#NOO RIZZ!!!

[real-odark]

ocean, immune to brainrot, is grinding her teeth

[steph-schuyler]

*dramatically dances to "in the heights"*

[captainreecejames]

So Long, London || My Ex is a Footballer MV1

[masterlist][my ex series masterlist][written version]

summary sometimes your childhood sweatheart doens't work out, and that leads you to your true love.

pairings ex!ben chilwell x reader, max verstappen x reader faceclaim danielle campbell

warnings cursing, j*s mentioned, some hate

notes I love this so much I hope you guys like it too. Also this is now going to get a written version because I need to write the angst of ben x reader and how we got to max x reader

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ynusername thank you to redbullracing for having me in the garage! always love visiting the paddock

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redbullracing we loved having you for the weekend! stop by soon

username1 what did you get maxplained about? ↳ ynusername huh? ↳ username1 it's when max traps people into conversations cause he can't stop explaining stuff to them ↳ ynusername ooohh lol I just asked him about sim racing ↳ username1 NOO girl got roped into simracing

username2 Ben in the likes 😭😭😭

username3 benjamin come get your girl!! She's being rizzed up by a vroom vroom man

redbullracing send us those pictures you took of max on the podium 🙏 ↳ ynusername I gotchu!

maxverstappen1 loved having you! ↳ schecoperez yes yn! Visit again soon 👍 ↳ ynusername if you two insist ☺️

scuderiaferrari stop by our garage again, we have the good gelato ↳ ynusername don't threaten me with a good time

username4 yn tifosi real? ↳ ynusername well I can't argue with the goat Sebastian vettel so 🤷‍♀️ ↳ redbullracing yeah but we had him first

mercedesamgf1 yn we have another goat if you want to hang out with us ↳ username5 yn really has f1 admins fighting over her in the comment section

chelseafc don't forget your first love yn ↳ leicestercity she won't. we love and miss you yn 💙 ↳ username5 no now she has football team admins here 😭

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max emilian charles, is alex going to the jeddah gp?

charles perceval dude, he's driving

max emilian you know that's not what i meant

charles perceval ooooohhh yes, she's going

max emilian cool can we introduce her to yn

charles perceval is yn making her debut as a wag

max emilian you know i hate that word

charles perceval oop yeah, we can introduce them

max emilian thanks

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ynusername not how I expected our relationship to be revealed but okay here goes nothing, everyone meet my boyfriend max

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username6 charles is not beating the lestappen allegations, why did he like this so fast? ↳ username3 especially on post just of max

username7 why yn making max kinda...? ↳ username8 i was not a max girlie but now I see it

username9 how am I f1 girlie now?? yn you've bewitched me ↳ username10 the vampire diaries to f1 pipeline ↳ username9 don't forget the pit stop at chelsea fc

username11 yn is making me a fan of sports by dating these men, stop that

redbullracing new max verstappen fan account?? ❤️ by ynusername

scuderiaferrari I guess we won't get you in the garage anytime soon? ↳ ynusername can I still get some good gelato? ↳ scuderiaferrari we guess ↳ ynusername ❤️

maxverstappen1 schatje 😒 ↳ ynusername love you babe 💙❤️

username12 yn... you were supposed to get him away from the skinny jeans, not wear them as well ↳ ynusername oops! 😅

username14 clocking in to start my shift as yn's biggest defender

username13 moving on real fast ↳ username14 I know you're not saying that 18 months is fast

username15 homie hopper ↳ username14 bitch? max and ben aren't friends, they barely even know each other

carlossainzjr no mention for the race winner? ↳ landonorris or me? ↳ ynusername i mean, congrats? 😅

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ynusername congrats charles on the Monaco win, but we come back in Canada 💪🏼

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maxverstappen1 why those pictures? ↳ ynusername cause you're my cutie pie

charles_leclerc thank you yn! see you in montreal

username21 yn feeding us max girls with the boyfriend content

masonmount missed you yn! save me a ticket at silverstone ↳ ynusername ill see what i can swing mase 😂

username22 did you see what ben said about you? ↳ username23 girl she literally talked to him, of course she knows what he said

username26 not ben and max fighting over our girl yn ↳ username14 they're not fighting, max already won

username30 cause of death? that last slide

benchilwell tough race for red bull, but good to see you yn! ↳ ynusername thanks ben ↳ username26 she used to call him benny or chilly or b, never ben 😭😭 ↳ username14 tough shit, she's with max now

username27 the difference between her comment to mason and to ben, bring our family back together please

username28 congratulates charles on the win but not carlos in australia, she really is part of the lecfosi ↳ ynusername I've versed myself in the fan terms since mexico, sorry to disappoint but I'm just happy for the hometown hero ↳ charles_leclerc I'm not sneaking you anymore gelato ↳ ynusername booooo 👎🏻👎🏻

