#NO BUT ALSO

[chirpsythismorning]

STOP

[jaspxr]

...you smarmy, wheeding son of a bitch....

[hypnoneghoul]

somrthing just reminded me of me and dew communicating with head tilts like damn cats

[howaboutwedont]

i was so utterly shocked until i realised it was talking about they both die at the end 😭😭

but.... hear me out.... au where this DOES happen:

in s1 victor goes to save patricia instead of miss andrews because in this he thinks she's joy's osirian

so rufus steps out of the car first but victor doesnt come out yet (pun very much intended)

and instead he starts the car and starts coming towards rufus in an attempt to scare him so he like runs and gives victor a chance to rescue patricia

but in his desperation -and rufus' refusal to back down even though victor was sure he would- he accidentally runs him over

i feel like him dying would be too much here but also angst

so rufus dies and victor gets to keep the elixir and rescue the "osirian" (which is really gonna add insult to injury when he finds out) but he also has to live with the eternal guilt that comes with killing your nemesis who you may or may not have had a thing with in your youth

thats it. idk what this was

[fruityfroggy]

HELL YEAH

MEDICINE POCKET IS THE HOTTEST POCKETS!!!

The character development from “little person” to “hot pockets” omg, woe, waow, beautiful, incredible

I wish I could’ve gone from little to hot, but I just went from person to pockets😔

Teeth images is still teeth images tho (but she doesn’t need to change)

The post I’m referencing

[the-prophecy]

you're if a girl had migraine as her obsessive lover

The only lover who's never gonna leave me i don't even have insecurities with it

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[icedhotcocoa]

okay guys but in all seriousness the trump attempted assassination is going to rally the right like crazy. voter turnout will be going up. it is more crucial than ever that you SHOW UP AND VOTE IN THIS YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[skipppppy]

This has to be an AU already right? I’ve never seen it. I’m doing it. My city now

The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed he’d “earned” the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper

[ciderjacks]

Sometimes I’m reminded that in universe Chilchuck is an actually influential figure who like. Made huge advancements for his people and community. Like as in gave them rights and protections. And who is widely known by half-foots because of that. Like. He’s not just some guy.

Idk For some reason that just makes his role in canon really funny to me. Like this older, extremely important and accomplished figure is just willingly putting himself thru it for the sake of this random autistic 26 year old.

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))