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[fuckwhoeverpickedallthefunnyurls]

Doing this because I'm the anyone else who wants to and also this picrew has so much stuff and is really cool:

POV you let me talk about why I want a snake later on (ft. my cat because why not)

I did a kind of more warm outfit since it's fall even though you wouldn't catch me wearing this unless it's -20° Celsius. Probably not the most accurate me but who cares!! It's cute!!!

@fresh-bed-old-sheets @sleepyhomosexual @thenumber2bozo @rachiebeee @singinginthedarknumber2 + anyone else who wants to

I’ve seen like 10 posts of Picrew chains today and while I only have 1 mutual on here I wanted to do it so

Make yourself with this Picrew and reblog

@moodlevoodle and also anyone else who wants to

[breathinlove]

band!ellie headcanons and smau

read this

sinopse: ellie williams is the lead singer in a band (+some texts with her). i lost the resquest im so sorry!

cw: nsfw after the texts with warning! swearing, ellie's a changed woman after you, reader works in a record store and ellie's a simp.

part 2

band!ellie who is obviously in a band with dina and jesse.

band!ellie who had cat in the band when they started, but they had massive drama when they broke up. (they're on good terms now tho! trust).

band!ellie who had a phase where her and jesse liked dina the fans call it throuple era

band!ellie who got matching flash tattoos on her very first serious show with dina and jesse.

band!ellie who is kind of a fuckgirl and looooves her fans iykwim.

“just until i find the wife.” that's her lame excuse.

band!ellie who is the type of girl to have groupies and sign their tits.

band!ellie mets you at the fuckass record store where you work.

"is that you?" you gather the courage to ask about what she was buying and she smiles proudly. "it's our debut album." "congrats." you sigh before lifting your head to continue. "i bought one this morning when they came in, thought it looked cool." and she has to ask for your number cause why the hell did that make her heart melt.

band!ellie who just looks like she's never kissed before when you're the one to initiate the first kiss. (:0)

band!ellie who 3 dates in invites you to one of her local shows, having you in the front line (eye contact goes insane...).

band!ellie who makes her thristy fans they bite their tongue when she leans over to you at the edge of the stage. singing to you, fingers on your chin.

band!ellie who soon enough is on tour and texting you less. you try to move on (you're soooo wrong for that because she's just busy and thinking about you).

band!ellie always talking about you to dina and jesse.

“i need to get back to my girl.” she's so delusional too.

band!ellie who is instantly only focused on you, weirdly adding your name in every cover of romantic songs they do at rehearsal.

band!ellie who the first thing she does when she's back is run to the record store.

“how was the tour?” you asked, she's leaning on the counter and you take a step back. she replied with an “i missed you.” and you're not even hesitanting anymore.

band!ellie who wastes no time asking you to be her girlfriend after you cuss her out because she was late to one of your dates (she thinks it's hot asf).

band!ellie who is soooo daddy upstage but you know she wants and NEEDS to be babied.

band!ellie who notices you were upset she had a show your birthday, so she called you on stage and serenaded you as if she was justin bieber… flowers and everything. (she sang “one less lonely girl”)

her fr^

band!ellie who when she's out and fans stop her… she's so sweet and attentive but she wouldn't want to be late to see you

“sorry girls, the wife is waiting i have to go.”

texts with band!ellie

nsfw (cw: cunnilingus [e!receiving], strap on sex [r!receiving]. switch!ellie!!!!).

band!ellie who absolutely loves good luck head when you're backstage.

“baby just needs some encouragement, am i right?” you ask softly between open mouthed kisses on her lower stomach and thighs. she nods. “yes… need your tongue.” she grunts, thrusting her hips. you start licking and kissing her slit and she can't help but grind against your tongue until she cums all over it.

band!ellie who loves it when you ride her strap too, but she has to switch out and completely dick you down… with permission after not touching you for so long.

“please let me fuck that pussy.” she knows you're getting tired, since you didn't even slap her hand when she started rubbing your clit. “come on…” she spits down your clit. “tired, babe?” you nod breathlessly grinding on her lap. she fucks up into you “tell me i can fuck you…” but she's already doing it?? “f-fuck me, ellie.” and now she's grining and holding you flat. “damn, this pussy's split open.” as she bottoms that shit deep in you. she will fuck you stupid.

a/n: this is a lot but i enjoyed doing it... and.... my phone's charged!

[lauvwar-r]

04 from the start ⸝⸝ library date (gone wrong)

tw. . . minor mentions of blood (again)

beads of sweat (and perhaps tears) ran down your face as you stopped at the second floor of the library. while the ground floor was stockpiled with various books ranging from fiction to non fiction, the upper floor housed an idyllic study and reading space paired with a student-run coffee shop.

the air held an aromatic smell — smoky and earthy which complimented the overall rustic vibe of the place. although artifical, the books and plants that decorated the (what was once empty) shelves and rails suited the place too, capturing the classic academia aesthetic the council were going for. the perfect environment for talking shit about sampo (you're joking. you'd never do that to your best bud sampo... maybe).

unfortunately, you weren't in the mood for that right now because you swear — you were dying.

you wouldn't say you weren't athletic or anything but holy shit, with the way these stairs made you gasp and heave like you just ran a marathon, you'd start to think you were. like — couldn't the school at least afford those flat escalators used in airports and malls?

searching the area for your blonde 'boo-boo bear', you couldn't find him. ain't no way i just got played (dhmu im going home and never going to the library ever again- )

ah. never mind, he's at the table behind you. and man, did he look so cute when he was focused.

surprisingly, he was seated at a circular table a bit far from the others — your favourite spot. why? "so i can stalk geppie from afar obviously!" you once told your friends jokingly. in reality, it was for a totally different reason.

your eyes wandered back to the man in question. he was dead concentrated on his laptop, perhaps trying to fix the dumpter fire of a poster he produced. jaw tightening, he leaned backwards, an adorably annoyed sigh left him as he ran a hand through his messy, blonde locks which caused the silver necklace you gave him to jingle across his chest. god damn, he's so illegally fineeeee.

...but how'd he know that was you favourite spot?

"oh name? you alright?" he asked, finally noticing your struggling form against the railing.

why do i hear wedding bells?

"give me a sec... damn these stairs... im gunna manifest the downfall of whoever made them... " you huffed, shaking your fist like a senile old man.

"uh huh... i uh- wish you good luck on that," gepard replied, patting you on the shoulder stiffly. he's so awkward (i want him). "anyway, as promised, i have your favourite coffee at the table. let's start?"

"'course!" you cheered, thanking the man above for the absolute angel in front of you. but as you were about to grab your drink-

"well aren't we moving fast, huh?" you teased, "holding hands before marriage, geppie? technically not my hand but my wrist... but you know what i mean-"

"...why's your hand bloody?"

"h uh???"

looking down at your right hand, sure enough, it was covered in a liquid layer of crimson that dripped down your palm to your fingers. it seems you had clenched your hand too hard earlier when receiving gepard's text message in the music room, causing small punctures to appear on the palm of your hand.

"...woops?" you shrugged dismissively, "i'll ask a barista for a tissue or something- hey! where are we going? geppie?"

he looked... angry? kinda hot tho-

woah who said that??????

"the infirmary. you should at least wrap the cuts properly," he replied sternly, dragging you towards the exit of the library, your wrist still firmly in his hold. "plus," he started, "shouldn't we already be used to hand holding?"

MASTERLIST ⸝⸝ previous! ⸝⸝ next!

𑁤 sypnosis. despite claiming to be 'rizz master 3000' name has failed to ask out their crush and childhood best friend, gepard, for a few years (L). with this new wave of courage, will this lovestruck idiot be able to confess before gepard buys a house and adopts 3 cats and a bunny with someone else? (this is a joke. geppie will not be adopting 3 cats and a bunny).

notes. . . i actually planned to have this chapter be longer (more than 2x the length of this one) but it was getting too long :( so i apologise for the short chapter. next one will be the other half tho! (also written) so i hope you look forward to it <3 (edit: omg the fucking coffee?!?!?!)

. . .tags @520cafe , @kitsuxiv , @91ed0 , @iridescentsunsetwaters

[velcrodoesstuffsometimes]

I thought you didn't believe in magic?

Villian is always in trouble. Especially with the government, it comes with villainly! What do you want them to do? Not rob a bank? Yeah right, what's the fun in living a normal life?

Although now, villian would much prefer one. Villian believed in a lot of things, like that breaking the law was fine if done morally good. What villian didn't belive in though, was magic.

Yet, here they were. Hoarding and hiding a magical creature in their sage house and once again, in trouble with the government.

"Am I bothering you?" The creature asks, hiding behind the sofa, only being visible by their eyes up.

"Bothering, no." Villian responds dryly, changing the channel on the TV to the news. The creature crawls up and plops itself down next to villian, leaving an awkward gap.

Thos creature is at least a foot smaller than the villian, but at least not as thin as it was a few months ago when villian found them bleeding out after a mission.

"Mmm are you sure? I can't help you out at all and this is the third safe house we've been to." The creature says quietly, voice laced with guilt.

"We are close to my works base, we're hidden, and we're fine." Villian responds dryly again, the creature is always so worried. Although they have all the right to be. It's hard to go outside with shimmering wings. Or wings in general really.

The creature only responds with a small high pitched sound, clearly not believing villian.

The news isn't filled with anything new. The weather, villians evil doing, heros company's good doing, a new creature being spotted- a new creature being spotted?

Villians attention is at it's peak now.

"CCTV cameras reportedly caught a small feathered creature roaming the back alley of a local bar just after villians attack on a government protected building. People wonder is it was just a person playing dress up, a new villian, or an unseen creature that escaped government lock."

Villian peaks at the small creature next to them. The creature stares wide eyed at the TV screen, mouth slightly agape. Villians turns their attention back to the TV and bites their lip.

What are they supposed to do? The creatures been under villians hiding for at least 3 months, but the image that was shown from the CCTV was undoubtedly creature. That footage couldn't have been new, creature doesn't go into the city.

"I'm sorry." The creature says. When villian lookd at them, they aren't looking back. Creatures hands are on their lap, and their eyes are roaming down at the small cat they'd found in the alley way.

"You went out?" Villian asks calmly, masking the slight anger and worry, they don't want to scare the poor thing.

"I-its just- i- well- i-I wanted to go out and-and- i-it was so nice yesterday I just thought that-t-that a small stroll- I didn't mean-" the creature stumbles over words, trying to give out an explanation. Villian nofices their hands are shaking.

"Hey, hey, stop." Villian places their hand on thw creatures shoulder. The creature stops talking but still won't look at villian. Villian decides to shut off the TV.

"Why didn't you tell me? Why did you go back to the alley?" Villian questions.

There's a small moment of silence, creature obviously being ashamed.

"You weren't here, I just wanted to go out. It was so nice yesterday and I even took the backways, I wore the jacket you had made for me too. I went back to alley to find my book." Creature explains sadly, their voice still lived with guilt.

"What book could be so important that you went back?"

"Book magic, it's easier for me to do ever since I escaped government hold."

Neither person speaks. Villian let's the words sink in, clearly angry that creature had gotten caught trying to get a book. Creature raises their head just enough to look at villian. Dispose the hair covering their eyes, villian could see creatures glossy eyes and their bottom lip shaking.

"I'm sorry.." Creature says, barely above a whisper, if the TV was still on, villian wouldn't even have heard it.

Villian removes their hand from the creatures shoulder and lays back on the couch. They run their fingers through their hair and sigh. What are they supposed to do?

What is creature is lying about the magic? Villian has never seen them do any magic, but they just said that they can only do book magic. Even if creature was lying about the magic, they clearly aren't human, more of a human with several animalistic features. Soft, fluffy, downturn ears aren't quite human. Neither is the long fluffy tail or the wings that are fairly large given creatures size.

None of it is human. So what is villian supposed to do now that creatures been seen on camera? If people speculated that creature was just a weird cosplayer then that would be good. Villian still doesn't believe the magic part, not until they see it themselves. Who knows if creature is gonna go out and not tell villian again?

That's when an idea pops in villians head.

"How about we go see supervillian?"

[doomednarrative]

Hehe @landlordevil tagged me to talk about my Tav/Durge so now yall are gonna hear about my boy :3

and thanks for the tag Aella ~

Name: Kallos ! Last name doesnt exist anymore he does not remember it

Nickname: Kal (by Karlach), Cub (by Jaheira)

Gender: Agender/doesn't give a fuck. Goes by he/him out of sheer convenience/never really knowing anything different but that doesn't make him A Dude.

Star sign: Scorpio. I don't know much but I know enough that that's what fits him

Height: 6'1" (186 cm)

Orientation: Bi but preference for men

Race: Mephistopheles Tiefling, or at least that's what he comes off as to most. To other tieflings tho theres something Off about him

Romancing: Astarion (and he's Very loyal to him)

Fave fruit: Black raspberries

Fave season: Fall, he likes the colors and the chill

Fave flower: Lungwort ~ old medicinal flower that has pretty spotted leaves and comes in blues/pinks/purples

Fave scent: Pomagranates

Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: Coffee 100%

Average sleep hours: He's lucky if he gets a solid 5 with all the headaches and nightmares and he's learned to live with that

Dogs or cats: Cats, dogs are too high maintenance for him

Dream trip: He hasn't really thought about it tbh, he's content to be wherever Astarion is after everything they've been through

Amount of blankets: 2. Despite being a tiefling he's shit at thermoregulating so he runs cold a lot

Random fact(s):

(Personal headcanon territory but) The "Stillmaker" knife, aka the one you find underneath the Open Hand Temple while investigating the murders, was Kallos' personal knife from his time leading the Bhaal temple. After Orin fucked him up and left him at Moonrise it got separated from him and passed around between other temple members until it finally made his way back to him during the murder investigation. Even after Kallos rejects Bhaal he still keeps the knife, whether out of misplaced sentimentality or just wanting to hold onto something that was His, who can say ~

He actually hates wearing the color red and refused to wear it even when he led the temple, preferring greens and greys instead

Despite being a war domain cleric whos adept with Radiant magic, his favorite spells are all Necrotic ones, particularly Inflict Wounds which is his go to.

