#NO ONE IS SAFE

[empanadazul]

It doesn't improve if you add literally any other ship

Mel with Viktor and Jayce? Same as before but now there is a politician capable of nuking the room

Medarda and her twink? Either deeply, DEEPLY uncomfortable silence or good old noxian death pit fight

Silco and Vander? AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA Vander dies again. Somehow.

Everyone has beef with someone, is amazing, i love this series and its blorbos

i love the arcane cute fan scenarios of ships going on a double date but I just can't take them seriously considering jinx and ekko hate caitlyn's guts, jinx and ekko have both actually killed viktor at different points and a caitvi jayvik double date would end up with the restaurant exploding and at least one child dead by the pure fact of jayce and vi being on the same space together

[halfdoomed-helianthus]

[s-oaps]

CAPTAIN SAYS YEET

[paincaat]

the cursed nun cat alastor agenda continues

[vermwerm]

realization

[must-be-mr-boggins]

Smaug ghost-wrote this before interrupting the moment.

[bees-honey-death-and-song]

A bit of reminiscing ghost for the rodeo!141 au i got brain rot on

Thank you to @tiggerriot for bringing up the possibility. I’m now going to be very unwell about it.

:]

Gaz is up next, I love watching barrel racing so much

[animentality]

anyone I see on my goddamn dash with booping enabled is getting booped.

[ineffableteeth]

Edwin would be a force to be reckoned with if he learned how to flirt

The power that man would hold would make him so dangerous

[byler-alarmist]

If there's one thing about Mike Wheeler, he's gonna push somebody down

or try to.......

[onejellyfishplease]

brotherly antics <3

[orsanedraws]

8 people killed by a russian missile in the area of the city not far from me this noon. don't forget Ukraine, and don't forget who robbed us of piece and safety.

[mac33cheese]

I want to Boop you

BECAUSE I'M BOOPING EVERYONE

[part-time-zombie]

Ranking the sides based on how angsty they are (or potentially can be) to me, from least to most angsty imo:

(this is all for funsies and just my personal opinion/headcanons)

6: janus.

I know we have the whole redemption arc thing going on with him, but I feel like he lives for the drama and doesn't let too many insults cut too deep (unless you go below the belt, roman).

5: virgil.

While he was definitely full of angst in the past (and keeps up the edginess even now), I think he's grown a thicker skin and is more angry and resentful than sad and self-deprecating lately.

4: remus.

I know he's just a silly little guy, and I love that for him, but if I decide he cares about anything he can be so freaking angsty yall, it is unreal. Basically he's like instant angst, but diy edition.

3: patton.

We've had a whole two-parter and an 8bit breakdown talking about him and his repressed emotions. As easy as it is to see him as just a "happy pappy patton", it's important to remember that.

2: roman.

Yall. This man. He tries so hard and with almost no recognition or appreciation at all. People tell him to do or believe something and then punish him for doing so. He needs a break(down).

1: logan.

need I say more.

[velosoraptor94]

Using that irresistible Mizu charm.

[hxc66]

Conversations I’ve had with my not girlfriend that remind me of marauders characters part. 80

Gray = Lily

Blue = James