#My precious squid boi

[oautie]

Happy new year!!!

Heres the version without text

Feliz navidad amigos

[errruvande]

Don't hate my baby

[bragganhyl]

patch 4 is going to take 5ever to download but i'm soooo excited for it

[gyaruhana]

Would you consider writing thanos from squid game with like a dog hybrid reader? I know that sounds weird 😭

Thanos/Choi Su-bong - Dog Hybrid!reader headcannons

Synopsis: sfw + nsfw headcannons of thanos with a reader who's a dog hybrid

A/N: this is a cute lil idea i mess with it

Warnings: smut content, ear and tail tugging,

SFW

➠ thinks your a cutie from the moment he saw you honestly

➠ immediately flirted with you and holy moly when your tail wagged he found you 10 times more adorable

➠ constantly petting playing with your hair and ears

➠ actually likes to touch your tail sometimes too

➠ you're soft tail is highkey a stress reliever for him😭😭 he pretty much does it subconsciously after a while

➠ love love loves having you in his lap all the time

➠ sees you as his precious little puppy honestly so don't be surprised if he baby talks you a little bit

➠ If you get jealous when he's talking to someone and growl, his heart literally melts

➠ when he gets jealous, he has a tendency to grab you by the back of your neck and pull you away from whoevers flirting

➠ calls you good girl/good boy all the time

➠ does mess around with you from time to time by throwing a ball and telling you to fetch

➠ (which you do go and fetch it)

➠ Overall, loves how cute you are and can't keep his hands off you.

NSFW

➠ mocks you all the time in bed because of your whining

➠ Really loves taking you from the back so he can pull at your tail lightly

➠ literally obsessed with making your ears twitch so he always over-stimulates you

➠ every time you whine he gets even harder somehow and only goes faster

➠ so rough it's crazy like you will be crying/whimpering and it will make him laugh

➠ actually likes making you ride him sometimes but you have to do all the work

➠ He will scratch behind your ears as you try to ride his cock and he will have the most evil smirk on his face ever knowing you're struggling to keep up the pace

➠ If you don't want him to cum inside then he'll pull out and jerk off till he releases on your tail instead

➠ that being said he really does like fucking his cum into you because he'd love to breed you full (even if you can't give birth he still fucks you full because he loves it)

➠ genuinely might bite your ears lightly if he's feeling really mean

➠ Overall, really rough in bed and likes pulling at your ears and tail

"C'mon.. keep riding me, baby. Or can you not handle my cock? Is it too much for your little puppy heart to handle?" He speaks as he looks up at you with a mocking pout - pretending to be sympathetic to your struggle. You let out a whine in response as you slowly lifted yourself up before dropping back down on his cock. The cry you let out made him laugh as he gently pinched your puppy ear that he had originally been scratching gently. In a moment, he pulled out before flipping you over onto your stomach and immediately shoving his cock back inside you with one solid thrust. "Fine. I'll breed you with my cum for you, slut,"

[sfhvn-alltheas]

An open letter to Netflix and for everyone who feels the same

I would like to apologize in advance for any linguistic errors, English is not my native language, but I will do my best to express my concerns appropriately.

I am reaching out to you to express my deep disappointment at your cancellation of Dead Boy Detectives. The news of your decision hit me hard and I would like to ask you to reconsider. I understand that Netflix is ​​a company that is about money, about numbers, about streams, about performance. It is a business and the decisions are based not on emotions but on lucrative fundamentals.

We all know that.

But this cannot work in the long term, not without an outcry from your viewers. Because what you do is selling dreams. You might not see us, but we are here, we are being absorbed into the alternative realities you have created. We live these dreams you sold us. 

You know this, you know that you mostly produce more than just mindless entertainment that is subsequently forgotten, and that is exactly why I feel so let down by you. You are aware that our hearts and souls are attached to these characters, that’s what you want and it totally makes sense. Because whoever is emotional involved stays long term. A show can be so many different things for different people: a place of well-being, comfort, escapism, distraction, mental support, self-discovery. Queer and inclusive programs in particular help people and make them feel seen, understood and accepted. A show can be the only light in a darkness that so many people find themselves in today. A show with their characters can save lives.

How then do only numbers decide whether something continues or not? 

You, as the producer of dreams, have a responsibility to us. Money and numbers should be secondary in your industry. Feel free to call me naive, I am, I like to be, I have to be in this world, but I believe in humanity, in the values ​​that you claim to represent. Not every show can bring in billions. Not all of them can be Wednesday, Squid Game or Bridgerton. Not within fourteen days, not without support. With your impatience, you are depriving great shows of the chance to grow and, over time, attract the viewership that meets your expectations. What I'm trying to express here isn't only about Dead Boy Detectives. It's a fundamental problem.

I am not okay with this

Julie and the Phantoms

The OA

The Society

1899

Six of Crows

Shadow and Bone

Archive 81

Lockwood & Co.

Glamorous

Half Bad: The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself

First Kill

Inside Job

Midnight Club

Warrior Nun

- just to name a few. All this shows have met the same fate, they all were cancelled too soon and never got the chance to grow, to become a next Stranger Things, the next slowburn success.