Thanks to what Orin did to his brain, he's almost fully blind out of his left eye. The damage isn't super noticable outside of the facial scarring, but if you look close its slightly discolored from his right one.

I as the playet give theme songs to all of my ocs to help me characterize them. Kallos actually has two of them, that being "Pathological Facade" by Ghost and Pals along with "The Rifle's Spiral" by The Shins ~

Lets see, I am gonna tag @angel-trapped @piddgeon @fiendpact and @darlinghowl if yall wanna talk about your Tav/Durge ~ obviously no obligation to do so if you don't want to

[itzcherrybonbon]

The differences between E.L.A Artemis and OG!Artemis:

OG!Artemis:

-8 years old

-Nightmare doesn't care about her or her safety, Killer on the other hand adores her and raised her on his own like he did with Crescent, Angst and Merciless. Killer's always looking out for her

-Neon (SciFresh kid) is her crush

-Sneaks out a lot to either go see Neon, pick flowers, or see T.M.P and the Star Sanses

-Optimistic, energetic and an innocent little angel <3

-Heavy sleeper.

-Has a kitten she named Cottonpuff

-Really wants Nightmare to love her like all dads do :(

-Doesn't know how to write or read well- Someone has to read her the bedtime stories she wants to hear. Usually Melantha <3

-A bit of an accident prone, inherited that from Killer

-Her weapon of choice is a miniature scythe Killer gifted her

E.L.A Artemis:

-16 years old

-Cor.Nightmare's favorite, without a doubt. Finally a timeline where Nightmare treats her with love and care, but Killer doesn't.

-Always behaved when she was little, and would ask for permission to go outside to play first

-Feels like it's necessary for her to act mature, she always thinks and analyzes things carefully before doing anything.

-Barely gets enough sleep despite taking sleeping pills. Insomniac? Pretty much

-Barely eats because of her eating disorder

-"Why get a cat, I am the fucking cat-" She is like a cat tho because of her eyes and lack of energy, plus is a bit grumpy

-"Neon who? All I see is Palette. He's everywhere, literally: In the fashion magazines, in the church, right here next to me as I ramble on and on, and now he's showing up in my nightmares too- Like- damn- Not that I'm complaining but like-"

-A famous singer <3

-Obviously can read and write well unlike her original self- What is she, a bozo?- Yes she was homeschooled btw-

-Her weapon of choice is a black spear she summons with her magic.

Similarities:

-Can't get along/are distant with Merciless

-Crescent and Angst adore them

-Hearts of gold <3 They're both caring and kind. Always put their loved ones before themselves.

-Get along/are friendly with almost everyone

-Yellow is their favorite color

-Pretty long hair ahahahaha

-Have witches for motherly figures (Hope [E.L.A], Melantha)

-THEY LIKE CORALINE (the movie and the book) AND HAMILTON MUSIC-

E.L.A and Hope by @anotherrosesthatfell

Melantha by @angels-dreamings

The Sanses belong to their rightful creators

Artemis, E.L.A Artemis and T.M.P made by me

[mashiee]

sera hcs !!! i cant believe i forgot to do these after the john one !!!!

*for hcs that are very important to me

AFAB AGENDER THEY/THEM PRONOUNS!!!!!*

asexual* lesbian !!!

sex repulsed*

their full name "seraphina" makes them feel ick. they love they way just sera makes them feel tho*

hair is actually completely short in the back and extensions are just rlly rlly long side pieces on the fringe*

doesnt mind gendered terms for either way*

short king 🫅 (they are 5'2)*

gifted kid burnout syndrome (obviously)

kind of ignorant to other people's problems and feeling (not purposely) but if its mentioned theyll be very attentive to it the best they can*

parent issues but especially mommy issues (basically canon but i mean this in a specific way that is adjacent to my own trauma)*

hates going to the doctor*

has a blatant dislike of leilah bc she left them alone with their parents and never made any effort to contact them ever again until they lost their ability. the way sera sees it leilah only contacted them then bc their ability loss was now something that inconvenienced leilah and needed to be dealt with. it wasnt out of genuine care or wellbeing for sera*

naturally tan (a kind of darker olive skin tone) but also tans even more in the summer*

flawless skin with no blemishes whatsoever except for one mole on the back of [their] right knee*

wears sunglasses anytime they're outside*

dating evie <3*

absolute SIMP for evie*

autistic*

depression and anxiety*

skinny enough that its borderline concerning (this does not mean anorexia)*

cannot cook for the fucking life of her would die on her own instantly*

also cannot and is not allowed to drive*

LOVES doing their nails 💅*

uses as many short cuts as possible when texting

Terrible essay writer

is a cat also loves cats also has a cat

it is a white cat named spaghetti that has been dyed purple by various people several different times

collects fashion dolls !! :D*

doesnt really enjoy it but is actually a fantastic artist

can play the flute but also hates it

when they use their ability it projects what they typically see, therefore sera is colorblind*

hates reading

extremely picky about food*

cries when frustrated and despises it*

hates babies and children would punt a child*

[poisonintopositivity]

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#this is so me. i hate this show but i watch it out of anger and rage and bitterness at this point but also malex even tho it’s non existent

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n°5

🌸 If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not 🌸

Thank you for this ask my dear!

So, 3 randoms facts about myself.... Okay!

Here we go:

1 - My favorite color is purple

2 - I'm very allergic to cats and shellfish

3 - I find thunderstorms relaxing

n°4

Okay, that last part is like a lot, so feel free to just answer - let's spread some happiness around! --

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last 10 people that reblogged from you!

Thanks for the ask @anna-hawk!

5 things that make me happy? Okay! It's gonna be the 5 things that make me happy at the moment then.

Here we go!

1 : Reading Dinluke fanfictions. They are kinda (A LOT!) my latest obsession, so reading endlessly about these two falling in love in space while raising a little green jedi baby makes me VERY HAPPY on a daily basis.

2 : My dog, Sherlock. He's the love of my life, always.

3 : The weather. At the moment, it's perfect for my state of mind, right now, for example, there's a little rain, but the kind of rain you get in summer when you know the sun will soon be there and the birds are singing and it smells like nature is waking up.

4 : Star Wars in general. I'm rewatching all the movies and TV Shows and animated series and I love it all! I just started "Rebels" and only finished "Clone Wars" a few weeks ago and I LIVE! I

5 : Pedro Pascal. Just because that man is amazing and everything.

2 notes - publié le 16 mai 2022

n°3

Okay, for the pickign a character, Obi wan or that Mandalorian guy?

Thanks for the ask, darling.

It's a very hard pick!

Obi-Wan is my fav from the prequel trilogy and I love him even more after seeing Clone Wars... And the new Obi-Wan Kenobi show will make me even more addicted to this character, I just know it. And I just love Ewan McGregor since I was a teen. And CodyWan in just an amazing ship...

BUT...

I'm literally in love with Din Djarin and The Mandalorian is the show that made me appreciate Star Wars all over again after all this time. It’s because of The Mandalorian that I’ve watched Clone Wars and Rebels for the 1st time and the OG and Prequel trilogies all over again. It's this THE show that pushed me to really understand all the Star Wars lore. It's THE show that brought DinLuke into my life.

So… After long and hard deliberation, I’ll have to choose that Mandalorian guy ☻. My Mando. My Din. This is the Way.

Ps: And... Pedro Pascal, that's all I have to say.

3 notes - publié le 18 mai 2022

n°2

1, 13, 20

Thanks for the ask darling !

1 : show you watch religiously, can’t miss an episode?

To be honest, there are quite a few I just CAN'T miss. But, I'll just do a Top 3, cause I'm unable to choose just one.

The Mandalorian, obviously, cause it's my favorite show.

Stangers Things, just because it has a little bit of everything I love in a TVShow and the characters are just so endearing ! I love them all to death !

Our Flag Means Death, of course ! I've watched it on a loop for a few weeks now and I just can't get enough of it. It really is the greatest show on Earth (and Sea). When S2 will drop, it'll probably be the death of me (in the best way possible.)

13 : show you watch for a ship?

Honestly? Roswell New Mexico. If it wasn't for Malex I would I've dropped the show a long time ago. I mean... I love the prospect of Kybel also, but Echo is exhausting and all the unnecessary drama make me roll my eyes so hard... But I still watch it, even if the plot is full of holes and very bad sometimes. I must be a masochist, but I'm still too addicted and attached to Malex (and Kybel) to drop the show.

20 : show you think should’ve ended sooner?

SO MANY SHOWS! I mean look at Grey's Anatomy for exemple ? Will it ever end? But I've stopped watching the show like 10 seasons ago so if I really had to choose one, it'd be The Flash.

I don't know why I still watch it because it's very bad. It must end! Please, let it end!

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OFMD FAVE GAME

I’ve been tagged by @sherlockig, thank you, it looks fun!

So here we go !

Fave Ed Gif: I just love this gif. He looks so cute here! And I just love how Ed is so instantly himself with Stede form the very first minutes.

Fave Stede Gif: I think he looks so freaking beautiful in this scene! I get why Ed wanted to kiss the shit out of him.

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[asoulofatlantis]

So I have 3 cats and a Dog that lives with my parents and as an Animal lover the biggest crime for me was that they killed off the Cat and the Dog in this Village as well. As if killing Children wasn't bad enough already but Animals? That is crossing the line!

Someone who has worked with Class7 before is obviously not used to someone charging them for doing a good deed XD BTW... Kyle just showed up and no one really says anything about who he is or where he comes from. And honestly, with the new graphics, when I first played this game, I had to look twice and if he hadn't said he was fishing I still wouldn't have been sure who he was ^^' So I guess technically there is no knowledge from previous games needed here, as you do not really need to know who he is.

OR maybe he is a really dangerous and slightly deranged member of Almata...

OR its actually from a past loop...

Because the ones in Nord were basically the empty shells of Septerions and the one here was only a fancy Panzer Soldat with a dead human inside...

(This is so weird ^^' Like... right now that seems like some random boring small talk about statues and when you reach the end of Kai this suddenly was the Information that we had a loop before were poor Emilia died in that gruesome way and ended up a statue in Creil... standing there for what could have been an entire loop or even more.)

Two upset Kids searching for their missing cat... no one with a heart could say "no" to that.

It feels like we did that quest for nothing... because at the end, we couldn't really save the cat... but at least he lived long enough to die with the kids who truly loved him and were happy to have him back.

Damn... this is a depressing chapter for someone who has finished this game once before and... you know... knows things.

Dear Falcom, for the love of Aidos please do not let them die again now that the time got rewind! I know part of the fandom is a bunch of heartless assholes who wants the dead to stay dead (as if some of them are not still watching Dragonball to this day...) but there are also the people like me who wish for you to allow us to stop this tragedy from happening and save not just the Village and its people but also Dingo and if possible even Aida! Please?! Pretty please?! Agnes sacrifice can not be for nothing!

Seriously! Do not make that boy suffer again and let him have his cute little first crush on this girl until he becomes a cool Bracer! Please!

No you will not and it isn't your fault at all...

Damn it! I am having tears in my eyes. Why is this so darn painful? And we haven't even reached the hardest part of this chapter yet.

I guess at this point it doesn't matter much if we wouldn't know shit about him. But it gets more complicated when we get into the question about what his connection to Killika and Zin is and why they are not on super good terms anymore. But I can not remember if anyone will explain that real quick eventually...

Thats my girl! ♥

The last time I played this I never really understood why Aida was neither dead nor alive at this point. She must have been killed, otherwise the Genesis power should not have worked on her, but yet she remained in control of her brain and body for over 10 days. Like she was just... I don't know... in a coma but not fully dead, yet? But in the end, we still needed to kill her, which doesn't make any sense at all if she already had been dead and if she "just" been in a coma she would still be dead at this point, died of dehydration so there would also be no reason to kill her. IF the Genesis effected her even tho she was not dead... then the effect should have worn off by the time the device was deactivated and thus we should have been able to save Aida. So why? Why was she in this state and no one else?

Great. Even he doesn't get it...

So you are meaning to tell me that in a goupe of Jaegers no one but Aida had enough will to resist? Seriously? That would put shame on all Jeagers we ever met!

Yeah... thats definitely the only reason. No good heart involved here... XD

[th3-bl00d-on-yr-hands-rom3o]

0, 2, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 16, 19, 22, 26, 29, 36, 44!!! for the ask game!!

-links

so basically all of them lol,

0: Height. 170 something centimetres. im actually not 100% sure.

2: Shoe size. US womens 7

6: Age you get mistaken for. like somewhere between 18 and 20. and people at resturants always try to serve me alcohol and then im like "hey buddy im a child" and theyre like "WHAT". one time someone thought me and my mum were sisters and im like no dude shes like 40 something and im her teenage daughter, we r not the same.

8: Want any tattoos? hell yeah (dont tell my parents or irl friends who are on here lol) one day i will get a bunch of tattoos and dissapoint my mother. possibly. (<- is deathly afraid of needles) (<- has never tried getting a tattoo but probably will not be able to sit still long enough while getting tattooed without throwing up) (we shall see tho cause needles in different settings are different levels of scary, sewing is fine and as you will see i have multiple piercings). Anyway, I want angel wings on my back i think that'd be pretty epic - and like a proper biblically accurate angel with 6 of them, and obviously i want the triforce on my hand, i want a six leaf clover somewhere, and "art is the weapon"(cause i think the statement is cool and meaningful not just cause mcr said it, although danger days is one of my favourite albums of all time), and a goldfish, and probably a venus flytrap, and a bunch of other random stuff. probably the lyric that's in the bio of this blog. but not tooooo many i dont want them all over, they need space to breathe and not look all squished up (<- studies art and appreciates the importance of composition and framing).

9: Got any piercings? I have a few. (<- guy who has 7 holes stabbed in his ears) (although the regular lobe piercings should really be counted in pairs as one piercing each) (which would make 5) only on my ears tho. I've got normal ear lobe piercings, and then second ear lobe piercings and ive got 2 helix piercings on one side and 1 on the other.

