#NO BATCEST

[insonniacaotica]

what is your favorite ao3 tag in the batman fandom and why is it "No Batcest | No Batfamily Incest (DCU)"

[lostpimplepatch]

Nightwing aerial silk routine to this song. Might add a part 2

Please comment even if its criticism. I need the motivation

[everwalldigan]

Without his baby vs with his baby (he literally birthed him idgaf)

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

Me scrolling through ao3:

Summary:Tim goes to Bruce for comfort when he can't fall asleep.

Me : oh! :D

Tags: kinktober

Me: oh-oh no D:

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(PLEASE THEY'RE FATHER-SON WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE)

[fanfics4thefanatics]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/43996617

[imthenextrobin]

Tim and Damian’s relationship is very dear to me to an extent that no other person will ever understand

After their rocky start, I imagine that they slowly form into the usual, “I hate you, i hate you more, want to get batburger? yeah sure.” relationship

Eventually, they they begin making eye contact whenever someone in the family does something wild, go to each other for advice, Damian makes a good painting of Tim and gives it to him as a random gift, which leads to Tim crying when he opened it, etc.

I’m also in love with Bernard, so the idea of Bernard meeting Damian and both of them bonding over teasing Tim (albeit Bernard’s is more lighthearted) makes me go crazy, which i’m sure I will write more about in another post.

(PS, I stole the eye contact thing from a fic, but I have no idea what it’s called, so if anyone recognizes it, credit to that author and give me the link because man i loved that work)

[kopi-kopi-bean-juice]

This is two Robins hanging out wdym just one?

[xylofondue]

I hate that we live in an age where I have to scour the tags before rb-ing anything with siblings in an affectionate manner in case it's tagged as incest.

-Fon

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

okay, hear me out-

Tim Drake Cinderella au.

Sure there’s a few tweaks that need to be ironed out but like think about it. It works entirely too well.

Okay so Tim Drake (Cinderella in this case) lives at home alone (most the time) and has to spend his days cooking, cleaning and just really trying to survive (Poor bb).

I’m coming up with ideas for the evil stepsisters, take your pick: a. His parents b. misunderstanding and it’s Dick and Jason c. Some bullies d. There is no stepsisters and he just made them up (they are like the mean voices in his head) bc he a lonely boyo

Alfred is obviously the fairy godmother hands down.

The ball is a gala Bruce Wayne is throwing.

and it also has Ever After themes (bc I am mentally unwell and that is my favorite Cinderella story/adaption ever)

please, dump your ideas in the reblogs and comments I need more

[nenehyuuchiha]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Fluff, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Drugs, Scarecrow's Fear Toxin (DCU), Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Bruce Wayne, Omega Dick Grayson, Pup Jason todd, Pup Tim Drake, Dick's Instant Adoption Habits, Drugged Babies, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Bruce Wayne Thinks He Can Resist His Own Adoption Instincts, Spoiler Alert: He can't., Male Lactation Summary:

Bruce Wayne brings home two pups dosed with fear toxin, so he can give them the antidote and place them into Child Services to be adopted.

Dick doesn't agree with the last part of that plan.

[bitter-hibiscus]

It sure is fun (to hate something you'll love when it's gone)

Rating: Teens And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Gen

Fandoms: Batman (Comics)

Relationships: Bruce Wayne & Jason Todd, Jason Todd & Rena, Jason Todd & Original Background Characters

Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne, Rena, (i dont think she has a last name), Shane, (also doesnt have a last name lmao), Original Characters

Additional Tags: Underage Drinking, Tattoos, Arguing, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Whump, Jason Todd is Robin, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, he fails really really hard, Self-Esteem Issues, Daddy Issues, Jason Todd Has Issues, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Addiction, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Jason thinks the f-slur in One Single Line but ig i should warn you of that, Not Beta Read, Author Is Sleep Deprived, and sad, Bad Decisions, Loss of sobriety

Language: English

Summary:

“Where were you, Jason?” Bruce repeats in place of a response, taking the cigarette out of his hands and stomping on it to put it out. Alfred will be upset about the ashes on the wood flooring.

God, what an asshole.

“Oh, Riddler an’ Black Mask were havin’ a tea party an’ they ask’d if I wan’ned ta join. Where d’you think I was?” Jason replies after a minute, words slowed down and heavy, trying to roll his eyes despite his furrowed brows and achieving nothing but a headache in the process. He lays both hands on Bruce’s hips for support to pull himself away. Bruce holds him by the nape of his neck before he can step back.

Or, the one where Jason gets a bad tattoo, fights with Bruce, and loses his sobriety streak. Not necessarily in that order.

[qcomicsy]

In honor of this war, any good bottom Jason fics that you know about?

that fact that you asked me this question shows how my dignity in this site are low

[brionysea]

Tim: I could fix Batman

Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead

Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!

Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you

Jason: Aw, thanks Tim

Tim:

Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...

Jason: Stop it

[charlierakib]

Tim: I could fix Batman

Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead

Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!

Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you

Jason: Aw, thanks Tim

Tim:

Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...

Jason: Stop it

[anxi04]

tim and bruce have an odd relationship to the rest of the family. they don’t act like father and son but it seems like they have a “deeper” bond than the others

bruce seems to take tim’s advice more seriously, bruce actually takes a break if tim tells him, tim still gets benched but not nearly as much as he should, and most confusingly, tim benched bruce once. not alfred benching bruce, TIM.

normally bruce has to be forced to take a break, and normally by alfred, but if tim says “you’re benched for a week” bruce? listens?

they have no idea why. some of them ask dick if he knows since he was there but he’s just as confused

and then despite all that there’s also such a strain between them? it’s really on the line of a professional relationship and almost a care taker. it’s very confusing. and then the times bruce gives tim a present or anything like that and tim stops and stares at him for a second, like he’s dissecting bruce. no one is able to fully figure it. until bruce is de-aged to tim’s robin era.

tim is very adamant about most of them, but especially jason and damian, do not reveal their names to him. for the time being they have a strictly professional relationship with their father who doesn’t know them.

they finally get some of the picture when they see tim start acting as bruce’s caretaker. tim switches between being gentle “hey, you need to sleep” to screaming at bruce. it always works. tim knows exactly which version bruce needs and it scares the team cause that has to require some practice

they’re then also thrown for a loop when they hear bruce call out jason’s name in a shocked voice, which makes sense cause he doesn’t know jason is alive but jason still has his helmet on so what? and then they hear a voice none of them have heard. except dick goes pale and jason’s breath hitches. and suddenly tim is responding to jason’s name and acting weird, almost like what some of dicks stories described jason as. and it’s so fucked up when they’re watching time act like someone else and bruce going along with it

the dynamic they’re getting is also fucked up once again when, during one of bruce’s really bad days, tim straight up acts like bruce’s parent. and bruce reacts well.

they’re all horrified by this. the realization that tim and bruce’s relationship has so many layers and that they do act like father and son sometimes. except bruce isn’t the father and tim isn’t the son

[ohno-its-sucrose]

The Boy Wonder #2 made me crazy actually