#ND humor

[empatheticquinoa]

Source: Autistic Surplus

[potato-on-your-head]

@princess-casserole @yes-im-the-violin-girl

What if we hyperfixated together? 😗 JK JK… unless- 😏

[disparatemind]

Hubby: *offers me a bite of his chocolate pudding cup*

Brain: NOPE THAT IS A TEXTURE™

Me: Sorry the request was denied by the board of executives

[spoonielols]

[hornedavies]

tim key mark watson and alex horne are out there creating speech patterns even gods not heard of. and i love them so so much

[hosh-rubaa]

I can read smut with a poker face.... Should I be proud of this newfound talent or should I just go jump into a pool and drown in shame????🥲

The struggle is real!!!!!!

Sb flex kr rahe hai to mai b karungi bc

[ev-cupcake]

[epicvampiretime]

people r all 4 ‘dark humor’ when its abt making fun of minorities nd shitting on them 4 not finding it funny but watch how quickly they get offended when u make a 9/11 joke or make fun of straight/cis people or draw elon musk pregnant or

[xypheris]

I like to think the universe gave me free will just to watch me use it to rewatch the same show 15 times.

[lovetogether]

Watching the old SNL bit on twin peaks was funny as a schizophrenic guy because a lot of Dale’s behavior aligns with junk we do/understand as a mentally ill person. So to watch a comedy skit that was essentially “the viewers think this guy is stupid” was great, completely expected. You people are so easy.

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

I am here to be annoying and off putting and sometimes look hot ✨✨✨

[notesbynor]

Andhera's character and the unseelie court really describes that neurodivergent experience of "being too much."

"You make too much noise"

"You feel things too much"

"You should be punished for showing your emotions"

And that punishment making it harder for them to hide their emotions.

It's an allegory about being too expressive that it's offputting for neurotypical people. It's about feeling things that most people don't (e.g. this noise is too loud for me but it's not for you). It's about being punished for being who you are and feeling how you feel.

But you are allowed to feel those feelings. They are valid emotions. You are not too much. You will find people who will love you for you and all your emotions. You don't have to erase that part of yourself that feels too much. You can embrace the kindness in that big heart of yours and show it to those who deserve to have you as you are.

[futureassassin]

im so excited to go to therapy for the first time ever on thursday! shes gonna be like well whats your problem nd im gonna be like "well. y'see. there are bugs in my legs and the only way to get them out is through stabbing. lol. lmao even." and shes gonna be all "woah! youre crazy insane! i am going to kill you now." and ill just be "ok. lol." and then i die. badly.

[lavellane]

actually ok. a-mancers reblog this and tell me in the tags if your detective went for the kiss or not and why

[infizero]

ok guys i dont wanna be a hater but im gonna be 100% honest i didnt rlly like the nimona movie 😭 I MEAN IT WAS FUN. it was nice. but i feel like it was missing everything that made me like the original graphic novel and honestly by the last like 30 minutes i was kind of just waiting for it to be over so i could read the book again 😭 NO HATE TO ANYONE WHO RLLY LIKED IT believe me when i say i dont think it is bad or anything. but i feel like just sooooo much was changed that it didnt feel like nimona at all to me. idk how to explain it, im sure once i reread the book i’ll be able to put it into words since the original will be more fresh in my mind. i think it was good but as someone who was literally obsessed w the og graphic novel it was honestly kinda disappointing. but i dont rlly care honestly its still rlly cool it got a movie!! 

but in my mind at least it proves that some things dont need to be made into a movie. ppl act like movies are the best form a piece of media can take and if something gets made into a movie then that’d be the peak form of it. but i honestly think nimona works wayyyyyy better in its original graphic novel form. most of the early stuff is way more slice of life lowkey stuff that lets you get attached to ballister and nimona as characters and get invested in their relationship w each other, BEFORE all the angsty final act stuff happens. also there honestly was just a ton of stuff that felt to me like it worked better in the original, like jousting tournament thing instead of the knighting ceremony, nimona being captured and being forced to turn into her “true” form rather than this new version with it just sort of happening bcuz of Emotions, etc. also the movie suffered from a lot of pacing and tone issues imo but the former i think is just from that lack of the slow buildup of their friendship, and the latter is something that i think just worked better in the book. idk again I’LL BE ABLE TO SAY THIS STUFF MORE CONCRETELY WHEN I ACTUALLY REREAD THE BOOK but i dont remember there being so much jokes and goofy shit DURING serious scenes. like iirc in the original during serious scenes it was SERIOUS. but in the movie theres so many unnecessary unfunny jokes and stuff. idk IDK i probably just had too high expectations idk. anyways

[vulpinesaint]

absolutely unreasonable over this coworker that i rlly like rn. thank god i don't like men or i would have fucking Lost it by now! as it is i don't even know what has me so dkfjghsdf about him i'm just sitting there with my head in my hands going "he's so normal about trans people..."