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musicprincess1990 · 2 years ago

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Coworker: Aren't you jealous of my new iPhone and Apple watch?

Me:

I know I have a few followers who use Apple products. Please do not try and sell me on them. I've used them many times, and that is why I hate them.

#doctor who #doctor who humor #apples are rubbish #not the fruit #i like the fruit #just not apple products #absolute garbage

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nando161mando · 6 months ago

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oflights · 1 year ago

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the main problem with this time of year is the irresistible urge to get fully into bed at like 5:34 pm and outside is like yesss, yesss do it, it's what you deserve yesss. like is it depression or is it just november

#it's november obvs #december is not like this!!#today after work i shut the macbook i got into bed and i played that fruit tetris game #while listening to something called 'lofi roman empire'#for 1.5 hours #zero wrinkles in the brain after that completely smooth #and then somehow i cooked dinner

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badolmen · 11 months ago

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

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the-purvashadha · 10 months ago

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"Would you peel an orange for me?"

I would peel a pomegranate for you.

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zegalba · 8 months ago

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Fruit-Shaped Bus Stops (1990) Location: Nagasaki, Japan

#bus stop #cute #cutecore #fruit #japan #nagasaki #design #1990

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bruciemilf · 2 months ago

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Anyway, thinking about how Bruce’s mom tendencies bleed over around the League.

He pulls out a Barbie pink scrunchie from his endless utility belt.

Oliver is very sure he’s seen it in Spoiler’s blonde mane before. He wordlessly secures Diana’s hair in a ponytail before she jumps into battle.

Barry skins his knee while running, which, considering, is pretty severe. Definitely not the kind of wound you can treat with Gray Ghost bandages.

“I’m NEVER taking this off.”

“Okay, gross?”

“Shut up, Hal, you don’t even wash your suit, you just make a new one every time!”

“I’m allergic to laundry detergent, everybody knows that, BARRY.”

Bruce does not tolerate their fighting for more than 15 minutes at a time. “I will count to 3.”

Hal is quite literally flabbergasted when, after a particularly rough mission, Batman walks over to him and gently places a plate of fruits before him.

“Hal,” in that rain soft voice. “Fruit.”

“…Thanks?”

He just walks off. Like it’s nothing.

“…Did he just do something nice for me? Everybody saw that, right? You’re all witnesses. “

Everyone’s equal parts shocked and equal parts losing their shit. Clark’s eyes are just slightly red.

“I need to take a nap.”

#THEY’RE HIS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!#HE CARES ABT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!#so many questions. where did Bruce get the fruit. did he bring it prior to this? how did he know Hal likes kiwis? and how did he know #he can only eat them star shaped?#bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #batdad #mom friend bruce wayne #diana prince #hal jordan #barry allen #clark kent #the justice league #justice league

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madamserpentessa · 1 year ago

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“The fruit was never an apple”

Max Svabinsky, (1873-1962)

“In Paradise” circa 1918

#fantasy #traditional art #forbidden fruit #dark art #biblical art #adam and eve #lineart

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imaginarylands4000 · 6 months ago

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Berries.

#food #fruit #plants

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spectra-bear · 2 months ago

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Sometimes something simple could be really special, after all.

#worked on this for like 3-4 days or so #based on fic simply special by impish_nature #song: jesus tap dancing christ - fruit bats #gravity falls #animation #stan pines #ford pines #stan o war #azzy art

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heritageposts · 10 months ago

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🇵🇸 From BDS - What to Boycott:

Fruits, vegetables and wines from Israel are often wrongly labelled as “Produce in Israel” when they come from stolen Palestinian land. Boycott all produce from Israel in your supermarket and demand they are removed from shelves.

thank you @leandra-winchester for making the graphic above! if any of you are active on other social platforms, you have her permission to use the image however you want (no credit required)

keep in mind, though, that this isn't a complete list: you should still check the origin labels on other types of fruit and veggies, and see if any local orgs have produced a more complete breakdown of israeli produce that's specific to your country

#palestine #israeli #gaza #boycott israel #bds #boycott divest sanction #trying to bring some more awareness to the fruit/veggies part of BDS #since it's the boycott target we're most likely to interact with in our day-to-day lives

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me-beef · 7 months ago

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