#NO??????????

[demonio-fleurs]

my mom, who knows both my partner and i hate crowded small spaces with lots of people and noise: hey is it okay if we let your sister invite her four friends to your birthday celebration??? it would be rude not to!

me: hUH??!??????!!

[shealmostdrowned]

i'm not saying anything but i'm not not saying it

[drowninglight]

excuse me what why

[duskholland]

it’s the way you give off east coaster vibes so strongly. like idk maybe she’s a new hampshire girl, maybe she’s new york. but either way, the way you scream american is so funny to me

,,,,,,,,,take it back immediately

[laneofpennies]

excuse me??? shower together??

[oxazolidinone]

i graduate in 9 hours

[sidereon-spaceace]

My Brain: You’re done with all your homework for the day!

Me: :D

My Brain: Except for That One Assignment

Me: D:

[hobisexually]

This fandom isn't even the first one to ruin the number 28 for me ! It was the Jared Leto/30STM fandom, because there's this rumour that Jared has a 28 cm dick, and it was a big joke in my part of the fandom. 28 was ruined a long time ago for me !

oh 

my

god

NO

[bifullmetal]

are you roy mustang

what

[necrofuturism]

gods i wish Zarek had been elected vice president instead of Baltar because wow

Roslin is very sick rn and Baltar just sat in her chair aboard Colonial one and just...

[prcudcfhim-a-blog]

actually MORE post s3 purphy bc well @wetriied made me her trash forever and must deal with my trash need:

the long kisses these two share are legendary. it’s mostly because they don’t have to rush anymore, that they don’t run away anymore.

the times when chuck comes to pick up alex from the school and they start sharing their memories about how they fucking love schooling and how they are nerds who love kids.

imagine how hard it will be for both of them to forgive each themselves after the col. how many times one would wake up during nights and feel like he doesn’t deserve the other, only for the other to start whispering quiet “i love you”s and “you’re worth it”s.

that one moment when they both look at each other and see that only death can break them apart at the stage, and realize how fucking much they love each other and how #married they are.

the times when alex just opens up about everything about him for the first time, holding no reserve or not forcing himself to continue. how he truly felt that this man had the right to know him as he was, broken, shitty, used and love him anyway.

how, for the first time alex actually meant all the extent of the words when he said. “people took enough from me. my son, my wife, my father, my innocence and my stability. i’m not giving them anything more. i lost enough.”, finally letting himself cry after so much pain and just clinging to chuck like a life line. 

how they take care of each other like old people, taking care the other takes his pills, is washed and well fed. especially chuck to alex.

how much alexander james murphy loves charles pike, and how much he is loved back by him <333.

[lieutenantseivarden-tomove]

sometimes when people on this website talk about books i get the weird feeling there’s something sexual about the way in which they experience the act of reading

[blessedbucky]

someone: oh my god! the derby's so close! the derby festival starts this weekend!!!!

me [as somone who works in downtown louisville]: *kill bill sirens*

[smokingnarcissus]

@brass-blood “did you mean 11/10″

See folks this guy gets it!

[tolpotatowrites]

do you ship belalkler at all?

[canarries-blog]

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