10: Want any piercings? Yes ehe. i will get more (: One day im gonna get an eyebrow piercing, and possibly a lip piercing. but right now my father will not let me ):

11: Best friend? this is a rlly hard question i have like 3 best friends. I dont really do one individual person bff i just have a few close friends

16: I’ll love you if… you talk to me about any of my interests

19: A fact about your personality. I talk a looooott

22: What I want to be when I get older. aaaaa i never know. (<- is very much in their "what will i do with my life" existential crisis era) I wanna do art but idk how to get a job in that and i really hate graphic design. id like to be a botanist plant science is cool. tbh i wanna like run a random really niche shop that sells something I like. or i wanna be in a band or actually get paid to just do my art, but that doesnt count as real career aspirations.

26: My biggest pet peeves. when people leave powerpoints switched on when theres nothing plugged in.

29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend. really boring but i lied to my friend about who i do/dont actually have a crush on. no one will ever know (except the one friend who does know)

44: A random fact about anything. Fancy goldfish have an average lifespan of 10-15 years, which is actually longer than a domestic cat.

[paperstorm]

Wait I want to hear the thousand year rant about the scene in s1e3 👀 If you feel like sharing. No pressure!

TK slams his glass of water down so hard onto the table that it sloshes out. The kitten is big mad. His brag about saving someone from the Crysler Building, lol okay sweetheart we see you. You're mad but you also want Carlos to think you're impressive, and relatable tbh, Carlos is a snack and a half and I would also want him to like me. Carlos's "if I was a less secure MAN" and the face he makes idk that's just so funny to me but also so stupidly sexy. And also fascinating because Carlos is kind of not a super secure man? Like in some ways he is, he's very confident and direct, but also he's so hung up on the fact that he thinks his dad thinks he's soft, right. Like he doesn't think his father thinks he's good enough, or tough enough or manly enough, and he lowkey thinks Gabriel thinks that because Carlos is gay, and that's kind of a massive issue for him. I guess probably the show didn't know that at this time, it's such an early episode and I'm positive they don't put as much thought into these things as we do lol because they're just doing their jobs meanwhile we (I) am over here losing our minds over every tiny detail. But still. Also the fact that Carlos had to work up the nerve to ask him out idk that's just so freaking sweet. That part of the line gets me every single time. Carlos liked him SO MUCH right from the very beginning. Carlos has one of those hopeless romantic hearts and he saw TK and just went "that one. him. that one's mine." TK just FUMING, the feral cat is absolutely furious but also kind of in the wrong here, and Carlos calling him on it. I LOVE a relationship where one person is used to getting their way and the other one just comes in like a bulldozer and holds up a mirror to them. One of the best things Carlos does for TK is allow TK to truly see himself. Carlos doesn't let him get away with his shit. He loves him, but he holds him accountable, and TK needed that. I headcanon that TK had very ... let's say indulgent parents lol. Owen was the absent father who probably showed up now and then with a bunch of presents, and Gwyn strikes me as a very "my baby has never done anything wrong in his life" type of mother, at least when TK was little. TK really is used to getting absolutely anything he wants and used to being a brat and Carlos doesn't let him and I love that. TK grows up so much through their relationship. And then obviously the 'and I'm packing a piece' line LIKE. I am obsessed, OBSESSED, with the way Ronen plays that moment. It's like 3 seconds but you can see like 8 different emotions pass over his face. The way he just stops in his tracks, his whole tantrum completely forgotten. The way he sort of looks down a little bit, like he's going "... where. Where is it tho. I've been with you all night how did I not know you have a gun on you. Where is it Carlos." The way you can see him almost surprised by the fact that he's so instantly turned on?? This man is a liberal gay from Manhattan he didn't ever think he would find a gun sexy but in this moment he does and it fully catches him off guard. The way Carlos can so easily disarm him with just a few quipped words??? TK is so shocked by it, he's so used to being in control I think and Carlos takes that away from him and it surprises him but he's so into it. TK in this moment is still in the headspace of not really WANTING to like Carlos, but boy does he. He was all up on his bitchy high horse and then Carlos said five words and TK just started hearing circus music in his head. See it is a mistake to get me going. I have a lot of thoughts and I really need to be told to be quiet.

[venusiangguk]

the water is alive | jjk (m)

>>pairing: jungkook x reader / himbo!jk x water nymph!oc

>>genre: strangers to lovers, smut, pwp, fantasy, crack

>>word count: 8.1k

>>warnings: human x mythical being ??🧚🏻‍♀️🧜🏻‍♀️, jk is so..., he is so special 😃, little himbo, OC FIJI WATER COOCHIE, slurp slurp, oc first time, magic, water smut, this is like 80% filthy crack, handjob, jk likes to kiss, oral (f), creampie, squirting, sexual tension, praise, multiple orgasms, dirty talk, voyeurism lowkey, jk likes it tho, spying, mention of milfs, nosy fish, outdoor smut, skinny dipping, jk just wants tits in his face ☺️

>>notes: omg long time no see 🤩 first of all this is supposed to be a lil thank you for helping me hit my first big milestone 🥺 we did it lads!! second, i was this 🤏🏻close to writing a magical water smut scene but refrained, third!!! i hope u like it <3 also ty @taegularities for betaing :*

>>summary: jk didn’t think finding a message in a bottle would lead to him drowning in pussy... but it’s not like he’s complaining. 

Being stuck in a bottle is no good. Sure, you could get out if you wanted to- you put yourself in there after all -but that would defeat the entire purpose. You’re trying to get out of the ocean, not back in it. This bottle is your ticket to freedom.

 Although the sun is beating hot through the glass, and the piece of paper inside of it takes up far too much space, you stay resolute. In your water form it’s not too bad, and luckily the bottle is wedged right where the ocean kisses the sand, cooling you off every time the tide comes in. All you need now, is for someone to stumble upon you and take you ashore. Which they will of course. Humans are stupid and entirely too nosy for their own good. You know they wouldn’t be able to resist the curiosity surrounding a message in a bottle. 

 You ripple smugly in the glass. You really were so smart, though finding a bottle with a cork loose enough for you to shimmy into was a task. Well, finding a bottle in general was a task. As romanticized as they are, they are very rare and hard to come by.

 Just like a human apparently. It feels like it's been hours since you’ve been in there. You occupy yourself by bitterly thinking about how you wouldn’t even need to go to these lengths, had you come to be in a fresh body of water rather than the ocean. Fresh-water nymphs definitely had the better deal. Being able to free roam to any lake, spring, reservoir, river. Walk on land. Not restricted to the ocean like you and your fellow ocean nymphs were. Never allowed to walk around in your physical form until a human gifted you your land legs. 

 Just then you feel the sand shift, and hear the sound of excited chatter.

 “Oh my god, shut the fuck up, look what I found,” someone says as they grip the neck of the bottle and wave it and you around. The world is blurry, moving very fast, but you can make out another human running towards the one handling you. He’s very pretty.

 “Is that… what if it’s for me?” he asks, cat eyes widening in awe. 

 Once again your world is shifted as the boy holding you drops the bottle down to his side. You feel woozy. 

 “You’re an idiot, Tae.”

 At least the human that picked you up has some sort of brain. Honestly, why would a crusty, barnacle adorned wine bottle have a note addressed to-

 “It’s for me obviously, since I’m the one that found it.”

 Or not. No brain at all in the human race, it seems.

 “So stingy, Gukkie,” the one not holding you says as he turns and walks the way they came. “C’mon, let’s go home so we can open it!”

 “Okay, I’m right behind you,” he says.

 But instead of moving, he brings the bottle, you, right up to eye level, peering curiously into it. He’s got big round eyes, and big front teeth that are nibbling on his bottom lip. His hair is long and wavy, slightly damp from a dip in the ocean perhaps. Very cute indeed. His thumb brushes away some of the sand at the bottom, revealing you to him. He doesn’t know you’re you of course, but the gasp he lets out makes you question it. Can he see you?

 “Awe man, there’s water in it…” he mutters to himself, finally starting to follow his friend, “hopefully we can still read the message.”

