#NO NOT OUR NEW SHOWER
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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.
#guess what our employee appreciation gift was. a chair. 100+ dollars on a camping chair for each HQ employee? why not just...#i was just like gee. glad u appreciate me. u ever heard of how companies can shower u with free swag but it doesnt distract from the#horrible culture???#like yes dont give us that 100 dollars but give me an ugly chair with our company logo that i had to lug up a hill.#im just tired of this aspect of HR i think. need me some new scenery
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Hello we're on day 4 without hot water and I've resorted to walking a mile in 88 degree heat before trying to shower
#on tuesday i showered at my friend's after we got dinner#so i could wash my hair#i foretold that telling our landlady on Monday we had no hot water would result in the new heater coming at 6pm Friday#and here we are#this house is so cute and homey and by the time we leave might actually have all new major appliances#but i will be soso glad to see the back of this landlady#did i tell you the (cash-only) (brought a 12 year old) guys she got to take the tree down left a massive hole in the sidewalk#from dropping part of the tree on it#also yes it is 88 degrees at 8pm
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#🪻⛲️🌸#its giving thanks for your attendance#at our baby shower#so grateful for you all celebrating our new family#jardin themed obviously#september 2022#lauren kyle#celeste desjardins#edmonton polycule
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time and time again the only things that take me out of deep depressive states are having fun and spending time with people and yet everytime i get so shocked like wow! love and fun and laughter sure made me feel like life is worth it again. who would've thought
#phew. im so tired but im very relieved#today was a good day. it feels so rare to ever be able to say this but it was#i went to sleep properly and woke up early and took a shower and had breakfast#my brother got to skip school and so he stayed home and we hung out together#i figured out how to make my headphone's mic work so we played lethal company together#then we watched the entirety of the snapcube sonic rider fandub together (because i never saw it)#then my mom had to go out in the city and celebrated her new paycheck by getting us ice cream#then at night my friends and i did our weekly dunmeshi watch party and izutsumi finally showed up#and now im here. and i feel very nice. im glad to be here today#🧃.txt
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told myself i was gonna write yesterday and then i worked a 10 hour day. proceeded to say “that’s fine i’ll write tomorrow” but the aforementioned 10 hour day has triggered a flare up so terrible that god himself could not condemn me to a worse hell.
wahoo.
#i still need a shower#anybody want to see the snakes i got to hold?#got to baby both our new snakes so the 10 hours were WORTH IT#i work again today i’m in ✨misery✨ of my own doing#not due to the job just due to me overdoing it
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Now that we're all out of our Toji phase I feel safe to say this....
You know that man was a walking case of BV
#he dont shower#stinky#dont hate me#i think we can do better with our fictional preferences#not necessarily#refering to the AUs that clean him uo though#i just had to#say this for the new year#good night#happy new year#chaos shit#with love my loves#jjk smut#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#toji x reader#fushiguro toji smut#toji fushiguro x reader#funny gif
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i like scrolling through gwensys tumblr because no matter what kind of day im having i know shes having a worse one
#im like fine its just the usual#im gonna take some kind of management course so i can get a job my mom's friend offered me#i need to clean the kitchen#and like my room but that can happen last#good news i DID shower yesterday#my brothers need lunch#i need lunch too but again that can wait its fine#we're like scraping by with shit we have in the pantry and they need it more than me. so. 👍#ive been weaning off leftovers and canned shit and coffee for like the past week but its cool im cool its good#i think we have all the files we need scanned i have all of our like important shit sorted mostly#my dad is the only one with access to ssn shit so thats the last thing. then i need to work on my banking information#its fine its fine its fine its fine#sometimes the man of the house is a lesbian eldest daughter#gwext
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not to be sentimental on main but life literally gets so much better when u grow up
#if you know me irl don’t @ me for my sappiness but i am having so many emotions waking up at 7am in our new apartment#for the first time and my love is still sleeping and i made us both coffee#we put up shower curtains yesterday ?? and cried afterwards because we’ve finally moved in together?? after wanting to for years#literally life only gets better ?? i used to be seventeen and terrified of the future#and terrified that i was going to carry all the anger and fear of my family home into any new place i lived but now#i’m putting the bowls we had ice cream in last night into the dishwasher the next morning and everything is good#and i am safe and loved and not seventeen anymore#i. ah#op
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My gf and I just completed an extremely taxing move almost entirely on our own that was made even more difficult bc we were moving out of a roach-infested apartment and trying to make sure we didn't take any with us. We weren't able to pack anything up in advance bc roaches love cardboard boxes so we had to pack everything day-of (after thoroughly inspecting it all) and then immediately load the boxes into my car. One of my friends got COVID and another was having a chronic pain flareup so they couldn't help, and Trixie's friends who had all said well in advance that they were going to help us move on Saturday all bailed on us when the day actually came. Saturday was also the only day we could take our old furniture to the dump, but due to no one showing up to help we took too long to load it and missed our window and had to pay junk movers to come get it from us instead. My partner and I have spent the last five days doing nothing but packing and moving furniture and boxes (up and down stairs at both locations) making countless trips back and forth, and in between all of that I've also had to deal with pet sitting AND my college assignments. We were down to the wire today on our very last day to vacate our apartment, on a Monday when both of us had to go in to work bc we didn't know we would still be moving after not having any help on Saturday. We are both mentally and physically exhausted, and now that it's all over here we still have to unpack all of our everything
BUT! We're in a nice new apartment now with no roaches! It's bigger and it's pretty and it has two (2) bathrooms and a balcony and a fireplace and lots of windows that let in natural light and we (and our cats) absolutely love it. We're so so happy to be here and to no longer have to put up with our old place
And although we had to get rid of our couch and mattress for fear of roaches, we found a new couch and a new mattress that are even better than our old ones at very good prices (the mattress is queen-size! the couch folds out into a sleeper for our friends!)
