#My Three (Four) Mothers
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Another Funguary mother spore.... lilac coral fungus......
cw body horror this time. mushrooms are ~scaryyy
#my art#cw body horror#cw blood#funguary#i'll have to do three and four tomorrow..........#grian#mother spore#i was gonna draw more spores but i got TIRED OF IT
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me when i can ignore my whole family by putting on my new noise cancelling headphones
#i live with four unsufferable people and i'm confined in a one room apartment with them for the next three days. send help#or kill my mother and sister.#cate.txt
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God I love roommate hunting
#this is jodi. this is her bio#the room was only like $450 a month#much better than all the old men who are like '$200 a month for shared room. i have kids. need you to watch them as part of your rent.#ultimately looking for a companion for me and mother for my kids. rent negotiable. women only'#ive seen like three of those today#or there was one where it was like $600 for a twin bed in a shared room in an 'intentional community'#its hard times out there when youre trying to move but have had like four jobs in the last year and your credit score is in the toilet#this woman is an icon tho#i might. emphasis on might because i dont want to jinx it. have found a room#$600 a month utilities included. private room and bathroom. near my friends and my fav city. month to month lease#thats a steal#and awhile ago my parents were willing to pay the security deposit and first months rent so that id be out of their house#hoping praying theyll stick with that bcuz they have been very vocal about wanting me out#sad to leave my job. my boss (who is also my sibling) will kill me. but naybe i can convince them to let me work remote#unlikely but i can dream#gotta get out. and maybe i can. maybe i can.
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getting second piercings this week finally i have prayed for moments like this
#RIGHT GUYS DONT MAKE FUN OF ME I KNOW FOUR PIERCINGS TOTAL ISNT MUCH#BUT U DONT GET IT MY MOTHER IS SOO AGAINST PIERCINGS#and when i go to uni i'll get my helix pierced straight away#i wanna get three lobe piercings but unfortunately i think my ear will be too small for it
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I'm amazed at my ability to write her a text thinking she won't get angry, send that text, and understand at that very moment that the aforementioned text will not only make her angry, but furious.
#I'm fine worst she could do is not talk to me for a week and be angry#btw I'm talking about mother and the exam I'm giving even if I really haven't studied so I might just#not give it#funny thing is that every time I fool myself thinking she'll be ok with my choices#granted I made a mistake#my bad. I should have studied.#I know. I have one job and I didn't. I spent a week pretending to study#I'm not really excusable#but fuck me I did give two exams and I have one coming up and five more this summer. these five could be four but. I..#ugh. no but. there's no but. I meeded up and she's going to be angry and asking her not to be angry is folly#anyway yeah#I should be good at this. and the fucked up thing is that I am! I have a good media! I'm not begind!#and yet my classmates only have three exams left and are already working on the thesis and I'm the one who's behind. and I'm terrified.#and yes you shouldn't compare yourself etc etc but fuck off everyone does#personal
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in the tags due to. i'm embarrassed
#xoxo.monty#i feel like the worst and most ungrateful person on the planet but godd#i always forget why i like not having birthday presents#like. i asked for a screwdriver or a dragon soft toy#and received dominoes (we already have a box of dominoes) and a four-board-games-in-one thing#neither of which i have ever expressed interest in#if they didn't want to/couldn't find what i asked for thats fine just don't give me anything????#like i'm not going to be offended lmao that's how it's been for three years now#although since when have my parents cared about how i feel in the slightest#but yeah. i like how it is normally.#my mother makes a cheesecake (which is good enough already!!!!!) i get a birthday card and can choose whats for dinner#no presents = no opportunities for it to go wrong#easy and simple#if this were a book it would be a humourous situation to show how my parents. just. straight up never listen to me#um. yeah sorry.#i feel like an absolutely /horrible/ person#disgustingly ungrateful rant over o7
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thankfulness tags time!
#everyone tell me something good that’s happened in the last few days!#1) my mother made me dinner last night (sent me home with enough for three or four days)#2) got my second Christmas card from a friend (regrettably I have none to send in exchange)#3) someone at work said they hate whenever I’m out of the office and love hearing my voice on the phone#4) all of my niblings — just in general lol (I get to cuddle one of the babies next week!)#5) college peeps are finally getting their holiday breaks#6) the amazing community on tumblr 💜
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Jyn and Cassian having kids and Jyn being mad when they all grow up to be taller than her 😆
#as a tall daughter of a tiny mother...#in my mind they have at least two and at most four girls. or two or three girls and one boy.#jyn erso#cassian andor#rebelcaptain#rogue one#they wouldn't be *that* much taller but it would happen while they're still teenagers#jyn you married the tall(er) man this is on you girl
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>:( if I get all my cleaning done I can order dinner and play Skyrim till I can't keep my eyes open anymore, that's the deal okay??? Skyrim and kebabs if I do the vacuuming!!!! And the dusting!!!
#i have filled three - soon to be four - bags of rubbish today#i have moved my bed i have moved bookshelves#i have run the gauntlet of a video chat with both grandparents and my mother where we discussed aspects of my move#im gonna remake my bed and get shit doneeeeeee
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it's been. it sure has been a just-over-twelve-closer-to-sixteen hours.