 You bubble unhappily when he looks away and holds you in the crook of his arm. Had you been in physical form, you would have rolled your eyes. Of course he would only be worried about the note. Humans and their lack of brains.

 ~~~ 

 “So tell me why we are doing this at Inu-Yasha spring rather than in our kitchen sink?”

 Jeongguk sighs, exasperated. Though his heart warms at the use of the childhood nickname for the small spring he and Taehyung used to frequent when they were little. Still do, swimming in it from time to time. 

 “Sentimentality. And it’s like 10 minutes from the apartment, which you could have stayed at by the way.”

 Taehyung groans. “Ugh, I’m going home, just bring the bottle and note back once you’re done with your ritual or whatever the fuck.” He trudges through the bit of greenery until he finds the path back to the apartment.

 Jeongguk stays behind, kneels at the bank of the spring. It’s quite deep, water a clear blue with a few little fish here and there, though they always run from him when he tries to spot them. He dips his hand in. Not too cold, despite the sun starting to set in the sky. The drive home from the beach was long and ate up most of the daylight they had. Probably about 2 or three hours left, give or take.

 Nevertheless Jeongguk hunkers down, grips at the cork of the bottle. It comes out surprisingly easy, with a loud pop! He hums. Must have been loose to begin with. Probably how the water seeped in. The water that he carelessly dumps into the spring. There wasn’t enough to warrant a large splash, but somehow it snaps back and a droplet lands in his eye, the salt water stinging just a little.

 He whines, rubbing at his eye before he frowns at the water with a scowl. Rude. He swears it babbles back, little bubbles popping angrily at the surface. 

 He ignores the apparently sentient spring as he struggles to get the note out until he groans in defeat, finally accepting that his fingers are just too thick to fit in the top of the wine bottle. So thick in fact, he’s struggling to pull it out. 

 He wiggles, and pulls with all his strength, face probably ugly and a little red from the strain. Surely it shouldn’t be this hard? What did he do to deserve this? Could he go on without his ring finger? He didn’t think so, that was one of his two best fingering fingers. Also where would his wedding ring go if they had to cut it off? He’s about to shed a few tears when at last! His finger comes loose, and he falls flat on his butt in the damp brush around the shallow edge of the spring. He sighs, looks up at the treetops, and then scrunches his toes in his sneakers. Perhaps he’ll just put his feet before he goes home. 

 With his shoes and toe-socks shed, he rolls up his sweats and plops the soles of his feet in the water, sighing at the refreshing feeling. He leans back on his palms, digs his toes into the soft floor of the spring. Taking a deep breath, he starts to hum a soft tune, tired from a day out in the scorching sun. The trip back was just as unbearably hot. 2 hours in Taehyung’s beat up civic, void of any AC. Maybe he deserves a full body dip in the spring… he’s earned it. The message in the bottle can wait. 

 He stands, sheds his shirt and his sweats. Pauses briefly when he’s just in his briefs. Should he? He fishes his phone out of the pocket of his sweatpants and checks the time before dropping them on the ground again. Around 4:30-4:45… people were probably settling in for the night, not likely to be roaming the woods, and more likely to be sitting at a dinner table soon. Plus he doesn’t want to walk home with wet clothes. He yanks his underwear down, bare for the forest to see. 

 He wades to the center of the spring, coming up to just under his pecs. Keeps an eye out for those sneaky little fish. The water feels good on his slightly sunburnt skin, red and just a little sore. There’s a little waterfall by one of the big rocks on the edge. He makes his way over, turns his back to the stream before he tilts his head, hands coming up to work the water through his hair. He rubs some over his body, on the back of his neck. He groans quietly at how nice it feels. Cooling on his skin. He moves out from under the flow, but stays close, back leaning against the rock. He lets his eyes fall shut as he listens to the stream trickle, it almost sounds like someone giggling.

 Wait. Someone is giggling.

 Jeongguk whips around, looks from side to side, in the water, and then up to the top of the rock, about a few feet above him. He gasps.

 “A mermaid-”

 Atop the rock you groan. Rolling your eyes while you rest your chin on your palm. You’re laying flat on your tummy, your long hair pooling by your elbow. 

 “A human,” you say mockingly. The boy purses his lips with an unamused expression. You smirk before sighing, “Why is it always mermaids this, mermaids that? You know, they are quite mean,” you put your open palm to your mouth, glance around a little like you’re telling a secret, “and a bit unsightly without their glamour if you ask me… Plus! Would a mermaid have these?” You shift so you’re sitting on your butt, dangling your legs over the edge before thrusting them in the stranger’s, Gukkie’s, face. You wiggle your little toes for emphasis. 

 Though the feet in his face are alarming, what’s even more so is the fact that you are naked and incredibly hot. Peeping Tom or not, Jeongguk wants his face in your tits. Another thing that is alarming is the fact that you clearly are not human. Far too beautiful to be mortal. Jeongguk has never been picky, however. You also just made fun of him for being a said human. Mythical creature supremacy if you ask him.

 “I guess not…” he mumbles, answering your question.

 You laugh to yourself before flopping to your back, sideways so that when you turn your head, you can see him. You smile at him before sighing and lifting your legs in the air above you, just admiring them. “I love them, thank you,” you say dreamily.

 “You’re welcome?” He’s not sure what he did, but he’ll take the praise. “So… what are you then?” he asks wearily, yet interested and hesitantly aroused. He wades a little closer.

 “I’m __, I’m a nymph!” you peep as you roll to your side. You rest your head on your palm, your other arm falling over your stomach, playing with the little bit of moss on the rock before gesturing grandly at the water in front of you. “This is my spring now!”

 Jeongguk is but a mortal human and it’s not his fault his body reacts to your nymph tits bouncing as you giggle and laugh and roll around on top of that rock. Like you’re putting on a show for him. He’s not hard yet of course, he has some self-control, but his dick is interested and it does twitch under the clear water… He tries to be sly, nonchalant as he grabs a nearby lily pad hoping to hide himself.

 You eye him from your perch, eyes glinting in amusement before you point your finger and flick your wrist with a quick swiping motion. The lily pad flies from his hold. He squeaks.

 “Wha- How did you-”

 “Magic, Gukkie!”

 Jeongguk’s about to question how you know that nickname but then you dive into the water and he panics. The spring is clear, but he can’t see you - it’s like you melted into the water as soon as you hit it. He spins in a circle trying to locate you until he’s facing the rock again, confused and scared, with a dick that is traitorously on its way to plump. Then he sees a dark figure in front of him, and he yelps again, trying to back away, his steps slowed down by the water. 

 The way you rise from the spring is like something out of a horror movie. The top of your head first, your hair dark and wet in your face, the length of it swirling around you in the water like black seaweed of death. Like you’re a water spirit, here to hopefully fuck him and then hopefully not leave him to drown.

 “I’ve never seen one up close before, nymphs only come to be as girls…” you say once your lips are out of the water. You stay mostly submerged. “Well,” you continue with a tilt of your head, contemplative, “I have seen a merman one but yours is much cuter!”

 Jeongguk blushes, and looks between his cock in the clear water and you in front of him. “Did you just-”

 “I was just curious!” you chirp, laughing as you backstroke away from him some, giving him a little space. Your tits are perky on your chest, nipples peeking out of the water while your paddle on your back.

 Jeongguk stares, unabashed. You just ogled him, so he shall do the same. You don’t seem shy, confident in fact, loving the attention. Maybe you’re just comfortable, or maybe you’re just always naked. 

 “Have you always been here?” he questions, swimming just a little closer. 

 “Mmm. No, you brought me here,” you reply. You’re pouting in concentration as you make little water droplets float around him.

 Jeongguk’s eyes cross as a drop hovers in front of his nose. “I did?”

 You hum an affirmative noise. “The bottle? I was in there, Gukkie.”

 His mouth parts into a little ‘o’, realization coloring his features. “My name isn’t Gukkie by the way, it’s Jeongguk. Why did you want to leave the ocean?” He’s assuming you wanted to leave, seeing as you seem happy in the spring. You’re making the droplets settle in his hair like a crown now. Jeongguk’s unsure how they don’t burst and splash all over him, but he’s amazed nonetheless. A simple man, easily entertained.

 “Ah… I have chronic- seasickness… the ocean just wasn’t for me…” you’re tongue is sticking out in concentration. “Plus when a human brings us ashore, we get legs! And we get to experience all the mundane things that happen on land!” You pause your handy work before bringing your leg up out of the water, calf by your ear.

 “Whoa…” Jeongguk whispers, inching closer to you. The hovering water droplets follow. “You’re really flexible.”

 You smile, before getting back to work. “Am I?”

 Jeongguk nods. You’re only a couple feet away now. He takes you in, how your hair is so dark, it almost has a navy hue to it. How the water twinkles and glistens as it glides down your skin. The swell of your tits can be seen above the water. He wants to know what you feel like.

 “Are you slimy?” he ponders.

 Your movements jerk to a halt, the intricate water crown bursting and promptly drenching Jeongguk, his wavy hair falling in his face. He gingerly brushes it to the side, mostly unbothered.

 “Slimy?” you repeat, tone offended. 

 “I mean like fish are slimy so I thought that maybe you would be too… you know to help you in the water…or something I don’t know I-”

 “Do I look like I am part fish?” you whisper angrily, “like those fishy fisherman fuckers?”

 Jeongguk chokes, “Fisherman fuckers? Wha- Why do you hate mermaids so much?”

 “That’s not important,” you wave a hand dismissively, water follows the path. “What is important is why you think I’m slimy?”

 He’s backing up, open palms raised in defense and surrender. “I don’t think you’re slimy! I was just wondering what your skin feels like!”

 You pause, cute surprise taking over your face. “Oh,” you say. Then, a lewd grin takes over your features and you do that thing where you turn into water before creepily popping up right in front of him. “Well why don’t you touch me and see?”

 You’re both in a shallower part of the spring now, the water only coming to just above Jeongguk’s belly button, and just below your boobs. His eyes flicker between them and your face.

 “For real? Can I?” Jeongguk’s a horny idiot, but he’s not a douche bag. Consent is key.

 You nod, batting your wet eyelashes at him. “You can.”

 He does not need to be told twice.

 Slowly his arms come out of the water, and he glances at you again only to see you looking down at his hands, equally as curious as him, it seems. He brings a palm up to rest on your shoulder, the other hovering awkwardly, before sliding down the front of your chest resting on your sternum between your tits. He swallows thickly.

 “Can I touch them?” he asks quietly. His pinkie reaches out, barely brushes the swell of your tit. The water dripping from his arms sounds loud in his ear.

 You're quieter than you were previously, a little in awe of his hands on you. You nod, quick and short.

 With both hands he softly cradles your boobs in his palms. They are big, some overspill happens even with hands as large as his. When he brushes his thumbs slowly, tentatively over your nipples, you gasp quietly, eyes still trained on where he’s touching you.

 “Does that feel good?” he wonders aloud. He feels like it should. It feels good for humans at least. But he doesn’t know if nymphs are different. Sure you look mostly the same, just sexier, softer —he squeezes your tits gently, groans under his breath— more plush than a human but-

 “Yeah, I like it I think…” You look up at him, and then back to his hands, and then to his chest. You bring your small hands to his pecs and copy what he’s doing to you.

 He laughs softly, bites his lip on a grin when you rub his nipples. Your movements are unsure though, shy and timid. He asks, “Have you ever been touched like this before?”

 You shake your head, eyes still on his pecs. They give a little when you squeeze. “No but I’ve seen humans do this stuff… and some of the girls have been with humans and they tell stories…”

 Jeongguk laughs again. You really were a Peeping Tom. He steps just a little closer to you. “What did they say about this stuff?” he whispers, sighs as he sees your eyelashes flutter when he rolls your nipples between his fingertips.

 “Um,” you say distractedly, “that humans know how to make us feel really good… a lot of us come to land just to see what it’s all about… you know, sex,” you whisper it quietly like it’s a dirty word, “All nymphs are quite lustful by nature but my kind don’t have it as easy as other nymphs because we aren’t allowed on land until we get brought here so we don’t get much human interaction…” your nails, naturally a little sharper than a human’s would be, dig into his chest when Jeongguk pinches a little at your nipple, pulling, “and there aren’t male nymphs in the sea… Ocean nymphs do live the longest though, so I guess that’s our perk,” you’re babbling but trail off when his hands smooth over your tummy, resting on your hips. He squeezes gently.

 “How do nymphs die?” Jeongguk asks curiously. Not exactly normal pillowtalk, but well. You weren’t exactly normal either.

 “Hmm, I don’t know much about other types, but water nymphs die when our origin source dries up, so… the ocean won’t be doing that anytime soon… but for fresh-water nymphs, like the ones that come to be in a well, or a stream?” you shrug. Again, your tone is distracted, hands roaming over Jeongguk’s skin. Fingertips of one hand running along his bicep, the other running along the lines of his stomach. It tenses under your touch, and a little breath gets caught in your throat when you see chills form on his skin. “You like this,” you state more than question, eyes peering into his excitedly.

 He hums, chuckling a little while looking down at your hands. “I do, feels good.”

 You shiver, the pit of your belly burning a little. “Wait, I want to feel good too... Will you show me, Gukkie?”

 Jeongguk pauses, hands still on your hips and he thinks for a moment. Should he show you? Should he fuck a water nymph he he didn’t even know existed up until an hour ago? He looks down his nose at you. Your wide eyes, swimming with emotion. Tiny hand eagerly gripping at him, a little too hard like you don’t even notice. Hair long and wet, draping over your shoulder, over the round of your chest. He swallows. Yes. He should fuck you. But first-

 “I think we should kiss- before we do all that.”

 You look at him skeptically, eyes dropping down to his lips. “Does kissing feel good?”

 He purses his lips in thought. “Um… yeah. It also leads to other stuff that feels good.”

 That seems to be convincing enough for you, seeing as you drag him over to where you first saw him and lean against the rock. “I’ve seen people kiss against rocks before so I want to do it here,” you tell him rationally.

 Jeongguk is trying not to laugh, and just nods, mirth swimming in his eyes. A hand finds your hip again, the other coming up to tuck some of your wet hair behind your ear. It’s pointy at the top, and adorned with a few little pearls that catch his eye. The small gemstones are light blue and shimmery in the glow of the twilight surrounding you. He rests his palm on your cheek, eyes searching yours whenever they come up from darting to your lips. 

 When his lips touch yours, the first thing he notices is that they are soft. Just like the rest of you. Soft and eager for his, quickly following his lead. You copy what he does, learning fast to open your mouth, move with him. To slip your tongue in between his lips every now and then. He wasn’t lying. It does feel good. Makes you feel hot, even in the cool water of the spring. 

 Jeongguk pushes closer to you, gripping your hips harder. With nowhere else to go, you’re pressed flush against the side of the rock with his body against yours. You pull away, and look down when you feel something poke your belly.

 “Oh! Your penis is hard now,” you look up at him with wide eyes.

 Jeongguk cringes. “Mmm, call it a cock for right now.”

 You nod once, a look of determination on your face. “Cock,” you repeat.

 Jeongguk smiles. Unintentionally corrupting you little by little. “Yes, cock. It’s hard now because I’m starting to feel good,” he says as he pushes against your tummy a little more, the tip rubbing against you. “You’re starting to feel good too, right? Are you wet?”

 You look at him strangely. “I am… always wet?” you reply unsure. 

 Jeongguk giggles, presses his face against your cheek as he bends down to whisper in your ear, “No, I mean here.”

 When he rubs the tips of his fingers just above your slit, you gasp, legs instinctively pressing together.

 “You’ve touched yourself before?” he questions.

 You nod, blushing. “Sometimes…”

 Of course you have. Though you aren’t sure you do it in the same way humans do. You use the water, maybe you’ll show him sometime.

 He hums, quizzically. “Can I touch you?” He brushes his nose against yours, his lips barely ghosting over your own. You reach to your tiptoes to connect them, but he pulls back, smirking a little. You huff, pouty.

 “I want to touch too,” you whine in a quiet tone, hands dipping into the water. 

 He watches the way your hands twitch when they get closer to his cock like you aren’t sure. “You can, I want you to… Just make sure you do it softly, okay? It’s sensitive,” he whispers.

 “Softly,” you repeat, fingertips just grazing the tip of him under the water. You bite your lip when his cock twitches towards you, like it’s eager to be in your palm. You shift on your feet, excited and buzzing.

 “Mhm,” he confirms, laughing a little. You’re like a little parrot, copying everything he says, the way he touches you. “Be gentle…” he’s whispering now, head kind of hazy from how turned on he is. His hips push into your touch.

 You nod. “Gentle.” Your fingertips grip his length, and you hear him let out a soft breath, his hands on your waist squeezing.

 You keep your hand like that, just your fingertips lightly moving up and down over his cock, eyes watching through the clear water of the spring, fascinated by the way his foreskin rolls over the crown. He’s making the softest, most delicate noises, hips just barely thrusting. He hums.

 “Stroke it, use your whole hand.”

 You look up at him, and his eyes are still on your movements, but when he feels your gaze on him, he looks up. He smiles a dumb, lazy grin. “You’re like so hot.”

 Your cheeks burn at the compliment and you let out a small surprised sound before speaking up. “Will you help me?” you murmur.

 Jeongguk makes a soft cooing noise as he places a hand over yours, making you wrap completely around his length. He moves your hands up and down at a steady pace, twisting at the tip. He moans, loud, a little breathy.

 “Yeah, just like that, keep doing that,” he praises as his hands start moving over your body again. He slips one into the water, slowly begins to move towards your slit, then finally between your legs. You mewl, and cant your hips a little, angling them so he can touch you more easily. He simply hums, pets gently over your pussy lips. They are plump and silky smooth, just like the rest of your body. He wonders if the lack of body hair is to help you in the water. He’ll ask later, when he’s not thinking with his cock.

 He slips his middle finger in between your folds, with his eyes trained on your face to watch your reaction. He watches as your eyes slip shut and he listens as you suck in a soft, but sharp breath. The hand you have on his cock stutters. He moans, cock jerking in your palm as his finger gently rubs over your clit, up and down, then in small circles. 

 Jeongguk’s fingers on your clit feel so good, different from yours and what you’re used to; his touching you a little rougher and faster than you do to yourself, a different sensation than when you use the water to pleasure you. As his movements speed up, so do yours, following his lead. You feel as he gets harder and harder in your palm, awestruck by the effect you have on him. Jeongguk bends some, kisses you hard, as he thrusts into your hand. He pants into your mouth, telling you how good you’re making him feel. The praise makes your cunt pulse, a whine slip from your lips.

 “I’m doing good?” you ask breathlessly. You’re hips are rolling into his touches, chasing the feeling.

 “Fuck yeah,” he moans, his fingers sliding from your clit to just barely press into your opening, teasing before finding their previous place. “Your hand feels better than my fleshlight, and I paid like… a lot of money for that.” His head falls back and he groans.

 You don’t know what a fleshlight is, and you’re curious, but unfortunately you don’t get to ask because out of nowhere Jeongguk’s hand is snatching the one you have on his cock off, and holding it away from him as his eyes squeeze shut and his brows pinch together. His chest is rising and falling in staccato breaths. You tense, worried that you did something wrong. 

 It hurts a little when you're pushed into the rock behind you due to how hard Jeongguk kisses you. He kisses a lot more than the couples you’ve seen. It feels good though, so you don’t complain. Instead, eagerly licking into his mouth. He laughs, low and shaky as he gingerly let’s go of the hold he has on your wrist. He cups your tits instead, squeezing contently. 

 “Sorry… almost came. Embarrassing,” he sings cutely with a playful roll of his eyes. He just looks at you for a moment like he’s committing you to memory, like he can’t believe he somehow got to be the human to hold your tits in his hands, before he states eloquently, “I wanna eat you out. Can I?”

 “Eat me out? What is that?” you ask distractedly as your hand tries to sneak back down to his cock again. It’s sticking straight up under the stream, red compared to the pale skin of his tummy. He backs his hips up staying out of your reach.

 Jeongguk’s eyebrows raise just a little. He wonders if you actually don’t know what he means, or if you’ve just never heard it phrased like that. Either way his cock feels like it’s throbbing against his belly at the idea of being the first one to taste you. If you say that’s okay, of course. Consent. 

 He presses his lips to your ear, “Means I wanna kiss you,” he cups your cunt in his palm, “here.”

 You stiffen, shoulders raising and the water droplets on your body rise too, floating above you till your body relaxes. Jeongguk’s mouth felt good on yours; you can’t even imagine how good it would feel down there. You cup your hands on his face and bring him down to your level to kiss him, legs wrapping around his waist as you hold him as close to you as you can, smiling into it after a short while.

 He grins too. “What are you smiling at?” he teases.

 You giggle, and look down at the water. “The fish are watching us.”

 To Jeongguk’s surprise that is exactly what is happening when he follows your gaze. In an almost perfect half-circle surrounding you both, are a bunch of small fish. He jumps a little and crowds your space even more than he already was. They swim a little closer in unison.

 “That is so… unsettling…” he murmurs. 

 “They don’t like you,” you whisper.

 He tsks, and rolls his eyes. “I knew they didn’t… but I can’t say I am fond of them either…” He pouts before whispering, “I can’t eat your pussy while they are watching, that’s weird.” He glances at his hands, frown increasing, as a small whine escapes his lips. “I’m getting pruney too.”

 You hum, laughing lightly to yourself. Humans are like little sponges, the way they absorb water into their skin. You pull him to the edge of the water towards the land and he follows obediently, extremely willing to go wherever you take him at this point, cock bobbing with every step he takes. His big hand squeezes yours affectionately every now and then. You lead him to the top of the rock where he first saw you, gingerly settling down on lush, soft moss with your knees pulled to your chest. Your body feels like it’s vibrating from the anticipation thrumming through you.

 Jeongguk does the same, sitting on his heels in front of you. He gently rubs his hands on your legs, pushing lightly, encouraging you to open up for him. He seems as eager as you, his hands trembling just a hint, his pink little tongue peeking out to wet his lips. You resist some against his hands due to shyness, but desire wins out the more he touches you, as his hands run over your body.

 “It’s gonna feel good, I promise,” he says as he lays on his belly, breath hot on your core. “I’m not good at that many things, but eating pussy?” he nods to himself and throws you an ‘okay’ sign with his fingers. “I’m like the best.”

 Without further ado, Jeongguk sets out to prove his skills to you. His fingers pet over your pussy lips at first, admiring how soft they are, so smooth under his fingertips. With his first two fingers, he spreads you open, and he literally whines when he sees how you glisten in the setting sunlight. Soaked and dripping already, a little clear drop leaking when your cunt clenches on nothing.

 “Awe, do you want my fingers too?” he coos, as he plays with that little droplet, gathering it up and pushing it back into your core as he sinks his middle finger into you slowly.

 You gasp quietly, a tiny ‘oh…’ falling from your lips. You spread your legs wider, and sit up a little so you’re braced on your elbows, looking down at him, at where his finger disappears inside of you. So slowly like he’s taking extra care not to hurt you. Inside, he curls it, making you jerk, keening at the sensation.

 “That feels good Gukkie…” you whisper. You take your eyes off your cunt and look at him. He looks back, smirks.

 “You feel good,” he throws back flirtily, “you’re so wet,” he comments, watching as his finger comes out shiny.

  He catches your gaze again, holds it as he brings his mouth down. He kisses just above your clit, just to the sides of it, each press of his lips making your hips twitch and squirm. All while his finger is still working inside of you. He sighs as he takes in the way you pussy swallows his middle finger, for just a moment longer before finally tasting you. 

 You taste fresh and clean on his tongue, almost like a drink of the best water he’s ever had. Fiji probably. He groans as he drinks you down, lapping slowly over your clit with a flattened tongue, the tip occasionally dipping down to your core, licking around his fingers to get a better taste of you. The noises you utter, the way you’re looking at him from above- all of you makes his cock throb. Drops of precum surely dribbling from the slit. 

 But he doesn’t touch himself, just focuses on you. On making you feel good.

 Which he’s doing a good job of. You let him know by the way your hips rock onto his tongue. The tongue that’s moving so slowly, yet precisely, over your clit. It’s the kind of pleasure that builds until it gets overwhelming. Every lick makes you more sensitive, makes you climb higher and higher. And when he adds his ring finger next to his middle one, it’s the kind of pleasure that takes over your whole body. It’s heavenly, especially when he starts hitting that spot inside of you.

 “Oh my gosh,” you whimper, tone kind of confused, like you didn’t know your body could feel the way he’s making it. 

 As he keeps curling his fingers, with his tongue still playing with your clit, you start to feel a sharp, intense sensation. A buildup that has your legs beginning to close as a natural reaction. But Jeongguk’s free hand pushes on the back of your thigh, putting your flexibility to good use, making your knees almost touch the ground beneath you. The sensation you were feeling only amplifies as he starts to thrust his fingers into you, harder and faster, almost a constant pressure on your g-spot. You gasp as your legs begin to tremble and your whole body starts to feel hot, burning as a new kind of pleasure pours over you.

 “Gukkie,” you whimper, head falling back. “Fingers, just your fingers, right there. God-” 

 Jeongguk’s a little affronted at you asking him to stop using his tongue, but when he sees the way your face is torn between pleasure and bewilderment, he gets over it. Your face is obscene and your tight little cunt is pulsing around his fingers and your slick is dripping all the way to the moss under you. You’re so fucking wet, lewd squelching sounds coloring the air of the woods as he fingers you. And then something is happening right before his eyes. Your back arches, as you warn him. As you tell him that it’s happening, that you’re gonna cum. 

 “Oh my god, fuck- please, please cum for me,” he moans fervently. 

 One last push of his fingers against your spot is all it takes for you to finish, pussy gushing clear liquid that floods his hand. His surprised moans mix with yours as his eyes find you, awe and wonder so apparent in them. You blush, eyes falling shut as he continues to work his fingers inside of you, his thumb finding your clit as he does. This makes you cum again, a smaller, different kind of orgasm than the first, but still just as intense and mind numbing. He keeps toying with your pussy, yearning to make you feel every last bit of pleasure that he can until your body is twitching, overwhelmed and spent.

 Jeongguk immediately brings his fingers to his mouth, sucking them in and slurping up your Fiji water pussy juice as he groans. “Holy fuck… do you always do that?” he asks around his fingers.

 You’re flat on your back now, chest expanding as you try to catch your breath. “No, it’s never felt like that before,” you whisper, giggling softly between words, a little delirious and spacey from how good you just felt.

 Jeongguk plops himself on top of you, resting on his forearms that are settled at the sides of your head. “You mean I did that?” he asks. You nod with rosy cheeks. “Oh my god I’ve never made a girl squirt before, I can’t wait to tell Tae,” he whispers with a stupid grin. Then he kisses you, a little too hard due to his excitement. “You’re so cool. So sexy and so cool. And your pussy tastes so good, I never want to be with a human girl again.” His hips are rocking into your cunt, his cock hard and hot against your messy core. “Fuck- please let me fuck you,” he begs. 

 He doesn’t need to beg. You were always going to let him. You’ve wanted him to make you feel good since you saw him strip down, and run his hands through his hair under the waterfall, little drops rolling down the curves and ripples of his muscles before disappearing into your spring.

 Experiencing human desires firsthand wasn’t the only reason why you wanted to come ashore; it wasn’t your priority. Your priority was the freedom that came with being brought to land. Jeongguk being the one to find you and give you that freedom, just seemed to be like a happy, sexy coincidence.

 You loop your arms around his neck, and bite your lip a little as you nod, hoping that the desire you feel for him shines through your eyes. Jeongguk nods stiffly as his eyes flit to your lips before kissing you hard, once again. Though this time, while his lips are on yours, one of his hands reaches between your bodies, grips the base of his cock. He rubs it between your lips, the tip brushing against your clit making you moan, high pitched and sweet into his parted mouth. 

 “It might hurt a little, but I’ll go slow. I promise,” he says with furrowed brows.

 You nod and brace yourself for the stretch. Virginity is a construct that doesn’t exist in the sea, but Jeongguk has a big dick, and you’ve never had any dick inside of you. A little pain was to be expected.

 But just like he promised, he goes slow. Sweet kisses planted everywhere he can reach as he sinks into you, little by little. And although it does sting a tiny bit, it’s not nearly as bad as you expected, not as bad as what your friends had told you. Nymphs could be a little dramatic at times.

 When Jeongguk bottoms out, you gasp, your sharp nails digging into his shoulders where your hands were rested. He hisses, and your brows turn up with worry when you see tiny little pricks of blood come to the surface.

 “I’m sorry,” you murmur softly, bringing a finger to your lips getting it wet with a little spit. You bring the wet digit up to the small wounds, pressing slightly. When you pull away, the small cuts are gone. You do the same for all of the little dots of blood. “Are you mad? Are you okay? I fixed it, I’m sorry,” you say again.

 Jeongguk is balls deep in the wettest, tightest pussy he has ever been in, real or fake, and you’re asking him if he’s mad. If he’s okay. He laughs a little, kind of airy and strained as he tries not to move before you’ve adjusted to him being inside of you. “You could carve your name into my skin and I would probably cum. I’m fine,” he says as he pecks your nose.

 Your eyes grow big at the little affection before you giggle. “Don’t get ahead of yourself… water nymphs can get mean and possessive… we are known to drown people if they are unhappy with them.”

 Jeongguk pulls out just a little before rocking back into you. You moan softly, eyes fluttering. “Mmm, I’m not making you unhappy am I?” you shake your head, distracted as he keeps up those slow thrusts, pulling out a little more each time before sliding back in. He hums, and you can hear the smile in his voice, “Nice, I only wanna make you feel good.” When he says ‘good’ he gives a particularly hard, long thrust, punching a gasp from you.

 “Oh you are, you’re making me feel so good, Gukkie,” you whine quietly, bringing your legs up to circle around his waist. 

 Your legs don’t stay there. When he goes onto his knees, he places your ankles on his shoulders, hands running along your skin making goosebumps pop up. You shiver and bring your hands up to his torso, just wanting to touch on him too. His abs tense when you pet at him, and he moans, his hips speeding up some.

 Jeongguk doesn’t know what he did in a past life to deserve being buried in your cunt right now. Maybe he saved a baby from a fire, or a kitten from a tree- whatever it was, he is so grateful to his past self for doing it. The way you mewl under him, soft whines of his name as you squirm when he fucks into you just right- it’s unreal. You and your slippery wet cunt are unreal, and Jeongguk is already so embarrassingly close. He curses as he fits his hands behind your knees and pushes until they are by your head. He rests most of his weight onto you, almost bent in half, pussy displayed and wide open for his cock that he plunges into you, fast and hard.

 “God you feel so fucking good, I don’t even want to fill you up,” he pants above you, “I just wanna keep fucking you forever.”

 “Yeah?” you ask, voice cutting out mid-syllable due to the force of his hips kissing yours.

 He nods, with dark hooded eyes. He looks down to where his cock is fucking into your cunt and he moans, loud, deep from within his chest. Gritting his teeth, he fucks you harder, more desperate than before, his fingers digging into the meat of your legs.

 You’re whimpering, soft moans of your own mixing with needy grunts escaping Jeongguk’s mouth. It sounds pretty to you, raw and blissful, as you watch the way his face contorts with pleasure as he gets closer. His brows pinch, and his mouth falls open. The deep grunts he was groaning turn into frantic higher pitched moans. His eyes shut, and his head tips back, sweat droplets running down his neck, pooling at his collarbones. His cock drags inside of you, your slippery cunt sucking him right back in everytime he pulls out.

 “Fuck, I’m cumming,” he whispers, hips still moving just a little less consistent than a few moments ago.

 “Yeah,” you say again, breathless as you look up at him. His long hair sways at the sides of his face with every thrust, and his eyes are squeezed shut like he’s concentrating, working so hard for his high. “Yeah, I want it, want you to cum, Gukkie,” you urge, hand coming up to push some of his sweaty hair behind his ear. 

 His body jolts at the sweet action, eyes opening for just a second to gaze at you before they snap shut as his hips snap forward, his cock spilling into your pussy as he trembles on top of you. You can feel how he throbs inside of you with every pulse of cum that shoots from his cock. He sighs as he milks his cock with a few more slow, lazy thrusts, some of his cum spilling out of you.

 You sigh with him, still petting at his messy hair as he composes himself. Composure to him is letting you un-pretzel and then resting on top of you.

 “That felt good,” you drone.

 He huffs from his place on your chest. He’s rolling one of your boobs in his palm like a squishy stress ball. “I think I almost blacked out.” He sits up a little. “Shit sorry, you didn’t cum again did you? Do you want me to-” he starts to move down your body, determined to finish you off one more time.

 You thread your hands through his hair, and pull lightly, signaling him to stop. “No I’m okay! The first one was enough, it was like- overwhelmingly good… and I had a baby one after that,” you tell him with a blush.

 The corner of his mouth quirks up. “I still can’t believe I made a mythical being squirt,” he moves back up your body and holds your face in his hands as he pecks your lips cutely before murmuring against them, “So cool....”

 You kiss back, for as long as you can. Up until Jeongguk shivering on top of you is too distracting.

 “Are you cold?” you wonder aloud, pulling away from him.

 “N-no,” he chatters as he chases your lips. You press your index finger to them to stop him in his tracks. He pouts, and his brows furrow unhappily. 

 “It’s getting late, you should go home,” you suggest lightly. “It’ll be dark soon… if I’m real, who knows what else lurks in the woods when the sun goes down.” You raise your eyebrows and try to tease a little.

 He grumbles, but does as you say, trudging down the rock to where his clothes are. You watch him from your rock, and try not to snicker when he stumbles while trying to get his legs into his sweats. When he’s fully dressed he turns and looks up at you, doe-eyes kind of sad and forlorn.

 “Are you going to be okay out here?” he asks, loud so you can hear him.

 You roll your eyes with a smile. “I lived in the ocean for centuries, I will be fine. I have the moon to keep me company.”

 His eyebrows raise. “Centuries? Kinda milfy of you.”

 “Milfy?” you question with a little pout.

 Jeongguk laughs softly, runs a hand through his hair. “Don’t worry about it.” He looks like he’s about to say more, but instead he just gives you a soft smile and a small wave before turning to pick up the bottle you arrived in and then making his leave.

 “Jeongguk!” you yell.

 He turns back quickly, like he was waiting for you to call after him.

 “Will you come visit me again?” you ask with a small, hopeful grin. Your head is tilted and resting in your palm, looking much like you did when he first saw you. 

 The smile that graces his face is big and bright even in the darkness that is starting to overtake the woods. He nods. “This has always been my favorite spring. Bye little nymph,” he says with a final wave.

You watch him go until you can’t see him anymore, his body disappearing into the brush. Still, you whisper a tiny, “Bye, Gukkie,” before diving back into the spring taking your water form for the night.