This has to stop! Imagine having cancelled Stranger Things after one season back in the days. What you would have missed! Instead, you give up on shows too easily without hesitation and disappoint the very people who could have been your allies in the effort to bring the next success.

I honestly don't understand that. And it's not fair either. Not to us, not to the creators and actors who gave their everything. You should trust them to be capable of creating something epic if only they had a little more time. 

I'll tell you how it is: The news that Dead Boy Detectives had been cancelled is devastating. My life pretty much sucks for a few years now and there is little to nothing that still brings me joy. A second season has been the only thing I've been looking forward to these past few months, the anticipation has been the reason I'm still here. You took that away from me. From all of us that are like me. Now I’m sitting here and write this letter, hoping to save the show that has given me so much confidence and joy and meaning, visibility and understanding that it's okay to be who I am. It's not fair that I have to fight to keep this precious show instead of enjoying it while I deal with the wreckage of my life. 

If you don't understand that what you're doing is impacting so many people, then maybe you shouldn't be selling dreams. Better sell electronics.

I won't stop fighting for what means so much to me. It's not too late yet, you can at least right the wrong you did with Dead Boy Detectives. Please do it, give Dead Boy Detectives another chance. We, the viewers, deserve it, the creators and actors deserve it, and most of all the show itself deserves it because it is the greatest thing I have seen in many years.

Thank you for your time and for considering my request.

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: Characters with Bothersome Traits

Debut: Tetris Blast

I am the kind of person who is delighted by, among other things, a certain pairing of words that many (sad) people may never think to consider in their lives. This pair of words is "Tetris Characters". I have already told you about some of those in the form of personified blocks, but there are even more, and this will certainly not be my last time mentioning the topic!

Tetris Blast is a Tetris spinoff, in particular, a version of the Bombliss game mode made for the Game Boy. It is like Tetris, but each Tetri- or Tri- or Domino has at least one Mino that is a bomb! The standard completed row does not automatically disappear, but if it contains a bomb, that bomb will detonate, destroying blocks around it. And this is what I was doing, playing the standard mode, when every five stages, I was greeted by a new little critter dancing on a stage! What a lovely surprise! But who were these creatures?

It turns out this game also has a Fight Mode! Where you Fight some guys! The manual refers to them as characters with bothersome traits, so that's as close to a band name for them as we'll get. Let's meet them all RIGHT NOW!

Cubit Cubit is a bit spunchlike, but if our favorite sponge was a grumpy nudist! It is the most basic of all these creatures, and just wanders around. I like its round armless hands. A very easy guy to obliterate.

Scraptor No offense to Cubit, but Scraptor is already way more interesting! It's a very geometric creature, a square "diamond" whose body is split into two halves. It is actually one big mouth, and the halves detach on a tiny hinge to open and eat bombs! This was the very first of these creatures I saw, because it is the first one that dances in the intermission scenes. What an incredible first impression!

Gloop Gloop is a little cutie! It is like a drop a dollop a squeezing. It also looks like an extremely simplified cartoon whale! You know how there is a whale emoji and also a cartoon whale emoji? Gloop could be the next stage of evolution. I also really love the way it laughs. It looks so innocent, but then laughs in a way that looks SO mocking, it feels like the cuteness is a facade!

Creepa Creepa is another little cutie, which there are bound to be many of when looking at little guys exclusive to a Game Boy game. I like that it is cylinder-shaped, like it came out of a can, or is a can! Though it looks cylindrical, its bothersome trait is to make extra blocks. And I also like its shoes. If it didn't have the shoes, it would be as basic as Cubit, probably. But basic isn't bad!

Squidly Squidly is my favorite of these guys! Look at it!!! It is like they distilled everything cute about Creepa into an even cuter form! Its smile is smaller, more gentle. Its eyes are bigger and bulge from the sides of its head, like its namesake, a squid! It has no arms to make it feel even more like a Video Game Creature, and yet still wears those excellent shoes. I guess the shape isn't necessarily an upgrade from Creepa, but this would be precious regardless of shape, and I am neutral about the change. Actually, it reminds me of a well-used eraser, and now that I thought of that, I like the shape even more! If this wasn't enough, Squidly has the ability to make entire rows of blocks, and after it does this, it dances happily, like it knows you can't get it now. This would typically be rude, but it's so cute that it can't be rude. I think it is truly just delighted!

Dug Grub Dug Grub probably has the best name in the game! Any name related to larvae is a winning name to me! If my name was Maggie I would always specify "like maggot" when telling it to people. Dug Grub is like a blob with a frog's head, and its eyes bulge SO much that they sometimes even appear to be floating! It has the bothersome trait of eating Mega Bombs, which is one of the most bothersome traits of all, because those things are precious resources. But if anything has to have an Eating Something Large Special Attack, it would be a Frog Blob.

