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camzkoa · 1 year ago

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I am rereading book 4, and when I found out that the 11th day of the moshang week was bamboo, I decided to make an au where they meet early

#svsss #mxtx #moshang #mobei jun #is it that none of you hoes draw sqh? because tumblr didnt suggest me his name #au #scumbag system #scumbag villain #sqh #shang qinghua

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death-draws · 9 months ago

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Jazz's tutoring/therapy services are a real hit for the time-pressed gaggle of goths she acquires in college

[ID jazz fenton from danny phantom sitting in a library writing something in a notebook. "how does that make you feel?" she asks her companion who is leaning over a textbook and scattered paper. "Like i'm gonna fail math." they reply. In the foreground there is a cork board advertising Jazz's tutoring + free therapy with an asterick indicating she an unlicensed psych student. END ID]

#i like the idea of jazz picking up a bunch of alt kids like little ducklings #spike was only the beginning #dp side hoes week 2024 #danny phantom #dp #jazz fenton #dp fanart #if you saw this on my other blog no you didnt

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lifemod17 · 2 months ago

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The first sunset of October

#i know its already the second but yesterday was all gray clouds so this is the first sunset of October 🥰#it's been a tiring day but it was so worth it come sunset hours and seeing this pink sky #i had a big smile on my face and was genuinely squealing and jumping up and down i wish i was joking 😅🙈#i didnt care that i looked childish and silly to passers-by. i didnt care because in those minutes that i got to admire the death of the su #i was happy 🥰#and i hope at least one thing makes/made you happy today 💛#the sun loves us #and i love you #obscured sunsets my beloved!!!#Sunset Hoe™#postpone that funeral #bisexual colors too wow i won so hard

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scopophobia-polaris · 1 month ago

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The fact I have to boot up totk AGAIN, honest to God yall after I make this one fuckass post it is au only I am not doing zelda discourse no more

#watching my own mutuals have bad faith takes on people who w #fucking agree with them and the way people are teying to pick out wording on something SO STUPID AND TRIVIAL is gonna dive me nute #NUTS ANYWAYS like the fact you have people trying to act like ezlo and navi are stupid and wrong and “didnt address eveything” is fucking #insane an obtoose like this is coming from bitches who have SEEN THEIR POSTS ON SIMILAR SUBJECTS BEFORE #like this all boils down to rynling was changing the plot to tp multiple diffrent times and calling people stupid for not subscribing to he #fanfic on what LITERALLY HAPPENED IN THE GAME #like i will adress all the shit around it IN DETAIL because i need it to go out as a HEY to my moots but like PLEASE GUYS I LOVE YALL WHAT #IS THIS #like sorry i said “we” when i should of said RYNLING #i didnt wanna be mean and tbh i do not care if i burn a bridge or piss them off #at this point but its crazy hoe many of you have shit talked her to me and then act like she didnt have a bad faith and like fucking insane #reading of what and i say again LITERALLY HAPPENED IN TWILIGHT PRINCESS #Something stupid big and im very tired of the vauge posting coming from people i like very much #like full on this shit js ridiculos and this is my final straw when it comes to zelda discussion. do not @ me #and ive hated direct comfrontation and shit and discorrse to begin with cuz it was usually some dumbfuck zelinker being RACIST #but apprently its now picking words apart. i will be as careful in my wording as possible but make no mistake this was about rynlings post #first and foremost and just getting things wrong about when the histoy of light and shadow line and just MIDNA in general #and its been conisistantly wrong since 2019 and mf yes im tag talking i aint taking up a dashboard #can you tell im very frustrated? im helping ezlo argue with white leftists who will ask you if you hate waffles when you say i like pancakes

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yourlocalderp · 2 months ago

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controversial opinion time </3

chat am i accepted :(

#ace markey #drdt #i hate my ugly fucking roach looking ass cat thing known as ace fucking markey this ugly little hoe #imagine having everyone against you #imagine having no one care for you #imagine having the one person who you thought cared actually not gaf at all #bros life is one big fuck you #the stars aligned perfectly all to say “eat shit” to ace markey #i want to dissect his brain #i want to pick out the trauma like those girlgogames with olaf stuck in baby elsa's head or something #he makes me ill #also uuuh levi would've been higher but like yall didnt appreciate levi when he was at his best now yall dont deserve him at his worse #that was /j btw #ace markey you will always be iconic to me

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zeltqz · 7 months ago

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BRO I WANT TO SLAP MY SIM.

