#NOT DANG BREAD

[runefactorynonsense]

Melotober - Day 3 - Potion

The ingredients matter, or it won't heal at all. But the magic and intent of the crafter can make them better. (aka I wish you could take lessons from villagers in later games in place of the dang skill bread)

[lilybug-02]

Dewi has made a new bug friend! What will he do next?! Who knows!

Bug Fact: Surprisingly, scorpions can actually break glass if they put enough force behind their strikes.

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[lowpolybread]

“He's going to go to school. And he's gonna learn things that you can't teach him there. And it's gonna be hard for the both of you. It's gonna be torture for the both of you. But he will be stronger for it on the other side.”

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1x02, 1x07

[canisalbus]

I find little Machete being happy over bread baking to be so endearing, especially because I can imagine a world in which helping with baking was one of the few childhood joys he had (due to the lack of art of him happy as a pup), and then remembering the art you did months back of modern Machete making a souffle, I can see reincarnated Machete being drawn towards baking in his free time due to those residual feelings from his past life.

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[noirandchocolate]

All the (few but great) special character selection screen dialogue exchanges for Kohga and Sooga!

Kohga & Urbosa Kohga & Riju Kohga & Great Fairy Tera Kohga & Terrako Sooga & Impa Kohga & Sooga

[age-of-moonknight]

Variant cover for Phases of the Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2024), #1 by Derrick Chew.

[kedreeva]

Cannot wait to cut into this one, it looks and sounds amazing.

[skyloftian-nutcase]

The Great Bakeoff (pt 1)

I'm waiting for my dough to rise so let's have some fun and see how several of the blorbos handle making bread :D

Healthcare AU

Malon smiled, hands on her hips as she surveyed all the ingredients and cookware in front of her. She had organized her tools on her counter like a scrub tech would lay out tools for a surgery, which she had noted halfway through with a touch of amusement, but it was routine to her, so she let it carry over into her kitchen.

Today was the day she and Time finally had more than one day off together, and she was choosing to celebrate. Being domestic and making some bread seemed appropriate, and she'd gone to the bakery with Four enough times to want that amazing smell of freshly baked bread wafting through her own home.

Time to get to work. Reading the cookbook, she yelped when she felt hands slide around her waist.

"Oh, you!" she harrumphed, bopping her husband on the face with a roll of paper towels. "I'm trying to bake!"

"I see that," Time noted. "Need some help?"

"The last time you tried to help you set the bread on fire."

"That was only one time, dear."

Malon shooed him. "Go outside and spend some time with the horses like you've been wanting to. I'll meet you out there."

Time smiled and obliged, though not before stealing her dish rag and making her chase him and pay a toll of a kiss for its safe return. Eventually she set to work, focusing and enjoying the task at hand. As she combined flour, yeast, sugar, and salt, she couldn't help but wonder how all of this would make a good loaf.

Well, it doesn't have to be perfect, she supposed. Just edible. I can do edible. I'm a mighty fine cook, after all... or at least I used to be before my nursing career destroyed my free time.

But she'd never baked, and she knew how precise of an art that was.

Malon poured the hot water into the mixture, hesitantly stirring it with a spoon before getting her hands dirty. The first mistake was that she definitely should have put flour on her hands to avoid the dough sticking to her, but it seemed to form together well enough under her hands.

Smiling at her work, Malon covered the dough and set a timer on her phone before washing her hands and strolling out to see Link riding Epona around the field.

Ordon Fam

Uli stress baked and she would be the first one to admit it.

Most of her cooking was meals - hearty stews, egg and milk based recipes, vegetables and the occasional fruit or meat that Rusl would bring. But when her worries clenched her heart and made it to her hands, she would end up buying ingredients off Sera and setting to work.

Today she had to distract Colin while her husband and Link were away in Kakariko, an all-too-quiet rainy morning after such a horrific night. Link had been so dreadfully injured, and Rusl--

Uli bit her cheek, blinking tears away. Colin giggled from her bedroom where he was babysitting Hana.

She let her hands do the work automatically, easing her mind and heart, settling into a familiar, comforting routine. The dough was smooth and bouncy under her hands, a satisfying texture that distracted her enough. She could get her worries out through liberally kneading it, hands and mind so in sync that she hadn't even noticed she'd been abusing the dough for so long the shadows in the house had shifted positions.

Shaking her head, she covered the loaf to let the dough rise, making her way to her children.

The Wildlings

Tilieth stared bemusedly at the ingredients. Her finger bounced from item to item, listing it out loud in an attempt to ensure she had everything. After repeating the word salt four times and staring into the void, she discovered why her brain was short circuiting.

"I forgot flour!" she groaned.

Wait! No, she hadn't forgotten flour, that was literally the most basic ingredient to making bread. She had it somewhere.

One search later, Tilieth had discovered that not only did she have flour, but also shriveled Hylian tomatoes that probably would have benefitted from being eaten a week ago.

Okay. Now she had what she needed.

Excited, she began to mix ingredients, having never made bread before. She wanted to see if she would be any good at baking different kinds of loaves, hoping to try new food and perhaps even share it with her parents and Abel. Her newlywed husband was actually sleeping in for the first time since they'd been married, and she was going to take advantage of it by surprising him.

Rummaging through their kitchen, she paused as she found that she wasn't entirely sure where the measuring cup was. She was certain she had put it in this one cabinet, but...