Shadow Shadow is a cheeky little potato of a cyclops creature. Oh so cheeky, but also seems to be a bit of a sore loser! Get over it, am I right? It's just Bombs. It has Squidly's row creation ability in addition to probably the coolest ability in the game: it is able to enlarge its eye and envelop the playing field in darkness, which momentarily freezes the player's actions! I guess that is how it gets its name. I also must assume that the reason the screen goes dark is that its eye gets so big and effective that it is Seeing all that light before any of us gets a chance to. Save some for me! *Shadow's pupil burps*

B-Boy Finally we have B-Boy. Probably short for Ball-Boy. But there are so many possibilities... Buddy-Boy? Buckaroo-Boy? Boisterous-Boy? Maybe his real name is Baby-Boy and his parents dote on him so much, and he changed it out of embarrassment. He also adopted a new persona. Smug. Mischievous. Don't worry, he'll probably grow out of it after middle school. But for now, he is a real Bothersome-Boy! He ALSO has stolen Squidly's row creation ability! Squidly is such a trailblazer and I think would be justified in suing. Worst of all, though, B-Boy has a Bomb Attack that can actually regenerate his own health! Not an orb to be underestimated! Indeed, this is an orb to restart the level multiple times as a result of. A real Bad-Boy!

[fluffywings13]

So to the lovely anon who asked about poseidon and percy t fic....perhaps.....

But imagine a world where Poseidon and the Seafam play an active role in little baby Percy growing up. Despite Zues's asinine rules and laws and bullshit.

Posiedon is there. Amphitrite is there. Triton is there. Sally is there.

Takes a village to raise a child right?

Heres a small sneak peek!

Poseidon would not think to be accused of the same mistreatment of his only land born child in this century. “Come, my Prince, you can down it. Strong as your táta. Come to me my most precious of pearls.” The royal family lived by their own Laws, heeding none other, Zeus would never be so brazen enough to strike down the Sea God and his Immortal Family so near to his domain. Though calmed with age and time, Poseidon was still considered one of those among them not to temp, his unpredictable nature made him ever more dangerous then the Council combined. “A few more steps, just a few more, I await to hold you with an eagerness untold of.”

Their place of meeting was the beaches of Montauk, the Land Born child of the Sea living peacefully in the safe walls of the cabin only a few steps from the waves that reside in his blood lapping at the sandy ground underfoot. Furnished to the liking of one ever Spirited Sally Jackson with mixed artfully with the tones of the boy’s Divine Sea Ruling Family.

Percy Jackson knew not of a moment in his short but exuberant life of pain or as though part was missing, no stories of a missing father who supposedly held adoration for him despite his otherwise radio silence, no striking hand of an abusive step father. 

Giggling adorably is the nine month of Sea Prince, the breeze from the open expanse of waters behind the royals gathered just in the rolling surf ruffles through the boy’s squid ink black hairs, eyes that change hues based on emotion maintain a glow of the same shine of his dearest táta awaiting his arrival with hardly concealed excitement. Witnessing one’s babe take their first steps was a celebratory occasion transcending mortality. Poseidon hadn’t been there to witness his youngest Prince's true first cruising but he nor his wife and elder son had wasted even a thought of a moment when the prayer of their mortal counterpart reached their ears in the depths of the child reaching this momentous milestone. 

Amphitrite maintains the ability not to laugh at her dearest husband’s excitement, especially so when the same hands though smaller in size are seen reaching from her other side, father and son share only a moment of a glance, a challenge to see whom the babe will come to first initiated in their shared glance of silence. 

And Triton had claimed no fondness for the babe.

Giggling with her baby, Sally holds both tiny hands tight and secure as she simply assists her treasure in his stumbly pundy legged amble to those who await him at the waters edge, Percy pauses for only a moment to glance between his papa and big brother both of whom beckoning him forward.

Let it be known on the record that Poseidon, Lord of the Seas, is a dirt rotten cheater. His wife laughing openly at his side as their son reaches around her to smack his Father’s arm with the accusation being spoken into existence as the demi-god ambles into the Sea Lord’s waiting embrace. She takes a moment to observe her husband, simply take him in for a moment of observation, as he crows in elation to the sight of his youngest son’s first steps. The way his eyes glow in a manner she hasn’t seen in…Since his first of his many halfing children…his deep rumbling laughter in tune with the infants youthful pitched squeals as he lifts him from the gentle waves among the the shore up above his head.

[my-rose-tinted-glasses]

Happy New Year! I've been writing too many recaps lately so this will be brief. Anyway as usual, spoilers and opinions below, read at your own risk.

QL - Currently Watching

🇹🇭 Caged Again [8/10] - The most wonderful surprise. Junior is an incredible character. I'm hoping they finish this one strong. 🇹🇭 Fourever You [14/16] - I don't know why I'm still watching. I really don't. 🇯🇵Miseinen [9/10] - I think some of the changes they made from the source material really didn't help the story in the second half of the show. And this last episode just felt like they were more focused on continuing the visual metaphors than to actually move the story forward in a way that made sense. I'm kinda disappointed tbh.

