#NATM2 Incorrect Quote

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Incorrect Quote

At an after-hours, exhibit-only Smithsonian party, in a perfect world where the tablet has a broader range.

Al: This is my 'I'm available' face.

Napoleon: Well, s-stop it- my god. *Looks around nervously* People will think the shrimp are bad-

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Kamunrah: any other questions?

Ivan: da.

Kamunrah: what is it?

Ivan: where does an extremely sick cat go?

Al Capone: *muttering* here we go again.

Kamunrah: ...what?

Ivan: the IC mew.

Kamunrah: get out.

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Incorrect Quote: The Time Ivan tried to Take Care of a 'Baby'

(Baby played by a Bag of Flour)

Ivan, after Napoleon asks him how its going: Yesterday, I actually had a dream my flour sack was abducted,

Ivan: ... *Thousand yard stare* And the kidnappers started sending me muffins in the mail...

Al's in the background laughing his evil ass off.

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Incorrect Quote

Al being bummed he cant go to Y/N's wedding (And crash it).

Al: I think people make too much out of weddings in general. If it needs a tent, its a circus.

Napoleon: Says the man that got up at 4am to watch the royal wedding.

Al: I had to pee!

Ivan: For three h o u r s??

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Incorrect Quote

Al, holding a gun to Larry's head: Any last requests, pig?

Larry: Uh, yeah, loosen the knot and let me go.

Ivan, Napoleon, and Al: *Look at eachother, confused* Oh...

Ivan, Napoleon, and Al: *All look to Kah* Do we let him go??

Kahmunrah:

Kahmunrah: Of course we don't let him go!!

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Incorrect Quote x3

Al: Can you swim??

Y/N: Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it.

Al, picking Y/N up: Trust me, it calls for it. *Tosses them over the side of the enflamed boat*

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Rourke: Can you swim?

Y/N: Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it-

Rourke: Trust me, it calls for it. *Picks Y/N up and chucks them off the sinking boat.*

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Michael, gesturing: *Can you swim??*

Y/N: Well, yeah, of course I can swim- if the occasion calls for it-

Michael: *Already yanking them up into his arms and then yeeting them off the boat... that is on fire.

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*The NATM2 Rogues are playing a game of Family Feud.*

Napoleon, the host: *Reading off a card* In this bad economy, what might Santa have to do with one of his reindeers?

Ivan: -Eat one.

Napoleon: *Gasp*

Al: :D XD :D XD XD *YES Ivan!! High-five!*

Napoleon: You stop high-fiving him for zhat!!

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Incorrect Quote

Upon visiting Kah's actual body (Rather then the wax figure seen in the movie).

Napoleon: Come on Ivan- smile!

Ivan: *Makes a horrifying expression, with the corners of his lips pulled taught against his cheeks and eyes popping from his head*

Al: Jesus- we're here to see Kah, not kill Batman.

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Kahmunrah: then I shall rule this world!

Ivan: *whispers into Kahmunrah's ear* bees...

Kahmunrah: excuse me, what?