#NOT FUCKING REAL
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#he's so HOT#WHAT AM I DOING WRONG#PLEASE#HES SO FINE#mitsuya takashi#hanma shuji#THIS MITSUYA EDIT HAS ME ON MY KNEEEEESSS#IM SOBBING#BCS Y#IS HE#NOT FUCKING REAL#[𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐠𝐬]
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type the alphabet and use the first tag that comes up for each letter plz
#anita bryant#bad date#creature#dayum#touch grass etc#fav#good show#house on haunted hill#this is so good#a journey#then they would kiss#lmfaoo#mediocre#oh no oh no#just one more thing#the last part#draw and quarter my ass#not fucking real#storyboard#this is just to say#tag urself#watches a video essay on this#why can't this be me#x dolly#cuz yall know#thats such a zack line
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since facebook nixed fact checking some really cool things are being shared and I am totally here for it
#facebook#elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#lmao#lol#true real verified news#meme#memes#lmfao#funny#relatable meme#relatable memes#relatable#dank memes#memedaddy#funny meme#tumblr memes
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
#real#i hate yall#america#maga#maga morons#maga 2024#fuck maga#fuck trump#trump2024#trump 2024#donald trump#kamala harris#vote harris#harris walz 2024#harris for president#us politics#politics
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take responsibility
#my art#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#this game got me real good. what a bleak fucking story but it will stay with me for a long time
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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal
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Okay I know I posted the first one already but it's a collection now. Anyway don't you ever get so tired of this
#how do I tag this. um.#gravity falls#LMAO?#yes this is why I was looking for that picture#i want a real butch#i want a real bear#fuck I'll say it I want an ACTUAL FEMME
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i really do love those military jackets with embroidery that resembles a gilded ribcage they serve sooooooo much thanatological cunt it's unreal. the memento mori of it all. the bastardised martyrdom. the self-fulfilling prophecy of dressing yourself in silver and gold evoking the final, fragile shield between the most vital, vulnerable parts of you and annihilation, just to go to a place where the objective is to hack it to pieces as cruelly and efficiently as possible until you resemble nothing more than ground meat trodden into the dust you came from. fuck the military for real and forever but they went harder with horrifically ironic self-deceiving propaganda than anyone ever has or will. give it up for the old lie everyone!




#🐉#in case its unclear i fucking hateeee the military but good god do the aesthetics of war slap unbelievably#something something real evil is banal and dreadful while fantasy evil is exciting and alluring
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how it feels to be in your twenties
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decided to subject you all to my mind. and my mind has a lot of feelings about adrien and plagg in real-cat!plagg au.
plagg adopted adrien, not the other way around
(sequel to this post)
#ml#miraculous ladybug#miraculous#adrien agreste#plagg#my art#the real-cat-plagg version of adrien trying to give up his miraculous on an emotional whim all the time if thats not clear#also whatever the fuck plagg was doing with chloe's bracelet in rogercop. ''i like shiny things....''
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OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:
You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)
BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION
And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.
#I’m so mad everyone I’m sorry I’m going to make sure EVERYONE sees the proper version of mcc this year or die trying#literally this song is so important to the narrative and the film is so fucking hollow without it#if you grew up with disney’s bullshit version and thought it was good WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS SHIT#please. please watch the REAL version of this film. it means a lot to me ok#the muppet christmas carol#for the love of god please people
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If yes, tell me what it is in the tags!
#and I mean like in a real way#like you can’t help it u just start fucking crying#tumblr polls#music poll#my polls#reblog for a bigger sample size#yes no polls
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I was just browsing around here at random and I think the current generation of social media users need to re-learn a certain truth:
the Secret Service will investigate all perceived threats to the president or top government officials, even if they are clearly unserious.
Now, they aren't going to arrest you for joking about it. They are going to show up at your house with printouts of your tumblr and other social media and ask you some very pointed questions and it's going to be extremely uncomfortable. They want you to know that they know what you said, and that if you were planning to do more than talk, you should stop that, because now they have their eye on you.
And yeah, in the back of their minds they're thinking "what if this seemingly harmless poster actually turns out to have a gun and a plan, and we dismiss them because we think they couldn't possibly be serious?" But mainly the first thing.
Let me make one thing clear: I am expressing neither approval or disapproval of this practice. I am stating the fact that they've done this for decades -- it's not a particular feature of the new administration. And given that their one and only job is keeping some very unpopular people alive, it makes sense that they're being damn sure no one slips through the cracks. Because it only takes one.
Oh, and just for the record, if you use common censorship techniques to talk about "unaliving" or "k*lling" someone you shouldn't, they can still find you. Some of these people have been on the social media beat for years by now, you know they speak fluent TikTok.
Be safe out there, okay? Don't get put on a list for a dumb joke.
#by and large you can say all kinds of hyperbolic violent shit about random people and not draw LEO attention#it won't be regarded as a 'true threat'#(fuck you mullenweg)#but y'all i'm serious they are SUPER sensitive about the president#because among all the people joking and venting are also plenty of people mad enough to make a real plan#we don't hear about most of them because they're stopped before it gets that far#but like. imagine the obama years.
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here's list of Palestinians who have reached out to me, please donate if you can
posted august 23rd 2024
@ahmed-mohammed1 vetted here €4,935/€30,000
@hadeelmekki vetted here €15,295/€35,000
@mohiy-gaza vetted here $17,546/$31,000
@yazanfamilly vetted here €10,695/€50,000
@olagaza vetted here (line 205) $29,723/$50,000
@ahmedalnabeeh11 vetted here €23,008/€30,000
@save-mohamed-family vetted here (line 192) $9,946/$50,000
@wafaaresh6 vetted here €28,300/€100,000
@atalah-mohammed vetted here €12,735/€82,000
@abdullahgaza vetted here (line 81) €81,851/€120,000
@save-ahmed-family1 €1,023/€20,000
@asmaayyad vetted here €11,646/€45,000
@bisanalbalawi18 vetted here €37,551/€50,000
@ezzaldeens-blog €297/€20,000
@yousefjehad3 vetted here (line 255) $3,487/$15,000
@hanaa-yousef vetted here (line 246) £11,071/£20,000
@noor-alanqar vetted here €20,427/€40,000
@mahmoud-1995 vetted here $11,709/$50,000
@sabahfamily £7,570/£50,000
@fatma--gaza vetted here €5,530/€20,000
@nisreensuhail vetted here €1,984/€50,000
@sameer-family vetted here $2,259/$50,000
@abdelmutei €10,718/€25,000
@safaabed8 vetted here €28,261/€90,000
@kareem-family vetted here €7,252/€20,000
@ahmedhelllis vetted here €10,473/€80,000
@asmaamajed2 vetted here $3,570/$50,000
@shimaajoj2 €3,302/€50,000
@nourfamily1989 vetted here $14,240/$90,000
#this took me a few days to go through just because my inbox is. fucking horrible right now#not all of them have been officially vetted but im gonna be so real id rather a scammer get a few dollars than know someone is suffering#because they havent been able to be vetted#free palestine
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happy pride. or whatever
#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#pride#lgbtq#gay#jeff the killer#eyeless jack#ben drowned#slenderman#ticci toby#the puppeteer#laughing jack#laughing jill#the rake#seed eater#sonic.exe#sally williams#homicidal liu#im so tired#this is entirely /j please dont take this seriously#some of these are real headcanons but im not saying which good fucking luck#my art#doodleboot
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