🇹🇭 Perfect 10 Liners [11/24] - I really like YothaGun. Mostly because I really like Yotha, mostly because I really like Perth. But grumpy/sunshine pairings are a favourite of mine and they are really good in those particular boxes. I need to know what happened between Yotha and Wa, although I think he probably cheated on him which is why Yotha goes around breaking couples up.

🇹🇭 Sangmin Dinneaw [1/8] - Finally a collab where the language barrier is used for the story and for humor instead of whatever has been done till now. They cute. Really like the setting.

🇹🇼 See Your Love [11/13] - It's like watching two shows in one. On one side we have the most endearing couple. They are completely in love with each other and helping each other through their individual issues. And the other...I don't really know what's happening.

🇹🇭 The Heart Killers [6/12] - I'm still watching quietly.

🇹🇭 ThamePo [3/12] - They are so charming and earnest. And Est is too beautiful for this world. I'm really enjoying this one and I like the pacing so far.

🇹🇭 Your Sky [7/12] - They are very compelling to watch. So precious. But this last episode wasn't great. I hate what they are doing with Oh and really hope he just goes away. Great ensemble though.

QL - Finished

🇯🇵Love in the Air Koi - I appreciated the condensed stories, with less filler and the parallel kidnappings. And I preferred this version of the second couple.

🇯🇵 Love is a Poison - I adore them. Shiba is such a fascinating and original character. The actors did an incredible job, and I could watch them be battle husbands for 5 more seasons. Oh and the succulents. I will miss them most of all.

🇹🇭 My Stand-In - Final thoughts here.

🇹🇭 Spare Me Your Mercy - It's interesting in the context of euthanasia but not much else. The crime part of this was messy and the romance was practically not existent or otherwise not believable.

Others - Watched

🇹🇭High School Frenemy | 🇨🇳Fangs of Fortune | 🇯🇵Lion no Kakurega |🇰🇷 Squid Game 2

Coming in January: 05/01 - 🇹🇭 The Boy Next world 06/01 - 🇹🇭Ossan's Love Thailand 09/01 - 🇯🇵 When it Rains, It Pours - 🇯🇵 Call Me by No-Name 15/01 - 🇹🇼 Impression of Youth

I've finished my yearly recap by country. Korea | Thailand | Japan. I hope you all have the most wonderful year. As usual my ask box is open. 💜

[ryuichirou]

Replies

A couple of replies today, and let’s hope that I’ll finish a hc post tomorrow 💪😔 Sorry to everyone who’s been waiting for very long…

Anonymous asked:

…

Is that Floyd’s way of winning the game?

(this is about this comic!)

Probably… maybe this is why Jade and Azul don’t want to play with him :( Well, Firefly Squid senpai is much better anyway~

Anonymous asked:

you know, have you ever seen a mushroom diagram? if not tl;dr it looks like a certain thing you'd shove up your ass, and butt plug functional, my favorite! just curious, would jade ever want to have some fun and shove one of his precious mushrooms up Idia's ass? mushrooms as in plural because he can fit more than one in there, of course. also begs the question if he would purposely pick mushrooms which gives effects simply by skin contact to make his ass so unbearable itchy he'd beg for jade to shove his pillar inside lolol

I probably should have replied to this one yesterday when I was replying to the rest of this bunch of Jade-related asks, technically it’s the same theme, oops!

First of all, you are absolutely right, and there is no way it didn’t also occur to Jade. And since he is so good at recognising different types of mushrooms, he definitely knows the ones that are perfect girth-wise and are hard enough to use effectively… and which ones aren’t good in terms of these aspects, but great for other purposes, i.e. shoving them into Idia’s ass to make him see galaxies and feel the tingles.

The itch though!! This is just cruel, but also very true to Jade. Idia shouldn’t worry, the pillar will scratch every itch that the pillar’s owner induced himself…

characharing asked:

hi, to the jade anon, i've seen a fic where Jade steals the reader who has a crush on Floyd! tbh i do prefer Floyd, he's adorable and i like crushing hugs that glue my bones back to my flesh, but Jade deserves better (another good fic with Jade i saw was the one where the reader begins to hear thoughts, Jade is super adorable in that one, he's trying so hard to get his cute pearl uwu tbh i took those two fics as propaganda so now i write my own with cute Jade propaganda)

i can drop the names if not found, don't give up on letting Jade be your first male lead! Land (heh) that eel boy!

There you go, some more Jade appreciation from people lol I can’t really add anything to this one, but I’ll post it… right after the cursed reply about shoving mushroom in different places 😔 Regular occurrence in this establishment.

[pttucker]

Fei Hu glared at the uninvited guest Han Sooyoung with unhappy eyes. Jung Heewon alternated her gaze between him and Kim Dokja on her back and a nice idea suddenly popped up in her head. "My liege!" As if she was re-enacting the 'Flag Contest', she quickly embraced Kim Dokja and shouted out in an impassioned voice. "My liege, are you alright??" His pale Incarnation Body sagged limply in her arms and shook around a little. "Oh, my king!" Everyone was now looking at her. Lee Jihye's jaw dropped slightly, while Han Sooyoung looked dumbfounded. As for Fei Hu… "Ah…" He looked as if he understood everything now. "I see, Incarnation Jung Heewon. So, that's how it was…" His gaze shifted from Jung Heewon, Han Sooyoung and to Lee Jihye, before eventually landing on Kim Dokja's face next. He sneakily bit his lip. Like a tragic extra feeling envious of the chosen protagonist, he slowly lowered his head and turned around to leave.

