#NO! motherfucker!
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i cannot count the number of times i have said over and over again to the exact same people in my life "no my masking does not protect me - im doing this to reduce overall viral load so that im not contributing to someone elses death"
solidly into triple digits and its kind of petty but fuck me in the ass i am tired of being made to repeat this
#im not just dropping it out of nowhere#its coming from 'if you care about getting infected enough to wear a mask then-'#NO! motherfucker!#LISTEN to me or at least give me the respect to fact check what i fucking told you again and again endlessly#vent#enjoying our campfire while the world burns
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Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)
Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?
Odysseus: No :)
#the elf talks#epic spoilers#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#metal as fuck and understandable tbh#Ody really said you’re trapped in this storm with me motherfucker
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Cute Marvel Snap animation
#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#marvel snap#marvel#poolverine#that's their ship name right??? idk#heart eyes motherfucker#i feel like the image quality got fucked upon uploading but oh well#deadpoolian
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You used to have so much fun here, remember?
#THATS RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER#SONIC FANART FROM GPB#FUCK YOU!!! IM TWELVE AGAUN!!!!#sorry#ill be back to trek soon#i had to get it out of my system#sonic 3 is good#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic movie 3#sonic 3#maria robotnik#shadow the hedgehog#shhh theh are sleeping#not ship art dont be insane#sonic 3 fanart#sth fanart#sth#shadow and maria#ark siblings
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#pronouns motherfucker do you have them#oy vey the melodrama#conservatives want to be crushed under a giant boot don't they
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i love how we were scared theyd go full hetero for wicked but the movie turned out to be gayer than the play, and then the deleted scenes come out and it turns out it couldve been gayer somehow.
#gelphie#wicked#like what the hell was that#everyone cheered how gay yhe movie was and then bam#surprise motherfuckers they were gayer than u thought#and the adlibs were from the captain herself professor yuriana grande phd
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Ithaca saga my beloved
#ithaca saga#epic the musical#epic the ithaca saga#odysseus#penelope of ithaca#penelope#odysseus of ithaca#LOOK AT THESE DESPERATE MOTHERFUCKERS#CLINGING TO EACHOTHER AT LAST BECAUSE THE ONE THEY FINALLY WAITED FOR IS BACK AT LAST
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I'm proud of you for making it through today to this point.
There are 1461 days left until someone else is in office. There are 208 weeks until someone else is in office.
We will take them one at a time, together. Team cockroach.
#do not go gentle into that good night#be a bit of a bitch about it#all the nice queers are gone it's just us cockroach motherfuckers left#encouragement
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lavellan: “so the fade huh. thats cool”
solas: “are you attempting to…….,,.know me”
lavellan: “yeah kinda is there something wrong with that”
solas: “…”
solas: “i see you are a mage”
lavellan: “uh huh”
solas: “have you ever been dominated in the bedroom”
#no this is real dialogue that happened#what 2000 years of no pussy does to a motherfucker#dragon age#solas#solavellan
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hi tumblr i know this isn't my regularly scheduled fandom content but it IS bones and i know for sure there are some bone appreciators amongst the crowd so i thought it could be fun to share anyways
#my art#what do i even tag regular art as askfjsdf#bones#?#(we do bones motherfucker)#not tlt#anyways this is like my youtube banner and stuff atm
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The nightmares.
#dawg i have... so many ford posts that i need to get through/hj#love when my brain focuses on one motherfucker its so fun#gravity falls#stanford pines#bill cipher#kinda
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I love how Tamsyn Muir was like, in this world everybody’s totally cool about gender and sexuality, but there’s a new invented binary that’s culturally and religiously defining and dictates who people are allowed to love and/or fuck and the roles they play in society.
They’ve written volumes and volumes of religious texts about how to conform to these sacred binary roles and filthy porn about people fulfilling or breaking the stereotypes of these roles. The role a person fulfills is determined before they’re born and dictates every aspect of their life. Once in a while someone who’s supposed to be on one side of the socioreligious binary is born more suited to the other side and has to hide it all their life (Coronabeth). Sometimes people fall in love in a way the socioreligious binary declares blasphemous and they decide to love each other openly anyway, and it shocks and scandalizes people no matter how wholesome and lovely and mundane their relationship is (Abigail and Magnus).
And these sacred binary roles are not equal, oh no, as much as the religious doctrine crows the importance of both roles, one is supposed to sacrifice endlessly and unquestioningly for the other, body, mind, and soul. And these binary roles have existed for ten thousand years and were created by God and underlie the whole structure of the universe! But here’s the secret: there was a time before this sacred binary existed, and God is just Some Guy who made this shit up.
#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#slapping roof of book series#this motherfucker can fit so much gender in there
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