#My entire nose went wtf

[avatar-anna]

Hiiii i thought of your young parents series today while scrolling through tik tok. An old clip came up from when Nickelodeon pranked them with that lady going into labor and Harry is like the most calm and attentive in it. Anyway I was like “ahhh and he would be if he had like a baby or was expecting one!” Also wanted to mention I love that series so much and often reread my favorite ones.

Young Dad! Harry Styles x Young Mom! Reader

bro this takes me baaaack😭

this prank definitely hits home for young dadrry, and zayn and louis definitely know that when they decide to pull the prank on the rest of the boys. poor baby h is just like wtf and grumpy afterwards. y/n just finds it hilarious:

"It's not funny."

Y/n, who held little Simone in her arms in their hotel room, tried not to laugh at her boyfriend, who was clearly annoyed at his friends' antics. "I'm not laughing at you, I promise. It's just—"

"What?"

"Did you really do the breathing exercises with her?"

Harry huffed and rolled his eyes, and this time Y/n did laugh.

It wasn't often that Harry got all pouty like this, and when he did, Y/n found it adorable. When she heard about the prank Louis and Zayn pulled, she wasn't surprised by the role Harry played in all of it. Of course he jumped into action when he thought a woman was going to labor. And of course he'd do everything he could to make the woman comfortable. Harry and Y/n had had a couple false labors before she eventually gave birth, and he was the one to help her breathe through her contractions and held her when every sitting position was uncomfortable.

"H, come here and hold your daughter. It'll make you feel better," Y/n said when her laughter subsided. Simone, who was playing with a strand of Y/n's hair, blinked at her parents innocently.

Harry, who could never resist holding Simone, softened a bit and stepped closer. The baby instinctively held out her little arms toward him, which melted any remaining embarrassment from his day. "Hi, baby," he cooed, nuzzling his nose against her cheek. "Missed you today. What did you and Mummy get up to while I was gone?"

"Well, we went for a walk on the beach, then we did a little shopping had some lunch at a cute little cafe, then we had to come back to the hotel because someone decided to spill their food all over themselves, and it was not me."

"Messy girl," Harry said, kissing his baby's cheek. "But thanks to you, I was ready to assist a woman in labor at a moment's notice, prank or not. Some might even say I was heroic."

Y/n rolled her eyes while Harry wasn't looking. "Yeah? And what does that make me for actually going into labor?"

"Babe, I was literally prepared to deliver a baby today."

"You almost fainted in the delivery room when I had Simone!"

"I've...matured since then," Harry said, a blush creeping up his cheeks.

That was a story Harry would take to his grave. The boys would give him hell if they found out, not that they would fare much better. He never actually passed out, but he did have to sit down at some point during the delivery. Let's just say it was something he would never forget.

For many reasons.

"Whatever you say, lover," Y/n mused, patting his cheek before heading into the bathroom for a shower.

"It did take me back," Harry said quietly a few hours later. Simone was asleep on his chest, and he didn't have the heart to move her into her crib. He was technically supposed to be in his own room soon, but he would sneak back in tomorrow morning before anyone from management noticed, and the boys would cover for him if they did.

Y/n, who laid beside him on the small hotel bed, brushed his hair away from his face. "I bet. Can you believe it's only been a few months?"

"It's already been a few months," Harry corrected, his hand soothing over Simone's back. There was a time when his hand covered her entire back; she was so small, and Harry was scared he might hurt her because of how delicate she was. And now it felt like she was growing too fast. He and Y/n could barely keep up with her as she grew out of her infant clothes. "Soon she'll be sitting up and crawling, then walking and talking, then going to college and getting into trouble."

"I think you missed a couple steps there," Y/n mused. "But yeah, I know what you mean."

"I'm scared I'm gonna miss all of it. Today reminded me that I wasn't even there to take you to the hospital when you went into labor. My mum had to drive you."

"But you were there when she was born, H," she reminded him. "You held my hand, you didn't complain when I squeezed it too tight. You got to cut the umbilical chord. And you'll be there for all the other milestones too. You're here. I gave you a choice a long time ago, and you chose us. Don't forget that."

"I suppose," Harry relented. He turned his head to the side to look at Y/n, careful not to move too much in case he woke up Simone. "I love you."

Y/n kissed him, cuddling into his side when she pulled away. "I love you too. Now, if you're up for it, I've thought of some ways to get back at Louis and Zayn."

Harry grinned. "I'm all ears."

[naushtheaspiringauthor]

Light in the darkness- Nikolai Lantsov x reader

Anonymous asked:

Bro hiiiii

Ok so im here to request smtn cause you are ~wonderful~

So this is Nikolai ye. Imagine King Nikolai having a daughter yea. So one the reader kinda walks thrpugh the palace when she suddenly hears her daughter's voice so she goes wtf?? Cause i left you in the nursery so she kinds panics and starts running to find Nikolai and their daughter just being cool and gossiping and just goofing around. So they speak a bit and then Baam rain! So maybe smtn cute in the rain??

Take watever you want of this and enjoy writing!!

And dont forget you are absolutely wonderful!! And stay hydrated byeee 💙

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Warnings- None really, just a sweet little oneshot for the love of my life;)

A/N- Thank you so much for the request anon! You're absolutely amazing!! Hope you enjoy<3

You sighed as you finally finished doing all your paperwork. You had been sitting in that chair for what felt like an entirely and it had made your whole body sore. So you stretched your back a little before getting up. You got out of the room and went outside to check up on your daughter who was usually in the nursery at this hour.

As you reached the nursery you realized that your daughter wasn't present among the other children. After asking a few of the servants, you found out that she wasn't taken to the nursery today. Panic rushed your body and your heartbeat began to rise. You went around the palace asking people whether they've seen her, but none of them gave you an answer that you had hoped to hear. Your heart began to ache with every step you took and the darkest thoughts started filling up your head. You were passing by the gardens when you heard a giggle, it turned into a laughter.

Then you heard a voice along with it, a familiar voice. With a confused expression you went around the gardens to have a look.  You saw Nikolai sitting on the grass with your daughter in his lap. Nikolai was saying something to her that made her laugh even more and he was grinning along her.  You froze in your steps when you saw the lovely moment they were having.

Nikolai turned around to meet your gaze, "Y/N! look, mommy's here" he looked at you with a bright smile and gestured her towards you.

Your daughter smiled as she saw you and gestured to go up to you. You let out a deep sigh of relief as you took her in your arms and sat down besides Nikolai.

"What are you two doing here?" You asked him with a smile

"Oh I realized that I haven't been spending enough time with this little bunny" he replied as he touched the tip of her nose with his finger. "So, I thought to take a day off and spend my day with her"

"Saints Nikolai, I was so worried about her" you spoke as you gently stroked her hair

"Why's that my dear?" Nikolai gave you a confused glance

"Because I couldn't find her in the nursery or anywhere near" your daughter began to fall asleep in your arms.

You got up and asked one of the servants to take your daughter to bed, as she had fallen asleep. Then you went back and sat close to Nikolai. The weather slowly began to change and dark clouds began to appear in the sky, along with a soothing cold breeze. He wrapped his arm around your shoulder and held you close to him.

"You shouldn't worry so much my dear, I'm here to look after her you know?" he looked deeply in your eyes

"Yeah I know, it's just a little scary sometimes. After all we've endured, it's hard to not have dark thoughts plague your mind" you met his gaze with a saddened look

"I know my love. But our suffering has finally come to an end. We have brighter days ahead of us, ironic, because the weather is quite gloomy at this moment" he let out a small snicker

"Yeah, actually. I find it relaxing, actually" you smiled at his words. "It's really beautiful" you looked around to admire the sky

"Yes, you're right" he replied, with you being completely unaware that he was looking at you. He brought out his hand, and held your cheek in his palm. "After all we've been through, we deserve to enjoy our moments together"

"Yes my dear, we do" you looked at him with a satisfied smile

Small drops of your rain began to fall on your shoulders, but you didn't care. You were enjoying every second of this moment, with him. You gently placed your hand on top of his. "We deserve to live a peaceful life, with our daughter"

"You've been with me through everything, every hardship, every nightmare, every moment when there was nothing around me but darkness. You have been with me in every moment when I couldn't find a way to move forward. You have been my light, my hope in the darkness, y/n. And I would give up everything I have, if it meant for me to enjoy these moments with you." he held your waist and moved closer to you.

"I wouldn't miss them for the world" you spoke in a low voice, almost a whisper. You moved even closer to him and gently placed your lips on his, as more and more rain began to pour over you. You didn't care, you were with him, in his arms, his lips on yours. He was with you, and that was all that mattered.

[olderthannetfic]

Hey can I rant about my current fandom for a bit? Because regarding the "not enough POC [READ: BLACK] in anime", the fandom for Mob Psycho 100 is EXACTLY that. Sure, most of the characters are more or less moderately "light-skinned" (whatever that fucking means in that context), except for one arguably weird rendition of a certain character in the anime (he was NOT this dark in the manga). But they're all JAPANESE (yes, including those with blue eyes and light hair).

Now, my biggest issue is that for SOME reason, 99.9% of the time ONLY the characters with DARK hair get the "BlAsian-treatment" [i.e. get drawn as black with broad noses and c4 curly hair in fanart, despite nothing in the canon hinting at this*], almost NEVER the ones with light hair. And for some reason THIS feels so fucking ~weird~ to me. Like. I dunno how to call this feeling. I only sit there like "either do ALL of them or none, WTF is going on"

But if I actually went out and SAID THAT, then I'd get branded as "racist" and whatnot and get blocked by the entire fandom. For uh, not being head over heels for certain popular headcanons or something...