Heewon!

...Well that's one use for an annoying, passed out squid man who tried to sacrifice himself again.

(AND WHO JUST GOT HIMSELF KIDNAPPED! AGAIN! BY THE SAME FREAKING GUY! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? KIM DOKJA!!!)

Ahhhhhh and the narration calling Dokja the chosen protagonist!!!! And this other guy is just some tragic extra. COULD WE BE ANY MORE META?

Oh man and the way Sooyoung just shoves Fei Hu all "get tf outta my way where is Kim Dokja?" 😂

And Uriel is over there about to be all "catch these hands" and restart an entire war. 😂 How dare you flirt with her precious Heewon! She will kill you.

Wait until Dokja gets back and flirt with him instead. You're a pretty boy so Uriel will probably forgive you.

...Though Sooyoung may not...

And Joonghyuk... well... Joonghyuk seems like maybe he needs a nap right about now.

And Hyunsung is a sword.

[metaknight]

sonic generations stuff

The dialogue from Omega, Maria and Rouge is so cute omg I go back to them every time anything changes to see what they say next, they're so precious and aaaaaa

it's true i don't wanna leave the white void

also squid time is a blast this game is amazing my boy is THRIVING

[squidsquadlove]

MY PRECIOUS SQUID BOYS!!!

[sharonisthebettercarter]

Merfolk!Au where The spider crew benignly kidnap Peter B., thinking that he needs help and Miguel comes back for him (he's apocalyptically pissed). Miguel is an octopid and Peter is a goldfish. Miguel's claws are retractable on both his hands and tentacles. Miguel can regrow limbs and can change color of his tentacles at will. Also yes, he inks. Inky boi!

... so my first thought for miguel was vampire squid...

and then i was leik OH YES please please please please PLEASE~<3!!!!

i NEED IT--

lmao, yes. yes to everything plus INKY BOI~<3!! when i do mer au's, i do tend to combine certain canon elements to make mer forms allusions to the original but i LOVE the idea of goldi peter and octo miguel~<3<3<3

tho i must admit, i'd be moar likely to do some kinda blend/maybe combine for that allusion/fantasy fish element (like the vampy squid for miguel~<3<3<3<3 but also *maybe* spiderfish for petey pie~<3) because i like deep sea horrors... but also ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

deep sea glowy vampy octopid with spiny lil spider carp/koi(goldi's and koi are carps!)~<3 maybe?

i LOVE that tho, *apocalyptically* pissed~<3!! YES~<3!!

i do imagine peter just being an idiot who gets caught in the fishing nets, not even that they intentionally kidnap him lol

mer aus can be pretty basic but there's def a lot to explore worldbuilding wise there. i like to include mers, sirens, and beast kin for various subcategories and differing abilities.

singing for sirens and sometimes mers for example, but voraciously carnivorous appetites for sirens and verious beast kin types.

there are also a ton a themes to explopre there but they do dive a little outward from them both being mers.

marine biologist, classic crabby hermit, lil mermaid rescue a dumb human vibes are always great choices for some variation. LOVE the idea of a scientist discovering this supposedly *mythical* beast is actually extremely intelligent. love it even moar when they get caught on purpose *possibly* to study the human, or even that the 'human' person secretly has mer blood in them without knowing~<3

OOH~<3! here's an idea<3<3<3

inky boi miguel is a marine biologist (who is aware of his own mer's blood BUTT avoids the water maybe because of some certain... hungry tendencies~<3), peter is the idiot fish boi who's trying to get his attention and keeps getting captured, on purpose (after the first time at least~<3) just to get his attention~<3<3<3

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BUTT~! do also love the idea of miguel being a very clingy and protective octopid for his goldi petey pie~<3<3<3

OOH OHH!!!

CAN'T forget to mention but... PIRATES~<3<3<3

which might not so 'benignly' kidnap a pretty golden petey pie~<3<3<3

they do say the *flesh* of a mermaid can give *immortality*. maybe miguel already knows the truth of that rumor~<3 maybe he knows the cost that follows in a thirst for human blood/flesh, cursed to be an aquatic/replace the one killed~<3 maybe he's the captain and toying with his precious petey~<3<3<3

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ahhhh, so many ideas, so little time~<3

[shipsgaysfordays]

Chapter 2: Witty Title

Link to chapter 1 of “is it everything your heart desired?” here

This is chapter 2 of my Minnie/Poppy fic, finally posting this here due to the whole ao3 situation. I’m titling this chapter witty title because I honestly can’t remember what the title was.

Wednesday, September 1, 1971

“Minerva,” Poppy greets, getting the response of a short nod. The woman’s eyes wander to that glowing gold ring, just as bright as the first time she’d ever seen it, if not even brighter and more shimmering like the sun. 

