh yeah, now that I am seeing. It already has peer pressure vibes when it came to resurrecting and dying so I can see this happening to Spark followers too 😅

I mean... If we really want to push it we can just say plant pod!Kurt is just so far removed front the Kurt we know so... 🫣

[anchoeritic]

its me again, i just came to say

trash magic makes my pussy crinkle and pop.