I Made Ran ask her to be his girlfriend and she said NO.

SHE SAID.

NO

BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE??

#I’m actually going to slap this hoe #rejecting Ran MF haitani IN MY FACE #AS IF I DIDNT CREATE YOU TO B ME?#THE FUCKING AUDACITY #ID NEVER

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k1ra0nloose · 6 months ago

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Kira

*taps microphone and gets really close*

How long do I have to take care of your fuckin children until you come back with the milk. Tophat and Aki fist fight each other over the fact Aki denies being gay which makes me send them to time out, we're at 5 timeouts for Aki alone and Chaotic is fucking dead.

I'm a single aunt, get back here with the goddamn milk, we've been eating cereal with juice and water. I'm starting to get used to the taste of watery coffee. My other option was orange juice and that made me puke.

Uhhh give the cow a minute. It ain't giving me my milk

ALSO AKI GOT WHAT

Children: @tophatwearingidiot @akitheasteroid @chaoticlad

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triglycercule · 3 months ago

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triglycercule..

STOP I HAVENT FINISHED MY THANK YOU ART FOR THE FIRST BUNDLE OF JK AU DRAWINGS YOU SENT ME AND NOW YOURE GIVING ME THE FULL VERSION OF THE FOURTH ON E??? 🙁🙁‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️🙏🙏😭😭😭😭 THEH LOOK SO CUTE AND ADORABLE ANS PERFECT YOU DRAW THEM SO WELL I LOVE THE GRAYSCALE LOOK AND SEEINF THEM WITH LEGS THIS TIME IS SOOO CUTE I LOVE SEEING LEGWARMERS I M GENUINELY TEEKING GEEKING DYING IM SO THANKFUL FOR THIS‼️‼️‼️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A LEDGEND YIUR A GOD YOUR EVERYTHING THST THE WORLD NEEDED IM SO HAOPY SOMEONE DREW THE JK MTT I DIDN'T EVEN PUT THST MUCH EFFORT INTO IT.,,,,,.... theyre so happy they make ME so happy AND ASIDE FROM THST YOURE ACTUALLY SO GOOD AT ART THOUGH THIS IS JUST A sketch PROBABLY. clothing folds 🤤🤤🤤🤤 expressions 🤤🤤🤤🤤 hahhnds 🤤🤤🤤🤤 why do i feel like i shouldve see this artstyle from someone before. who are you gshaewru. what type of name is thatHUH??? NTBE TYPE OF NAMR AN AMAZING PERSON WOULD HAVE FOR THEIR UMBLR ACCOUNT YOURE SO AMAZING PLEASE DON'T DIE. ok but again thank you so much for the jk!mtt art i've never been more overjoyed in my life this is like a blessing from the gods themselves for me. NOBODY KNOWS HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME

#theyre so cute. theyre so cute. i will neber forget this #i will never move on from this i will forever remember thism gshaewru you are going to get everything that is coming for you. in a good way #WHO HAS FREE TIME TO DO THIS. WHO HAS FREE TIME TO MAKE ART OF A RANDOM TUMBLR ACCOUNTS LOWKEY CRINGE AU #i turned murderous and delusional freaks into cute schoolgirls and you thought. ah yes. time to draw that #AND TJEN YOU ACTUALLY DID IT YOU LUNATIC YOU ACTUALLY WENT AHEAD AND DID IT #i put jk au to the backburner ngl because i had other mtt content to do and think of snd finish #but ngl i might make more jk au designs then. i might make other aus in jk or at least resembling it #nanchatte seifuku my beloved. i cant wait to get back home and then try and replicate the jk mtts outfits with my own jk collection #THEYRE SOOOO CURE I CANT STOP LOOKING ST THIS #i need to make a comic on how horror's ribbon works i think #because you tried your best and i can see how you got the the idea that it was glued onto her head or something #but its actually tied around her skull. like it goes through the head wound and out from the bottom of the skull #DID I MENTION HOE CUTE THEY LOOKED HELP #i dont know if you ever knew this would make me this happy but it does make me this happy. incredibly happy #this is like giving a starving child a 5 course meal type of happiness #art for me takes so much time and energy and motivation to complete #and the fact that you made THIS PLUS THE OTHER THREE PHOTOS is just like #you HAD to have really wanted to draw them if you made that many in my eyes #ANS HOW LONG DID TJIS EVEN TAKE LIKE HELLO. i dont even think you've been following me that long #i love your srtstlye by the way its so amazing i cant describe it #the scribbly but also like. everything is meant to be where its meant to be. you know what youre doing #GENIUS. and they dont even look that horrendously not sans-like like i make them 💀💀💀💀#THEY LOOK LIKE THE MTT BUT LIKE. ALSO CUTE GIRLS. ITS THE PERFECT MIXTURE #tricule asks #stop with the jk fashion au content i wont be able to come up eith normal mtt ideas...... (i am thrilled st this no matter sorry i didnt me #jk fashion au #gshaewru strikes again

