#NOBODY READ THE NAMES ALSO

[scalproie]

Alright typing it down before I forget

The Maximo clan were ancient followers of the Prime Liege Maximo (before his betrayal of the other Primes) and are a prestigious and influencial group in cybertronian society. They are in charge of a large amount of energon mining, storing and refining much like their Prime used to, and they are also desesperate to keep their image clean after what Liege Maximo did even if it had been millenia ago.

Their leader is Ironfist Maximo, a former gladiator, who is well-known and respected among the higher spheres of Tarn. For that reason he is frequently asked to mentor newly-forged bots but he denies each request every single time, UNTIL ONE DAY when he himself demands to mentor a newly-forged named Bluestar, seeing potential in him.

Everything seems fine for Bluestar at first, now Bluestar Maximo, but its not long before Ironfist goes mask-off and show him the true and insidious secret nature of the Maximos, master manipulators for whom power is everything. Ironfist then starts pushing Bluestar harder and harder, fanning the flames of his ambitions, destroying his empathy, and crushing him to better rebuilt him over and over, in order to make the perfect weapon, and therefore the perfect heir.

Despite all this, Bluestar never seem to reach the impossible standards forced upon him by Ironfist in the latter's eyes, and the two grow more and more frustrated and hostile with each other. It all culminates in Ironfist, one day, taking Bluestar off Cybertron on a distant volcanic planet and telling him that he should fight to earn the right to leave here and go home, or die trying. Bluestar loses, and Ironfist leaves him for dead.

The Great War begin during the next cycles, and Ironfist decides to play both sides, striking a deal with both autobots and decepticons, and providing the energon from the Maximo mines to both factions in order to gather more influence and power in what will be left of cybertronian society.

At the same time, Unicron arrives at the volcanic planet where Bluestar and Ironfist fought in order to devour it, and is very surprised to find the corpse of a cybertronian with a very very dim spark that refuses to go out. Unicron reactivates Bluestar, who manages to make a deal with him by showing his force of will and immense desire for revenge that would make him a worthy avatar of chaos... and on top of that, Unicron likes the idea of corrupting someone associated with a Prime for himself. Unicron then transforms Bluestar into Hellbent Maximo.

Hellbent is then sent by Unicron to return to Cybertron to better destroy it (and Primus) from the inside. He encounters the decepticons and form an alliance with them, decoming a decepticon himself and promising that if they help him against Ironfist, once he is Maximo leader, Hellbent will break the contract with the autobots and all the energon in the Maximo mines will be theirs.

The decepticons storm the Maximo buildings and Hellbent faces Ironfist one more time, this time seemingly killing him. Afterward the cons expect Hellbent to fulfill his part of the deal, only for Hellbent to grin as he reminds them that he is a Maximo, master manipulator, and now that he has seized what was meant to be his, he's not gonna share it with anybody. He then takes control of Tarn and forces the cons back to Kaon as he establishes a third faction, his own faction, in the war.

Hellbent will then fortify Tarn to endure multiple sieges while he plans his own way to take over the whole planet for himself, but by that time, most bots and cons have left the planet since Cybertron has been majorly destroyed, Tarn is one of the better off cities thanks to the Maximo mines.

Another problem then starts to creep up on Hellbent as Unicron starts to slowly take over his mind, growing impatient with the severe lack of killing Primus. Hellbent isnt really fond of that, since he REALLY likes having his free will.

Enters Windwheel! She was part of another ancient clan made of followers of Primus himself, deeply close to their god despite not being Primes themselves. hidden for millenia deep within the planet. Unfortunately the war had found them and all but her ended up killed. Because of her background, she joined the autobots for their affiliation with Optimus, a Prime chosen by Primus, but despite their efforts she still felt isolated within their ranks.

She was tasked one day to infiltrate Tarn like many bots before her, but as opposed to them she actually managed to come face-to-face with the Maximo leader. But when she met with Hellbent for the first time, she immediately felt Unicron's influence on him. She offered to help, being able to channel a little of Primus' power to repel Unicron away enough from his mind and spark, and the two then formed an odd friendship.

But just as it seemed Hellbent was willing to loosen his grip on Tarn and maybe take actions that would help with peacefully end the war out of love for her, Ironfist came back from the dead with an apparently indestructible spark and challenges Hellbent, killing him for the second time before delivering his body to the decepticons, with whom he made a deal of his own.