~~~~~

pls this jk was so fun to write lmao also ahhhh my first time writing a squirt scene , i hope it was ok lol AND TY FOR READING FRIENDS!!  i know its a little bit of a niche pairing but it was fun to write so i hope you enjoyed it <3 if you did, pls do all the things: like, comment, reblog, share, send as ask~~ love hearing what you think :) and again!! ty for helping me hit my milestone i love u guys *smooches*

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EYO BOIS ITS HORNY HOURS CUZ I DON'T POST THAT SHIT NEARLY ENOUGH LMAO- I AM INDOCTRINATING ALL OF YOU INTO DARLING PET

NSFW

Including very heavy size kink, size difference, breeding, you name it we got it- unless it's weird- breeding? bOOM- feral? douBLE BOOM! Primal? HERE- size kink? Size difference? baM BAM! Exhibitionism? FUCK IT SEMI PUBLIC! Instinctual shit? WHY NOT??? YOU WANNA BE BRED BY ALL 4 OF THEM? BITCH AIGHT POLYAMORY LETS GO- we have knots, we have breeding kink, we have heights, we have jealousy, hell I can make you or the character a fucking yandere- we got cockwarming

Let's go bois

Sitting on Ray's cock while he just thinks of ideas for a novel... or actually writing one- (that sounds like Ike lmao- Ike but a snake, gg)

Cockwarming 11/10

Which way you're facing is up to you- I'd probably prefer facing forward however facing him and rest head on chest 👌👌👌👌

He's prolly the most patient actually-

But eventually perhaps he mAY give in and fuck you on the desk.