*) Serizawa's curly hair (that gets later cropped and is then "suddenly" straight) is commonly used as a visual shorthand in Japanese media for being unkempt (sure, that's not without its own unfortunate implications, I won't lie about that). I guess what irks me about it is that he is ALSO commonly drawn to be WAY TALLER than he is in canon, especially in comparison to Reigen, and like. Why are my (racial) stereotype-senses tingeling?

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[alessiasblood]

BITE TROUGH ME (1) -Paige Bueckers.

Warnings: Explicit suggestive language.

A/N: yall im back wtf???(and obsessed with paige)and ive been waiting to post this for a while, i hope you like it!!Thank you for all the likes on my previous post it means a lot to me i promise and this one is gonna hit very hard this is the first part!enjoy xoxo!!! 💗

You studied very much for this exam and and you were trying to give the best out of you today. You were aware that if you didnt pass, you'd repeat the year and it was unpleasant.

You pulled back the glasses on your nose and you started desperately chewing on your pencil. Minutes went by more faster, but you blocked on the last exercise, being the most important. You took a quick glance towards one of your friends, Michael, who almost solved the entire test and Maeve, who was in the same situation as you.

"y/n! Are you trying to cheat?I think you really dont want to graduate!"

You hated your biology teacher more than anything in this world. She was standing in your way of going to a summer vacation instead of returning to rise up your grades. She rushed towards you, picking up your paper and inspecting it for a brief moment.

"You failed. You're free to leave"

You were furious, you studied extremely hard for this exam and took you multiple stay at home weekends with your textbooks open and she had the guts to do such thing. You qucikly picked up your bag and went outside. You went to sit on a bench near the freshly cut grass, trying to calm down. The school yard was full, people were on the basketball field inside, you could see it trough the windows, and the ball hitting the ground multiple times.

"Hey Y/n!What are you doing here?" A voice behind me says. As i turn around my roomate Maeve, sat down next to me on the bench. Despite being best friends, you and Maeve were very different. In all aspects. Her bright crimson hair was shining in the sunlight as it was only noon. You didnt necesarilly follow all her negative influences, plus, she was nice and friendly, to you and to everyone, but her friend group wasan't exactly the best. You didnt like partying, Maeve was more care free, you admired her pretty much.

"She failed me. I cant get into the final exam now, i wont do anything!" You whined.

"Dont say that girl, im here for you" She rubbed your back gently, smiling, you took notice of her nose piercing.

"I think that you should totally go with us tonight, you know, Micahel and I, its friday, you have the entire weekend to overthink this." She chuckles, and you cant help but chuckle too. You always refused her invitations, she would always go to that damned frat house, it was full of smoke, drunk people and creeps, too loud and it made you uncomfortable ever since the first time you had been dragged there, you wouodnt have looked forward to it again, not unless Maeve was begging you to come along with them, Michael, her boyfriend was okay, but the rest of her friends usually were full of themselvs and you were a target.

As soon as you reach your dorm you jumped on the bed hesistating to ever leave it again. But Maeve informed you Michael was going to be here to pick her up, well in this case, the both of you. Your mind quickly filled with thoughts, about how you wont graduate like other of your friends and even Maeve who barely goes to any classes still managed to get good grades. Your thoughts dissapeared as a puf of smoke when Maeve voices rises

"Did you hear me?" She smiles

"Sorry....what?" You had not realized your mind wandered

"I said help me pick an outfit" Her wardrobe was majority black, and innapropiate, she pulls out a black dress, at least the bottom is solid but you get the feeling that she would have wore it even if it wasan't.

"You know you cant wear that!" She points out at your white pleaded skirt and pink cardigan

"Whats wrong with it?" You defend your outfit. She was kinda judging you because you wore light colors and soft clothes but you still listened to rock.

"Its just more for....a garden party with unicorns and cotton candy." She laughs "Can i help you?" She pulls out a tight black top that had cape sleeves and it wasant actually your style, but you thought it would look decent with some jeans or a skirt.

"Oh and it definitely goes with this" She shows me a black pleated skirt and you instantly smile "Well i can always go with pleated skirts" You laugh.

After what feels like ages, you finally pull up to the same huge two story house, even to this day, you still didnt know who owned this house.

"How many people will be here?" You ask, but still knowing in the back of your head thaf is going to be the same as it always it and you got used to it.

"A full house, hurry up" Michael answers getting out of the car and being the first to walk in.

The smome fills your lungs as you try to make your way trough the crowd, where Maeve greets a group of girls, you awkardly stand behind her, waiting for her to finish being popular.

"Y/n, you heard of huskies right?" She turns to you, smiling still. You quickly nod.God you hated introductions, but you knew very well the only team of basketball. A blond girl leaned against the kitchen counter, talking to another girl, she takes a qucik glance at you untill she places the red cup down and walks towards you.

"Paige" she shakes her hand with you. You notice her checking you out but she doesnt sketch any expression on her face.

"What are you studying?" She continued, looking down at you, she made you feel small.

"I am an English major" You quietly answer, even tough it was not loud enough over the loud music. You made out what you could call a sligth smile on her face untill she turns away.

"My friend y/n here just failed biology" Maeve says, faking out to be sad.

"Not good at biology" Azzi backs up

"I think Paige knows the bones and all?" Maeve laughs, she made Paige laugh too, you found the entire situation strange. You didnt want anyones help

"i could always help one of my friend's friend" The way she said friend's friend stuck up to you a bit. You looked away trying to act all cool.

"Oh im good" You try to smile friendly.

You quickly glance around the room, full of people, untill you spot a familiar face, which you rapid recognized, Bryce. You wave to him smiling, gesturing to approach you. You earned some weird gazed from the girls, they somehow knew your friend. Bryce was one of them, he greets Micahel on his way untill he reaches up to you.

"Y/n!And...hello ladies" He smirks, Paige looks away trying to contain her laugh.

He drags you aside out of the situation and you're thankful .

"Whats up with you and Alex?" You ask him

"I broke up with him. You think im staying after his ass?No, no, no."

"I think you're gonna drag us again with your dad's truck to that damned gay club?" You say laughing louder than usual, you catch a glimpse of Paige you couldnt make out what was she feeling but she did hear you.

You refused to drink anything all night, despite Maeve drunken voice begging you to shove something down your throat, you only took two shots, even tho your broked your promise. The same Paige finds your familiar face

"You still need help with biology?" She says, but not even a sligthly emotion breaks trough her face. You were a bit skeptic of this Paige, but you were trying to focus only on the good parts of what her help could have offered you.

"If that doesnt bother you" You gained your composure.

"Oh its not bothering me" She mutters, with the same serious expression for a moment, untill you earned a qucik smile.

"And....how do you suggest we do this?" You ask softly looking ahead

"Anywhere you want, no payback, whenever im free i'll tell you" She says, then grabs a piece of paper and a pen and writes down a number "For you" She hands it out to you, for a quick moment thoughts filled your mind, analyzing if this is actually her being nice or its someting else, but you did take it.

#paigebucekers #uconn

[hayleylwong]

reflection 05-02-2023 9:15pm

9:15 - today i am annoyed and frustrated. my roommates have been getting bolder and i am still unable to confront them. today i returned to my dorm and found the fairy lights from my box from angie turned off. i thought this was odd bc they dont turn off bc the switch is broken and u have to use a safety pin or something similar. anyways after inspection it appeared that the battery case of the lights had been broken into and a battery taken out so that the lights would turn off. theyre not even that bright and ive seen my roommates literally sleep with their laptops on playing shows out loud all night. anyways the battery thing was extra annoying bc the panel that comes off to change the batteries was missing the little pieces that keep it attached so they literally broke it im very upset. also i only ate like ten caramel things from the bag that was in there and now its a lot less full. i am very upset but i dont know how to confront them. i also think they ate the rest of my trader joe takis idk why they think i wont notice if they just leave a few left. there were like ten left in there when i brought it back and then i opened it again and there were two. who is such a glutton that they go through someones stuff just to take like eight pieces. i have begun to take before and after pictures of all my stuff so i will know if they have gone through it. i think they also ate my granola bc the bag was resealed differently than how i do it. i would never clip it back so ugly. i also think they ate my pretzels and peanut butter cups and i know they ate my chocolate pretzels last week. and they definitely ate my chips too i dont understand why they dont just go buy it themselves theyre literally all international and out of state and have expensive unnecessary products. my tissue box that i only used three tissues from was empty too do they really think if they leave two left that i will gaslight myself into thinking i used a hundred tissues in half a week when i literally wasnt even in the dorm for more than like an hour total. also i started to feel a pimple forming on my nose so i went to get one of my pimple patches and the box that i know there were at least 12 left an entire whole sheet was left and it was just the packaging i am very upset especially because they are twice as expensive at the westwood target. whose disgusting face needs to use that many pimple patches i am very upset. i am going to start using their olaplex and kerastase hair products in the shower and using their expensive face products i do not care anymore. i am very upset. i am going to ask my ra friend for advice and tell him that next time they throw in the dorm he should go yell at them. he should also tell them that youre violating our roommate agreement by having unannounced guests over half the week sleeping in the living room. i want to start leaving my food to spoil on purpose so that when they eat it they get food poisoning or something i am very upset. i dont understand why they feel the need to take my stuff im literally going to keep a log of everything missing and charge them at the end of the quarter. they broke my fridge and the freezer part has no door anymore and is covered in like an inch of ice. and i swear i had another two bags of frozen stuff in there that is now gone so they probably ate that too. literally whenever i open anything they take it upon themselves to eat half of whatevers in there and leave like a tiny bit left wtf. but i am very bad at confrontation but i prob need to try by myself before going to the ra. i am very upset. literally what did i do to them. i am very upset. oh yeah today i got like six hours of sleep and ate grilled cheese and tomato soup from kerckhoff cafe and then got boba from sharetea and then i had ramen from feast for dinner and i got cafe 1919 for dessert. everything was so good. after my laundry which i have time to do for the first time in three weeks ! after i finish i am going on a topgolf date w my friend lol. hes paying ahaha. i hope i still have time to meet my club friends after.