[fxllfaiiry]

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨ 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲, 𝐣𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐲 ୧⋆ ˚｡⋆

pairing: charles leclerc x fem!reader

summary: the internet ships you with everyone expect your boyfriend. driver!reader

warnings: swearing. this is one is a little bit long 🫣

notes: requested ─ yes. don't think I'll be posting much this week as I'm pretty busy, but will definitely try to <33

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y/n.jpg we <3 cats in this house

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maxverstappen1 yes we do!!

usercloud finally some max and y/n content 😌

spookyszn I ship them, okay??

cottonsainz cat parents <33

verstappen_l/n I really hope they are together 😭

y/n.jpg added to their story !

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yourusername 📷🌱🍓

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user222 WHO IS THAT??

ynsmybeloved maybe it's esteban, he liked??

sainzchilli is that charles?

rain4life_ no, they aren't even friends lol

usergasly but it could be tho?? they used to be pretty close

onlyhereforher that's gasley for sure ✨

user88 who stole my wife's heart???

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charles_leclerc mine and only mine 💞

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yourusername jealous much 🙄

charles_leclerc yes :((

yourusername noo, baby I was only joking, I'm only yours, I promise

loverofmany wtf is happening rn?? 😭

comaicsainz so we all feel stupid right 🤡

landonorris stop being horny and jealous, jeez.

charles_leclerc um... no

carrots_mick charles woke up and chose violence 🥰

pierregasly I have seen too much 😭

yourusername maybe knock first then 👍

musicalhigh_ pierre has seen things ✨

thea178 *sips tea*

leclerc_sainz brb, gonna go take a nap on the highway 😘

catscars_ so they've been together for three years 😶... okay, bro, okay

omgshesinsane charles decided to give everyone a heart attack <3

tokiss_incars how much did charles pay y/n to date him?

jezohjez bro got more rizz than me

charleshair. _ why and how did some random red car guy steal my wife of 4 years??

norrisricciardo I hope charles knows he caused a lot of chaos today 🫠

starjones me after seeing this: throws my phone out the window

djatsonlyatm rue, when was this?

[sanaexus]

social's as julian's girlfriend

-liked by rin.itoshi, eita.otoya and 132.8k others

yourusername: i was joking when i said i'm into big bald men

tagged: julian.loki

julian.loki: WELL EX FUCKING CUSE ME I'M NOT BIG I'M TALL AND I'M NOT BALD I JUST HAVE LESS HAIR ↳yourusername: y'all hear something or is it js me? ↳mikka.kaiser: you're excused ↳alexis.ness: past tense of eat? ↳nikkoki: girl be fr you ain't getting that d any time soon

shiidoryu: alexa play that should be me ↳yourusername: cry harder ↳itoshi_sae: ok ↳shiidoryu: NOO MY KING LOOK AWAY I'M SORRY POOKS PLS DONR LEAVE ME ↳itoshi_sae: ok ↳megubachi: sae taking inspo from my daddy bc that's how he texts ↳isaichii: didn't your dad leave you ↳megubachi: .. ↳yourusername: LFMAO 😭

user1: current roman empire is how loki is casually holding a black card ↳yourusername: more than a bf he's my sugar daddy ↳julian.loki: mam i'm 17 IM A FUCKING MINOR ↳yourusername: yall hear sum? ↳julian.loki: i fucking hate you ↳yourusername: lyt pooks

liked by barou.shoei, hiyori and 121.9k yourusername: we're so aesthetic (last image is me n him)

tagged: julian.loki

julian.loki: i'm aesthetic you're donkey or sum ↳yourusername: stfu grandpa ↳shiidoryu: real like all he does is make us practice and not even give us breaks ↳julian.loki: BOY I GIVE YALL MORE THEN ENOUGH BREAKS I GYATT TO CANCEL YOU ↳isaichii: loki is genz-ing??? ↳julian.loki: birch im 17 ↳megubachi: bro is not even legal ↳reo.miikage: bro is illegal ↳yourusername: bro does not have attachment issues and plays better football ↳chigi.who: girly ate

kuniisuke: y'all cute tgt ig ↳yourusername: no way blud became un-emo ↳kuniisuke: fuck you

itoshi.rin: can you pls givr our mentor back? ↳yourusername: BROSKI MADE A TYPI!!! ↳megubachi: CHAT CLIP THIS SHIT ↳shiidoryu: who wants to be the skibidi to my alpha ↳eita.otoya: i will jelq your mewing streak stfu ↳karasu_tabito: it's giving beta energy

julian.loki: chat i pulled a 10/10 baddie who fws hello kitty, W rizz? ↳oilver.aiku: L rizz could do better (she's psychotic) ↳yukimiya.kenyu: ong bro (hello kitty girls are scary) ↳yourusername: could you even see half of that sentence ↳yourusername: GIVING HAYER ENERGY 🤬🤬

