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archive-of-ire · 18 hours ago
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Pt 1: posteavicarius-posteavicarimor :End pt
Pt 2: Posteavicarius / posteavicarimor; (A personal system made role) A posteavicarimor is a headmate who's role is to replace someone whether on the outside nor inside.
they're meant to embody or represent the pain and lingering need that has not been met, furthermore they are meant to be the replacement to it as they then take it that task or role for the other person.
But along with that they embody the festering feelings that were there in that point, leading them to act maliciously and and agressively towards there person(or people) who cause such needs to go unmet. they may(or most likely will) purposefully antagonize and bait the people and those who stand in the way of their tasks. whether actually done or perceived.
they may be extremely unwelcome to change even if the issue has been resolved., even if there's a chance for change in the future. (this may be counted both as a role or a descriptor)
role names meaning; postea ; "afterwards", "after these or those (things), afterward" | Vicarius ; "substitute or deputy" It is the root of the English word 'vicar' :End pt
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Hello, this is just a term I thought I'd post here that was made for me, I'll/we'll be hopefully making similar ones but this is just very self indulgent. A term for what I was needed/formed from was not made, and I felt in the mood to make it! So you know this account is not for terms, but we may sometimes post terms that are self indulgent because of the obvious! :] - Polaris
𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐮𝐬 / 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐫; (𝑨 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍 𝒔𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒎 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒆) 𝑨 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒐𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐'𝒔 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒓 𝒊𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆.
𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚'𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒎𝒆𝒕, 𝒇𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆�� 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒌 𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏.
𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒑𝒐𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆, 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒄𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏(𝒐𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆) 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒔𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒖𝒏𝒎𝒆𝒕. 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒚(𝒐𝒓 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍) 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒇𝒖𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒃𝒂𝒊𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒉𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒌𝒔. 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒅.
𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒆 𝒆𝒙𝒕𝒓𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒖𝒏𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒔𝒔𝒖𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒐𝒍𝒗𝒆𝒅., 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏 𝒊𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆. (𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒚 𝒃𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒐𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒔 𝒂 𝒓𝒐𝒍𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒕𝒐𝒓)
𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠; 𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒂 ; "𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒔", "𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆 (𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔), 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒅" | 𝑽𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒖𝒔 ; "𝒔𝒖𝒃𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒖𝒕𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒅𝒆𝒑𝒖𝒕𝒚" 𝑰𝒕 𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒅 '𝒗𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒓'
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[ID ; none yet sorry! ] [Tagging just to be safe and to hopefully let others who are in the same boat see this, also don't feel in a rush to reblog, we know ya'll busy] @pluralterms , @system-term-archive , @pluralitywords , and @radiomogai
Am I doing this right? idk, Idk if I care either, that's just me though - Polaris
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taxidermycanine · 2 months ago
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HEY
WAIT
STOP SCROLLING !!!!
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shlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorp Drink water today shlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorpshlorp
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sillyfroggremlin · 1 year ago
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watching/rewatching a show when you already have an established favorite character is great because every time they come on screen it's like
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aropride · 1 year ago
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just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too
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being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style #text
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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard
🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt
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get their ass
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@aropride You are so cool i love you
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🏳️‍🌈 sillylittleguy99 Follow
tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus
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god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs
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hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me
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of COURSE
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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style
🌃 aropride answered: yass omg #ask
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werefangz · 7 months ago
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“kill them with kindness” WRONG. TEETH AND CLAWS 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺
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electricpurrs · 1 year ago
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i thought the "AND THE CROWD GOES HOME" style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️
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permit-it · 1 year ago
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. To the barricades! 🪑🪑🪜⚰️🪑💥🚪⚰️🪑🪜⚰️🚪🪑⚰️💥⚰️🪑⚰️🪑🪜🪑💥⚰️🪜🪑⚰️🪑🚪🪑⚰️🪑💥⚰️🚪🪑⚰️🪑🪑⚰️💥🪑⚰️⚰️🪑🪜⚰️🪑💥🚪🪑⚰️🪑⚰️🪜💥🚪🪑⚰️⚰️🪑💥🪜⚰️🪑🪑⚰️🪜
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jackson-imbecille · 8 months ago
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Man, it always sucks when I’m listening to a fic and the screen reader goes “doubleyou ach ay tee eye ess why oh you are eff ay vee oh are eye tee ee see oh ell oh are doubleyou ach ee are ee dee-”
And I pause it like what the fuck, then find my phone to look at the screen and I see “whatisyourfavoritecolorwhered-”
Like, bro, please, why would you do this?