10:53 - we are not going to topgolf anymore bc the waitlist is full. oh well lol i feel like he did this on purpose so that i would have to pay for it next time bc we agreed to alternate paying for dates. we are still going somewhere though i guess.

[oshi-nakadapiroki]

Nakada Hiroki Channel Nakacha no Ma #47 2023.10.31 Notes [Eng translation]

≫ Intro:

For some reason, he's got the stream set to start at 08:10PM and not the usual 08:00PM (he doesn't know why)

It's Halloween! 🎃👻🦇

He hasn't seen alot of ppl out and about, but then again the evening has only just begun

He thinks it's probably best to relax at home on Halloween

Apparently Shinjuku Halloween is worse than Shibuya Halloween (either way they're both hell)

He went once before the pandemic for work-related reasons and it was hell on earth, the traffic regulations were really bad (was it during that time he wore the giraffe headpiece? Unsure if it was work-related tho)

He thinks as long as people have fun and are careful, it's all fine

He will not be leaving his house at all tonight lmao

He's got a stuffy nose (as always)

Someone in the chat offers him 4000¥ to show his face already

He tells us it's gonna be a no-face livestream this time

We're bidding now so someone offers 14 000¥ lol

Apparently he didn't get the 4000¥ from the Osaka bday event (?!) wtf Beethoven

He's wearing black bunny ears!

He was looking for horns but he got them mixed up with the bunny ears. He looks cute either way! And it suits since he's the year of the rabbit

He was so embarrassed to get it because there was a high school girl next to him buying the same thing 😭 He was questioning his sanity since he already looked like a suspicious person lmao

This month's beer: Premium Malt's Limited Design 500ml 🍺

He's having blue cheese with honey again 🧀🍯

He doesn't know where he bought the handcuffs for his bday event (probably mail older? they were pretty heavy)

After he had finished his bento, he went back to his hotel for a moment, then rode the ferris wheel, then got back to the event just in time for the evening part (he's so マイペース) 🎡

He didn't buy any souvenirs in Osaka

He wants to cut today's free part of the stream short since he'll be doing a gaming stream afterwards

It's been so long, he barely even remembers how to log in on his gaming PC

He said he was gonna play Only Down next but when he had logged into Steam, he had to put all of his information into his account again (not just card information but address etc)

He doesn't remember his card number, just the security code 😂

He says it's no good to engage in fraud/scamming (no one mentioned it in the chat so idk where he got that from??)

Oh ok he's been seeing it around on Twitter apparently

He doesn't smoke or gamble (glad we got that out of the way lol) ( ´Д｀)yー~~

Someone in the chat asks what he thinks of a girl who smokes and he says he doesn't approve nor disapproves of it

Its each to their own, much like with him and his drinking

It's better not to smoke but he doesn't think it's a good idea to take cigarettes away from the ppl who do smoke. As long as it's in moderation, doesn't cause trouble for others and we're considerate, he thinks it's fine 🚬

Whether it's about ordinary cigarettes or e-cigarettes, he doesn't know the circumstances of the situation, but he think each person has their own reasons for it

"'What about a woman who drink 24 h/day?' Sleep. Go to bed. What are you fighting that's got you drinking for 24 hours? w"

"From my own experience, I don't think I could have done that even when I was young.. No wait, I did. I think I did" (Sendai flashbacks lmao)

≫ Furuba:

Again, Furuba probably had the shortest rehearsals he's ever had in his entire acting career so far

There were some scenes that were cut apparently

He wishes he could talk about them but he's not gonna get into it since he doesn't want to stream too late into the night on a weekday

… he says, but still talks about it lol

It seems he drew the short straw among whose character's scene to cut since they had to fit as much content as possible into that 3 hour run-time 😭

≫ Tensura:

It's been two and a half months so he doesn't remember it as much, he's been working on such different works and meeting so many different ppl since

Although it was the first time he and Miyashita Yuya co-starred, they got along the best

He really liked him and they had alot of drinks together

He thinks they had very similar personalities and ways of thinking, and that's why they got along so well - he clarifies that this is all one-sided though

I think he said seikaku (性格; personality) but someone in the chat wrote they thought he said seiyoku (性欲; sexual desires)???

"Wouldn't it be weird if we had the same sexual desires? I don't know about Yuya's sexual desires"

He's the type of senpai who he doesn't have to be so considerate of because they get along well even when they talk in an unofficial setting

The chat is gaslighting him into believing he actually said seiyoku

"How many times am I gonna say 'sexual desire'? This is gonna be in the archives so I gotta be careful. There's probably an army of people out there who are gonna take advantage of this" ww This man doesn't want to be caught in 4K 😂

His bunny ears keep being out of frame

It's been a long time since he saw Mahiro (he's doing Osomatsu on Stage rn)

Hiroki also wanted to be in Osomatsu but he was told it was impossible due to his age 😭

Su~su~su~su~sumairu~

Apparently the choreographer for the Tensura closing theme was the same one as the one in SekaNeko!

He thought it was gonna be difficult for Benimaru and Souei to fit the last dance part but it was alot of fun in the end

The make-up departments for Tensura/Suehiro/Furuba and their routines were all completely different; even if they all had the same base (his face), he thinks they were completely different

The wig and make-up artists all belong to the same team

He particularly liked the red tear drop for Benimaru's make-up 🩸 Maybe it should have been a bit more red though

The line was very fine and every day it looked a bit different

It was fun wearing hakama and wielding an ōdachi 🤗 He thinks having a sword is like having a friend ww

It wasn't difficult to wear the hakama - that is, if you learn the correct way to walk while wearing it

Benimaru's hakama is double layered after all and the haori (?) on top

The chat mentions how his sandals flew in one performance and the scabbard in another performance

It seems he ripped the hakama at two different occasions (as seen in senshūraku, but then also during the final battle scene with the Orc Disaster?)

He's grateful to Ogi Hana's performance 👏

omg apparently Hakurou's hair came off in one performance too?? He grabbed it mid-fight and let it hang off the sword as a charm

≫ Furuba:

Keeping the theme of mishaps, there was also the incident during Furuba where the juzu beads got scattered on stage (I'm assuming from Kyo's bracelet when Kazuma ripped it off in the beginning?)

Apparently they were torn two days in a row (thankfully no one tripped on them). Perhaps they acted as a substitute for protecting him 📿

Although Aya did trip backwards in the second to last performance (when he bumped into one of the ensemble members) 😭

There seems to have been a miss in communication because Hiroki didn't think he was gonna be there when he was

But he handled it like a gymnast doing a backflip

It was the first time he's ever bumped into someone so beautifully 😂

For a moment, everything went dark for him

"Black hole 👐"

He's back to saying he's gonna cut the stream - then proceeds not to cut the stream 🫠

He's thinking if he should play Duck Simulator for the gaming stream instead so he can keep talking rather than play

Someone in the chat says it's fine if he does a smartphone game instead but apparently he can't cut the mic if he's on smartphone and he doesn't want to in case he needs to burp lmao (what a gentleman)

So he can't even go to the bathroom if he's on his phone

(Sidenote but it looks like he's checking notes in front of him 🥺 he's so good for taking notes in preparation for the monthly livestream)

≫ Suehirogari:

Hiroki's mum's oshi is Hyuuga!! He doesn't remember if she said it specifically but he thinks she said something about a small girly looking boy with a bob haircut (it wasn't Matsui lol) It revealed a side of his mum even he himself didn't know about 🤭

He's on good terms with Nagata Kouhei, they go have food sometimes

Hiroki mama sent him an update on LINE the other day when Kishou Hongi was on TV!

