#My late twin brother

[lafayettenossie]

Previously...

Mid-August, 2024. Night. Toxicology and Forensic Medicine Office. New Orleans, Louisiana.

I pushed the damn button on the personnel entrance door. At this hour only the night shift would be around. Almost five minutes later someone deigned to open the fucking door for me.

I smiled sarcastically at the security camera as I walked in. The security guard at the entrance bid me goodnight and I simply showed him my badge and signed the visitor's log.

I walked down the stairs to the morgue. I walked in as if it were my home, in a way it was, and headed to one of the autopsy tables. There stood Joey "Laveau" Archer, my contact with the local Forensic Department and also my Childe.

Josephine "Joey Laveau" Archer, 8th Generation Samedi bloodline, Hecata clan. My Childe...

-"Boss, I didn't expect to see you here so soon..."- Sarcasm was a regular thing for her. Perhaps what I tolerated the most about our professional relationship.

-"Anything new here? You have new tenants, right?"- I answered while looking at the body of that guy on the table, about to be dissected.

-"As usual... the night isn't being too busy..."- she answered with a smile.

I noticed the subtle buzzing in my bag. I opened it and grabbed my twin brother's old revolver. He was warning me about something... It was all too fast! I fell against the autopsy table, on top of the corpse, after his blow on me!

Colt M1917 .45 calibre revolver, Jacques's old fire weapon...

A huge man, sullen and with a lost look was standing in front of Joey. Both she and I saw it clearly as soon as we laid eyes on him: he was a reanimated corpse!

I tried to take out my service pistol but I didn't know if that would work against him.

My Childe was faster, perhaps too much. -"Dust to dust... asshole!" At her touch, the walking corpse began to disintegrate in front of her, reducing itself to a pile of ashes and dust.

Joey using her Oblivion powers to destroy the reanimated corpse...

If my suspicions were correct, we were in trouble, the whole damn city in fact...

To be continued...

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 132

So it turns out Danny and Billy share a realms guardian. Not like they knew that until they literally got scruffed and taken through a portal- apparently realms paperwork can take years or even centuries so they actually got really lucky with how much their guardian was pushing. 

Apparently the primordial being of Space and the primordial being of Storm is one and the same and has been… well not throwing a fit but also yes throwing a fit at the Observants and other paperwork beings of the Zone. 

So it’s not the worst kidnapping either of them have gone through, apparently they’re getting a checkup and a crash course in realms stuff?? Oh god what do you mean there’s the equivalent of galas in the Zone and they have to go to them??? Sam/Tim help them! 

On the bright sides, way less attacks on Amity now that a primordial being that literally shuffles around entire galaxies just because is hanging around to teach him how to do things. And when Billy gets found out to be ten he can cheerfully say he has permission from his guardian. The one literally letting them get through space so quickly just because they think the league is neat. In an idle wow yep kiddo that is a funky looking cat we aren’t taking home yep, way. 

[yuwuta]

twin aus are fun bc sukuna is sooooo ugly and yuuji is soooooooo pretty and beautiful and lovely <3 completely understand why sukuna ends up the deliquent loser twin bc why would anybody choose him when <3yuuji<3 is right there

[accidentalcookies]

i am a big fan of the immortal whumpee trope, especially the 'can be killed but will resurrect' variety, to the point where nearly every single one of my ocs that i tend to whump have it

it's got everything! painful and fatal injuries! other characters reacting in horror and grief! the classic 'holds someone as they die' angst! and depending on the whumpee in question, varying reactions from fear to 'no big deal, i'l revive'!

but before today, i had always written quick deaths—deaths from terrible, quickly unsurvivable injuries that cause massive blood loss or asphyxiation or things along those lines. slow enough that they can get some reaction in and suffer for a bit, but ultimately ends within the hour.

and then today i started writing, and suddenly went, 'wait. what about a slow death? a painful and drawn-out death by inches, where the whumpee suffers every inch of the way, and the caretaker can't do anything but try to ease their pain?'

and guys, holy shit, it's a really good trope you guys

[tangledinink]

my life is a fucking soap opera

[beastsovrevelation]

Doon Mackichan as Archangel Michael (Good Omens)

[shadowgirl-noa]

casually types 1,354 words for a hypothetical scene in a hypothetical fanfic that I may or may not be writing because I'm a normal adult who can think of fanfics for my fanfics while I wait for them to update.

ROTTMNT just needs more seasons okay it's not MY fault my big beautiful brain is being distracted by tangents and AU's and--

[cerealla]

See, I love giving Cooper and Laura cute interactions and scenarios where they’d just be hanging out and AUs where everything is normal and they are totally fine, but all of that works for me because it builds off of the painful melancholy of their canon dynamic. That they weren’t apart of each others lives. Only in the most abstract, indescribable sense.

It’s the knowledge that you are not, nor have ever, been an island, and someone out there is living a life like yours, feeling your sorrows, and that can never go away, and you can’t help them either.

It’s the isolation of trauma. Its the feeling of having missed out on a connection. Of being robbed of a link with another living being that gets you.

It’s the vast desert of healing and coping. Its the wonder/tragedy of realizing that you are known by another, which makes this person a permanent aspect of you, even if they’re already gone from your life

It’s the loneliness of sharing a specific horror and the even deeper loneliness of not being able to bear it together. 

[neon-angels-system]

I miss you

[langernameohnebedeutung]

S02E14: Eternal Sunshine of the Caffeinated Mind

[justarandomlambblog]

actor au time

[quietwingsinthesky]

Soooo badly want to combine twin!au with the “chuck has been mindcontrolling luci for years and it’s only just now stopped working so he’s back in s5 character” because can you imagine how distressing that would be for everyone involved?

Like Lucifer’s in full control of himself for the first time in years, after all the shit that went down post-s5, dealing with the repercussions of actions he performed but now honestly can’t tell which ones were things he would have actually done of his own volition and which were God yanking on his strings. And ALSO during that time he had sex in order to have a kid, but instead ended up with twins who no one wants him near! Because everyone hates him! And Heaven’s gone to shit, most of the angels are dead, the only archangel left alive is Michael and he’s still caged and Luci’s got no way of getting him out if he even wants to. (Which. Presumably he does. If only because at least he knows Michael and Michael hasn’t been on the receiving end of the shit he did the past few years and yeah, might still think of him as a monster but at least that was an image Lucifer was almost in control of.)

And then of course when he finally gets to see the twins, he gets to have a horrible moment of going “oh. Oh no. Oh no they’re me and Michael. God’s replaying the story again and with my kids.” Which is! Horrifying! For someone who has only just gotten free of having his entire character rewritten for the sake of being villainized easier by his own father!

[quetzalpapalotl]

Do you ever think about how chronologically in the first time we see Galvatron Arcee refuses to kill him, while in the last Arcee lets him be murdered? Do you ever fucking think about that.

[stinkrascal]

hey anon i will be going to a wedding today so i’ll answer your wcif when im home 😚

[silverselfshippingchaos]

the way I am so.. so so so down bad for this man..

[managedxmischief]

Garreth and I could be related. We have the similar eyes and hair color / cut.