-liked by reo.miikage, kuniisuke, 134.8k others julian.loki: I JUSF WANNA BE PAET OF SYMPHONYY 🔥🔥💯💯🗣🗣🐬🐬

tagged: yourusername

yourusername: aww ilyy ↳julian.loki: chat y'all hear sum? ↳yourusername: nvm fuck your ass ↳yourusername: 🙁🙁

mikka.kaiser: no one mentioned soccer 🙁🙁 ↳mikka.kaiser: i'm going through withdrawal symptoms ↳hiyori: you mean FOOTBALL?? ↳alexis.ness: NAHH MAN FUCK YOU ↳hiyori: thought you weren't gay ↳alexis.ness: you have a lvl 100 gyatt adn your aura maxed out ↳chigi.who: what is blud yapping ab ↳eita.otoya: come here bae im horny can i stick it in ↳kuniisuke: NAHH BACK OFF ↳nagi.seishiro: i thought pride month is over we can still be gay openly ↳reo.miikage: why tf cant you be gay openly ↳yourusername: can yall stfu and appriciate the post ↳rin.itoshi: spell appriacite right frist ↳itoshi_sae: appreciate* first*

oliver.aiku: lovers rock mentioned 🗣🗣💯💯🔥🔥 ↳yourusername: BUT WHEN YOU'RE TOO DRUNK TOO DRUNK AND THE MUSIC IS RIGHT ↳megubachi: SHE MIGHT LET YOU STAY BUT JUST FOR THE NIGHT

barou.shoei: sleeping on the floor? disgusting ↳yourusername: say that again i dare you

HI CHAT I'M BACK W THESE BANGERSSS I HOPE YALL FR ENJOYED THIS I LOVE YALL

[pomefioredove]

I’m looking for a Twst fic where it was the Dorm leaders plus Jamil not being able to compete with the first years rizz lmfao. I don’t think it was you but I wanna know if you know what I’m talking about? Skgjejgisnf I remember in Leona’s part he was showing off during his club practice and he looked away for a second and turned back and Epel was shooting his shot with you and hung upside down on his and kissed your forehead and Leona made the poor guy do laps around the field💀 there was even a part 2 where Ace was sabotaging Malleus and even told the reader he threatened him and Malleus was all like “No child of man! That stinky human is lying! >:0” it was so funny. I’m not crazy right? I’m not the only one who’s seen it?😭

noo I haven't read that one but let me know if you find it, it sounds like something I'd like 😭

[robbievenom]