I literally have imagined- its breeding season for all of them- still with me? Perfection. It's breeding season for all of them- you casually walking through the hall and first getting yoinked into Ian's room, him proceeding to fuck your brains out- he tries to get you to stay but "I have to feed my cat dude..."

Luke is next, he yoinks you in- he's a bunny... this has GOTTA be good-

And it is lmao-

Breed like rabbits I guess

Same thing, he clings on for you to stay but once again you haven't even made it to the kitchen to feed your damn cat-

Sean grabs you, same thing all over again- OH! Do note Sean has you on doggy style, Ian... he just said random bullshit go lmao- he probably did a mix of doggy style, mating press, OH he may have had you in missionary idfk- Luke absolutely had you in... idfk what the position is called however its the position where the person on bottom is on their side with one leg up, usually over the others shoulder. I don't care to remember names of it.

He gets you to stay the longest only because he's especially stronger however you still weasel your way out- how dare you. Rude ass.

You make it to the kitchen HOWEVER COMMA you have a feeling someone is trailing you.... watching you. Who is the only person you hadn't seen yet? Hm....

You get to feed your cat finally and are getting some like... cereal... and you swear you can feel someone behind you without them even touching you.

"Ray I swear to god if it's you I WILL find a way to throw you." Silence

Then you turn around and despite expecting it, he still makes you jump. Right behind you with a small, maybe slightly dazed?? Smile. Every time.

"God dammit Ray" "Sorry, it's just funny to scare you like that. You've finally been able to identify it's me without even hearing me." "That's exactly HOW I know it's you. The others have some sort of audio que, you don't. No wonder you're a snake. They're quiet as hell- can you please make a hissing sound or something?"

Ray pretends to think and just shakes his head "that takes the fun away~"

Of course-

Yes he is canonically quiet as hell for absolutely no reason- he scares the MC everytime because of that lmao

Its great tho

Then he cages you between the counter

"Ray, not you too... I hoped you wouldn't..." "Well actually it took longer to kick in than everyone else." "With great wisdom comes great control I guess-"

I'm a meme lord leave me the fuck alone I will word shit the way a wish if you don't like IT DUXKING LEAVE- DICJW

ANYWAYS!

Of course him being the oldest out if everyone of course he's definitely got his kinks sorted

"We're in the kitchen!?" "Your point?" 🗿

He bends you over the kitchen counter and fucks you like it's the end of the world- how were you walking even after the first 3?? No clue, it was miraculous. You must feed the cat, obviously.

Oh but he fills you so well like everyone else.

He carries you back to his room and now you're stuck there because you're absolutely not escaping this mans. If he wants you there yOU STAY THERE- even if he's in the most vulnerable of states, when he's going through ecsidysis (I can't spell lmao) he will keep you in his room at all costs.

Okay bUT- Ray will also absolutely fuck you later too. Does he have a favorite position? No because he cannot choose, they're all good.

Okay that's a lie he does quiet like the mating press and doggy style- no I'm not projecting zIP!

He will hold you by your throat, with your back against him, and fuck into you as much as he likes. But it feels good so you don't complain lmao-

Who is into what?

Ian is likely into semi public stuff, hell he'll get brave enough to just fuck you in the like... make over room he stays in in-between shoots because he's a fucking model.

Sean? No, he prefers to keep it private. It typically stays in the bedroom HOWEVER, breeding season is the exception, at that point he'll fuck you anywhere as long as it's in the house.

Luke... He'd fuck you in the car bro. Or anywhere in the house... he may prefer his room cuz of the bed tho. Pampered boi needs to stay pampered okay? Soft for days.

Ray is the party bro- I'm cONVINCED. He's stated he's lived longer than everyone else in the group. Hell it was either Luke or Ian who called him grandpa lmao- his profile says "33(??)", so he's definitely had more life experience. That being said he's definitely into a lot more risky stuff. He's lived long enough, he was successful as Darcy, I don't think he gives a shit at this point- he'll fuck you in broad daylight bro. And no one will realize it. You could be in a damn restaurant sitting with his cock in you and no one would be the wiser. He's so calm. Also if you're like me and not stimulated as easily, that's finessed instantly.

At the movies? He'll absolutely touch you during that. I promise he'll get away with even having you sit on his cock bro.

Don't get me started on if we make him a Yandere, y'all already know he CAN AND WILL WIN THAT- so would Sean but because of totally different reasons.

Bro you know the museum he takes us to?? For the Darcy showing or whatever? He will absolutely fuck you there, TEST HIM AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS I PROMISE-

At a park.

You name it, he can do it and will get away with it.

Bro he will have you cockwarm him on the couch, THE OTHER BOYS AROUND and it'd absolutely nothing to him. To be honest you probably wouldn't even need a blanket to cover lmao- yes the boys probably do know. Does he care? No. Should you care? Probably not.

Ray and Ian fantasies my beloved-

Oh you wanna talk Yandere for a minute?

Aight.

Luke, he's absolutely the manipulative psychopath. He will use his charm, his cuteness, his bunny like behavior and reel you in. Make you feel unafraid because he's JUST SO CUTE! HE'S AN IDOL!! He'll stalk you for a while and still seeming innocent... And then boom... suddenly you're locked in his room with no way out. You can't leave. You're not allowed to! Good luck escaping because his smell and hearing may not be as phenomenal as a cat or dogs.... he's small and can be ANYWHERE watching you waiting for the perfect second to strike. He can easily escape police if you send them after him because he's a bunny!

Ian... he sees you one day and decides he wants YOU. YOU ONLY. And if anyone looks at you they are GONE. And you can only look at him- he is a model after all. Why would you wanna look at someone else?? He will take you everywhere and flaunt you because you are his. But if anyone looks at you in a way he doesn't like... oh bitch- he can find their ass if he wanted to. Also good luck escaping, he's a Savanah cat, he has good hearing and sense of smell.

Sean will take you with strength alone, he doesn't need manipulation tactics fuck that. Just pick you up and walk home lmao- LIKE YOU SEE THAT GUY HE'S FUCKING RIPPED???? He meets you at his coffee shop... and for some reason he thinks you're the one, you're perfect in every way. They always say you don't choose the animal, the animal chooses you. That's also true even if the animal is in human form. And unfortunately he has chosen you. You won't be escaping his grip. And if you escape the house somehow, you're gonna end up back where you started anyways because he's a dog..... he CAN AND WILL TRACK YOUR ASS DOWN.

Ray... oh this is my favorite. He sees you... and decides you belong to him. He goes a different route. He befriends you in the library one day, and coincidentally he bumps into you at the Darcy museum thing... oh! I didn't know you liked this author! You let your guard down, he seems nice, he's relaxed, he always has a dreamy dazed type of look in his eyes, like he's not fully in reality but rather in his own world making stories while simultaneously being present. He's very charming and handsome. I mean when you think of a stalker you usually think of an ugly dude right??

Then he starts to toy with you- he likes to play with his prey, alright? He toys with you. He scares you without knowing it's him so you automatically go to him when you're afraid or feel as though you're being watched. He drives you into Stockholm syndrome subtly without even having kidnapped you. He leaves you gifts and eventually he outright hands the gifts to you. This isn't even the captured phase yet, either...

If you dare to realize what is happening, that's when he speeds up the process and swoops in and takes you forcefully- however he PREFERS to lure you in. He's a patient man, he could wait 2 years as long as it means a smooth capture and he has ensured you already rely on him. You're struggling with bills? Groceries? Oh, it's alright! I have plenty to spare, I'd be happy to pay them for you! He will be your sugar daddy bro you don't gotta ask. This dude is a successful author- once he lures you in, he gives you a sedative. Giving him time to lock the doors and keep you in his room.

Once in capture, you're stuck there. If you try and leave? That's impossible. He knows where EVERYONE is. He knows where you are especially. And if someone looks at you the wrong way... he knows where they live already. But why would you wanna leave? He spoils you!

he bought a big expensive ass house with that author money. Like bro imagine how many voicebanks he could buy me?! OR BETTER YET PRIMOS- I COULD GET C6 OF EVERY CHARACTER I EVER WANTED! You could get the outfits locked behind genesis crystals! You could get anything! You want pets? Here have all of them! Oh you want Vocaloids? Here! I bought every voicebank hou ever mentioned! They could be discontinued like Miriam and he still found a way! He's got contacts bro! You want horses? Aight here's your favorite horse breed! You shall live lavishly especially if you've been poor. If you grew up poor? You about to grow up RICH AS FUCK- the things you couldn't get as a kid? You have them now.

He might be the most tolerable solely because he spoils you with gifts, as you should. You tolerate the being imprisoned because of that lmao- all he asks for in return is love and affection! And by this points he's already manipulated you into trusting him again and loving him! And buying you gifts just makes you love him more! You were in no way a gold digger, no. He's doing this on his own volition. He thinks you deserve the world. You want Project DIVA ARCADE? He'll get that and suddenly you have your own damn SEGA arcade! He can get you every project diva game. A gamers dream- you can get all the Apex heirlooms! Especially your favorite characters!

He gives you the most freedom.

Luke keeps you in his room most of the time. He doesn't wanna take a chance so he doesn't let you roam the house.

You have a vague sense of freedom from Ian because he takes you with him to his photoshoots! However you are not to leave his side and you are to stay in view of him during his photoshoots.

Sean won't fucking let you leave. He may let you go to his Cafe with him, but if you wanna help out you're staying in the back. He can't risk losing you at all! He will check on you OFTEN.

Ray is the most lenient surprisingly. He lets you wander around the house and even in the yard! He's like 110% sure you're too far gone to even think about running away! Even if someone tried talking sense into you, it won't work. He's got you in a choke hold.

That's all I got rn lmao

[nothing-behindher-eyes]

sea-jello

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15 Questions 15 Mutuals

I was tagged by @oh-goodness-loki - TYSM dear!!!

1. Are you named after anyone? No... my Mom liked the name. (I hate it btw, and have taken on another in day-to-day life.)

2. When was the last time you cried? The other day, watching "For all mankind" (which is better than I had thought it would be?!)

3. Do you have kids? A daughter.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? MEEEEEE???? ^^

5. What sports do you play/have played? I used to ride. Stopped when I got pregnant.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people? Whether they hold eye-contact, maybe?

7. What's your eye color? Dark brown.

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Depends. I don't like torture movies, but I do not like overly saccharine stuff either. Aliens as a prime example for both?! :)

9. Any special talents? Errr.... I used to have a lyrical soprano... wanted to be an opera singer once upon a time.

10. Where were you born? Skipping, sorry.

11. What are your hobbies? Reading, video games, music, vampires. I also read a lot.

12. Do you have pets? I have a cat, Mo.

13. How tall are you? 5'4"

14. Favorite subject in school? Biology and philosophy

15. Dream job? Not sure. I used to love my job a lot, but now it's more and more meetings and... well.

Tagging:

@prigorie @isabellehemlock @lynnenne, @thefairylights @slutaciouslestat @inkyblotposts @burstingbone @blackgirlasis @alcassin @shashiatnight @anannua @dreamofme9 @danissa10 @redversaillesrose @onlymywishfulthinking ... and whoever wants to!

(Feel free to ignore this if you don't want to, obviously^^)

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I was tagged by @fridayyy-13th (thanks!!)

Are you named after anyone: Yes, my grandfather. In greece it's kind of a tradition so most children are named after their grandparents.

When was the last time you cried: When my dance class ended a friend started crying cause that was my last year and they were gonna miss me, and then I started crying.

Do you have kids: No.

Do you use sarcasm a lot: Yeah I think so.

What sports do you play/have played: I used to do swimming and tennis when I was younger, and also like I mentioned, I did dance.

What's the first thing you notice about people: Their eyes.

What's your eye color: Dark brown

Scary movies or happy endings: Happy endings. I never watch scary movies.

Any special talents: I wouldn't say so. I can do most things vaguely well, but not well enough to be considered a talent.

Where were you born: In a hospital! I know how exciting.

What are your hobbies: Right now: drawing, knitting, playing the piano, playing videogames.

Do you have pets: No.

How tall are you: 1.68m

Favorite subject in school: I like maths.

Dream job: Nope.

Let's see if i can do 15! No pressure ofc. @fraudfrogs @jamiegeode @idealism-sits-in-prison @sexynugget @nobodynobodyno @nightimestar @polar-bears-making-pancakes @amaliatheartist @normal-cactus1221 @heartstopperdnp @sinistergooseberries @frog-in-a-jumper @sugaroto @alalumin @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see YES I DID IT.