“You’ve heard of…” Poppy’s words dropped off, people could be listening, ears are everywhere and it’s not her right to spew the secrets of a little kid. 

“Yes, it seems we will have to work together once again Madame Pomfrey.”

“You haven’t got to act like it’s a death sentence to be in the same room, McGonagall.”

“Let’s just hope it’s not, for him especially. I’ve heard how little research has been done about…the condition,” Minerva retorted slyly. 

“I’ve looked at what I could, but yes, you’re right, there’s not much favorable or helpful information about the condition…have any guesses what house he might end up in?” Poppy pondered. 

Minerva was silent. 

“I guess we’ll see,” Poppy said as she started walking away, over to her own seat for the grand sorting and dinner. Quite a bore to endure after the years, no matter what house they were sorted into, they would always end up in the hospital wing for some reason or another. Pridefulness of trying to accomplish overcomplicated spells. Pranks, though they hadn’t been too common, thankfully. And of course the flying death trap that is quidditch. 

Random kids get sorted as it always goes, the hat screaming random names like: “James Potter, GRYFFINDOR!” or “Dorcas Meadowes, SLYTHERIN!” The names go on and on, though there was truly only one student that caught her attention, Remus Lupin. A cruel choice of name, though it’s better than Rudolfa Lupin which was written on some of his records. Truly Lupin would make it a bit difficult to hide as a wolf, then again, many of these kids are more interested in their personal issues so there’s a great likelihood that none would notice. Hopefully.

“Remus Lupin, GRYFFINDOR!” The boy made a bit of a face, like he was expecting something different. A different name? A different house? Who could say?

Later within the night Pomfrey stared at the piles of papers on her desk. Pre-existing conditions to be aware of for certain students. Mobility aids and how to fix aids that break for other students. Allergies and cures. Popular hexes and their counters. Things any good medi-witch should be aware of. Though as she stared at all the lines and letters that began floating together, her mind wandered to so long ago. 

…

Friday, September 27th, 1963

“You know, you’ve really gotta get out about the grounds,” Minerva stood in the doorway with a sly smile. 

“Oh, and why’s that?” Poppy turned away from her documenting of the day’s patients.

“Well firstly,” Minnie glided through the room, “it’s good for your health, you should know that. A sedentary life stuck in a clinic is good for no woman.”

“I get out to your precious quidditch pitch often enough,” Poppy turned her focus back to the papers in front of her.

Minerva was having none of that, turning her newfound friend's chair around to face her as she spoke, “Only for work, you need to get out and see the sights, do something for fun! Not just to care for the students.”

“And where would you have me go, Minerva? What sights are there to see?” Poppy’s lip curled, sighing. 

“There’s the lake–”

“Introducing me to the squid now?” Poppy laughed. 

Minnie rolled her eyes, “No, I’d rather not deal with all the complaining and shrieking that would cause. Truly though, the lake is a gorgeous sight under the stars…like tonight.” 

“Tonight?” Poppy’s eyebrow raised. 

“Yes, tonight,” Minnie grabbed Poppy’s hands and started guiding her out the room. 

“And I have no choice in the matter?”

“Absolutely none, come on Pomfrey, see the beauty this school has to offer.”

I already am, Poppy thought, lovestruck as they walked through the mostly empty and silent midnight halls.

After rows and rows of steps, doors, steps, doors, grass, finally they were at the lake. Poppy could swear she could hear the squid snore, though maybe that was just bubbling waves or the wind. 

“So,” Minerva finally spoke after a long bit of silence, “is it everything your heart desired?” 

Poppy looked at the way the stars reflected in the lake, glowing little dots alongside the silhouette of the trees and rocks. She stared down at the water, straight at her wavy reflection, as she pondered the question she could feel Minerva’s stare. The lake looked even more watery for a moment, until Poppy realized that the water was coming from her own eyes…her tears. 

“No,” Poppy said sarcastically as she tried to wipe away the strange and uncalled for tears. Yet still, they kept coming. 

Minerva’s hand moved to Poppy’s cheek, brushing away the tears and then simply holding her face. It felt warm, the comfort of what could only be called home. Though the dark night sky made it harder to see some of their faces, it felt as though Minerva could see into her soul. 

“Then what does your heart desire?” Minnie asked a silly question, a return of sarcasm, but as she held Poppy’s face it felt far more serious, far more real. 

Poppy’s eyes went about as wide as the lake, “I–” she began choking out a response, praying that the woman holding her face wouldn’t feel just how warm it was, “I should go back.”

“What does your heart desire?” Minnie stepped close enough for Poppy to feel the warmth of her breath. By this point she felt as hot as the sun, no doubt a fever would come. 

“Something it cannot have.”

“How do you know?” Minerva countered. 

“I just do,” Poppy reached up for Minnie’s hand, bringing it back down, holding their hands at their sides, “I should really turn in for the night. You never know what early morning shenanigans the kids will get up to.”

“What does your heart desire?” Minerva asks one more time, a sense of uneasy curiosity in her voice. 

“Well if I told you then I wouldn’t be the medi-witch of mystery, now would I?”