Ellie Williams x Abby Anderson

Enemies to Friends to Lovers Semi-Slowburn Modern Highschool AU

tags: @spitefulfemme

k-kitten?! pookie are you ok alfa gyat kitten?!?!(!!??! what happened? shiver me timbers gyat diddly darn it u killed my kai cenat rizzler e kitten that i met on skibidi simulator! how dare u… i warned u not to awaken my alphaness… AWOWOWOOOOOOOOOO!! *turns into skibidi gacha hybrid demon king* “I WARNED YOU!!!!-!2!/!2!!!/!1!1!1!” “OH MY GYATTRRS!!” *dies by alphaness* aphmau appears… ‘gasp omg aphmau uwu” “Nya ichi ni san” said skibidi aphmau *aphmau turns into skibidi rizzler* “OMG SLIBIDI RIZZLER I BIG FAB!!!””””-@/@ “sticking out gyatt” omg! THIS HAS AWAKENEDD MY ALFA POWERS!! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🥀🥀🥀🥀 *tunrs itno alpha demon hybrid*AWOWOOOOOO!!!!’ I AM TBE SIGMA MALE AND I WIL AVENGE MY KITTEN?!!;’wnwajwwj” “OMG!” *sees volumptuous gyatt* “WILL U BE MY NEW E KITTEN?!” “yes pookie princess i will!” AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌑🌑🌑🌑 imma Sigma male from ohio!!! one two buckle my shoe gosh diddly darn!! *turns into skibidi Sigma male from ohuo* *sees bigger gyatt* runs to gyatt and eats gyatt* “yummy yummy” *eats other gyatt pookiely* Oh no! *realizes* I’ve ewten all the gyatt! this is SO not skibidi alpha e kitten Wattpad fan fiction warrior cat!.’” no… i crave gyatt… AWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 🌑🌑🌑🥀🥀🥀🥀🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺⛓️🔥🔥🔥⛓️🔥🔥⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️ MY HUNGER IS INSATIABLE!!!! *dead e kitten skibidi appears* pookie Theres only one way to stop ur hunger for gyat… become the guatt!! becomes gyatt aphmau skibidi rizzler* omg skibidi gyatt! e kitten comes back to life to eat the sk-sk-skibidi gyatt Ohio baby gronk Kai Centat Livvy Dune!!’ e kitten: eats alpha gyatt NOo says alpha gyatt ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🥀🥀🥀 SOWWY pookie but I crave gyatt *eats and becomes caseoh* real caseoh appears GRAHH I AM RHE REAL CASSEOJ GRGRRGGRRG nikocado abacodo appears hey guys today we gona. Be Doug. Caseoh eating challenge we have to eat caseoh* e kitten 🔥🔥🌑🌑🥀🥀🐺🐺⛓️⛓️: NOO NOT IF I EST U FITST!! Turns into ultimate e kitten and sees gyatt eats it becomes Sigma male from Ohio… like and subscribe for part 3!!!!🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🐺🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤫🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️ Kai cenat appears and rizzler caseoh’s baby gronk fanum tax skibidi rizz 🤑🤑🤑 then caseoh rizz up skibidi Ohio caseoh “u natcissitc! rizzing up ur volunptous e kitten Cookie aphmau skibdi gyatterly gyatt is so narcissistic! GRRRRRRRRR” *kai cenatturns into alpha demon king hybrid Libby dune baby gronk gacha edut* AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🥀🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🌑🌑🌑🌑 *gobble gibbles up caseoh s skibdi gyatterfyl rizzler Ohio gyat…* AWWOOOI I AM KAI CENATATAT andI WILL EAT ALL THE GAYS-I MEAN GYATTS 🐺🐺🐺🐺🥀🥀🥀⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🔥🔥🔥 *skibidi alpha e kitten type one Sigma alpha male from Ohio fannums her gyatt and appears in front of Kai cenat* “hai pookie kai 🤑🤑🤑🤑😜😜😜” “omg heycpookie princess wil l u be my alpha sigma e kitten??” “yes pookie” yay *eats gyatt* “lmao xd sigma i was actually an 80 year old man” “NOOO E KITTEN COME BACK…. G-G-G-GRAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!1!1!1!!1!11!! i warned u… U HAVE AWAKENSES MY SKIBDIDI RAINBOW DASH PRIDE COdED ALPHA SIGMA TYPE ONE WOLF PACK!!!!!’bnkqlqllq AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🔥🔥🔥🥀🔥🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🌑🌑🌑💀💀💀🌑 old man/e kitten: NO IM SORRY *kai cwnat fannums towards e kitten* NOOO PLS DONT EAT MY GYA-NOOOO!!11!1!1!” *kai cenat eats gyatt* HAHAHAH I ATE RHE GYATT!!1!1?!1!!111 OMG IS THAT A GYATT ( *it’s the earth* ) OAKSMMDMSMS IMA EAT THAT BIG VOLINPUTOUS GUATTERFYL ONE OF A KIND BLUE AND GRENN GAY MY LITTLE PONY E KITTEN SIGMA GYATT!* *caseoh appears* NOT IF I EAT IT FIRST AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🌑🌑🌑🌑🌑⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🐺🐺🐺☝️☝️

[phantomram-b00]

So I think about those evidence photos we saw back in season one, and wondered, if that was from Furfur? (Stupid question I know but bare with me)

Like I can imagine Furfur finally caught a break and want to see earth to see what was the rave about, then look and see Crowley walking to somewhere, Furfur was following to say hi or “fuck you you lucky bastard” until he saw Aziraphale there and once he saw them smiling at each other and talking. Furfur internal thoughts must’ve been like ‘no way— they’re—- noo I’m sure Crowley have something diabolical to do with this angel, let me take a picture of this to show to them’ and snap the pictures and runaway. And was going to show but then thought ‘wait a moment, we may not know how to spell….but we aren’t stupid neither I need more proof.’

Then next time period comes around, and he got another break to go back to earth, see Crowley again, and once again was probably going to say hi until he see aziraphale walking into him and they again smile at each other and talk. (Well aziraphale talk about something and Crowley listens with a smile), and Furfur raised an eyebrow and question now ‘huhhh, okay this is interesting Crowley or Aziraphale haven’t smite or smote or whatever that word is! They haven’t kill each other yet, either they’re really good at hiding their schemes or…. No no. No way they could be traitors, n-not Crowley at least. We fought along side each other’ and take a picture again and walks away. Though his gaydar was starting to go off.

Then as the next time period rolls around and this time so aziraphale all alone, Furfur was gonna try to investigate until Crowley come at him and their face lit up once again. This time Furfur was like ‘okay— their closets are made out of glass. I seriously need to show someone this.’ Once more taking a picture and runs off.

