#My new child

[charlieslittlenest]

OMG IT FINALLY ARRIVED IM SCREAMING

[not-yet-asleep]

This is Alec Hardy, he doesn't want to be here (warning! Must be kept under surveillance at all times, he will collapse!)

[mizuthe-cat]

His name is Benson :)

[i-give-u--art]

This is Scrapy

Say hi to him

He is my new child

He is Blueys brother

[asgcreations]

Oops! I Did It Again

Her name is Triss 🏵️🐍

[etheriii]

making a genshin oc :D

So far the only thing decided is that they're from sumeru, but currently reside in liyue (also that they are an artist)

[ttte-tugscrowskullausmainblog]

Me in the before time: Why do they make new characters for AEG? Why not just add the original characters?

Me: *watches Shake, Rattle, And Bruno once(the only episode with Bruno I’ve seen so far)* ... This is my child now, I am adopting this tiny brake vane child, he is mine now, I’m taking him-

[adarkstrangeartist]

EVERYONE PLEASE WELCOME THE NEWEST MEMBER OF MY FAMILY F̸U̸R̸B̸Y̸ #72!

[cheddar-baby]

ROY

[fishthegenderwitch]

CLAWED MONSTROSITY

I have a new sculpture for my house.

IT is... well. A Hand. It was donated to work several weeks ago, and when I saw it I said, “Holy shit I need this in my life! It’s Awful!” My coworker told me that our Donation Centre worker was collecting little doodads from donations for us to sell in the bookstore, and brought this up. When she went to show it to our Team Lead, SHE went, “Wait a minute, my cousin made that for my stepmum, it’s been on the mantle for years!” Apparently TL’s dad had donated it to the store HIS DAUGHTER WORKED AT lmao

Well, it’s mine now suckas! And I’m going to crochet tiny Pokemons and put them all over it.

The nails are The Worst™

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

[thorinoakenbutt]

Y'all Davrin's baby griffon is named Assan aaaaaa

[hinamie]

I'll give them shelter like you've done for me

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[beeturtlle]

Maizula nation please where r u

[movedtodykedvonte]

*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*

Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?

Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.

Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?

Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-

Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?

Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.

Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?

Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-

Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…

Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.

Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!

Spider-Man:….

Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.

Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?

Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!

Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?

Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-

Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!