“No fair.”

“It wouldn’t be quite fair for me to tell you all my secrets and you to tell me none.”

“It sounds perfectly fair to me,” Minerva smiled.

Poppy rolled her eyes, “You’re delirious and should get to bed.”

“Take me to yours,” she joked, biting her lip.

“Definitely delirious, possibly fatigue induced insanity.” 

“Transfiguration.”

“What?” Poppy stopped in her tracks. 

“You still haven’t come to visit me, I figure you haven’t discovered what I teach, it’s transfiguration. Now I don’t have to find you everytime and you have an excuse to get out of that boring buggering hospital wing.” 

“Does the offer for tea and biscuits still stand?” 

“Always,” Minnie squeezed her hand.

…

Thursday, September 2, 1971

Poppy fell asleep at her desk, a not so uncommon occurrence within the first few weeks back. 

Always, the word stuck in her mind, in her memory, yeah, right. But soon enough they would need to meet up and discuss the lycanthrope, and nothing else.

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Worst IE scenes/episodes that only in my head :

Unmei's first job :

>Unmei find out his mom has been sabotaging his health this whole time, so he could stop sakka, but can't confront her right away 'cause he doesn't have a plan B if she kicks him out of the house

>secretly takes a job to save money to be able to flee home

>goes to his job interview after school at the fast food facing the beach

>turns out the manager is Sakurazaki (the restaurant is officially owned by his parents, but his mom died and his father went to buy cigarettes 10 years ago)

>interview begins : Sakurazaki describes the job (swiping the floor, preparing and serving orders, etc. Idk I never had this job), mentions that he doesn't declare hiring and pays in cash only, and asks Unmei what motivated him to apply, especially it is very physical and Unmei's not even supposed to be in shape to play sakka

>Unmei tells him it's not his business why he applied and asks the hourly wage, that turns out to be below minimum wage so he negociates for a raise

>Sakurazaki says the second half of the interview will take place on the beach

>forces Unmei to play sakka while asking very personnal questions : the challenge ends up in Sakurazaki literally beating the shit outta Unmei 'cause he could play this whole time 💀

>the next day, Unmei comes to Yagyuu for his help when he is showing of in front of his simps

>calls him "babe", "sweetheart", " darling", "babygirl" , throws himself on him for a hug and gives him a quick peck on the cheek in front of everyone so the fanclub has tea to spill

>Yagyuu accepts to help him with Sakurazaki so Unmei could stop 'cause he doesn't wanna people to think they're actually dating

>Unmei and Yagyuu come back to the beach fastfood to confront Sakurazaki

>after Sakurazaki and Yagyuu had beef, Sakurazaki agrees to hire Unmei 'cause "no one ever applies anyways"

>turns out the job is so boring : people rarely comes to the restaurant to have meal, so after sweeping the floor, there nothing left to do, and the place could appear in Hell's Kitchen omg

>the dining will become unoficially the sakka club's headquater later

Squid game 🦑💀 :

>focuses on Kodoukai Kameo (the big defenser of IE VR) : he is new in this school, far from his previous city and family, has a hard time to fit in and make friend, is a doormate, and is often melancolic of his previous life he had to left behind 💔

>Kisoji tries to confort him and proposes they go eat out together

>Kodoukai bursts in tears, tells him it is not because he's fat that his life revolves around food, and runs off to the beach to be alone

>random bullies sees that

>meanwhile, Sakurazaki orders Unmei to help him today as they are delivered squids at the restaurant, and bullies also overhear that

>TW BECAUSE IT WILL GO APE SHIT STARTING NOW

>bullies join Kodoukai at the beach, immobilize him, and pull out a living squid they stole from the dining

>force him to gulp it whole, while a madlad screams at his ears "SMELL THE SQUID, TASTE THE SQUID, EMBRACE THE SQUID, BE ONE WITH THE SQUID! THAT'S MY BOI!!!!!!"

>suddenly, a giant wave washes them off the beach, while the sea was calm and low seconds before

>at the fastfood, Sakurazaki notices that one squid misses, while Unmei notices that the sea is at the entrance of the restaurant and theathens to flood the place

>the earlier squid bullying angered the sea gods and want to avenge the squid, their precious child, as they had witnessed its murder powerlessly

>so yeah, they end up play sakka against giant seafood to save Kodoukai, the restaurant, and the bullies I hope to never see again 👁 👄 👁

>idk how to end this, they win and eat seafood rivals probably

Graduation Day opening scene rip-off :

>sums up in 4 min 33 a whole sakka tournament taking place idk where, idk when and idk who because no face are shown until the very end, while the intro song is blasting

>the public, commentators and coaches are already over excited and raging, and the match hasn't started yet

>long story short : one team wins all the matches up to the final, the final arrives, the whistle blows, they starts playing while everyone else starts screaming

>when the winning goal has to be scored before the final whistle, it switches to the striker's pov while running to the opponent's goalpost : he/her seems to struggle focusing and breathing and in pain for unknown reason, the sounds getting deformed and his/her vision blurry