Then when Furfur try to show this to a demon, maybe Shax, or Eric or anyone else. They either shrugged saying ‘oh we kinda knew—‘ or ‘huh, who know this was Crowley’s type’. Even Shax was like “how? How? This angel doesn’t seem to be Crowley’s type at all? How is this possible?”. Overall probably wasn’t the feedback he was expecting, not in a good way anyway, so he decided to stop taking photos as there no point.

Until, 1941. He can finally bring Crowley into deep trouble, and also Aziraphale. But given Aziraphale’s magic trick that didn’t happen at all, so Furfur was back to square one. All hope was lost.

Until 2019, when armageddon is coming to a close. He realize while feeling confident in himself, ‘why not add more chaos and sent these to the angel, maybe they’ll have a better response then my side’ so skips over and send the evidence as a biggest fuck you to Aziraphale and Crowley, and once armageddon fails and they were to be eliminated, Furfur had the biggest smile to finally see Crowley get karma after all these years especially the blitz. But of course as we saw they didn’t die, Furfur once again is left baffled and was yelling after that fiasco in his office “SON OF A BITCH I CANT WIN ANYTHING!”

Bonus is that, Furfur did show the copy of the evidence to Beelzebub as a last resort for any kind of punishment. But ze can’t say anything because *cough they rizzed the supreme archangel fucking gabriel* so had to play it nonchalant like “wellllll, we actually kinda knew and you know we did try soooo-“ with a shrug. So Furfur lost hope after that.

[robo-boy]

Pls plspslslslsl don't die... hashatg

Once upon a time there was a little boy name ethan, and ethan was a HAPPY FELLA! till one day he found.......he found..........a.......i........i....I can't even say it! It's going to kill me........*they pull out a GUN! and then they start shooting*

ohMY GOD PLANE DOWN PLANE DOWN OHMYOG

G-guys! I just...hit 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 the twin t-towers!😭😭😞😞😞😞🥺🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢🤏🤏🦉🦉🦉😈😈😈🙁🙁🤣🤣😂😂😉😎

AHHH FUCK NOO ITS GOING DOWN FUCK SOMWONE SAVE ME!

MEATY MICHEAL AND MR MEATY MICHEAL ANON HUSBAND COMES ALONG they quickly SAVE EVERYONE!

Phew! I got..saved...now where were we? ahh yes ethan please nev-

Oh myogk GOD THE NONWOKE ARE HERE HOLYSHIT AND THEY ARE PROTESTING

THE protesters say "no genders ALLOWED!!!! 🤬🤬🔥🔥👊👊👊😡😡🚫❌❌❌👎👎"

I don't see that as bad...they might be on to som-

NOW THEY ARE THROWING KIDS??? NOOOOO THINK OF THE LIVES ETHAN RUN ETHAN RUN MAKE SURE THEY DKNT FIND YOY NO AUGHHHHH IM GETTING DRAGGED

KONICHIWA FUCKKKKMKM WROG ONE NOOOO THE NON WOKE ARE DRAGGING MW FOR THAT ONW GUYS! What's UP BROTHERS SKIBIDI ALPHA TOILET RIZZ!!! 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂😂👋👋😭😭😭👽👽✊️🥹🥹🥹

List off your RECENT EMOJIS!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥺🥺😂😂😂😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😊☺️💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

EHGUH???? HGUWH????????

[ch6sos]

ummzies... made another bot ( they're so fun to make, i seriously like making them they're so fun to do lmao ) and ding ding ding. it's for another NERDY AWKWARD CHARACTER WHO HAS NO "rizz" yet literally Looks like someone would get on their knees for them if they existed irl... anywhat. this special fellow is none other than ethan landry. i remember watching scream 6 w a friend and i saw him and i was like UMM.. HE KINDA CUTE... and when he was ghostface i was sad becaus NOO... NOOO STAY AWKWAFD AND NERDY NOOOOOO... "i've always wanted to stick something in you tara" LIKE ?? okay...

anyway ur quinn's bff here and ethan is her cute younga brotha :o cuteeee... im sorry if it's too long i tend to go into depth with these.. instead of writing my paper im instead creating bots LMFAOOO anyway have fun loves xxx

[mattscoquette]

https://www.tumblr.com/mattscoquette/753228687034449920/frat-bro-chris-convincing-matt-to-go-out-and-matt

Not completely related to this but imagine Chris trying to rizz a girl on a party…they talk and laugh for bout 30 minutes and then she hits him with a“how come you’re brother isn’t here? I was looking forward to meeting him, we’ve followed each other on instagram for a while now but we’ve never really talked”“Uhhh you mean Nick?, he’s right there!”“Hahhaha noo I meant Matt, Do you think he could be interested? , I’ve been wanting to dm him but I don’t wanna be that type of girl you know”