"No one came to the birthday event after watching that, right? Then you wouldn't have slept"

He's surprised with the amount of Chaba in the chat who watched it at the time - he wants us to go to bed

Then again, he gets that it makes you excited when its shown on TV, it's the 8th anniversary after all

It was shown on Nittele Plus which he's been broadcasted on before back in the day (Ikemen bijo to sugosu yoru in 2014? He was so baby in that one.. Then again, Resistance Eleven was also broadcasted on CS Nittele)

≫ Goods update, poor time management etc:

He's got honey dripped on his fingers so now he's all sticky 🍯 He sniff

Happy Birthday to everyone born in October 🎉

He's had quite a few people at events telling him that they share the same birth month

He's happy to be with everyone in October so there's no doubt that it's gonna be a wonderful year

Then there's alot of fun events coming up in November and December 🤫

"'That's adequate www' That's the type of channel this is"

He thinks it's good to do things leisurely instead of just showing the good parts like many other channels, so even though some ppl might not like it, this is the kind of channel he wants to have

"There's no point in showing just the good parts. I'm open to showing both the good and bad parts. If you'd ask me, I think channels that only show the good parts are boring"

He's more attracted/trustful of ppl who are more likely to say things that other ppl wouldn't

Ah, photobook - necklace - meerkat (iykyk)

Glico is not part of his branding lol

He feels like he's a fraud for just coming up with repeated excuses; i) the photobook has been postponed, ii) he's sad to report that the meerkat probably won't be made into merchandise, and iii) the timing hasn't been right for the necklace and he doesn't want to make it unless it's in December or March (Christmas or White Day)

He's very particular about it 🥺 That's why it's been two years in the making

There were lots of different reasons for him to quit his former agency but he tried to make these happen back then already

He's not trying to badmouth his former agency, it's just that when an environment changes, you have to start from scratch again

After all, he was reunited with the Beethoven duo for the first time during his Osaka bday event the other day and they were able to create good memories together

He apologizes that he's not good at making people laugh when he's livestreaming (not true)

He thinks his ordinary self is really not that interesting or funny

Again, he's bringing up how bad he is with keeping a time schedule 😂 Throwing everyone from Okayama under the bus again lol

At this point, the second part of the stream is only gonna be 8 minutes 🤣

Lenient Hiroki but only when it's concerning friends and those he's close with, he wouldn't be causing the same troubles when it's in a work-setting

Guess he used to be an unbelievable student lmao

If he said to meet up with his Okayama friends in the early afternoon, they'd eventually meet in the evening

"Time moved so slowly when we were kids. Time may be finite, but back then, I lived my life thinking that it was infinite"

Naturally, all this only goes for the people who you used to see every day, never for the ones who you see occasionally or if they've travelled a long way to see you - if that's the case, he'll be on time for sure

≫≫ 2nd half of the stream:

In the last Nakacha, he told us that Akashi and Chougi shared the same make-up artist, but there's one more!

Apparently there's one costumer for every two Touken danshi

He shared costumer with Hizen this time

Ryouga and Kouhei live in their own little world and he thinks they're very cute

Let's do a second kanpai now that the stream is cut 🍻

He's wearing his rainbow striped Adidas pants tonight 🌈

This month's second beer: Premium Malt's Kaoru Ale Limited Design 500ml 🍺

The second one tasted completely different from the first one! He's surprised to see PreMalt's having such different tastes even though it's the same brand

The chat points out it's better to wipe it before opening

He's embarrassed his stomach is making noises since he hasn't had dinner yet 🥺

He had sandwiches and some good sushi in Osaka

It wasn't that there were no bentos for the bday event, just that there was one missing. He thought the staff were just messing with him at the time and that's why it came to mind when he did the weird corner in the second part of the Tokyo event

Since he didn't know the reason for it, he couldn't help but feeling out of place

Another tummy rumble

He didn't notice that they had spelled his name wrong on the screen (博喜 became 博貴)

He's still thankful for everyone who participated in such a short amount of time

Also, he's reached the age now that even if he realises he's being made fun of, he doesn't think too much of it

≫ English corner:

"Rose is sexy flower!"

He didn't know that bara was rose 😭

His English vocabulary is limited in the first place so the words he come up with on the spot are unexpected

This time it was very difficult for him, he thought he was gonna lose his mind halfway through

His English is limited but he still believes that he manages to get his point across if he ever was to go abroad (oh sweetie)

Someone in the chat mentions how he's even appeared in UtaPri yet he never remembers the word

He's gonna remember it from now on, if only the word is gonna come up in the future (we've heard small King for so many events lately so I'm pretty sure it's gonna appear again 😂)

The most frequent words have probably been ouji (prince) and aru hi (one day)

He doesn't know exactly what pit in is but he thinks it's along the lines of got there/getting there/going there (he doesn't think he should look into it, then it'd be meaningless)

He knows old is furui but not mukashi mukashi (once upon a time/a long time ago)

He's learned pit in from Formula 1.. but in the next breath he says he's never watched F1

Shoutout to Toyoko Inn

He's saying "nanananana" (catchfrase by Jp comedian Joyman) then says he mimicked him one time at rehearsals (which rehearsal? we'll never know) even though he wasn't even trying to do an impression but it received lots of laughter

"It's a battle between actors, when the unreasonable request of doing something on the spot comes up"

≫ Furuba:

He wanted to talk about Tori-san, then he keeps on saying -san -san -san

The chat mentions unrelated words also ending in -san like Ohta Isan, sekaiisan, Ryukakusan

Someone asks where he heard of Shukipi (song by idol group =LOVE) which he referenced as part of the adlib aikotoba when entering Ayame's shop (10.14 matinée performance); it was not intended to be part of the play since it's not in the source material, he was just joking around during rehearsals

It seems he had gotten the OK for from the producers beforehand to reference the title of the song

He's unsure if he did the correct lyrics tho

Apparently Sashihara Rino (producer of =LOVE, previous member of AKB48) came to see the play that day! (Souma Isuzu's actress Nogiuchi Iori is part of =LOVE. Additionally, Honda Tooru's actress Yoshida Ayano Christie is also part of Nogizaka46 which is the official rival group of AKB48 🫢)

Someone asks him how long it took to make the Aya doll but first, as for the "Yuki-chan who loves his brother 100%" cardboard standee, he drew it all by himself after everyone had left the performance hall for the day

He stuck around until closing hour

Since he had about an hour off-stage for each day's performance, he had alot of thinking time

Then the cardboard standee was destroyed in an instant lol

He thought it would've been nice if it had been destroyed by Yuki himself but Kyo is Kyo after all

"The cardboard was then thrown apart without further discussion"

He was shocked since the cardboard was actually pretty hard

He went to Tokyu Hands by himself to buy the cardboard specifically, then he hired a car to have it delivered (!!) because there was no way he was bringing 180cm cardboard on the train or in a taxi - and he paid it all by himself

It wasn't Aya who fell to his knees on stage, it was all Hiroki 😂

They would pay it if he asked them to, but he did it because he wanted to

He thinks it'd be uncool to have the others pay for every single thing

It might have been better if he spent his money on other props since it was finished off with a single blow, but as long as that moment leaves a lasting impression on alot of people, he thinks it's worth the time and money spent

"Its value is not in the time it takes, but in how much it remains in people's hearts"

The chat points out how he still wanted those 4000¥ at the event 🤣

He laughs over the fact that they had all said there was no way they'd be able to break it beforehand, but then it went just like that lol

Kyo just went for a full power lariat punch

But that's one of the things he likes about Shouhei, he goes all in

He kept forgetting to have the ensemble get off-stage before the others came back

He also went to Nitori and bought a pillow made of bird feathers and a body pillow?? He didn't get to use the body pillow this time tho

He didn't want to tell the shop staff he wasn't planning on using the pillows for their intended purpose when he asked for as cheap as possible

He's been questioning himself alot for a long time; "what am I doing?"

As for the scene where he held the kabutomushi (Japanese rhinoceros beetle), he doesn't even remember how it came to be

It had only been a few days since they had gotten to the rehearsals (they hadn't even gone through the rehearsals or practiced yet) and on the second day, they were already in costume

He's never done anything in that condition before

They gave him free rein to do pretty much whatever he wanted

He's not sure why he came out with the beetle in that really moving scene but it received lots of laughter during rehearsals

Hiroki himself barely even realizes that he held a beetle, he just wanted to convey that specific line

It was actually a stag beetle apparently - it might have been because Tooru called it a stag beetle in another scene. Maybe Ayame had picked it up first then let it escape

Needless to say, none of this was in the script lol

At one of the performances, there was a man in the audience who did a snorting laugh so Hiroki almost lost his composure

(Note: snort laughing is butappana (ぶたっぱな/豚鼻) which uses the characters for 'pig' and 'nose')

The spotlight had only just hit him but he hadn't said any lines yet

He was happy to receive that response even though it wasn't the right timing

"If I'd laughed in that scene, I wouldn't be a professional anymore"

In that sense, they're really making the performances together with the audience, it's different every time

≫ Tensura and Suehiro:

He mentions snort laughing senpais like Shunri and Yuya - and Yuya truly is a pig nose ww

At the very end in Tensura when Geld begs for forgiveness from the Ogre clan, apparently Yuya found it very funny that his pig nose was basically pressed into the ground 🐽

He seemed to have been struggling quite alot with that nose (not to mention they had to get rid of the tusks before the performances had even begun)

B*z*n and Ts*r*m*r* had the same make-up artist for Suehirogari 🤫

Unless their make-up sessions didn't fall within the same timeslots, he doesn't know who had their make-up done together with who

Someone asks "what about Michu-niki?" and he thinks they meant Murata Mitsu since they said -niki (from aniki; older brother) but they actually meant Hayashi Mitsuaki (Onimaru's actor)

He's not sure if he should say this but he can't help but think Mitsuaki looks like Menjo Kentaro (!!)

He thinks they're both wild, old-fashioned, a bit clumsy, close in age (Mitsu is born in 1990/10 and Menjo is 1990/11), and have similar face structure

He's unsure if he should say things like these but since he's not saying anything bad, moreover he thinks it's positive, it doesn't have to be a secret - everyone go tweet it 👌

He hasn't seen Menjo in a while and he misses him 🥺

He burp

The burping powder from the Osaka event was actually quite tasty (iirc it tasted of apple?)