>he/she shoots his/her shot, briefly looks at the gk, and screams and collapses on the floor, gazing now at the sun turning red and all sound vanishing from the striker's pov

>his/her shot manages to make into the net, winning the match, his/her team and public celebrating, not noticing their teamate on the floor at first

>someone finally notices, dashes toward his/her body to check, and the people suddenly stfu

>the last thing we see in his/her pov is the face of his/her rescuer, which is creepy and monstruous (like Pazuzu in the Exorcist)

Suspiria (1977) opening scene rip-off for Ichihoshi introduction :

>Ichihoshi dreams about waking up in a hospital's bed, but when his plane lands, he opens his eyes and exit the plane

>outside is pitch black and raining, so he rushes to the airport and we briefly see a boy in wheelchair in the reflection of the water on the ground while he is in fact running on his 2 feets

>Later, we see him running to catch the bus for the training center

>while this whole time, he has been forshadowed as dark and mysterious for the audience, his teammates perceives him as a poor thing that was caught by rain and looks innocent, sweet and pathetic while he smiles sheepishly at everyone

(Yeah, I just did that because he is also introduced in the anime in a plane and I thought that the dramatic airport's doors opening in Suspiria slayed, and that's all)

God saves sakka :

>at some point of the story, Nagumohara has to play against a school runned by monks, in the same city as them

>once within, they find out this is the worst monastery ever : monks and nuns listens to Cupcakke while prayer times, eats mc donald, used a bible the smack the shit out a kid instead of reading it, some doesn't even believe in god lmao

>their coach is among the monks

>turns out he is not even a monk, he's just hiding from the police or smth

>is also Tenma

TW CRINGE WARNING

Atsuya the first : Sofia the first, but Hakuren (never watched the show, i just discovered the intro song today)

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Transgender micolash

Valid, tho tbh I am not sure whether you sent it to ask my thoughts about it, or just informed me about what idea you like? Sorry it is just hard to say with ask lacking extra words to make it a statement or a question, hahah

I've shared my thoughts about Micolash's attitude to themes of birth and pregnancy occasionally, especially in this post ( x ), but yeah, it comes down to: no matter what Micolash is born with, he would LOVE to have an uterus. So imo, if he was born female, he'd come to lack genital dysphoria and even feel elevated during periods, however would absolutely dread being associated with femininity or motherhood as a role OTHERwise. Like... He'd love what his body allows him to experience, but in terms of gender identity absolutely be a man. And alternatively, as a trans woman, Micolash would definitely take advantage of weird eldrich powers gathered to be reborn in a new body - remember what kind of setting Bloodborne IS! Alternatively, his gender identity could stay male forever and he'd JUST want a type of body that can birth life. He admires this shit to a bizarre extent no matter what!

Again, you didn't specify whether you mean trans man or trans woman Micolash, but in Japanese original Micolash is referred to with the status more akin to king/lord (pretty masculine), not 'host'. So if you mean trans woman, that piece should be factored in. In my mind, Micolash is a man (or, as I like to say, 'my precious boy'), but yes if he is a trans man I can't help but feel like he would yearn to change many things about his body... but not That One. Deeper voice and no b00b tho? For sure. But besides personal dysphoria, there'd be added layer of wanting to become a 'perfect human being' - both male and female. However, that would turn out... well, not so perfect. I think we all can agree the only character in Bloodborne setting who changes the body with eldrich magic and gets the perfect result is Paleblood Hunter when they turn into a squid! (no, Val, you don't get to make the 'is that Patches erasure?!' joke fhghfutjh)

On the OOOOOTHER hand, notice how most of Great Ones are feminine figures? Oedon and Mergo aren't even gendered in Japanese original, and I for one only call OoK 'he' because he appears weirdly humanoid and resembles fishmen, while his mom (who also has human face) is more similar to snail/slug women (sex dymorphism strikes again)! You might want to say "but Oedon-" but holdup! Ebrietas is adult version of what Arianna's child is and is known in internal files as 'bastard of the Moon' so Flora, a feminine Great One, could impregnate mortal women too, you know? So it is possible that a man could get gender dysphoria induced by close proximity with Great Ones, rather than it occurring initially. Like what if Rom for example is only a she after being blessed by Kos, because apparently Godhood in Bloodborne is feminine.

That being said, trans woman Micolash is not necessarily excluded! Just not an interpretation I'd personally choose, because Micolash and Rom in my thing ARE 'brother and sister' mentioned in Brain Fluid description! My Mico is a man no matter with what body he was born! Also, now that I considered it, for trans man Micolash it could work that he used to have full on dysphoria, but it was after communing with Great Ones that he got appreciation for organs of birth that was stronger. Basically Great Ones can shift one's whole self-perception by being TOO much of moms?

(Fun fact, @saintmicolash did come up with an idea like whole three years ago - that Micolash, born male, is reborn with female reproductive system after weird eldrich s3x with Kos, but he can't birth a human and instead can only convert human sperm into her phantasms. I think this fits the character well too, but this idea is just change of the body, without any gender identity change, so I can't say how much it counts...?)