STOPPP he would da just walk away 😭😭

[fapper]

full story of what happened in office hours 2 days ago and how i accidentally rizzed up the TA who is also my crush

*note: FAAM stands for "fine ass asian man" who is like, an acquaintance of mine idk

okay mind you this happened only 2 days ago bruh. okay buckle up cuz i cant stop thinking abt it 😭 so me and FAAM went to this review session for our midterm that was wednessday (i got a 75% btw) anddd i only went bc my crush who is also the TA was going to be teaching. soooo i came into the room and mans was sitting in the front so he didnt notice me, but later on he got to the blackboard and started yk teaching shit, and i made sure i was consistently looking at him to see if he'll look at me anddd i think he did like 3 times. not that many tbh anyways after review session we had office hours in a differrent room, so me and FAAM immediately head to office hours, and they have this annoying queueing system and there were A LOTTT of ppl in offce hrs that night, the room was full and there were only 4 TA's, and i only had my eyes on one guy HAHAHA ok so i mind u office hrs was from 6 - 8pm. i couldnt get help from him and i was waiting and waiting and waiting and me and FAAM kept talking abt him while he was in the room omfg 😭 FAAM was like 'wait so its him?' and he proceeded to point to the wrong TA and i was like, bruh FUCK no ITS NOT HIM DUMBASS like i think our behavior was hella obvious in hindsight bc we were literally talking abt him in front of himmmm bro 😭 FAAM was like 'you should go talk to him' BRO STFU YOU KNOW IM NOT! and i was likeeee 'what do u think of 'eagle' for my nickname for him?' (cuz he had a really big hairdo and it reminded me of wings ok) and FAAM was laughing and we were just kikiing like 2 old bithces bruh.

okay so it was 7:50pm. and at this point i was waiting for my turn to get help so i was literally on TIKTOK bored as shittt 😭. and i feel my crush stand up from his seat and slowly walk to stand behind me... and i was thinking 'aint no way' and then he says 'y/n?' (OKAY FIRST OF ALL HOW DO U REMEMBER MY NAME) and i was surprised at first so i jumped a little and he said 'sorry! 😭' and FAAM immediately says 'do you need a seat?' to the TA cuz we were sitting together and the TA goes 'noo its fine hahaha' but i told FAAM to be a wingman so he was insisting on it and so FAAM moves to the next chair and my crush sits next to me to help me. ight so boom

so immediately i start asking him questions and he was explaining hit to me and i couldnt focus fr. FAAM and i kept making glances at each other and every time we looked at each other we smiled real hard meanwhile the TA probably noticed all that shit HELPPPP I JUST KNOW MY CRUSH NOTICED ALL THE EXCHANGED SMILES ME AND FAAM HAD LIKE U COULD JUST TELL WHAT WAS GOING ON OKKKK!!! at one point when FAAM and i made eye contact and smiled i literally stoppped typing whatever he said and lost my train of thought bc i was trying not to laugh sooo hard bruh. meanwhile the TA is witnessing all this shit happen in front of him rn bruh (the TA was sittin between us 😭) so i notice my crush was starting to struggle in answering the question/ explaining shit so he started looking into the distance to think, and every time he got quiet i would look at his face and just look at him reallll good lmfaoooo omfg i kept looking back at his face while sitting next to him bruh. and one time when i looked at him, he smiled and closed his eyes and looked down like DAMN ARE YOU FR HAVING THIS REACTION TO ME LOOKING AT U RN? OMGGG so immediately i was like. ight he wants me. andddd lo and behold. my crush gives up and puts his laptop on our table and says "okay so im just gonna show you the solution dont tell anyone haha" *nervous laugh* meanwhile everyone in the class heard him and they look at our direction 😭 so me and FAAM laugh at this and when i looked back at the TA his face was literally PINK broooo.... im not fucking kidding he was blushign or something. and so as i was taking a pic i jokingly said "bro is about to get fired" and he was like no its fine and laughed it off. also hes just generally a nice guy like i had CHATGPT open in one tab and i said 'ohhh sorry not me having chatgpt open rn' and i closed the tab and the TA noticed and laughed and i said 'women in stem' and he laughed and said 'no yeah exactly' (i made the same joke the last time in office hours with him, he said 'i believe you' when i hinted that the hw answer i had was NOT INDEED MINE LOL) so i guess u could say i have that joker rizz the way he supports me and laughs at my jokes bruh. anyways after that i was like. 'thank you! *makes thumbs up gesture with both my hands* and he stands up and says something bla bla and i say thank you again and he makes the same thumbs up gesture with both his hands and turns around to help the next person.

bruh moment

do yall think he wants me? it was definitely not his normal or usual behavior, *this is random but his voice is so nice* and i feel like i made it really obvious that i liked him by joking with FAAM.