Ah, wait, her mother had moved it when Til had gotten overwhelmed organizing the new home.

With a triumphant, quiet ha! Tilieth pulled the item in question out and held it up to inspect it happily. She finally had everything she needed.

It wasn't until she was halfway through kneading that she remembered she didn't have a bread knife to cut the loaf that she was halfway through making.

The Princess

Zelda took a steadying breath as she stared at the bowl. Link had been cooking with her and teaching her basic recipes for a while now, and she finally wanted to try something for herself. Her friend and loyal companion was out of town, having gone to Zora's Domain to visit, leaving Zelda to sort out organizing her new home.

This was the first meal she'd ever made alone.

For a moment, she felt heartache at the thought of it. But it only lasted a moment, and instead, she felt eager, excited anticipation bubbling in her chest. No, she no longer was fed by royal chefs, no longer provided provisions by any settlement or outpost they visited. But she was building a new life for herself, and she finally felt like she was regaining her footing in a world that had seemed so empty and foreign a few months ago.

This was more than just baking bread. This was the start of a new chapter, this was her proving to herself that she could do this.

And so she set to work, having researched the recipe meticulously, eager to get every aspect of it right, ready to show herself that she was capable, that nothing was wrong with her, and that if she could piece herself back together, then she could rebuild Hyrule just as well.

[autumnhobbit]

mad cause i can’t find my bread book 😠

[pleasedontcareaboutme]

The urge to spend a 100$ on merch before getting my paycheck is so strong. I might not survive soldiers

[indecisive-dizzy]

Thinking about Julie and Daisey, I need them to be friends

Julie would totally drag Daisey to play her made up games, Daisey has genuinely lost their head multiple times trying to play

They do each other’s hair, Daisey loves playing with and braiding Julie’s long hair

Cuddles are real, they hug almost every time they see each other. Daisey loves Julie’s hugs

Girlfriends maybe?? /hj

Julie makes flower crowns with the flowers in Daisey’s garden, with permission of course. Daisey keeps every single one

Daisey helps with her jokes, they buy her joke books

Julie totally asks if Daisey has horns (since she knows Flora has horns)

Daisey is confused and just says no

Daisey gets along with Julie’s siblings, they like Bea the most. Frannie tends to be mean but Daisye can handle it lmao

I know next to nothing about Jonesy but I love him and Daisey likes messing with his hair

That’s all my ideas I don’t think about them often but I love them

EEEEEE FRIENDSHIP <333

Julie's games get intense I'm not surprised Dasiey loses her head! I'm sure Frank has to on occasion lol

Doing 👏 Each others 👏 Hair 👏 the ultimate platonic love language for Julie, she loves letting people play with her hair

Cuddles, Hugs, akfjajdjjad YES absolutely Julie is spinning Dasiey around in a hug every day without fail, girl has so much energy (and strength)

Flower crowns sniff,, I love flower crowns,,

ajfjajdb Julie loves the joke book, she probably decorates it with stickers <3

JOYFUL SIBLINGS MENTIONED <33

Bea is definitely the calmest of the four I imagine,, Look at her and tell me that's not a Peacekeeping Older Sister

Franny has an attitude! But she genuinely cares for her family, you just gotta learn to understand when she's roasting you with love

Jonesy is a mystery! and I bet he's so confused by that lol. He's not trying to be mysterious, he's a just quiet, chill dude. But he will roast Franny right back. And play all of Julie's games (except chess). And enjoys hanging out with Bea while they do their own thing, parallel play my beloved.

Oh and He totally doesn't mind when Daisey messes with his hair, Julie and Franny do it all the time so he's not bothered!

[lilybug-02]

me vibing to the absolute, most broad spectrum of music humanity can conjure

[blazeoflife]

((I know this might sound silly...

...and I know my Junpei is bisexual...but goodness gracious I am DYING for Junpei to explore that side of liking guys.

Like, back when I first started on here, there were two RPers who did Akihiko/Junpei so damn well. And one of those people were my maid-of-honor at my wedding! So, I might have a special spot for Aki/Juni. And god...there is so much fanart of them (sfw and n.s.f.w)!

...but, in the deepest, darkest part of my soul, that is buried miles and miles away from sunlight...

I wanna try Junpei/Shinjiro and Junpei/Minato (Makoto/Sakuya/etc). But the problem is is that Shinjiro barely talks to Junpei and Minato is more oriented towards straight. Which is fine. I don't have a problem with that. I think I just want to try mlm stuff with him. I mean, I do have experience writing mlm stuff back in my teens. lol

Anyways, I am just rambling cause I am exhausted and tired and going straight to bed.))

[jompsjnngurdsn]

I don't know what it's like where you live, but around here a decent loaf of bread that doesn't taste like it's partially made of balsa wood is, like, five dollars (?!). So I decided to make bread for my PBJ-crazed toddler (and, presumably, the rest of my family). This recipe was super straightforward and doesn't use any specialty flowers or the like:

If you are also flummoxed by the price of bread, it might be useful.

[tvrningout]

i remember the first time i tried to write canon characters and got so nervous and anxious that i killed my own muse, but look at us!! who would’ve thought!! not me!!

[8unn13s]

foods tiny me likes board!

the lavash and sandwich ingredients are for pinwheels! lavash is my favorite flatbread for wraps :3