Or when it starts going “EXEXEXEXEXEXEEEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEXEX!!” Because somebody didn’t use the code for a line break. At least just make it one dash, please.
Like, it’s your fic and you’re writing it for free and that’s cool, so if you see this and you’re like, “mmmm, nah, still gonna do it my way” then that’s chill.
Just know that it’s really difficult for people with screen readers to read some of these fics. Me personally, when I find a fic that does this, I don’t give it a chance no matter how good it is.
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cryptydwhimsy · 1 month ago
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I love being a werewolf‼️
I love the feeling of the wind against my fur‼️
I love how the world looks so blue during a full moon‼️
I love tearing things apart with my teeth and claws‼️
I love howling‼️
I love growling‼️
I love how my pawpads squish when i touch things‼️
I love hearing my claws tap the ground when I walk‼️
I love my tail‼️
I ‼️ LOVE ‼️ BEING ‼️ A ‼️ WEREWOLF ‼️‼️‼️
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chaosdoesnotdefineme · 21 days ago
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kill them with kindness?? wrong!!
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pastadoughie · 4 months ago
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can i get a biunfbuohfnskdbfsldfnkshdfkjasdjfjkasf;.FNLAHGLA SKDBFLSADFASLDNBKHABKBJVJjhjhvjbkfvlsdfbksdblfaslkmf;2ouyy cat please
thank you :3
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wulfbones · 2 months ago
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this is who ur asking to do college algebra homework btw :0{
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wyrmoftheweb · 4 months ago
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growing up on the internet the tf2 guys have always been like cousins who live in another state to me. they're always around but i know next to nothing about them.0* that said i still feel pissed on their behalf when i see them get twinkified. he would Not have a waist like that
0 so i think i will learn more about them. time to have a tf2 learning hour
*i am trying out a new thing in this post where I use a portal to connect multiple branching paths that a sentence in my brain took.
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necromcom · 1 year ago
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one of those tshirts yknow but it says john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&john&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&william&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&thomas&james&james&james&james&james&james&james&james&james&james&robert&robert&robert&robert&robert&robert&robert&robert&george&george&george&george&george&george&charles&charles&charles&charles&charles&henry&henry&henry&henry&henry&alexander&alexander&alexander&alexander&david&david&david&edward&edward&edward&francis&francis&francis&samuel&samuel&samuel&daniel&daniel&edwin&edwin&harry&harry&joseph&joseph&richard&richard&stephen&solomon&reuben&philip&magnus&luke&josephus&graham&gillies&frederick&edmund&abraham&cornelius
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aropride · 16 days ago
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what if i dont have ocd and ive actually beennfjvfndnb. nmnnngbfgm,bkdfbfg.,mbdg,fgfbnm,,gbfngnf,nbbbnbmbmnb. sorry walked into an electric fence
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fatcowboys · 1 year ago
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😏😎 SORRY ABOUT THAT. 😳😬 I JUST RIPPED ASS 💨🤯 MY FARTS SMELL AWESOME. 🌬⚘️🪻 CAUSE WE FUCKIN RULE ‼️💯 AND WE KICK ASS. 🤜💥 MY NAMES BARRY SYX 6️⃣😎 AND IM FROM THE BARRY BATTALION. 🫡🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️🏋‍♂️ ALRIGHT? ⁉️✅️ ONLY THING THAT COULD TAKE US OUT? 🔫😱💀😭 WAS A TRIP 🚀TO THE ZOO. 🐅🐆🦬🦍😔 BEFORE THAT 📆🕰 WE FUCKING KICKED ASS 🦶💥 AND GUESS WHAT? 🤔⁉️ WE DIDN'T TAKE NAMES 📝 BECAUSE WE DIDNT ASK EM. ❌️🗣 HAVE YOU GOT ANY CONTRACTS 📝💼 ON THE EXPENSIVE 🤑💲💸💰SIDE? WE'RE HAPPY 😁😎 TO TAKE EM OFF YOUR HANDS 🤝
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