[cocomuffy]

I watched Teen Titans: The Judas Contract (2017) because The Batman (2022) was too long.

7/10

spoilers, obviously. here are my live thoughts:

I THINK ITS A DICKORY MOVIE AND IF IT IS I WILL BE SO HAPPY YOU HAVE NO IDEA

Kory kissed him to learn English- I'm laughing so hard right now this is hilarious.

if i had watched this movie in 2020 i would have realized i was bi a lot sooner

The coloration of the "Five Years Ago" and "Now" text is messing with my designer heart rn

it's the red nightwing outfit!!!!!! i havent got to see that much. i much prefer the blue bc there's already like seven red batfam members but like i do think it looks stylish because its dick and dick pulls off everything

"Nightwing." "Nightwing." "Dick..!" "oh, yeah?"

OH THEY'RE SO CUTEEEEEEEE

"they're different..." trails off. "like kory will tell you." "noo, you go aheaddd..." "I've been studying them for years--"

I ALREADY LOVE THEM "robin stop complimenting the bad guys"

no they did not just got there (at 9:40)

damian is just such a brat i love him

kicking my feet, squealing, giggling, throwing up BECAUSE SHE HAS HIS NINE AND HE HAS HER SIX--

i took a fifteen minute break to do the math on how old dick and kory are and got 36?!??!?!?!

garfield has no rizz

i just got like... punched in the gut seven times??? "i just miss my son"

it's the fact that damian is like "i approve of your gf" and nightwing's like "okay???"

"You don't have to move a mountain to help people, Terra." - Probably the theme of this movie

i was not ready for the sexual jokes

oh no raven is on the groundddd

how stupid is damain?!?!??!?!?!?!! especially after the part that slade says about lazarus pits?! he has to know that there is no way he can feasibly win this! and terra isn't helping! which means that terra is probably working with slade!!! GUESS WHO CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!

oh god this slade and terra stuff is no good

please tell me that we were not about to get a dick and kory makeout scene

oh thank god for damian

oh my god imagine going into your surpise party thinking people are about to kill you :skull:

ugh i dont like this garfield selfie timeskip whatever

and hasn't anyone noticed robin isn't here???

im doing os much calculations rn for no reason at all

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW STARFIRE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAYYYYYYYYYY THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND THEY JUST WANT THE BEST FOR EACH OTHER I LOVE THEM

aw. beastboy being supportive

"Do you know why I'm an orphan?" "uhhh... your parents died?"

nooo terra and beast boy kissed absolutely not they are not for each other terra doesn't need any relationships periodddd

aww but bb is really cute after so ig it makes it a lil better

slade shut up this is supposed to be a nice moment

i will never get over dick calling kory babe its too precious i love them so much

i dont trust that gift. i dont trust that.

they're making their moveeeeee- they're taking all the titansss oh noooo

i think that leaves nightwing as the last survivor which is really nerve wracking because i love dick grayson so much??

gar youre so stupid

oh no kory i love you kory please be okayyy

dick just got shot in the chest oh my god, oh my god. screaming crying hyperventilating oh my god oh my god oh my god.

oh i shouldve known he'd be just fine htis is why i love him hes so dependable

OH MY GOD HE JUST RE-SET HIS SHOULDER ON A SUPPORT BEAM HOLY MOLY

"What did you do to Robin?" "I beat the crap out of him for being mouthy."

i have the stupidest sense of humor.

guys i love dick grayson so much and he's the only one left and mmmmm im so ready for this i love dick grayson hes my favorite

ohhh huh terra's getting betrayeeddddd (i never liked terra even though she makes sense she just gives me ickies)

eugh i hate slade he just likes to make sexual references to people that he should not be making those references to i know hes like a predator but it just doesnt make me happy

what is this machine even doing? is it draining their blood? you would need some sort of needle or something? ik that brother blood said something about life? is it draining their life force like some kind of dark crystal jim henson type stuff? what's going on with it? their powers? like... if they wanted nightwing then they weren't going for powers, and they did regular humans first anyway? i dont understand.

woah its the titans against a villian with similar powers!!!!!!!! /j

i like this first pairing of kori and jaime and gar and raven against brother blood and damian and dick against slade bc it feels really personal and also fair.

terra was obivously going to save them all there was no doubt in my mind.

and then teamwork and then they win because of course they do

woah she just shot him like three times that was excessive

oh noooo terraaaaa ( im not sad )

DAMIAN GOT A PUPPY EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD IS RIGHT WEONFOIEWFOIBEWOINFOWNEONFEW

"Terra Markov was like a diamond, the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen."

no beast boy dont make me feel for her

i just realized that i think i called "jaime" "hime" for some godforsaken reason i swear to god my ears are stupid.