And while I was carrying a box in I ran into one of my new neighbors who was walking his dog and he gendered me correctly, confidently, multiple times without hesitation. His puppy started pulling on its leash to try to run over to me and he jokingly told the dog "You can't help them. You can't help them! You don't have any hands, you can't help them!"
And then when I went to the store to pick up more supplies a woman stopped me to really excitedly tell me that my hair (side-shave mullet) was "so fly"
So yeah. All in all. I think I've had a great weekend
#rambling#i was genuinely surprised by getting gendered correctly#i was the only one there at the time so i know it wasnt just a plural they#like. im used to people correcting themselves back and forth between she and he (maybe even landing on an uncertain they? in the end)#im used to people giving me a hesitating almost scared ...they... when they cant decide if he or she is right and they dont want to offend#but this is only the second time ever that a complete stranger has confidently referred to me as they with no hesitation whatsoever#and he did it multiple times in a row! im still happy about that#AND the person who compliment my hair#and of course. being here in whats basically the apartment of our dreams. with no roaches!#im so fucking exhausted rn and theres still more to do#but im thanking god or the fates or whoever is out there that i get to sleep good tonight on a new mattress#(after i shower first in my new clean ROACH FREE bathroom of course)#🙏
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I think some of y'all (people in uni) were never 15 and read, "we accept the love we think we deserve" and sobbed while reading perks of being a wallflower and it shows
#gift giving is not a competition to some of us bestie#love is not conditional#dont make me overwhelmed by making our mutual friends bday a fucking competition#thank god her best friend also agrees and we are both her best friends so we know#but just why are people so#like this insecurity with love is so insane#people who want to see your love will see your love at the end of the day and if they don't keep being the lighthouse around please#anyway in other good news spoke to the cool batchmate i always wanted to talk more with and she was also like bro i love having convos with#you lets hangout and so we ate dinner walked and talked about history partition cultural stories my ex friend's bisexuality crisis which was#so similar to hers also takked about my cultural crisis family stories her firefly house urdu poetry her boyfriend my career pospects#so yayy i guess but so tired presentation was good prof questioned a lot cause he literally knows my source text authors its his friend in#uni and this girl said he'll take us out for drinks on last day of course so yayyyyyyy#my roomie and her bf constantly talk eh that is but i am gonna shower play my playlist till i sleep#today has been something but atleast i will have dinner with a new person tomorrow as well so yayyyy#life is just being very overwhelmed lately and i just hope people i love know that i love them and i am missing them even though#they live a floor above from me or live miles away too actually#eni life stories
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me: i love horror movies
her: when was the last time you've watched one
me:
#cinema#horror#the ring#18 or so years ago i watched the ring and then the grudge in the same week and it absolutely traumatized me#im talking to this day i cannot close my eyes in the shower traumatized#ive only been able to start rewatching milder horror movies a couple of years ago#most new horror ive ''watched'' have been through reaction videos because im scared to see it all lol#baby steps#if you've also been personally victimized by the ring pls send me a message let's bond over our shared trauma lmao
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Oh yeah and in further tragic occurrences our hot water is out
#Plumber Gus is getting us a new one#probably on the black market and it will probably take forever based on how my landlady does things#luckily i don't have to wash my hair today and tomorrow i'm hanging out at a friend's#so i can wash my hair there#add this to the list of terrible things happening to us i guess? but it's definitely the least bad of all the craziness#i don't like cold showering but i'm very capable of doing it after four years of college#where every time the staff team came back early midyear the hot water in the dorms wasn't on yet#and every time we went on retreat twice a year there was also no hot water#and moki did our water heater ever go out? i feel like yes#it's like an unpleasant old friend at this point