Ironfist takes back control of the Maximo mines and by extension Tarn but he actually follows through on his promise to share the energon with the decepticons... what he DOESNT tell them though is that he wouldve 100% pulled the same stunt as Hellbent if the planet had been in better shape, he's just thinking in the long(er) term. Meanwhile Hellbent's (body's) whereabouts are unknown.

Unaware of what happened, Windwheel tries to find him desesperately and was close to giving up until she gets a reading of a signature similar to Hellbent's, and follow it to an old and forgotten Maximo deposit, finding out inside that Ironfist was even more twisted than anticipated, having Hellbent cloned back when he was Bluestar, intending to try and "raise" a better heir once he had killed him, had the war not broke out and kept Ironfist busy.

What was left of Unicron in Hellbent left him upon his demise and was now trying to occupy the clone, but thankfully Windwheel was here to protect him with the help of Primus' power. She manages to fend off Unicron but that act had the double effect of lighting up the clone's body with his own spark.

Upon seeing the clone, named Redstar, awake and helpless, Windwheel decided to leave a message to the autobots, telling them that she will stay with Redstar back at her old clan's grounds, close to Primus, to mentor him so he may appreciate as much as possible a life free from the horrors of war.

Meanwhile, having failed to inhabit Redstar's body and sensing that Hellbent's body was being reconstructed by decepticons scientists, Unicron returned to his first option for his avatar of chaos.

And thats what I got so far hooray👍

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Started a new book series, and has been a journey...an Odyssey, if you will.

[ryssbelle]

Poppy for N2 au, it took me so long to make her design cuz I didn't really know what I wanted to do only because I feel like her design is pretty perfect.

But then I just thought about fun outfits to give her or outfits that I would find comfortable if I was wearing them and it all came together.

Poppy here is pretty much the same as here movie counterpart, as nothing really changes on her end of things other than having more insight on Branch through his brothers, and through Lief. Shes also a bit more understanding a bit earlier on because of it but it doesnt do much to change her own character arc I would say.

Bonus

Part of Poppys design was based off a design I had made for previous rulers of Troll Village/Tree

Namely Queen Protea who I designed as Poppys grandmother

Named after the Protea flower which part of her design is based off :D

In the context of this Au Protea was the one who conceptualized the tunnels while her son, King Peppy, was the one to follow through after her death

[i-suc-at-art]

Ummm.. I really love this fic

*hands @basilf1res this gently*

Any ways go read project “GH05T” it’s really good :)

[fyoht]

season 2 + nods to 'crowley was raphael' truthers

[s4ndg3m]

my bg3 character, sepher, who is of course a red dragonborn barbarian berzerker. initially i wanted to romance that vampire twink but instead lae'zel has romanced ME. (very politely adds polyamory mod to game)

[namelessprince]

MY BEAUTIFUL RIPTIDE OCS... their names are catalina and milo avery <3 catalina's a water genasi, and milo's a tiefling :] !!

[crsssie]

happy 2.5k but it’s come to my attention that one of you shitheads have been sending hate asks to another creator while namedropping me please get a fucking life

[skateisawesome]

at what point is an intro post necessary?

OH WELL HERE IT IS!

my name on here is skate, im a minor, im a girl, i use she/her pronouns and i have no idea what im doing!!

im in highschool so im a busy girl and i will complain about school

some fun facts about me are: i play 6 instruments and sing, i like reading, my favourite season is winter, i speak a fair amount of french and italian and i can crochet.

im also mentally ill so just prepare yourself for that!

most of my posts are about osemanverse but i love taylor swift and will not shut up about her. i am in a pitch perfect and dead poets society phase at the moment so expect some of that too and mostly i post whatever else pops into my head at the time.

my asks are open and i love answering literally anything and if you ask a question ill probably fall in love with you or smth

my tags are 'skate has words' for my writing 'skate answers' for answering asks and 'skate rants!' for rants obviouslyyyy

also my messages are open and, yes, i am extremely awkward, i would LOVE to be friends !! i need to add that i am very unwell sometimes for long periods of time and will sometimes just not respond to messages. i am sorry but ill get there eventually.

im very infrequent on here and will sometimes forget tumblr exists for weeks so im never ignoring you im just stupid and i have memory issues

if youre gonna be mean to pretty much anyone i dont really want you here. just dont be an asshole guys.

anyway have a good day !! :)