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screamingmorton · 8 months ago

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Debating whether or not i actually want to post this here but fuck it. Gals.

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constantvariations · 1 month ago

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They tried to buy matching outfits at Villains 'r' Us but had to make do with similar shades of ugly

#rwde #can you tell i hate these outfits #bc i really hate these outfits #ilias been wearing that godawful thing for so many years #who was it that said adams lack of wardrobe change proves that hes much older than blake bc i KNOW that mf wont say it abt ilia #adam at least kept adding to his design. his mask and coat were originally solid colors but then he added red to both and white to the coat #looks like he did it in waves too. when the humans attack the mask is decorated and his coat has the rose and that weird white squiggle #is it supposed to be another kind of flower? the white he adds to his back looks like flowers and stems #makes me think of the white carnations and red spider lilies from tokyo ghoul which actually do have meaning within the story #doubt the white flowers do for adam but i want them to mean smth so bad bros #btw i think that first scene in the adam short is him pre white fang #ghira didnt do raids just boycotts and protests #vigilante adam mayhaps? a beastly robin hood?#couldnt be any worse than the robin hood we did get. sheesh what a let down of a classic character #anyway this is just smth i noticed while doing the timeline portion of the essay #trying to figure out how to turn the 30 gazillion versions of sparsely connected canon into smth coherent is a gotdamn NIGHTMARE #save me obi whoever the fuck you are my only hoe

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sar3nka · 2 months ago

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Visit the containment chamber (blocked blogs of irls). See new post. Yayyyy. Um girl why are you lying about being fucking tortured by your uncle...

#i know almost for sure its not true cuz i knew her for fucking 7 years and she never mentioned it.#and she loved to talk about how everyone on earth is hurting her always so nuh uh no way #anyway 🚬#god you hoes are crazyyy!!!! but lets not talk abt how i keep an eye on everyone always. its normal n healthy if i say so ok #anyway another fun thing... local 🚂 got unfriended on fb i wonder what he did to deserve it. even i didnt get unfriended. waow...

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blkkizzat · 3 months ago

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yoooooo do you know what happened to callm3senpaii ?!?!?!???? i was a huge fan of their banger works and when i try to find them now their account is deactivated I am devastated 😭

chiiileee 😭 long story short they got mad they traded away gojo on mudae, blocked everyone and deleted their blog.

i wish i was lyin'.

#ೃ༝💌⁀➷ 𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉мαιℓ #ೃ💌⁀➷𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉αησηѕ #lmfao usually i wouldnt spill tea on the TL like this but its been like 9 months and idgaf any more im tired of being fake about it #im not sparring you hoes when y'all spaz over dumb shit jhfskdhfkdsjf #i literally spoke to this girl for 3 days on discord telling her she didnt have to do it and it was just a game and no one cared that hard #she acted weird for a week being passive aggressive and the next thing u know we blocked and her blog deleted without a word #and apparently we (black) microagressed her (white) when we never said anything bad about her ever #like that was my bestie on this app for MONTHS and we spoke every damn day she was the person i was closest to on the server even!?#we made the server together?! and invited ppl #see this is also why i hated gojo for so long and didnt write him until this summer #cause some of y'all hoes aint right in the head over this man and i was traumatized im ngl #like i didnt even have toji atp and didn't act like this and y'all know thats my nigga daddy who i would spill blood for 😭😭😭#mudae shows u who ppl really are istg jhdfkjshfjksd #the most ironic thing is i DM'd her on the side saying i had a fun game but was nervous to add it cause i didnt want ppl to fight #and she said “omg its just pixels who would do that?” HOE U APPARENTLY!!!! KFHSDLKFJHDKJ #someone say im lyin cause i have receipts kfjhdkjfhdkhjs #mudae war stories jkdhajhda #tw discourse