≫ Bday event and Chaba:

He's thankful for all the gifts he received at the bday event 🎁 The ones from Osaka have yet to arrive though

He's gonna open them all later, not on livestream though

He's got a cardboard box of gifts and letters on the other side of the room

"I wonder if it's okay to be this happy? 'Show us the cardboard box' - I can't just do that, can I? I can't show every single person. To me, everyone is equally important, and I don't want to show it to anyone else. Please let me enjoy it on my own"

Someone asks if he actually read the letters and he responds, "you don't think I read them? That hurts" 💔

He does remember Ochappachans' faces

If he's completely super honest though, he does not remember names. If one's icon and face matches though, he'll remember

He would like more of us Chaba to have our faces as icons

He might remember if for example, you say your name and show your icon while taking cheki together

He might remember some by their no-face icons though but not all - he will not tell lies

Naturally, he will not remember the faces of first-time event visitors

"For newcomers, it may not be very pleasant words to hear, but the ones who have been supporting me for a long time often tell me how many years they have been with me. And that makes me happy, and of course I'll remember it. In the end, those newcomers are going to be the same way in a few years. So I'm hoping that as that happens, there will be more and more of that, more and more albums in my head, and I'm hoping that we'll get to that point"

He's sorry he's really bad with names but he's trying his best

From his point of view, it makes him happier if someone remembers his face rather than name

"It's not a competition, and it doesn't mean anyone's inferior. You are all important people to me. There is no difference. There is no difference, but the fact that they have been supporting me for a long time is just a fact. That's still a wonderful thing and it makes me happy. I'd be very happy if you said you've been with me for 10 years. But that's not to say I'm not happy with the ones who have been with me for less than a year. So if someone says 10 years, 8 years, 7 years, 6 years, I'd say, "wow, that's a long time." Let's all have that conversation. It's fine isn't it, let's grow old together. No?"

Then again, it's not about the length of time but rather the depth of that time spent

Even though he hasn't been able to see us for three years, he was happy to see people coming again for the first time in three years

It's not about what appeals to him specifically, he's just happy about that fact

He then acknowledges the Chaba who come from overseas since there were quite a few at the event this time

"I understand that it is not a matter of distance, but how hard, precious, and how much energy it takes to go to see someone"

That's one of the reason why taking cheki together is such an important time to him because we get to spend time close to each other

"I think it's fine for everyone to have their own way of looking at it, but for me, that is the most direct moment for me because it's the moment when I feel the most about how much you feel for me to come to see me"

His heart is grinning but he apologizes for his tired facial expressions

"To begin with, I don't smile very often. I'm not a person who smiles, so my facial expressions aren't trained. But when I do smile, I smile. My heart is always smiling"

Someone in the chat mentions how they have still never had any physical contact with him (due to remaining COVID restrictions) and he responds, "aren't our hearts always touching?"

For his next event, he'd like to be able to have physical contact

For the Osaka evening cheki, he had assigned one of the poses as "good heart" (search for グッドハートポーズ) where one does half a heart and the other gives a thumbs up (kind of like a rejection), but because there was a confusion of who would do which pose, it pretty much just ended up like a full heart most of the time 🫶

Many of the Chaba thought they weren't allowed to touch the partition screen or they were too embarrassed to touch it

He wanted to break down the partition screen

Everyone were touching all over with the handcuffs tho

"The handcuffs were great. I liked the handcuffs, personally I liked them alot. It felt like we were connected. The other [poses] were also good, but I thought the handcuffs were really good"

He'd like to clarify (once again) that he is not a masochist 😂

He snort laughs and apologizes to both Yuya and that person in the audience 🐽

He will not be holding a hugging event because "hugging is not such a simple thing" - and neither is him becoming a lap pillow

He thinks doing pinky promises for next time should be okay

Someone asks if he would do a hug if they offered more money (than the regular cheki which tends to be 3000¥) but he says it's not about money but rather what you can and can't do since COVID is still quite prevalent and the flu is going around at this time

Since he had to avoid cancelling the events at all costs, that's also why he was able to let go a bit on the restrictions in Osaka since he doesn't have anything else planned afterwards

Instead of handcuffs, he had everyone holding the balloon in Tokyo (he held "3" and Chaba held "6")

It was the first time he had balloons as props ���

Now he's gonna wrap up the livestream, go to the bathroom, then set up the gaming stream

"'Hey hey, is it ok if I fall in love with you?' On the contrary, have you not fallen in love with me at this point? Ouch"

He calls himself the husband of 700 people again (except only 600 were live atm)

He's got serious trauma from the scorpion 🦂 He's glad he didn't have to eat it in the end

Majima = Broccoli 🥦

It's been a while since he did a gaming stream so he's sorry it's probably only going to be Duck Simulator tonight. He's gonna have to talk with the staff at OpenRec to figure out how to stream the other things he downloaded but wasn't able to play

He tried looking it up on his own but he found no solution online

His bunny ears keep being out of frame so he just looks like someone who's wearing some kind of weird piece of string

This month's roll call was just an ordinary one 👋 Shoutout to Mayumi

Lastly, he called out Chaba so he called everyone 🍵

He won't tweet when the gaming stream starts so he's relying on all of us to spread the word instead lol

Chaba is his only manager 🙌 But he thinks we're all a bit strict so we should all go to Okayama and chill

≫ OpenRec's Discord:

He hasn't checked his Discord these last couple of days so he might have been logged out (since it's connected to his OpenRec account, which is consequently also the company's account), apparently it takes quite some time to log in

He assures us there are benefits of being subscribed to Gold Membership

He thinks his Discord has been quite lonely recently

He sees everything Chaba write on Discord, even though he doesn't comment often. Of course he checks Twitter too, but Discord is the only platform where he has unrestricted access to a Chaba-only timeline

As for letters (via OpenRec), he's the only one who sees them (but he doesn't think it's good because he doesn't want to make money from it and it costs alot of money to send)

Basically, he doesn't check his Twitter DMs. If he turned on his Twitter DMs, there would be no point in using Discord and he thinks it would be rude for the people who are sending him messages there

If he stops Discord, he'll have to stop doing OpenRec

Since he's not with an agency anymore, he hasn't been receiving many fan letters recently (he looks so sad and lonely as he says this 🥺)

He clarifies that he does indeed read his fan letters!

He will not tell his account number

He wants us to take a screenshot and tweet it alongside the gaming livestream notification

He's not that drunk rn; he's got work and he's grown - not like before when he was in a disarray during COVID

Last year was a bit difficult too (not that it had anything to do with being drunk)

He was so drunk he doesn't even remember that particular livestream

He won't do InstaLive or YouTube either

He thinks it's incredible you can now charge money on Twitter, he has no idea how the monetization works though

He apologizes for his bad time management (again) 😅

"Once again, I'd like to thank you all for coming to Tensura, Suehirogari, Furuba and then birthday event for these past two and a half months. I'm sure I've pushed you too hard by including all of this [in this amount of time]. I honestly have a mixture of feeling sorry for making you work so hard and grateful for having you come to see me. From hereon, I probably won't have any press conferences/meetings next month or the month after that, I don't know if there will be any, and even if there is, it might not be, or even if there is, it hasn't been decided. Now that COVID is over, there are instances where the stage will be decided a month or two in advance. For example, I may have received an offer in January, or I may have received an offer in December, but I've probably been saying this for a long time now that it doesn't necessarily mean anything will come out of it. It might be very difficult to balance the times when we can't see each other and when I won't appear [on stage], but I still want us to see that scenery together. I don't want us to view a scenery that I don't want to see. I want us to always be able to see the same scenery - but I might have to make you wait a little while. It's okay if you have an affair, that's totally fine. If it gives you energy, then that's fine. That's fine. It's my fault for not being able to take you on a trip that shows you a much better scenery. Don't worry about it, it's okay - I'm saying that, but it's actually pretty hard for me (laughs)"

Next year may still be far off but he still has some ideas about it

He's not in works as frequently as he used to be but it all comes down to how important each piece is to him personally

While there may be times that we get to see him frequently, rather than having a fixed number of times we get to see him, it depends on how we spend that short amount time together and he likes to think of how to get the most out of that time

Even if he can't meet us, he's still going to continue to send out messages

If he gets 200 comments on Twitter, he will host a Christmas party on the 25th (he just chose a number at random)

He's been getting less replies on Twitter recently

He might try to do a brief dinner show, although he doesn't have the motivation for it. Since he's not with a management anymore, he probably won't be able to do it

Someone apologizes in the chat for slacking off by not replying but he says there's no need to, we all do whatever in our own time

A Christmas party would mean getting rid of this year's Fuyu no Jin

"'If it's a livestream, it's fine' - see, it's already gonna be difficult for everyone! I thought that was definitely gonna be the case so I better stop. This conversation never happened"

He hasn't made any plans for this year's Fuyu no Jin so he's been thinking of not doing it

Even so, he wants to make time to spend with everybody, even if it's a short while

It doesn't have to be necessarily limited to theatrical performances

Christmas is tough with money already so he doesn't want to push us too hard

He'd like to do the dinner show but it's probably gonna be expensive since it won't include all the food and alcohol costs

He's imagining a dinner show like Mikawa Ken'ichi's

He apologizes for being a Libra and not a Scorpio so he won't be singing Mikawa's song titled Sasoriza no on'na (Scorpio woman) ♏❌️♎

He's not gonna make us pay 30 000¥ - but then again that might include food and all-you-can-drink

He thinks maybe it's so expensive because you can't invite that many people

Someone says he could cut a cabbage into strips and they'd be fine with it

"We could all share a heaping amount of shredded cabbage made by Nakada Hiroki www"

Hope is talking in her sleep! 🐶💕

His bladder is at its limit rn so he's gonna finish the stream lol

Screenshot time!

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Never Let Me Go Ep 7

Pfft, no, Palm. Listen to Nueng and your mom. Let him do things by himself. Let him learn how to be a real boy! 

Oooh, pillow fight tension. I would be cheering kiss him but we all know it ain't going there. Instead Palm will just hover over him and they'll just stare at each other for nineteen minutes until someone inevitably walks in on them.

See? I better get some damn kisses this ep or I will be very grumpy.