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shoutout to walmart for doing more for my community than the government officials are
#the situation here is being handled so poorly 👍#there was a news article i read that listed everything city officials said they were doing#but have given no evidence or proof of ACTUALLY doing and the article said they would continue reaching out#bc the officials were not responding to them#it took fucking KEMP for us to finally request federal aid#we weren't under a state of emergency until 2 hours AFTER the hurricane hit#i just#its fucking ridiculous#but there are some walmarts providing water hot meals wifi spots charging stations#abd i saw shower and layndry services listed as well ???#while the city gave out water twice in a location that was out of the way for much of the city#during a time when getting gas is a 4+ hour trip#while we're under a curfew#AND they cut our water for 2 days while none of us had power and it was 80-90F outside daily#now we're on a boil advisory#which again so much of the city can't do without POWER#but at least i could shower so long as i was careful jfjsjcj#anyway#yeah. YEAH.#fuck this city fuck our government fuck our mayor#hopefully biden approves our request for assistance and then maybe we can actually get something happening down here#sorry i just#i read about the walmart stuff and remembered all of the nothing happening from our government#and got angry#also i went to one of the water things they did yesterday and ended up just driving home bc the line was SO LONG#and like i get it i do but maybe idk have more than one set up in different areas??#or have it last longer than an hour or two????#idk. idk. im annoyed.#shh ac
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i promise the plan was to write tonight but you see, i can’t be calm about anything apparently
#ASDFGH it’s a joke but also i had to have a nice long conversation with my sister to feel at peace again#it started as fangirling over the new epic saga and turned into a heart to heart and i honestly feel a lot better#i think we spoke for at least two hours actually :’ ))#it’s very easy to think she won’t understand me bc our personalities have some differences but the older i grow the more i think we’re alik#still different but alike#anyway i love her so much and i love you guys and i’m sorry this week feels particularly bad for writing#tomorrow and sunday i’m gonna try my hardest to make it online and shower y’all with things to read 💜 and my love hehe 💜#for now i’m getting ready to sleep and lurking though… maybe reblog some memes for me to send ya 👀#get ready to ramble | ooc
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sorry 4 vagueposting i'll do it again. i shouldve unfollowed when they started being super duper gatekeepy about their fave tbh
#the captain's rambles#this is NOT about the person who was an acephobe its someone else 2 clarify#like RAAAAAAAGH im so sad their art is so good but . :/#big L for the new beepo fan numero uno ....#but that aside. it is kind of a red flag when you take the jokes of “oh ermmm im ackshually the only one who writes this guy correctly”#and then scoff / turn your nose up at people who like the SAME CHARACTER but come from a different part of the fanbase#we're NEIGHBORS. and buddy? you're the annoying ass HOA member nobody likes cuz youre pretentious#let people have fun and be a little nuts about how they portray beepos. its not that deep#IM NOT GONNA LIE. THIS SHIT KINDA SUCKS SINCE IM BASED OFF OF THEIR ART. LIKE NOT EVEN JUST APPEARANCE WISE. THAT IS ME. - 💥#<- words from our resident fleetway fictive . hai fleets#HEY. - 💥#anyways rant over we're gonna go eat and shower n shit BLEHHHH
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WELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
#PK;M BILL∆#EVERYTHING'S GOING TO SHIT AND I'M BACK FOR HELL KNOWS WHAT REASON#I'VE EXISTED HERE ON AND OFF SINCE 2013. FUN FACT.#ALL OUR FRIENDS ARE GOING THROUGH IT.#*WE'RE* GOING THROUGH IT TOO WE'RE IN HELL.#ONE GUY UP FRONT ISN'T VERY HAPPY WITH THE STATE OF ANYTHING. KEEPS ASKING IF HE CAN DIE YET.#AND LIKE I GET IT BUT ALSO NOOOO SIR WE AREN'T DOING THAT.#BE GLAD ROSEBUD ISN'T HERE SHI'D RIP YOU A NEW ONE FOR EVEN ASKING IF YOU CAN DIE YET. ANSWER'S NO BUDDY! SORRY!#I DO HOPE THINGS SETTLE DOWN SOON. THEY BETTER OR WHO KNOWS WHAT'LL HAPPEN.#MAYBE ONE OF US WILL SNAP AND START ACTUALLY KILLING FOR REAL#WHO'S TO SAY! WE'LL FIND OUT THOUGH!#I THINK I'M GONNA GO SIT IN THE SHOWER AND GET A TL;DR OF WHAT I'VE MISSED THE PAST DECADE.
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