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Thanks for the tag!♡

Are you named after anyone:

Yes, my grandma! As prev said it's kind of a tradition here. Tho I have a different version of the name cause my family thought Zaharo(Ζαχαρώ not ζάχαρο) was too villagish and they change it to Zaharenia. Tho now that I think about it almsot everyone calls my grandma Zaharoula... nobody liked Zaharo huh

When was the last time you cried:

Some days ago, like Monday or Tuesday? I woke up and felt awful because of work

Do you have kids:

No. Do my cousins count as my kids? I call them my kids sometimes- but in a sibling way

Do you use sarcasm a lot:

Idk? Maybe?

What sports do you play/have played:

... ok let's see

Basketball, ballet, taekwondo, dance (both traditional & modern)

I think that's all? Apparently my aunt thought I would be traumatized growing up without a father so they signed me up in a bunch of different things and I ended up being traumatized by my peers I didn't last in any of these for too long tho (maybe dance was the longest)

What's the first thing you notice about people:

Maybe their hair? Idk

What's your eye color:

I think hazel. It's been a mystery for me honestly

Scary movies or happy endings:

Depends on the mood but both

Any special talents:

I can draw faces while using both hands. Also... I can make fart noises with my eye and hand....

Where were you born:

Somewhere 3 hours away from here with the boat

What are your hobbies:

Watching TV shows & reading books

Do you have pets:

Not really but we have cats outside, my mom recently named 2, one Nara sort for Poutanara or Mounara and one Daras sort for Archidaras. But then she got mad at herself cause "these aren't names for cats" and now she calls Daras Sakis sort for Thanathis

How tall are you:

1.60 something idk 1.64?

Favorite subject in school:

♡Latin♡

Dream job:

Honestly I think opening a bookstore Cafe with my friends but rn I'm trying to get into a university I would find interesting

Tagging: @queenofcrazy27 @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife @newtness532 @myrtot @bunnibled @el-loves-writing @palpietine-1 @alalumin @cathair-inmy-quesadilla @catboyjosten @tropical-lycan ... I don't remember other urls rn👁👄👁

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Thanks for the tag! @sugaroto🧡🧡

Are you named after anyone:

I was named after my great grandmother. The weird thing was that I have her surname as my first name(Izzy is just a name I prefer over my real one).

When was the last time you cried:

Two days ago, I hurt my ankle somehow and it hurts like a fother mucker.

Do you have kids:

Nope. I’m also probably never going to have them either. I might adopt once I get into a stable adult life.

Do you use sarcasm a lot:

yes. I will also use deadpan stares to intimidate my cousins.😁

What sports do you play/have played:

Ballet, gymnastics, soccer, softball, baseball, swimming, and rock climbing. NONE OF THEM STUCK.

side note; i follow baseball religiously during the season. That is a major part of my life. I want to be a photographer/broadcaster when I grow up so that’s fun.

What's the first thing you notice about people:

Probably their height. I like to tower over people but I’m average height.

What's your eye color:

Hazel, but per hazel eye laws it looks green, m

vomit, and brown depending on the day

Scary movies or happy endings:

Happy endings but with drama mixed in.

Any special talents:

I can draw hands and I can make people laugh(half of the time i intend for them to laugh)

Where were you born:

Georgetown hospital in Washington DC

What are your hobbies:

Watching baseball, tumblr, reading, drawing, and annoying people

Do you have pets:

No.

How tall are you:

I’m five foot seven. In meters that is 170.18

Favorite subject in school:

History or English

Dream job:

Sports photographer. Right now I will settle for nothing else.

No pressure tags callout: @henrythepug@newtness532@minyyard@theworldneedsocean@queen-of-hearts-lemon-tarts@autisticbpd@emry-stars@crystallizedtwilight@esuterunokitsune@cleverclove@sensettia@sloppy-tomato-675@crying-in-converse@mariecrystalstar@iriswords

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Thank yew for the tag!

Are you named after anyone? No, my parents liked this name.

When was the last time you cried? 2 days ago, when I found out that my best friend is gender and homophobic.

Do you have kids? No and I don't want any.

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Me? Pfftt, not even a bit!

What sports do you play/have played? Volleyball

What's the first thing you notice about people? Probably their attitude.

What's your eye color? sometimes it's green, sometimes it's blue.

Scary movies or happy endings? The second one.

Any special talents? I can see through people easily and control them.

Where were you born? in Hungary

What are your hobbies? reading, writing, listening to music, drawing, pretending to be hetero

Do you have pets? A cutie little cat

How tall are you? 5.2 (161 cms. Im short ik)

Favorite subject in school? HISTORY

Dream job? Something related to historical fashion, but I don't really have plans, I like to improvise

Tagging: @lactoset0lerant @adweirdod @dont-call-me-tiny @incognitofox @lehhoh7822 @theflowersonfire @therealkachingg @willowshimmer @noelslamentonsteroids @time-is-a-weird-soup @izzyreallyluvsu @meerawrites @ridethatcyclone @rickypawtts @fucking-gay-frogs (no pressure!)

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ty for the tag @theworldneedsocean !!!

Are you named after anyone? i know my middle name is, but no clue about my first name

When was the last time you cried? literally last night, i cry very easily ;v;

Do you have kids? oh gee i wonder (no!)

Do you use sarcasm a lot? if you look up just a tiny bit, you will find your answer (hell yeah.)

What sports do you play/have played? i’m a swimmer, but i did track, soccer, and gymnastics.

What's the first thing you notice about people? i guess the way they talk to me?

What's your eye color? brown with a little hint of green

Scary movies or happy endings? they’re both great, but i don’t like movies, so ;v;

Any special talents? i mean… i’m a really fast swimmer, and i’m in the top 5% of fastest U.S swimmers for my age…

Where were you born? america… i’m not giving you guys my coordinates /lh

What are your hobbies? swimming, cooking, writing, drawing,

Do you have pets? yes! i have 5 chickens and a dog

How tall are you? i am 5’5” (165.1 cm)

Favorite subject in school? english!

Dream job? probably a swim coach

@foxxipheonix @itsjustjo78 @shadowspirez @genderlesssnake @finallyheereandqueer @william-austin @anonyb0b @thetheatergremlin @bakurapika @2fresh2pure @one-big-dark-room @henryzin @kitkats-little-blog @puekjh @enderwasended

sorry for the tags y’all! ;v;

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Are you named after anyone?

My middle name is, but my middle name also makes me dysphoric af, so you're not allowed to know

When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday, because I was spiralling

Do you have kids?

No lol

What sports do you play/have played?

None, I'm absolutely horrible at sports, like literally any type of sport.

What's the first thing you notice about people?

How loud they are, and how extroverted they are

What's your eye color?

I have central heterochromia, the outer ring is this weird turquoisish colour, and the inner ring is light brown

Scary movies or happy endings?

I don't really like movies, and I honestly prefer bittersweet endings

Any special talents?

I'm pretty good at music ig

Where were you born?

In a hospital

What are your hobbies?

Currently mainly singing, playing my instruments, drawing, and acting i guess

Do you have pets?

Nope

How tall are you?

5'1"/1,55m

Favorite subject in school?

Social studies

Dream job?

Something with chemistry

@milolovesbmc @mynameismicah-getitright @sea-jello fuck this shit idk who to add

hehehehe hi jello pook imy

Are younamed after anyone?

yes actually, my cousin Brian who died before I met him, and my middle name is after both of my grammas

When was the last time you cried?

friday. I cried because I missed my little real in person crush (not mf, crazy, I know)

Do you have kids?

no, but I do eventually want kids.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

no I love everyone and everything!!!!!!!!!

What sports do you play/have played?

varisty sideline cheer!!!! I actually love it tbh.

What's the first thing you notice about people?

UHHHHH vibes ig???

What's your eye color?

shit brown or hazel depending if it's summer or not

Scary movies or happy endings?

HAPPY ENDINGS DUH????

Any special talents?

i do musical theater, and I do choir!

Where were you born?

the hell that is oh*o (mike come get me out of here)

What are your hobbies?

music, dancing, mike faist, kurtis connor, and pasta.

Do you have pets?

i have 3 cats, Hella chickens, 1 pig, and a succulent

How tall are you?

no

Favorite subject in school?

history or choir

Dream job?

a: musical theater

b: property management

I know 4 people, thanks for the tag bookie!!!

@pinklemonslices @diorgirl444 @iamsoupohno

15 Questions 15 Mutuals

I was tagged by @oh-goodness-loki - TYSM dear!!!

1. Are you named after anyone? No... my Mom liked the name. (I hate it btw, and have taken on another in day-to-day life.)

2. When was the last time you cried? The other day, watching "For all mankind" (which is better than I had thought it would be?!)

3. Do you have kids? A daughter.

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? MEEEEEE???? ^^

5. What sports do you play/have played? I used to ride. Stopped when I got pregnant.

6. What's the first thing you notice about people? Whether they hold eye-contact, maybe?

7. What's your eye color? Dark brown.

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Depends. I don't like torture movies, but I do not like overly saccharine stuff either. Aliens as a prime example for both?! :)

9. Any special talents? Errr.... I used to have a lyrical soprano... wanted to be an opera singer once upon a time.

10. Where were you born? Skipping, sorry.

11. What are your hobbies? Reading, video games, music, vampires. I also read a lot.

12. Do you have pets? I have a cat, Mo.

13. How tall are you? 5'4"

14. Favorite subject in school? Biology and philosophy

15. Dream job? Not sure. I used to love my job a lot, but now it's more and more meetings and... well.

Tagging:

@prigorie @isabellehemlock @lynnenne, @thefairylights @slutaciouslestat @inkyblotposts @burstingbone @blackgirlasis @alcassin @shashiatnight @anannua @dreamofme9 @danissa10 @redversaillesrose @onlymywishfulthinking ... and whoever wants to!

(Feel free to ignore this if you don't want to, obviously^^)

[miekasa]

mie!! since u write such beautiful gorgeous astounding breathtaking life-changing tearjerking fics, do YOU have any good fic recs that you personally love 🤔

I do! I have a whole blog of wonderful fics I’ve read (tho I desperately need to update it/reblog the ones in my drafts and tag them) @ackermeun for more if you want because there are many lovely, talented writers; but I’ll list a few of my faves for Levi and Eren below 😌😌

Levi

kiss me more by @vennilavee

Now, I could recommend you anything and everything by Saran and I have no doubt that you would love all of it. There’s not a single thing in her masterlist that I dislike, she even made me okay with the idea of pegging Levi bye. The entire tbah universe (specifically parental moments one) has a special place in my heart, but recently the perpendicular world has been on my mind, and might be coming for number one. Either way, you’re gonna love it. She writes Levi in his slightly bitchy, kinda needy, implicitly affectionate, true to nature form, and I am so grateful for it. Also, Saran is a comedian. 

silver soul by @oi-levi (now posting from @bibblelevi)

I suck at keeping up with series, and, so, naturally, I’m terribly behind on this one, but I’m gonna go ahead and rec the whole thing to you anyway, because I have no doubt that the other chapters are just as great the two I’ve read so far. The way she writes Levi... when I tell you I could wrap myself up in a blanket and binge this whole series, and her entire masterlist, and be very content I mean it; her writing feels warm, that’s the only way I can explain it. 

the art of tea composition by @karikarasuno

I don’t remember how or when I found this fic exactly, probably just scrolling through the tag, but I love it. Domestic fluff with Levi, allowing me to pretend I’m a morning person, and just the right kind of smut to go with it. Simple and very, very effective. I’ve reread it a few times by now, no shame.

where you’re meant to be by @deludedimagines

After you read this, I also suggest just going after the whole masterlist. I cannot express how grateful I am to have found this blog PLEASE. Her characterization of Levi is perfect, and something about her prose feels very clean and simple, but elevated and layered at the same time. This one-shot in particular is one of my favorite canonverse pieces, I’m a sucker for a classic injured lover trope. 

the ones who matter most by @deludedimagines

Yeah... this shouldn’t be a surprise. Fantastic writing, fluff in canonverse has a special place in my heart because I think it can be really hard to pull off well; it’s difficult to balance a sense of softness within the aot universe for the obvious reasons, and getting Levi’s caring nature right can be (unfortunately) so hard to find. Good thing people like Sorcha are here. Enjoy more fluff. Also this fic is particularly fantastic to me not just because of the injured lover trope, but because the 104th babies pay a visit and you all know how much I love a good glimpse of reluctant adoptive dad Levi hehe

bullet by @jean-does-not-have-a-horseface

If you can’t tell by now, I love canonverse fluff, tho this fic isn’t fluff in the traditional sense, but I think that makes it all the much better. Perfect depiction of real life shit that would go down in the aot world paired with Levi’s need to protect his s/o. It’s fantastic. 

the knife by @therealvalkyrie

I didn’t mean to turn this into Mie’s Favorite Canon Fics Showcase, but here we are anyway. As much as I love a good injured lover trope (and this does have that hehe), I love a good kickass reader insert, too. Shoutout to Valkyrie for included both in this fic, and Levi being proud of his s/o... well you can imagine how much I liked that bye

dante’s inferno by @alrightberries

College au + roommates au with Levi... that should be enough for you to read this lmfao, no but actually it’s adorable. Not to mention friends to lovers... if you know me you know how I feel about that, I’ll gobble up every f2l fic until I’m dead and gone. Not to mention there’s a cat and Levi won’t admit he likes it, or he’s jealous of it. Simply cannot go wrong here. 

waves know shores by @onwiings

Bro I don’t even like the idea of public sex and I’m not even a fan of water like that but this fic has me wrapped around it’s pinky lmfaoooo. Some of the best Levi smut I’ve read and you already know how I feel when Levi and reader have cute interactions with the 104th in fics. Really it’s checking every item on my list. 

