#NO WAY NO HOW

[sentientstump]

i always thought that the minecraft spider had angry >:[ eyebrows but no, thats just eyes

[choices-binglebonkus]

Finally got around to starting Hot Shot. Why in the shit is the MC so desperately attracted to this violent, disrespectful, emotionally unstable individual?

Like sure, Casey is attractive, but I would’ve lost pretty much any and all feelings the minute Casey started mouthing off and threatening my career, and even if I were stupid enough to stick around despite that, I’d have been gone the minute they started hurting people out of anger.

And yet this MC, just like pretty much every other 2023-2024 Choices MC, is hopelessly in love with the love interest because Horny.

[lover-of-skellies]

New fear unlocked: Sixbones smooches

[1lostsoul0fishbowl]

Just rewatched this scene. There is literally an AUDIBLE CRUNCHING NOISE when Jason steps on Gareth’s hand.

Lucas has the nerve to look disappointed when Gareth gives up Dustin’s name, but holy shit, my dude, keep your judgy looks to yourself, you weren’t the one who just got attacked by a psycho bully.

“Jason wasn’t a bad guy he just—“ nope. Nope. This was pure cruelty just for shits and giggles.

[invisiblegarters]

Jesus. JESUS.

Dead Friend Forever is not here to fuck around, eh?

I had wondered if whatever Jin did was gonna be even nastier than the others.

Also, I knew that teacher was bad news. Knew it. You could just feel the sleaze.

[purelyfiction]

sickening.

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

The Vacation Indecision Project continues!

Got a late start today, because one of our dogs decided the way I wasn't going to work on a Monday was suspicious and reason to act anxious, and absolutely nothing I did would convince him I wouldn't be abandoning him forever. It's been literal months since he had an anxiety day that bad. To make matters worse, I eventually did have to leave the house for mockup fabric groceries and medication.

But I finally did get behind the craft table, metamizole tablets gratefully replenished, and started sewing together things I pinned yesterday.

For, y'know. 45 minutes. Then there were another 35 minutes spent at the overlocker, finishing all the edges of this fabric that is absolutely stable until it decides to dissolve when you look at it wrong. I've made a paneled circle skirt in this stuff before. Fool me once, and all that. Also, I've never sewn this before, there's some techniques I don't do a lot, so I'm just finishing all the edges while everything is flat and relatively simple shapes, so I don't have to do geometry while panicking later. It's worth the extra thread it uses.

But, as we all know, most of the time in a sewing project is not spent sewing if you're doing it by machine. Most of my sewing skills come down to skimming the instructions for how much stuff can be done before I have to start ironing. Trendy YouTubers call this "batch working" instead of "putting of the inevitable".

And after all that, the pile to be pinned is... Smaller that yesterday. Some bits are as done as they'll be before being joined, others are waiting on bits and bobs to be fenagled before they can be used at all.

The only thing that needs much more work is the waist tie and the ruffle. I decided to work on the one that isn't 4 m long first. If you iron something well enough, you can sometimes get away with not pinning it. And many thanks to Quiltbr for teaching me that you want to use diagonal seams when piecing long, skinny bits that are going to be folded and run under a sewing machine.

Put in the pockets, leaving the iron on for the little bits of pressing needed for this. Then I noticed I could already put in the wrist plackets if I wanted to. Have I ever put in a placket? No, I just make potato dresses and shove in an elastic over the butt seam so they hang nicer. But how hard could it be?

Half an hour later, covered in an admirable amount of nervous sweat, I had managed to put these two miniscule little [undeserved expletive deleted] without needing to rip anything out, or introducing puckers, or having them be hugely uneven. I only nearly burned my fingers. Three times.

To come down from that adventure, I figured I could finish the raw edges of that frill. All 4+ meters of it. Twice, because there's two sides. And join it in the middle. And, seeing that the night light is on again, use my last two frazzled brain cells to mark the center points of it. And the quarter points. Actually, make that 8ths.

... I'm gonna have to do so much gathering tomorrow, and I'm already trying to negotiate it to pleats instead.

Oh well. We went from 33 pattern pieces at 7 pm to 17 right now, which feels admirable enough.

[cybervom1t]

real tacky that i love my body type on literally anyone else but myself

[afrotumble]

Spragga Benz ft Marcia Griffiths "No Way No How"

[ennaih]

Every Film I Watch In 2023:

232. California Suite (1978) -- a rewatch

[redhotarsenic]

Here’s a preview of Something :)

[lullabygfreal]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[the-wereraven]

So uhh I think cookie run has taken an oc flavor from you yet again…

[beetleskeleton]

Here she is, the one and only.

This is Queen Bee, a Bigger Body of Cat-Bee. Like her name suggests, she basically a 'queen' amongst the other Cat-Bee toys. Though she more or less treats them more like peers than subjects below her. While she does look similar to her Cat-Bee kin, there are a few markings that differentiate her from the rest. Her crown is the most obvious, but she also has white paws and black ears, while the other Cat-Bee toys do not.

In terms of what she does, she's mostly a placeholder to watch children and help enforce safety rules, especially around the tracks, they make her nervous. Queen Bee's whereabouts post-hour of joy are unknown. Many suspect she just remains hidden somewhere in the factory or maybe she's a part of the Prototype by now. (Spoiler alert: she has a little hive hidden away from the prying eyes of other toys. She and many other Cat-Bee toys reside there.)

Her relationship with the other Bigger Bodies is very mixed. To keep it short; Neutral with Huggy and Kissy, good terms with Mommy Long Legs, mixed with CatNap, tense with Miss Delight, acknowledgement with Dogday and the other Smiling Critters, and she has little to no idea who Boxy Boo is.

A little more detail for some of them:

-Mixed with CatNap because the two have an iffy relationship. They aren't allies for each other, but they're not enemies either. Queen Bee just lets CatNap do what he wants as long as he doesn't bother her or the other Cat-Bees that reside close to her.

-Acknowledgement with DogDay and co. as in they know the other exists. At the very least. They've never spoken to or seen each other but they know they exist.

-With Boxy Boo, she's only caught a glimpse of them like, once. And she has no idea if that was an actual Bigger Body or not considering how quick it was so, she doesn't really dwell on it that much.

I had a lot more lore for her than I realized good lord/lh

but yippee ocs

[l3viat8an]

Real me in devildom would try to make them forget i exist because i would deadass stay in my room 24/7 not coming out,only to eat and get something to drink i would be FUCKING terrified of Lucifer and diavolo ngl

This is what I would do 😭 like no wayyyyy are they getting me out of the bedroom!

and walking around a school full of all kinds of demons??? No, no thanks. I’m good 🤠