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final thoughts:

this movie was a bit much for me on sexual innuendos and references, but most of it was plot relevant. i love to see dickory so im good with that. animation was good. characters were good. had to warm up to gar but that's okay.

7/10

[quartztwst]

Still gotta work on your rizz bc IM THE GOAT 💪 💪 💪 ‼️‼️‼️

NOO!!!! NOOO!!!!! STOP RIZZING!!!! I.. I... I !!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

NOO!!! IM LOSING AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!!

[sapphire-weapon]

Which topic amuses you the most? (I don't know if amusement is the right word just pick)

-Jill Sandwich

-Leon can't drive

-Leon's parents were affiliated with the Italian mafia

-OG Ashley and Mia Winters hate

-Ship wars

-Wesker being a fucking whore

-Alcina Dimitrescu strangling the internet

-Leon killing Ben Bertolucci with nothing but his goody-two-shoes "erm actually I need to speak to chief irons-"

-Krauser and Wesker both keeping a pic of their young coworkers

-Ada, her "love triangle" consisting of Simmons and Leon, and her playing Perfect Blue with Carla

-Chris and Wesker's bromance

-"NOO AHSLEYS A KID" "NOOO THEYRE SIBLIMGS" (like dude come on she's 20-)

-The "Are you staying to back me up?" (Why does that scene feel so fuzzy to me? Like I can't explain the emotion idk Adas just cute in that scene)

-Chris, Leon and "PLS MARRY MY SISTER-"

-Excella being the biggest Wesker simp

-"Seems like this isn't your first time running from creeps" (Six years of torture caused this man's rizz to drop like holy shit-)

-some aeon shippers being annoying

-getting mass amounts of hate for having an opinion (when you talked about "leshley" in your own blog)

-"Omg Ada and Leon kissed in re2" "omg they fuck in damnation" "omg they 'fight' in re4" "omg he saves her in re6"-

-Deborah Harper....(what even happened with her?)

-Simmons simping for Ada so much he makes a clone of her

-Leon asking Hunnigan out for a date

-That one Leon x merchant vid (If you don't know then I'll try and show you uh)

-Picking fights with a bioweapon baby (Eveline)

-Og Leon being a whore

SOME OF THESE ARE REALLY STRONG

-Wesker being a fucking whore -Krauser and Wesker both keeping a pic of their young coworkers -"Seems like this isn't your first time running from creeps" (Six years of torture caused this man's rizz to drop like holy shit-) -getting mass amounts of hate for having an opinion (when you talked about "leshley" in your own blog) -Leon asking Hunnigan out for a date -Og Leon being a whore

all of these ^^^^ are very strong

like

wesker being a whore is funny because it grosses so many people out, and also he's the most hilariously evil man on the planet, so the thought of him just dragging his dick around is funny.

krauser and wesker keeping a pic of their young subordinates is funny because it is so. goddamn. pathetic. like with wesker it's funny because it's just more evidence of him being a sex fiend, which, like. see above. and with krauser it's funny because he's this huge, imposing, terrifying man, but with the photo it's like "u gonna cry? baby gonna cry? maybe just ask him out already you fucking sad sack of shit."

leon having no rizz is funny because so many fans want to fuck him, so the fact that he can't actually pull off being charming in-universe is just. delicious irony.

the mass amount of hate is funny because... a long story, but like the tl;dr is that there's nothing that anyone in this fandom can do to me that will be worse than that stalker i had who was jealous and butthurt that i was rping leon for a friend's ada, and they carried that hateboner around and harassed me for ten fucking years, so like. if that didn't run me out of the fandom, nothing will.

and leon asking out hunnigan + og leon being a whore is funny for the same reason why it's funny that he has no rizz. i love watching that boy strike out. it brings me an immense amount of joy.

if i had to pick just one, though? probably the photos. i could shitpost about that for hours.

leon being a scrub is a close second, though.

[celabi]

hey scara can i be your valentine (with reader rizz)

🎐

NOO HE WAS GOING BE MY VALENTINE!! YOU STOLE HIM FROM ME 😡😡 😡😡😡!!!! My rizz cancels out yours sorry tehe 🌚

“Y—you want to be… my valentine? You mean it? This— this isn’t a cruel joke, right?” He’s knows that’s highly unlikely given how kind you are to him, but still— he’d like to double check. When you shake your head, and debunk his suspicions— he gulps, and reaches up to brush away the stray hairs that fall over his eyes before tucking them behind his ear. “I’d.. want nothing more, thank you. You didn’t even have to ask.”

You really didn’t, cause bro’s been dating you inside of his head for months now 😈 happy anniversary bae fist 🤞