#NO he will NOT go on murderous rampages

[das-a-kirby-blog]

I think kirby should have a little attitude. as a treat. free of charge.

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Alright Ramon, I'm gonna tell you a bedtime story about nighttime.

Fit: Now, nighttime of course is when monsters come out, and they try and scare little eggs just like you. But, the thing about nighttime is that as long as you have a source of light, you will be safe. That's right. And Ramon, do you want to know what my source of light is on this island? It's you, my boy. You are my light on this island. Without you, I would be covered in darkness.

Fit: So, I'm just- I'm just so glad to have you as my boy. That's right.

Ramon: [Nods and holds up his totem]

Fit: Oh, Ramon... Yeah, that's right – you got that totem right there! You're going to be nice and safe with that as well! That's right. But I'm just uh– I'm glad you woke up today, Ramon. I was getting worried about you for a second, but no, you're a tough kid. So, I'm just glad you woke up.

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I was doing some VOD watching as a bit of fact-checking / research for something I'm working on and got absolutely bodied by this thing Fit said to Ramon:

"You are my light my boy. Without you I would be covered in darkness."

[dovewingkinnie]

which ocs are yours are we not allowed to kiss, this is very important

no kissing kiki

because tom will go on a murderous rampage

[tubchunk]

something about how qtubbo's weapon of choice became a chainsaw, the one weapon that delivers true damage. that causes the same damage regardless of your type of armor, or your strength.

in a way, a truly fair weapon.

[hesitantsorrows]

I miss u baby John 😌

[cerunilea]

Direly hoping/looking forward to seeing Bagi witness just how much Cellbit *cares* about the eggs and treats them so softly and would be such a wonderful Uncle to Empanada. She's only ever seen him without the eggs around, the closest thing being to when he's around Roier YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND she's never actually seen him at his best and that side of him that only seems to show up when he's watching over or talking to one of the children and I think that would just be something special when thus far she's only been seeing him getting worse, and seeing this side of him that was locked away since the eggs went missing can only benefit their relationship and I want to see the look on her face when she sees him greeting the eggs (especially Richas, Em, and Tallulah) again for the first time, I can guarantee we would visibly see her heart melt through her eyes and smile and I CRAVE TO WITNESS THAT FEELING AFTER ALL THE NEGATIVITY BETWEEN THEM. It would prove to her that he can still change for the better, that there's still something there to hope for and reach out to and bond with, all's not lost between them and the eggs are a line of stability that even if they don't stray him from his present path of destruction it's still there to show there is still hope and a reason for him to not completely lose himself *claws at the walls*

[deadmegumi]

lowk straight dudes in the comments of Read Manga Free Online Dot Com going yooo I think sukuna kinda fruity 😂 whenever he talks abt megumi understand the manga better than ppl who act like u wanna fuck kids if u point out there Might be sexual implications of that dynamic like L + ratio + possession has been a metaphor for sexual assault since foreverrrr + what tf do u think sukuna was planning to do w all those women and children he was yelling abt when he found them + sukuna literally forced a piece of himself inside megumi against his will. It is very much There. Gege understands the story he's writing but also he completely doesnt but also he does but he doesnt but on a truer deeper level he does

[sleeplessdreamer14]

I’m just gonna say it; Moira would make a much better Dr. Frankenstein than Junkrat. If you’ve read Mary Shelley’s book, you know what I mean.

[hungry-hobbits]

everyone has their categories of little guys they gravitate towards but i kind of realized the one for me that has the most guys in it is probably "autistic-coded, well meaning, soft spoken christian guy" bonus points if they have a romantic (implied)/devoted relationship with another man who is more masculine than him

[nejackdaw]

Me earlier: haha, what were you guys doing in college?

Me, starting the next chapter: "ONLY BID ME GOODNIGHT?????" Sleep deprived, shot, bleeding, feverish, on the run, etc etc and "TELL ME GOODNIGHT?????"

And I'd like to bring your attention to:

"I THOUGHT I GAVE YOU MY WORD," HE SAID

His DOZEN YEAR AGO COLLEGE CLASSMATE broke into his house at 2am (actually 11pm, because he confessed he'd been in the house three hours,) bleeding, starving, hasn't slept in three days, basically confessed to theft (not much other explanation,) confessed to wanting to murder, and then ASKED HIM TO TELL HIM GOODNIGHT, and when he suddenly was like "no funny business about betraying me" you get OFFENDED bc you GAVE HIM YOUR WORD

WHAT WERE YOU TWO DOING IN COLLEGE?????

[shadowfloofster]

"Phil would go on a rampage against the code if he lost Chayanne or Tallulah!" "Forever would do anything to get his son back like Jaiden is!"

Okay but do you know who'd not do either of these? Bad.

He'd be upset over Dapper's death but he wouldn't try kill the other eggs or players, he wouldn't go on a revenge plot and spend every second planning to kill the code, he wouldn't try desperately to get him back.

No. He'd spend every waking second protecting the other eggs. Preparing armour. Preparing sharepoints for everyone on the server to carry. Going into dungeons or dangers areas if an egg is going. Keeping watch over everyone. Preparing to stock up any new eggs and preparing to help in a moments notice.

Sure he might want to kill the code, partly for revenge but first priority would be keep the eggs safe. He might want to get Dapper back, but first priority would always be to protect the remaining eggs the best he can.

I don't feel like he'd work with Cucorucho or the federation to get Dapper back or protect the other eggs. He knows they're not trust worthy. Working with them could only lead to problems. It'd take time away from preparing to protect the rest of the eggs.

[slashernipples]

In me heart, Killer Frequency has like, 8 movies, 2 failed reboots, and a tv miniseries.

[bubblegum-gf]

"we should make dan kill more" <--- fanfiction writer call to arms

fanfic writers. kill. 🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️🐈💣💣💣💣💣💣💣💣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[actualsunflower]

I tried to take some pics of Nick looking handsome in the shroom forest but he just kept being super pissed off about the deathclaws

[fisheito]

@pwurrz TERRRIFYING, TERRIFYING PET NAMES (now available from ur resident purple illusion) honestly torn on how kuya would go about it depends on whether he's in the mood for instant fear or somethin a lil more slowcooked. marinated, even

the effect of drawling in his regular mocking voice "ei-to-s-aaa-nn" instills fear by the 3rd syllable eiden: *shivers without turning around* wtf kuya pls don't do that

vs.

the effect of pitching his voice up and imitating the ebullient "eito-san!!" of yakumo spotting eiden in the wild eiden: yaku--! wait. hold up . something's off. what the? *turns around to see kuya* *DISCORDANT PIANO CHORD HORROR SFX *