Eren

speed racer by @emeren

I’m pretty sure I found this fic during my midterms last semester, and when I tell you I’m so grateful for it lmaooo. It’s really just a good au, I think it fits Eren (honestly barking at just the concept) and the writing brings it all to life. 

under the moonlight by @murmikaa

I’d have to be dumb not to recommend this to you. I love reading longer fics, and if you do, then this will 100% satisfy you. The whole story is great and immersive, not just between Eren and the reader; their relationships with the other characters are really what makes this special imo. There’s also beach sex, so. Obviously it’s good. 

untitled.avi by @puredivinity (now @celestidarling)

Naur you must of thought wrong if you thought at least one of Mara’s fics wouldn’t be here. I’m obsessed, I think I’ve read it three times minimum. I read all her Eren fics, and you should too. She writes him in such a dreamy way, almost like he’s right there and too good to be true that you must be hallucinating. Immaculate. 

midnight snacks by @writertitan

Dumb, college-typical antics and fluff with Eren... obviously you know I’m about that. The whole concept is so mundane, but so cute, you can’t help but fall for it because it could be so real!! I love that kinda stuff hehe 

i’m your satellite by @ackerfics

Comparing hand sizes with Eren!! YEAAAAH!! No, okay, but I read the summary and was ready to dive in because... size kink go crazy, but when I tell you I was so blown away to find out that it was not only from Eren’s pov, but that he was being a complete simp and down terrible the whole time. Normalize boyfriends being completely fucking in love with their gfs that simple shit like the size of their hand makes them wanna simp even harder!!!!

eren as an ass man by @hznji

I’m dying on the hill that Eren is an ass guy and you should too because it’s the objective truth. Fluff, Eren being a complete dog as per usual, Eren’s being touchy (I will also die on the hill that he’s touchy as fuck and has no concept of personal space) and just in genral snarky but cute banter. Gotta love that. 

Jean

tears over beers by @appplepii

When I tell you this is my favorite Jean fic, I mean it. Friends to lovers with hopelessly pining Jean + oblivious reader = everything I could have asked for in a fic, AND it’s from Jean’s pov too!!! INCREDIBLE!!! The pining made me yearn, and the smut was so well done, too. 

this drabble by @arlerted

Whatever, whatever, WHATEVER!!! I DON’T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT!!! Cal is right, don’t do drugs but... this mf... this imagine.... has been burned into my mind since the first time I fucking read it bye. Callie also writes a bunch of filthy (affectionate <3) fics and drabbles and lewds and you should read them, preferably when you’re alone and with the lights off. 

[ssamie]

epilogue. “your girlfriend’s kinda hot”

kozume kenma x fem dazai!reader

(bsd x hq)

tw: mentions of suicide and suggestive themes + dirty jokes

masterlist.          suicide freak!

"hey uh, welcome to my stream i guess" he said as he spared the camera a quick glance "im not really playing tonight because an incident has recently occurred in this household" kenma said with a tired sigh 

nobody else knew it, but the said 'incident' was y/n accidentally setting half of their living room on fire 

the reason? apparently, she wanted to try burning herself to death in the furnace. obviously, it didn't work. and all that's left from that is more shit for kenma to clean up and a trip to yosano-san. 

kenma is stressed. and y/n is still alive. both of them are facing problems. 

"can you please wear a maid outfit- no."

kenma shook his head as he continued playing, glancing at the chat once in a while to read the veiwers' questions and comments

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user: how about cat ears?! 

user: ^^ cATBOY CATBOY CATBOY 

user: u suck at this game wtf

kuroo.tetsu: hey kenma ;) 

╰─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╯

"first of all, i do not suck at minecraft thank you very much" kenma scoffed 

"second of all, go away kuroo. im still mad at you" 

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user: LMFAOOO kuroo what did u do?? 💀💀

user: he probably broke kenma's pc 

user: PLSS he's the one kenma’s throwing shade at on twitter 

kuroo.tetsu: STOP THE SLANDER 😔✋🏼

user: rooster head lookin ass 

user: ^^ NOT THE HAIR 

kuroo.testsu: 😃😃

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kenma sighed as he continued building a cute little cottage. he was currently vibing, just building y/n a cute cottage for her to probably burn later on. 

and he decided it would be nice to go on stream since his oh-so-lovely girlfriend was still out for work. 

ah yes, kenma has somehow kept y/n alive all those years. 

barely. 

hence why his phone was being bombarded with messages from her, all of which being blurry selfies. 

the photos had her sporting a huge grin while atsushi panicked in the background. 

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user: ayo, ur phone's blowing up 

user: do you have a girlfriend? 

user: KODZUKEN LET ME SUCK UR TOES 😋😋🤩

user: ^ ayo chill 😃

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kenma simply ignored them and continued on with his task. all was going well until a loud slam was heard. his cat-like eyes widened as he heard a familiar voice singing from downstairs, it was undoubtedly y/n. 

kenma chuckled nervously and muted his mic. 

but of course, cute dumb catboy didn't actually mute his mic. haha <3

he ignored all the questions in the chat, all of them being  speculations that he has a girlfriend. which he does, but they simply did not need to know that <3

"kenma~" she yelled out "i have a surprise for you!!" she said, followed by menacing giggles. 

kenma glanced at the camera before hopping off his gaming chair and peeking his head out of the door. 

"y/n, im streaming!! stay down there!" he yelled out in panic 

"aw, you're playing hard to get aren't ya?" she chuckled 

kenma deadpanned as he saw her limping up the stairs, with her bandages torn and unravelled, same with her clothes. he didn't really think much of it since this is usually how she comes home. 

its most likely just due to work and/or another suicide attempt.

"so, kenma.. you'll never know what just happened to me today" she started off with a goofy grin 

"im streaming, atleast let me turn it off first-" 

she paid no mind to him as she peeled off her ruined coat and pointed to her poorly bandaged stomach

"i got stabbed!" 

"you got what?!"

kenma furrowed his brows as he immediately rushed over to his side, cradling her face and waist as he inspected her injuries

"are you okay, kitten?" he asked worriedly 

"yep, apparently it wasnt deep enough to be fatal" she sighed dejectedly 

"please don't be sad about that." kenma groaned "can you undress?" 

"ara ara~ whats this?" she cooed "you're getting real bold, kenma" she smirked at him 

she unbuttoned her shirt and started pulling down on her skirt "but since you asked so nicely-" 

kenma simply sighed and shook his head. "i was gonna prepare you a bath but now im considering leaving you here to die" 

"but the second option would've been better though" she smiled at him 

"oh my fucking god." 

kozume kenma. (22)

╰─▸ university student, stock trader, pro-gamer, youtuber, ceo of bouncing ball lpt. 

╰─▸ y/n's struggling boyfriend. definitely needs a pay after all he's been through.

╰─▸ currently panicking because his girlfriend got stabbed.

l/n y/n. (22)

╰─▸ operative/member of the armed detective agency. 

╰─▸ kenma's girlfriend. kinda dumb, very hot to compensate for it. still hasn't died yet. 

╰─▸ currently bleeding and wounded. also hoping for severe blood loss.

"kenma, did you know" she mused in a teasing tone "lack of sleep and too much stress could possibly lead to poor memory and lack of awareness" 

kenma looked up at her with a look of confusion. he was currently kneeled down before her while she was sat on the bed as he cleaned her wound up with a damp towel. 

"why are you telling me this?" he asked 

"i just thought it probably applied to you" she snickered 

"why? i didnt forget anything-" 

he cut himself off with a huge intake of air. he slowly turned his head to look at the screen which still had his stream going on. to make it worse, the camera was on and they were both clearly in the camera's field of view. 

to make things worse worse, his mic was on the whole time and the live chat was in shambles. 

"i hate it here" he sighed 

kenma laid his head on her lap as he continued on patching her up, honestly not caring that this whole scene was being recorded for thousands or millions of people to see. 

"well, atleast the internet could finally see my beauty before i die" she laughed 

she ran her fingers through kenma's hair as he grumbled under his breath. kenma was a pretty private person. he made sure not to overshare, given his current 'influencer' status. and he was planning on keeping his relationship a secret, though it seems he can't do that anymore. 

"might as well say hi" she shrugged 

so of course, she then decided to walk up to the camera looking utterly dishevelled and roughed up. 

for context, the newly wrapped bandages around her stomach was being stained already by a crimson red hue and it was only getting worse the more she moved, undoubtedly messing up her wound. 

"hi, im kenma's girlfriend and if i see you flirting with him i will make you regret it" she grinned 

"y/n!" kenma groaned from the bed "you're close to dying right now, turn the stream off" 

ignoring him, she proceeded to read the veiwers' comments, laughing at some of them while she joked around. 

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user: heLLO?!?! 

user: GE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NOOO

user: bruh, did i just hear that right? were you fuckin stabbed? 

user: ur kinda hot tho

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kenma furrowed his brows as he reluctantly walked up behind her, reading the comments with varying reactions 

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user: well damn, hot bloody girl comes in and suddenly im lesbian

user: kenma looks so done

kuroo.tetsu: hi y/n ;) 

user: HER NAME IS Y/N

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"jesus christ shut up, kuroo" kenma grumbled out with a sigh 

"yup! yup! im y/n, and no, i am not a criminal. i swear." she shook her head 

"i got an injury from my job, that's all." she cleared up 

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user: tangina nyo sana ol

user: MSKAKAKKA

user: THIS IS LOWKEY ICONIC

user: time to scratch another gamer boy off my possible bf list 😔

user: girl wtf happened to u

user: that's wack bro 🚶‍♀️

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"great question, random person from the internet!" she beamed "see, what happened was.." 

"i went on a certain mission and got severely injured. though, when i called for help nobody responded" she said 

kenma furrowed his brows at her words. "why didn't anybody respond?" he asked. she sighed and fiddled with her torn bandages, pouting her lips as she does so. 

"well, when i told them that i was finally on death's door, all they said to me was 'congratulations!' and all that.." she said "what's your take on that, hm?" she asked kenma 

"im not surprised" he said 

she grinned at his words and leaned in for a kiss. "you're so mean to me, kenma~" she whined 

she licked her lips as she held his blushing face in her hands, she nuzzled their noses as she leaned in closer to him. 

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kuroo.tetsu: oh shit 😳

user: we all know where this is heading ;) 

user: sana ol talaga punyemas 

user: AYO CHILL 

user: why we goin so fuckin fasstttt 😳

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kenma hastily turned the camera off as soon as y/n's lips touched his. 

"kitten, were still- hmph-" 

he was only silenced as she slipped her tongue in his mouth, smirking lightly as she ran her fingers through his hair 

"thanks babe." she said as she pulled away, giving him a soft peck on his cheek and a nod "anyways.." she hummed as she turned the camera on once again 

she looked through the chat while kenma slaps his face to get rid of his blush. 

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user: ur fuckin freaky 

kuroo.tetsu: oya oya 😼😼

user: MS MAAM I JUST MET U AND I LOVE U ALREADY WJABSJSJJS

user: not me blushing chiiilllleeeeee 🏃‍♀️

user: KENMA IS FLUSTERED

kuroo.tetsu: kenma, i didnt expect this from u 😼

user: im so fucking JEALOUS GRR😡

user: girl r u bleeding rn 😃

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upon reading a certain comment, she subconsciously grazed her fingers against her bandaged wound. her eyes slightly widening as she felt a concerning amount of wetness seeping through

she glanced at kenma who was still calming himself down and inspected her wound 

"oh my.." she muttered, though she couldn't help but let a smile slip through 

so like any normal person would do, she simply ignored her bleeding wound and the fact that she was getting a bit lightheaded. haha <3

"anyways, let's answer some questions!" she beamed 

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user: what's ur full name

user: what's ur job miss girl 

user: are you possibly looking for a gf, because i am more 

than willing to take the spot 🚶‍♀️

user: how did you meet?? 

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"alright, those are all very nice questions" she chuckled. kenma, who's now calmed down, sat down beside her to look at the chat. 

"first, im l/n y/n" she mused "nice to meet ya" 

"second im a detective! mhm, im cooler than your fathers" 

"third, it depends, belladonna" she cooed as she sent the camera flirty smirk "are you perhaps willing to join me in a double suicide?" 

"oh god.." kenma grumbled. he pouted at her and shook his head in disapproval. "don't flirt with random girls" he whined 

"why not?" 

"uh- because i am your beloved boyfriend, is that not good enough of a reason??" 

"... anyways, we met at a cafe way back in high school" she said with a smile "also, i asked him to join me on a double suicide" she said 

she was smiling and nodding as if it was the most normal thing in the world, all while kenma nods along 

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user: wtf are u okay 🗿

kuroo.tetsu: teenage romance 🤩

user: cute ❤️

user: im concerned ❤️

user: ur a detective?? cool

user: LMAOO I'LL GO ON A DOUBLE SEWER SLIDE 

WITH U MOMMY 😩😩😋

user: ^^ SAME 😩

user: CHOKE ME WITH THOSE BANDAGES MOMMAE 😩

user: u r still bleeding 🚶‍♀️        

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kenma was simply glaring at the chat as more compliments and flirtatious comments came flowing in, all of which were directed to his girlfriend. 

"this is why i didn't wanna let people know about you.." kenma grumbled 

"aww, why not?" she asked with a playful pout 

"people are flirting with you." he sighed "also, stop asking for my girlfriend's onlyfans! she doesn't even have one!" he snarled

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user: LMAOO CATBOY IS ANGRY 😩

user: y/n-senpai spit on me 😡😡

user: drop the onlyfans 

user: chupapi munyanyo 😩

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"anyways, i'd hate to ruin the mood" she chimed in with a sluggish giggle "but im so wet kenma" she whined out 

a menacing smirk was etched on her lips as kenma spluttered in response, a bright red hue covering his face almost instantly as he faced her with widened eyes 

"y-y/n! why would you say that?!" he whisper shouted 

"cuz i am" she whined out as she grabbed his hand and trailed it down her abdomen 

she faced the camera and gave them a shit-eating grin as kenma mumbled out incoherent words 

"y/n we should-" he cut himself off as he felt the concerning amount of blood drip down his whole arm 

kenma's face paled as he looked up to see her smiling like a kid in a candy store, completely unbothered. 

"y/n, you idiot! why didn't you tell me!" kenma exclaimed 

"um- my girlfriend is bleeding. excessively. so uh- bye i guess" it was all he said before hastily ending his stream and turning off his computer. 

"y/n, let's get you to a hospital" he said as he reached down to carry her away. though she simply slapped his hands off and closed her eyes. 

"nope. this is my time, kenma. don't ruin it for me" she said 

"you're fucking dying!!" 

"well, would you like to join me?" 

"no"

"damn." she muttered in response 

"so...wanna fuck?" she asked sheepishly 

"for the love of god-" 

this was so messy :/