#NO BUT ALSO

[chirpsythismorning]

STOP

[jaspxr]

...you smarmy, wheeding son of a bitch....

[hypnoneghoul]

somrthing just reminded me of me and dew communicating with head tilts like damn cats

[howaboutwedont]

i was so utterly shocked until i realised it was talking about they both die at the end 😭😭

but.... hear me out.... au where this DOES happen:

in s1 victor goes to save patricia instead of miss andrews because in this he thinks she's joy's osirian

so rufus steps out of the car first but victor doesnt come out yet (pun very much intended)

and instead he starts the car and starts coming towards rufus in an attempt to scare him so he like runs and gives victor a chance to rescue patricia

but in his desperation -and rufus' refusal to back down even though victor was sure he would- he accidentally runs him over

i feel like him dying would be too much here but also angst

so rufus dies and victor gets to keep the elixir and rescue the "osirian" (which is really gonna add insult to injury when he finds out) but he also has to live with the eternal guilt that comes with killing your nemesis who you may or may not have had a thing with in your youth

thats it. idk what this was

[fruityfroggy]

HELL YEAH

MEDICINE POCKET IS THE HOTTEST POCKETS!!!

The character development from “little person” to “hot pockets” omg, woe, waow, beautiful, incredible

I wish I could’ve gone from little to hot, but I just went from person to pockets😔

Teeth images is still teeth images tho (but she doesn’t need to change)

The post I’m referencing

[i-am-a-fan]

Is Lady bone demon and the brotherhood part of you DnD au ?

As of right now, no.

But depending on how much time i have, (and how well my players behave), I can probably write them in.

The lady bone demon would be the easiest one to too…

[the-prophecy]

you're if a girl had migraine as her obsessive lover

The only lover who's never gonna leave me i don't even have insecurities with it

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[jackyjackdraws]

I got this idea at 3am.

No, I won't elaborate further

[icedhotcocoa]

okay guys but in all seriousness the trump attempted assassination is going to rally the right like crazy. voter turnout will be going up. it is more crucial than ever that you SHOW UP AND VOTE IN THIS YEARS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[jeejyboard]

i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

[enemywasp]

I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method