Palm's mom's expression is great though.

"Employee/employer my ass"

Wait, wait, wait. Nueng wants to buy a phone to listen to music? Not to, I don't know, try to find out wtf happened to his mom? Am I the only one who cares about Tanya here? 

Palm, you keep flirting and it keeps going nowhere.

Man, this Phum dude is way too happy about the prospect of Nueng being shot. I get not liking his family but that's…a lot. And he was entirely the one who made the banner - he's too damn smug for it not to be. He does have a point about Ben, I have to say - even if I understand why Ben did the thing it's still cowardly, and he knows it. 

Aw, Chopper to the rescue. 

Man Ben sure does react weird whenever touching Chopper is on the table. I still really want to know what went down there. More and more I'm believing that something did. Something a bit more than friends growing apart. There's just something about the way they interact, man.

Dammit, Chopper. Stop breaking my heart here.

I honestly can't tell if Ben is being deliberately obtuse when he asks why Chopper would do such a thing for him, though. It almost feels like he's prodding him but I don't know if that's just my wishful thinking or not. Yes I ship it but I'm not sure how much of that is me just wanting Chopper to get what he wants. I just adore him. 

Meanwhile, in "Nueng has completely forgotten Ben's existence" land…Nueng is very busy completely forgetting Ben exists and offering up Palm's stretch of paradise so one of the tourist couple can propose to his boyfriend and using the opportunity to flirt with Palm and look at his lips a lot and needle him about romantic moments. Both of them are being ridiculously unsubtle to be honest. Just make out already, you two. Stop dancing around it and playing the questions game and just do the thing already so that we can get to the angst about whether you mean it or not. 

Man, Nueng just keeps poking and prodding at Palm, and I genuinely can't tell if Palm's being deliberately obtuse or if he's sincerely not getting it. I don't doubt he's head over heels because he says untrue things like "all I've ever seen is your nice side" or this:

and only love could explain either of those, but he's so passive and so reserved that I actually feel like Nueng. I want to see that passivity shaken (but first I want to see more angst from Nueng about whether he's just following orders because I like that stuff). 

Him reaching out in the night to hold onto Nueng was sweet though, and a definite, broad hint to his true feelings. No reason to do that other than he wanted to, after all. 

Pfft a little on the nose with the bad fortunes, show. 

Ah so Chanon sold himself and then Palm into servitude to Nueng's family to save Palm's life, eh? I know I should find it heartwarming or it should make me feel a little better about Chanon but nah. Still no. I do like Nueng being like "no one owns your life", although I do sometimes feel like what he says doesn't match up with his actions. He might think that, but he certainly does like to act like he owns Palm whenever Maggie shows up. Granted I think he wants to own him in the romantic sense (and be owned by him just as badly), but I'm not sure Palm quite gets the distinction, and Nueng's spoiled brat act whenever Palm pisses him off doesn't help. 

Okay, Tanya is in critical condition with organ damage. Thank you for finally informing me, show. 

I legit cackled with delight through the entire press conference. Kit blowing all the smoke about how amazing Nueng is and how he desperately wants to find him. I mean, I do think he wants to find him, but not to make sure he's okay. 

Holy crap that one reporter clearly doesn't want to live forever. I love Kit's "how very dare Tanya is my family" reaction to the question, though. Plus Chopper's awesome side eye:

Now that's a good headline photo. “Clearly Guilty Man’s Son Thinks He’s Clearly Guilty!”  

And I guess I was wrong, Kit totally did order the attack. Score one for Nueng. 

Oh, Chopper's devastated little face when he realizes his dad actually did the thing is killing me.

This show is just full of kids who are too good for their parents. I knew Chopper would be the only one who really cared what happened to Nueng. 

I feel for him, and I really really hope he doesn't break bad for his asshole of a father, because that up there is not a face of a dude who wants to get to the top the way his father is choosing. The poor thing is so miserable and I hate that for him. 

That shirt really suits him though. /shallow 

Please Chopper stay sweet and decent. I know I keep saying that I'll be okay if you go evil but I'm a lying liar who lies. 

Speaking of lying liars who lie...Palm, you are so full of crap, my dude. I believe that you don't know what love is, maybe, but that there's nothing between you and Nueng? Nope, not buying what you're selling. 

And neither is his mom, ha!. I love her prying about whether they've kissed or not, and while I have my suspicions that she's gonna sell them down the river eventually because of her debts (there are no good parents in this show), I am actually loving her and Palm together right now. She's not really a mom but she's fun and she isn't afraid to share home truths, like your dad is an ass, you clearly have a thing for that boy, and please don't suffocate him with your love because otherwise he��ll run away like I did (okay maybe that last one is a little projection but). The entire scene with Palm at the wedding was gold. 

Okay I'm kind of impressed with Nueng. Dude has let all the wedding stuff make him brave.

Nice piece of acting here: the way that Nueng wrings his hands together slightly before asking for what he wants. A nice, subtle way to portray how nervous he actually is. 

And Palm can beep boop what is love (baby don't hurt me) all he wants, but he once again kisses Nueng like he's starving. And this time, when the kisses are supposed to be real, they both reach for each other exactly the way they wanted to the first time and didn't. Although Palm’s "is this how couples kiss?" is hopefully going to burrow into Nueng's mind and generate some delicious doubt and angst. 

Also Nueng did this:

So now we have a self-imposed time limit to deal with on top of the angst inherent in Palm being the Most Protective and Most Willing to Do Whatever Young Master Asks making it hard to tell what he’s doing because he wants to and what he’s doing because Nueng wants him to. I would be lying if I said I wasn't into it. 

The last bit made me laugh, and I don't think it was supposed to. Chanon is so bad at his job. So bad. And now Kit's gonna finger him for the shooting and also probably Nueng's dad's murder while he's at it.

And next week, more Chopper. Oh and some action stuff and Maggie laying down some more truths but mostly, Chopper. My priorities are fine, thank you. 

[artdecosupernova-writing]

OC Kiss Week Day 4: Charm

WIP: Darkspace Portent series Pairing: UUHHHHH Timeline: I like to think this would've happened any time during or after Eternal or Aurora but woefully (uh oh I like this pairing too much SCREAM) this is AU material lmao yeah idk wtf is happening here CW:  Rating: T Words: 877

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Guetry, halfway down the main corridor of a derelict ship, caught sight of a very familiar, very solid and stern figure marching around the corner and in his direction. Guetry swore, a sharp hiss jumping from between clenched teeth as he attempted to duck into an alcove only halfway alighted with control panels.

As predicted, too little too late. The figure barreled around the corner, gripping him around the throat with one hand and slamming him into the bulkhead hard enough to make a point but not enough to do any real damage.

"You have got to be the densest human I have ever had the misfortune of meeting," the obhelian growled, right in Guetry's face, close enough that his impossible heat permeated his muscles and slight amount of which Guetry was taller meant nothing.

"That can't possibly be true," Guetry gasped.

"Five years I have searched for that allegiant syndicate." Thrive leaned closer, almost nose-to-nose with Guetry. "Five years I've scoured the Milky Way for their leader, and it's all undone by the brainless actions of a showboating braggart."

Guetry grinned, though he still had trouble focusing beyond the tingling in his skull and the dots beginning to blink in and out of his vision. "That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me."

Thrive wasn't taking the bait. He released Guetry's throat but immediately pinned him to the bulkhead with an arm across his shoulders instead. The rage that flashed behind his eyes only rivaled the venom in his voice by fractions of a degree. "If I have to spend another five years catching up with them, I will do nothing short of separating your vertebrae one by one with my teeth."

Hesitating, Guetry's smile dropped from his face. "It's not like I did it on purpose, gorgeous."

Thrive watched him for a hair too long in silence. His jaw tensed, and his nostrils flared. "I tire of you."

"Do you?"

"I suggest you pick up the pieces of this ship," Thrive murmured, "and you get as far away as you physically can. I will be gracious enough to give you a head start."

Once released for real, Guetry's gaze darted to Thrive's mouth. He dragged it back to his eyes with no real haste. Thrive appeared to notice this, but he turned and strode away before Guetry could say anything else.

—

"You can't be that mad at me if you're stalking me all the time."

The human delegate's office was supposed to be empty, as Guetry expected it to be, but somehow finding Thrive pacing the space was as unexpected as it would've been had he sent him a message announcing his whereabouts hours prior.

Thrive turned from the window overlooking a park in the Centrum, brows pinched and hands clasped tightly behind his back. "I needed assistance. Seeing as how my main mission went sideways several days ago and all."

Guetry chuckled and jogged down the shallow steps to try his luck at getting closer. "Look, doll...if I knew you were trying to weed out that syndicate, I never would've wasted the damn ship. I have jobs to do too, y'know, which is kinda why I'm here."

To his surprise, Thrive moved closer as well. "These names you insist on calling me are pathetic efforts to distract me from what's really going on here."

A chill shot down Guetry's spine and he wildly delighted in the fact that they both came to halt merely inches away from one another. "Ooh, it's a big conspiracy, now, is it? The entire galaxy is working tirelessly to make sure the obhelian has a bad day."

A challenging shine passed over Thrive's eyes. "You seem to be under the impression that your charm is substantial enough to get you out of dire predicaments. You're sorely mistaken."

Guetry glanced at his mouth once again. "I dunno, man...it's gotten me this far, hasn't it?"

Thrive arched an eyebrow in the ensuing deep, weighted silence, and Guetry's heart pounded at a thousand miles an hour. The charge between them could likely be felt in the ships orbiting the space station awaiting docking instructions, and Thrive did absolutely nothing to quell it. He remained in Guetry's space, posture rigid, expression expectant.

