#NO. NO THEY WOULD NOT.

[lunar-wandering]

does anyone else ever like... start reading a fic with like. yknow. typical superhero character with a secret identity. and then like. immediately exit out if said secret identity gets revealed just a little too early???

i cannot count the amount of times ive opened a fic and then exited out cause a character revealed their secret identity immediately to someone within the first three paragraphs like where is the DRAMA?? THE BUILDUP??? THE SHENANIGANS??????

[mallalada]

the voice of the devil

[autistic-dazai]

it must suck to do an assassination and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

[foolfortune]

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[bixels]

As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Deep sea benthic Miku

[fromtheashescamehope]

What kind of human beings have we become? ... why did you draw this? why are we celebrating this? everyone should be ashamed of themselves. I don't agree with him... fuck no. But you are disgusting for drawing this. What humanity do you have in you Just cause you don't like someone? He killed nobody. Unpopular opinion? Trump isn't hitler. Does trump deserve to die? For what evil do you assume he's done for you to make something so heartless? No... i understand. you jump on the trolley because you want the attention and love. The sad thing is... you don't need to kill yourself to do it. You don't need to sacrifice your humanity for love... love should come naturally.

Think of the person who died when the shots wrang out... you're saying sun and moon killed a father who risked his life to protect his daughters. Trump was not the only one who was affected and you need to realize that.

well fuck

[casioaty]

Well if the shoe fish

[charbroiledchicken]

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

[humming-fly]

was thinking about that one blind professor post earlier today and how well it applied to the aptly named Team Dark

(really 'Team Dark' just sounds a lot cooler than 'Team Saves-On-Electricity')

[slutdge]

could you imagine trying to navigate this bar drunk, this is the 9th circle of hell

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[maskenjager]

I can't unsee this