#NOT THE POOKIE

[mallalada]

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

[charliepoopyfart]

They made having blue hair and pronouns illegal in piltover

[endodoingstuff]

i was crawling and twisting and screaming and crying my dear GIRL PALS!!!!!

[kanosherm]

short hair Anya my beloved

[everwalldigan]

I love the fact that Alfred’s preferred method of communication is through food (if he’s mad at you he’ll make your least favourite food, maybe burn it a little on “accident” and if he’s concerned or proud he’ll make a special favourite etc etc) so that got me thinking… Bruce grew up with that way of communication and since brooding is effectively off the table cause hes always brooding, what would be passive aggressive ways he’ll show that he’s pissed off with somebody?

Bruce: *while handing out comm links he hands Tim the one that is most uncomfortable (it’s a tiny bit bigger in size than the others and He Can Feel It)*

Tim: seriously Bruce? You’re still mad about the Batmobile thing?

Bruce: *brooding intensifies*

Bruce: *giving out areas to patrol and gives dick his least favourite part of Gotham*

Dick: BRUCE PLEASE IVE BEEN PATROLLING THAT AREA FOR WEEKS NOW IM SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED OFF YOUR “VERY IMPORTANT” DOCUMENTS OK??

Bruce: I’ll give you another area to patrol when my formerly perfectly kept folder is as NEAT AS IT USED TO BE!

Dick: ONLY ONE PAPER GOT A LITTLE DIRT ON IT AND ITS ALL INTELLIGIBLE!

Bruce: YOU CANT EVEN TELL IF ITS AN UPPERCASE i OR A LOWERCASE L ANYMORE! THATS A SECURITY RISK!

Bruce: *handing out protein bars during a quieter night and gives Jason a slightly smushed one*

Jason: *takes it and sighs dramatically* you know, I slept so deeply yesterday that I thought I came back from the dead again but, well, it came with a little less pain and emotional manipulation so I-

Bruce: *scowling so hard his cowl almost breaks, takes the smushed protein bar from Jason and gives him his own perfect one instead*

Jason: *smiles innocently in Alfred’s favourite*

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina

[ziegenkind094]

end his suffering

[cronchy-baguette]

Is fate something you can earn?

[pirate-cashoo]

Thinking about Half-Life.......

[swedenis-h]

HAPPY PRIDE!!

(Last years post)

[noctopus-art]

Couldn’t resist, as soon as I saw the suit I had to draw the pookie 🥺🌟

[riritzuu]

winter time ❄️

[hansoeii]

*holds them gently and pretends nothing bad ever happened*

[waterthatsmoe]

Lab mishaps with heartshackle trio

[Read R -> L]

[one-cherry]

Ok but I couldn’t wait a whole nother season for him 💀