Without thinking much more about it, Guetry took Thrive's head in his hands and pressed their lips together. Neither of them exuded passion or any type of emotion other than the high that they both got from doing something so utterly pointless and stupid in the human delegate's office.

But Guetry felt the spark in the pit of his core. He knew it was right, and he couldn't pinpoint how, but he laughed into the kiss and only proceeded to take it further when Thrive reached up to angle his face properly.

Guetry pulled away after several seconds. "Mm," he purred, swiping a thumb over his own bottom lip and clutching the back of Thrive's neck. "Didn't think you'd go for that, old man."

"Keep the names to a minimum," Thrive muttered. "...It may not be the last time."

When the delegate walked in, Guetry stepped back, and though it was the last time he saw Thrive for a long time, it certainly was among the most memorable.

[queenlua]

oh i guess i can also throw out a bitchy video game review: sam barlow’s Immortality

to get the good stuff out of the way: this was obviously made with extremely high production values & attention to quality.  i am not a Film Person TM, at all, but i can sense there's a lot of pastiche and loving homages to various works of cinema woven through the three fake films in this game, and i trust they are executing extremely well on that sort of thing.  the acting is all solid-to-excellent.  and the ideas that are being played with—The Archivist's Gaze TM, the unreliability of memory *even when the record seems clear*, the strange experience of exploring stuff in the nonlinear grabby-hands way that fans of a thing often do—that was all cool.  there were a few moments where what i was witnessing was so uncomfortable i was wincing, and it was a huge relief to hear "cut!" shouted at the end of scene—which, of course, led to the constant back-and-forth wondering of "is this real or is this fake," which carried ever-greater weight as the game went on

but, and unfortunately this is a HUGE "but", while the method of presentation is novel, its version of totally-radical-nonlinearity means it's possible to have game experiences that just don't "click," and don't add up to much.  in particular, i managed to get to "the ending" without getting... any of the *other* hidden scenes that give context/grounding/etc for that ending?  which, sure, *might* be the point; if you hit an unlucky path maybe you're just supposed to go back and replay stuff until that ending makes sense.  (i would argue that's an awful lot of patience to demand from someone who's already sat through ~4-6hours of often-somewhat-tedious footage, but eh, i did also play the entire Chronopolis sequence in Chrono Cross so whatever, i sucked it up.)  but due to how the interface works, if you did miss something, there's no way to tell what you missed, what you might even be looking for, where the "blank spaces" are, etc, so you just.... are reduced to random clicking, for several hours, trying to unlock the new thingy.

it doesn't help that the quality of the writing, imo, drops off sharply once we're dealing with said secret scenes.  prior to that, the film clips are all full of rich/interesting context and nuance that's genuinely a pleasure to decipher, and... then it just turns into long monologues about immortal beings, which is normally My Shit TM, but it's precisely the kind of My Shit TM that is godawful in this format.  lil bit too on-the-nose and schlocky compared to what came before.

the game's also strangely buggy, which meant it took ages to figure out how to even *unlock* hidden scenes in the first place, and even then it was kind of a struggle.  (and then when i googled wtf i was missing, it was like "why aren't you playing with a controller, that's the right way to do it" well bitch keyboard is a supported interface so i thought it'd be ok???)

i'd be less annoyed if this thing hadn't gotten unanimous uncaveated adulation from The Sorts Of Interactive Ficiton People i tend to follow, and whose judgment i usually vibe a lot with, which gives me a kind of emperor-has-no-clothes feel.  like is everyone just afraid of saying anything mean about Sam Barlow or something.  every single one of you can't be film nerds right.  like it's COOL and i definitely see how it could be someone's kind of thing, but the execution is definitely wobbly!

[shellxrls]

oh my god i couldnt find the inbox button at first i was so sad ANYWAY i went camping over the weekend and every time i got a little bit of service i was immediately bombarded with notifs from your account which i think is so silly because i was out in the woods reading the previews i get of your posts for entertainment because there was NOTHING else i could do on my phone

also did i tell u i got my nose pierced a few weeks ago i know u encouraged it when i tapked about wanting to do it a few months ago so i thought wbout u while i got it pierced

also also HOW ARE YOU i havent been in here in foooorever i feel like

RHODY RHODSTER HI I MISSED U TF !! i keep sending u asks but i swear they never go through it’s so annoying tumblr hates us as if ur not literally my first and og fan ??

i’m laughing thinking of u going out in the woods and reading smut previews as entertainment ur truly dedicated 🤞🏼🤞🏼 hope they were interesting enough for u !! & ofc i hope u had fun camping.. i cld never i cant even stomach the idea of one night away from my own bed BUT i’ve heard if u like it can be very fun :))

I DIDNT KNOW AB THE NOSE PIERCING WTF ?? i’m sooo happy for u i bet it looks so sexy and cool and while i already have a septum i’m debating getting my nostril too cuz but i think it wld look rlly cute with one of those neon pink hoops !!

sadly i’m flying tmrw which is actually great i’m super excited BUT no tumblr for like 3 weeks so if i forget REMIND ME to dm you my discord username or you’ll just be void of my presence entirely for 3 whole weeks 😔.

anyways i need to go start packing & cleaning up now cuz of course i left it all to the last day before my flight 😬😬.

[cosmossystem]

❄️, for the ask game!

ask game

thank you for the ask, ill be answering this one (-red)

❄️ Do you have a favorite memory related to your system? (i.e. something that happened in headspace or something that another member did.)

(lotta memory questions lately) (guys i barely remember what i did yesterday) (help)

umm ok heres one i personally like. i had to rummage around our logbook for the exact dates because it has been many moons since then, but this is what i remember:

vann & an unnamed headmate, who for our purposes i will call hook (she/he/they), historically have not gotten along. they are friends now, but it wasnt always like this.

back in the earlier days of our system discovery (like circa-2017) hook was kind of a chaos magnet. one reason (of many) i say that is because back in the day she would constantly pick fights with headmates. and by that i mean they would literally spar with people in headspace and start lighthearted arguments with everyone if she was anywhere near front (which is why im calling them hook.)

side note: fighting might be a big issue for other systems, but its not like that for us. everyone up here generally gets along and abides by the rules, and weve only ever had 2 or 3 actively harmful headmates-- hook is not one of those and we all love her.

our "fighting" and arguing are more of a recreational hobby-- kinda like rap battles where the goal is to win, not to actually hurt the other person-- and this is because being around the same 40 people every day is boring as hell and we are melodramatic people with too much free time. injuries heal quicker in headspace and no one can really die, so when someones fighting, the rest of us just pull up lawn chairs and popcorn and watch it happen. like this:

as for our story, i think it was maybe 2021, at vann's birthday party. i dont remember exactly how things went, but i know that they were both fronting/cocon and doing the sort of half-jabs at each other that they always do, and then vann says something to piss her off and then she breaks his nose.

music stops, record scratches, blood on his shirt, etc. all the party guests were clamoring over ourselves like "wtf? it's his fucking birthday? you would hit him on his BIRTHDAY?" and she had to assure us that "no, he knew i would hit him, that's his fault". so they both apologize, but vann PROMISES her that he will get them back and she just laughs it off.

(mind you, dear reader: hook is an entire foot taller than him and built like john cenas understudy. vann, bless his heart, is built like the pillsbury dough boy.)

enter hook's karaoke-birthday party, later that same year. party dwindles to a close. everyone is chilling around headspace like normal. hook is chatting with me and vann, but i have to step away from front for a minute and pass it off to the two of them... and well...

from across the room i hear a CRUNCH and suddenly two of hook's ribs were broken. shes not even upset. shes kind of just in shock. i was told later that he was flirting with hook and hook, like the dumbass bisexual (/j) they are, fell for it. no one could even get upset because well, he did say he'd do it. so the two of them just laugh it off. hook gets patched up as always, no harm no foul.

and i think thats when they started being actual friends. they did date for a bit but to my knowledge they arent anymore.

i wish every birthday party was as eventful as those two. the good(?) news is that we dont fight much anymore so this is mostly in the past. the bad news is nowadays when we want to entertain ourselves, we do lip sync battles instead. (boooo bring back my medieval fighting entertainment)

-red

[sluttysubmissive]

I was young when i got my ass ate for the first time. Didn’t know wtf was happening. I was lost! I was flabbergasted.

So i would have lost my virginity that day, (cause i make impulsive decisions at times) But i didn’t. 😂😂😂

Either way, we did all types of rubbing, i mean it’s not the first time I’ve gotten my pussy eaten, but it definitely Improved from the first time, lol. I got my panties to the side and he rubbed his dick all over my clit that day, i told him i was a virgin and i wasn’t ready. He just said “ok”, then asked me can he kiss her. I told him “ok”. Sooo, me being me, i laid on my back, the best way i know how to get my pussy ate, now!!! I’m very young, so idk shit!!! This boy told me, “not like that, get over here and bend over on the bed” i didn’t know how that was gonna work, but i listened. I got to the end of the bed and he bent me over. First thing going through my mind was “what if i fart in his face” lmao!!!! I was so mortified of humanly bodily functions! lol but ehh I’m getting off topic. So he got down there and started eating my pussy from the back, but his nose was in my ass and it felt weird, so i started thinking, “what if he licks my asshole”

Now i think the worst case scenarios, before i think of anything logical. And in my mind, that’s the worst thing that could have happened. After what felt like a lifetime of licking, i had an orgasm, now that’s not my first orgasm, soooooo im not new to it, at that age! After i came, he grabbed my hips and stuck his whole face in my ass. I was lost! I was stuck, stunned, couldn’t react, i couldn’t move, i didn’t know what to do! I was so thrown off, so thrown off, that the feeling of extra bliss after an orgasm went completely away! It’s like my body shriveled up.