[kk-cats]

i think i should stop posting before i worry people or annoy people

[elftwink]

one major difference i have found between service industry work (in my case food service but this is widely applicable to similar jobs) and other public-facing positions is that the job itself is often very similar because people is the same, it's just in service everyone approaches you already thinking they're right and you're a fucking idiot and its their god given right to disrespect you, where in other positions even if they are not nice to you they usually acknowledge that you know more than them on issues pertaining to your job. like the difference in behaviour from people who see you as serving them vs helping them is unreal. i am doing literally the exact same things. customer is always right mentality did irreparable damage to the fabric of society

[jjba-smash-or-pass]

[carcarrot]

9 people i want to get to know better tagged by @bawnjourno thank you pal!!!!! 💖

last song: my baby must be a magician - the marvelettes

favorite color: purple!!!

currently watching: cheers (new) twin peaks (rewatch) night court (new) and movies every dayyy

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet!! if i don't have a sweet little treat i pass away actually

currently playing: not a gamer but im playing a game called august where i make it through every day of august

current obsession: the latest addition to my assortment of goofy guys, slowly collecting vintage clothing and books, even more slowly working on my film screenplay (and documentary idea. and tv show idea .), very very excited for my upcoming vacation to california for the 3rd time in a row! and if i ever repair the dvd drive on my laptop im gonna start making my own dvds of movies with embedded subtitles that dont already have them on a dvd release bc i cant hear!!!

tagging @footnoteinhistory @bicolumbo @starringvincentprice @mariocki @eddie-rifff @jefffreybeaumont @seaofreverie @jellojellyroll and @crystalblast !! no pressure if you dont wanna!

[tree-of-olives]

okay hi its me im here for the aforementioned criticism of

disclaimer: i only watched the first half of this movie before leaving in irritation so there is likely more to be added to my points. or less. who knows

this isnt even going to be a criticism of the horrible animation. the movie looks like it was made on an overmodded game of the sims 4 at best. that is pre-established, one glance at this atrocity and you can tell the animation quality is a giant issue for something marketed as a movie. my biggest thing though is the names.

ohh my god. holy shit. THE NAMES.

first of all let me establish my undying love of minion from megamind. i admire that guy with all of my heart. if the original megamind movie was solely about minion i would have been just as if not far more happy with it.

now obviously the copyright joke is relating to despicable me/the minions. but here’s the thing: they didn’t stop saying minion. they just went from calling a primary character minion to calling a DIFFERENT, NON-PRESENT CHARACTER MINION. WHAT.

like. how does just having a character get sued for his name resolve the (real?? nonexistant???) copyright issue????? going from calling the character minion to having all the characters start saying “Actually We Cannot Call Him That Because of Mr. Minion’s Meat Sticks™️” DOES NOT STOP THE FACT THAT THERE IS A CHARACTER CALLED MINION.ITS JUST A DIFFERENT CHARACTER NOW.

But okay!! you know what? i can get over that, right? to anyone who does not yet know where this is going, do me a favor and come up with any name you think would better fit minion from megamind. got your answer? guess what! you automatically win!! because anything you could have said is better than

OL. CHUM.

listen. if they were going to make minion trans i would be all for it. from minion to like, samantha? go for it! we’re all here for you. BUT TO RENAME THE GUY OL CHUM IS JUST PLAIN BULLYING?? WHO WOULD WANT TO BE CALLED THAT.GENUINELY.

that’s. it’s. i cannot deal with it im so annoyed by it it’s not even funny. blood is boiling.

moving on though!! on a less horrible note the one character who kept me on the edge of my seat (not because i was invested, but because i liked this character juust enough to keep myself from getting up and leaving for my own mental health’s sake) was the knight! who is named-

w. wait a second. is. is that.

is that night knight? from toby fox’s undertale?

wow haha!! what a coincidence!!! because this doom syndicate guy’s name just so happens to be nighty knight!!!!!

crazy right? apparently not crazy enough to warrant a cease and desist, but crazy!!

this guy doesnt actually piss me off, he was the least insufferable out of everyone. plus im a sucker for any characters with an even vaguely celestial theme soo he wins.

also i dont really remember but im pretty sure he had some other issue with his name?? but thats not relevant to my point here so im not looking into it. this has gone on long enough.

my last note on this is that he is actually just dark laser from the fairly odd parents which also should have warranted a cease and desist

anyway!! rant over. the moral of the story is i hate whoever decided it was funny to rename minion to old chum because IT WAS NOT.FUNNY

[interoteme]

Who is the best sign in host and Why is it Donny ??????? Thanks

[astarlightmonbebe]

apologizing in advance for the person i will become when i am nobody s2 airs