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amethiosspouse · 7 months ago

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looking back at it now, i never really gave two shits about paintings until i actually studied van gogh's life. his story just got sadder and sadder everytime i would read something about him.

ANYWAYS STAN VAN GOGH FOR ACTUALLY MAKING ME LIKE GOING TO ART MUSEUMS!!! HE EASILY SOLOS EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF MORDERN ART !!!!

#mari shitposts #notice how i didnt put the last sentence is past tense #ITS BECAUSE HES FUCKING COOL ASF STAN VAN GOGH ALL YOU HOES CANT RELATE FRFR!!!!!!#dont mind this #i just need to let this out #i genuinely didnt give a crap abt paintings until i came across van gogh #GRHRHREUGHETGHERGKHE

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tyrian-sexual · 6 months ago

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be me letting a conversation get back into my brain like six months later

#LIKE YEAH NO SHIT I DIDNT LIKE GOING TO YOUR FAMILY REUNIONS/HOLIDAYS AFTER UR MOM PASSED BC SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT ACTUALLY TRIED TO #INVOLVE ME #INSTEAD OF JUST MAKING ME A STRANGER IN THE CORNER ON HER PHONE BC HER EX ABANDONED HER TO GO PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN #HIS COUSINS ROOM W/O INVITING ME #AND THEN YOU BLAME ME FOR THIS AND ITS LIKE HOE I DONT KNOW NO BODY UR THE ONE THAT HAS TO ACT AS AN IN BETWEEN TO START CONVOS #INSTEAD U RUN AWAY

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lnkedmyheart · 1 year ago

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#the REACH #didnt this hoe spend a year telling everyone Dazai is sucking and fucking sigma and not the 'ugly' asian guy #and now she has a problem with Sigma cause he's white 😭#dazai aint gonna fuck you kavya #he isnt real #the dazai dick will give you papercuts

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system-of-a-feather · 1 year ago

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I'll pass up the front to Riku so they can do their shit with the day, but I do have to say cause Riku keeps forgetting to mention it, but I'm holding my own martial arts hobby and journey until they "get their shit together and go to Buddhism Camp TM"

And they aren't against it but I really just decided for them that that will be what they are doing starting next weekend and they're just upset that I am just like "Yeah its fine Ill post pone Capoiera and martial arts so you can have time to go to on a Buddhist Journey and figure your shit out" cause like, yeah. I know how you work. Self sacrificing martyr to the systsem - you'll forget to take care of yourself easily if you are given space to make another part's life easier

Thus, yes, I am being a manipulative shit and refusing the thrive until you take care of yourself. Fuck you but also have fun cause I genuinely 100% trust that you will do what you need to do to make sure you don't fully burn out :insert angel emoji:

That said its the funniest thing cause I'm like *grabs one of my top hobbies and holds a gun to its head* "HEY RIKU, TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OR ILL SHOOT MY OWN HOBBY" is such a funny situation to be in.

But yeah no, I'm not excepting to thrive if you aren't bitch get your shit together so we can thrive together bitch.

#alter: xiv #shitpost #system dynamics #system dynamic #seriously though they covered for me for like three months #and now they're hitting their post-carry burn out crash #and >Im< supposedly too intense with my caring #like bitch #you literally didnt reflect on a single thing for three months because you were so busy covering for me #dumb hoe ill bite you and take you to a buddhist monastery or something if you try to be difficult with me here #i am in fact the main driver #i also am #in fact #the one with reliable positive triggers #I will DID your fucking ass to a buddhist monastery and get you vibing with the monks if you make me you dumb bitch

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