asgcreations
asgcreations
ASG Creations
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A personal blog for my adventures and interests, including costumery, reptiles, theater, cosplay, D&D, and general nerd/fandom goodness. Twitter is going down the Shitter, so now I am here once again.
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asgcreations · 28 minutes ago
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
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asgcreations · 34 minutes ago
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2007 eBird gem
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asgcreations · 3 hours ago
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No, I am not 'hoarding craft supplies.' I am sourcing materials for a very big project that will be revealed to me at a later date- perhaps in a dream.
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asgcreations · 3 hours ago
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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”
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asgcreations · 1 day ago
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Kendrick: America is built off of the backs of slaves whose descendants, who were promised freedom and reparations they never got, are now being told that they're not good enough for this country. We're told that we're too black, we're too ghetto, we make everything too political. The elite like to watch us fight amongst ourselves because that way they'll be safe from the consequences of their actions.
Y'all: HAHA wow, Kendrick played Not Like Us!!! Everyone called Drake a pedophile!!! Kendrick is such a hater about This One Guy and This One Guy Only, this is a single instance after all, that's so funny. Anyway (proceeds to never interact with anything else he makes ever again)
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asgcreations · 1 day ago
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If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation
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asgcreations · 1 day ago
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So that line made me fucking cry
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asgcreations · 1 day ago
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i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming
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asgcreations · 1 day ago
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asgcreations · 2 days ago
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asgcreations · 2 days ago
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asgcreations · 2 days ago
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you can love a character and still admit when they’re wrong. i love claudia but can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out for her actions (which are always correct).
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asgcreations · 2 days ago
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Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???
So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"
But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????
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asgcreations · 3 days ago
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asgcreations · 3 days ago
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"Picked another one over me!"
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asgcreations · 3 days ago
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“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig
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asgcreations · 3 days ago
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The photographer: Jeremy, can you pose please? I want to take a picture.
Jeremy: 👆🏻👈🏻👇🏻☝🏻👉🏻 👇🏻☝🏻👈🏻👉🏻
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