After i tensed up, i heard him moan! And idk why, but it pushes this rush over my entire body and i was beginning to get aroused, again! Didn’t even know that the males specimen moaned, but i learned that day, they did. Anyway, he’s getting really into it and i pushed him away with my ass and stepped forward. I couldn’t even look him in the eyes. I just pulled my pants up and left. Didn’t say “bye” i just walked out. I never, ever made eye contact after that, saw him on the block and never spoke to him. If he could see me today! Taking dick up the ass! Lmmfao!!!!!! Again i was young and didn’t know how to feel. Well till next story……

[mithliya]

Same anon from today abt QLU: Completely agree

lexi 👎🏾 aussie 👎🏾 mildred 👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

I feel so bad for Rae honestly. She was visibly uncomfortable the entire show, you could tell she was pushed into participating by Lexi. she mentioned she was completely blackout drunk during the sexual encounter with vanessa, which makes me question the consensual aspect. as someone who used to get blackout drunk I understand how confusing that is, and to have people constantly bringing it up and calling it "fingergate" is so humiliating and gross. I also learned Lexi has an onlyfans now and is dating another onlyfans model, which, not to shame her, but it's just a bit sad. I'm glad rae is free now, i don't think lexi was good for her.

Aussie we know has a lot of growing to do. Sam deserves better and I thought and hoped she was going to leave single. I feel like they are back at square one. I did not think proposing with a rock was cute (in another context, maybe, but since it's aussie, it seemed like she wasn't taking things seriously.) It doesn't really feel like they are actually engaged. It feels like everything is just going to go according to Aussie's plan and timeline, with Sam capitulating on all fronts once again. I also had a crush on aussie in the beginning but I'm so over it now. not to be age-ist but the immature way she was acting contrasted sharply with her age, to the point where she looked older and older as the series went on. Like idk how to explain it, she looks damn good for her age but I just kept on thinking "you are 40!" the more time passed and became more and more aware of her physical age compared to the mental.

Mildred... i have no words... DV and getting mad at someone for calling the police when you were the one throwing things. i hope people don't start circulating those false stats about how lesbians are more prone to DV. But just... why did the only lesbian dating show have to end on such a disturbing note. mildred was disturbing.

And YOLY!!! I was so taken aback her actions in ep9 because I feel like the edit favored her previously and she acted so trashy suddenly. The way she acted in the ultimatum episode confused and shocked and baffled me. like the whole time I was like... "I thought you were engaged, are people allowed to do and say these things when they're engaged???"' It made no sense... But wtf girl why did she take off the ring and front like she wasn't engaged, letting xander confess to her, and then flip flop saying she was engaged but she loved xander more, like what was she even hoping to achieve? I was rooting for her but what in the fuck was that?? I truly did not understand what she was doing in that episode, like i'm still confused right now. How did she fumble so hard when two hot butches both were professing their love to her? I think xander and mal both dodged a bullet there in the end.

completely agree when you said "u just accepted someones proposal n then here u are doing things i’d constitute as cheating w another woman.." I could not wrap my head around it. There's a clip of the uncut footage on reddit that shows Yoly was even kissing xander on the mouth after accepting the proposal from Mal. Like wow. i wish mal and xander the best though.

I'll end this here. Hope the rambling wasn't too long or unhinged. This whole show stressed me out so much. thanks for introducing it to me but goddahm it was so much messier than I expected, especially after the reunion. I was so happy at first, like "yay lesbians on tv!" but then, apart from the general reality tv toxicity and messiness, there were some reminders about the anti-woman hellscape we're living in that even lesbian's can't escape 1) pronouns 2) plastic surgery (vanessa got a major nose job :((() 3) "sex work" (Lexi's OF) and 4)DV. I'm glad it exists, though, it ellicited many emotions. If you have any more takes or posts about the show I would love to read them.

Also there's a new lesbian reality tv show called "I kissed a girl" coming out soon on BBC. The gay predecessor, 'I kissed a boy" just wrapped up, and it was pretty good. I was wondering if you heard of it or planned on watching it.

xoxo

wait she was blackout drunk??? thats even worse oh my god.. i mean when she woke up it showed that she immediately regretted it and despite that, lexi constantly guilted and shamed her and demonised her which doesnt even make sense to me... like.. U WERE BROKEN UP ??///

agreed that calling it fingergate is gross tho. rae was clearly v distressed by the whole topic so..

i feel u on aussie. i found her attractive at first too but the temper tantrums changed my mind. i kinda get what u mean about her age, like i thought she looked very young for her age at first but then remembering her age and it being in contrast w her behaviour made her feel a lot older somehow and not in a good way (for me age is generally a good thing lol but her immaturity just made it cringe that shes 42 and Like That)

i get what u mean about DV stats etc cause i thought similarly. i do like that it did show that butches arent the ones who are likely abusers tho, and also yeah i feel like in most couples it was toxic as hell and u could argue someone in the pair is abusive. vanessa (manipulative), mildred (straight up abusive), aussie (always leaving & abandoning her partner, no communication), lexi (controlling and manipulative)... yoly out of her couple but i would say its a reach to say shes abusive or controlling.

ur right yoly's behaviour around the engagement stuff was very weird

also omfg i didnt realise vanessa got a nose job. i noticed she seemed like she got some lip filler but NOOOO i loved her nose wtf !!

whats the show i kissed a boy & i kisssed a girl about ???

[masterkitchenwizard]

Kitchen wisdom #4076

If you're sticking your nose into an unlabeled jar of self-dried chili flakes to identify which kind it is, it will most likely turn out to be the Habanero or the Adjuma

Unrelated: I don't have to trim my nose hair anytime soon

[insomniadraws]

most of my life I did not have you so what the FUCK do I have ALLERGIES for???

WHAT STUPID THING IS CAUSING MY EARS TREMENDOUS PAIN WHEN I SNEEZE A BUNCH OF TIMES??? WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO B U R N?!

[hopskipandarump]

ok i finished the first palace, heres all the really stupid shit that happened to me

the very first fight of the entire thing?

just threw me a superboss nbd (i died)

so i died, restarted, got a new set of enemies and- oh. oh no.

jk, he couldnt attack me for some reason so i just sat there and used rush

WHO WILL WIN: INSANELY STRONG BOSS or ONE SLICY BOY

so anyway i escaped the super totally hard and close fight with shido and proceeded to get thrown into my next fight

THE SAE AND KUNIKAZU TAGTEAM NOBODY SAW COMING HOLY FUCK

just casually did black mask's job for him and finished off okumura, and then levisae also couldnt attack so she met the same fate as shido of being slowly poked to death

running around the palace like normal la la la oh hey another forced ba

a

yeah so anyway el wiwi showed up after i ate tremendous shit

more boring stuff happened like level 30 enemies etc

and then

...i ran, and ran right into 3 of madarame's right eye painting

a refreshingly easy encounter after everything id been suffering with to this point, i cleaned them up, saved, and went right into my next battle and

FOR FUCKS SAKE NOT YOU AGAIN

I ACTUALLY GOT HER TO HALF HP AND THEN MY GAME JUST ENTIRELY CRASHED AND WASTED LIKE 10 MINUTES

whatever this is just part of the experience ill load it back up, turn on the randomiser, and just go do that fight again and get new enemies

omg hey bestie!!! just goro akechi hanging out with a literal penis. bit on the nose maybe but slay i guess

(he almost did slay it took 3 rez beads, 2 recarms, and abusing the FUCK out of my RPL Phys persona and he died a second before he would have used that oneshot joker move)

ok that nightmare is over im gonna save and move on to the ne

...a

there were no survivors

just a random nose floating around kamoshidas palace, dont think i wanna know wtf that place smells like, probably stale cum, old gym mats, and rancid body odour

one of shidos forms turned up and i know from experience (aka the testing i did with this randomiser earlier) that this fucker has a very very very high chance of softlocking my game, so i took the gamble and managed to run, only to then run into

she gave me 5k yen :)

more paintings, something kinda funny is that if you get multiple of the same one, at least one painting will be in a permanent loop of its death animation even though its completely alive? probably some kinda bug to do with the fact theres only ever meant to be one of each alive at the same time

randomly got kaneshiro's scripted 3-wave security battle that miraculously didnt break at all?

this guy turned up

i guess okumura doesnt pay well if all i get is 3.8k

got an encounter that was two sandalphons and i spent over 15 mins whittling their hp down, i had to keep ailmenting them so they didnt flee

at some point my personas got randomised too??

i fixed it afterwards but it was still wild seeing mercurius turn up randomly when i used heat riser

had to turn it off for a moment to get the eyes for the scythe bridge, it wouldnt work unless it was the correct enemies, and then i had something happen that i cannot do justice with using just words so im gonna link a vid and show you just how lucky i got when i hit the wrong item

next fight starts and yeah i didnt mention that ANY ENEMY can be a disaster shadow with this rando

kamoshida exploding and killing himself gone wrong gone sexual etc etc. he gave me a life stone :)

sent the calling card, went in to fight the boss aaaand

game crashes

reload

go again

get into the boss

three mots that fall over with one hit from my baal

treasure: stolen

kamoshitter: changed

homies: obtained

time to chill for 2 weeks ingame and then hope the second palace doesnt crash too much

im gna do a proper p5r rando run, im spamming tw*tter as i do it but ill make sure to update tumblr after each palace