#in order. flatmate we don't interact with much gets so sick we have to call 999#this entire ordeal starts at about half midnight and ends at half four in the morning#i am up at eight to catch a train at ten#on the train my mother -- meant to pick me up at two from the station -- calls me to tell me she's in a car crash#her phone dies soon after she tells me where she is and i relay it to my brother so we figure out where she is on gmaps#and he has to take an hour and a half long bus to get her#meanwhile i have to take two extra trains to get to the city closest to home#i am still on that train#i have had maybe three hours of sleep and am running on pure adrenaline#fucking hell. i have essays due.#thomas.text#to clarify the flatmate drunk 10 shots on an empty stomach and we were all so fucking. annoyed with her. and trying to babysit her because#she was so sick#but i think she. definitely got the lesson learned. so i can't even hold it against her
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Thought now of a book to bring with me while camping, when there's no one at home anymore that could bring it to me
#I'm going camping with three books a sketchbook and a diary I need to write a lot of stuff in#so it's not like the situation is dire#actually it's probably going to be four books plus one. depends on whether my mother will finish reading it today#but two books are in portuguese and one is Arendt. so I wanted to also bring a lighter read#but I guess it wouldn't really work#personal#tbd
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Choosing a kitten to adopt is ROUGH
#missed the call to schedule a meet with Posey but I should hear back from them tomorrow and she’s Adorable#Rue is precious and started purring the second I picked her up#Macy and Roxy are precious and the whole fam already likes them (they’re my aunt’s current fosters) but I can’t Seperate Them#Marcus is a sweet lil guy he just needs socialized and some more oil in his diet#Unnamed Black Kitten One of Three was SO BRAVE he was DOING HIS BEST (had just been transferred to that location Today)#Marylin Monroe is a little PUFFBALL and is so far one of two tabby cats my mom has approved of#(Macy and Roxy are Technically tabbies and as such my mom is arguing if I want a tabby to get one of them)#(Macy and Roxy are also DEFINITELY PART SAVANNAH CAT so I’d argue they don’t count as ‘basic’ brown tabbies but eh#Unnamed Kitten Number Four (white seal point edition) is one of the cutest kittens I’ve seen but is a five hour round trip away so uh. yea#and we’re going to another shelter tomorrow! apparently it’s where my parents adopted my childhood dog#so as this kitten will be my first pet adoption my mom is Very Excited for those parallels#anyways cat that currently has my vote is Rue with Roxy in second and Macy tied with Posey in third#the current agreement is mother tries to convince my dad to have three full time cats so we can adopt Macy and Roxy OR#is someone adopts Just One we’ll take the other
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absolutely fucking terrified of having to wake up my mom for help in the middle of the night but the puppy threw up for the third time and then a fourth while i was stalling :(
#i was genuinely contemplating trying to overcome my phobia to clean up but number four is on the carpet#and i can't remember how that machine works :((#update- good news ig#my mother seems to have heard me pacing the hall and has begrudgingly come to help#update again because i haven't hit post even after ten minutes-#my youngest sister has woken up crying and will now wake my mother again#not her fault obviously#but i now feel worse about waking her the first three times#i think i may just die if the puppy throws up again#i can't deal with anything else tonight#and i'd be concerned at that point that a vet might be needed
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Pour it Up Masterlist / Stripclub Owner Sukuna headcanons
Part One - Part Two - Part Three - Part Four - Part Five - Part Six
Pairings: Stripclub Owner Sukuna x Stripper F!reader
Summary:- You are a single mother, your baby daddy is not just worthless, he also is actively trying to sabotoge you, so you go out on your own and raise your kid by yourself. Struggling your ass off, a friend of a friend named Toji decides to offer you a hell of a deal, a few hours a night at a strip club to make BANK. While there, you meet the other owner, Sukuna, and the moment he sees you? You annoy him how beautiful you are, how much he wants you, pushing him to insanity. He knows he must have you- no matter whose ass he needs to beat.
Warnings:- reader is a mom, lowkey/highkey Yandere Sukuna behavior (He's obsessed) recreational drug use, drug dealing Sukuna (the club lowkey a front lol) Mafia ties, EXPLICIT sexual content, blow jobs, cunnilingus, fingering, masturbation, teasing and eventually violence, some former trauma of reader.
Ongoing- WC so far- 40k - ao3 link here - Playlist
Headcanons/story preview below!

Stripclub Owner Sukuna- who loves what he does, the money he makes, the women, the entire atmosphere. What more could he really need in life?
Stripclub Owner Sukuna lights up a blunt with his co owner, Toji, as they lounge back on one of the bright red Sofa's, watching their girls dance around them while they hold business meetings. Sukuna certainly doesn't mind beautiful women, nor does he mind snorting coke right off them.
Stripclub Owner Sukuna throws back a shot, when suddenly he sees someone so different, so fucking pretty it makes his heart thud in his chest. He can barely stop himself from yanking you right away from this. He's slicking back pastel hair when Toji introduces you so casually, wearing a pretty silver bikini that shows too much of your sexy body. You look shy? You look nervous?
Stripclub Owner Sukuna takes your hand then, smirking at you, watching the blush decorate your cheeks, when he finds you're going to be a dancer, he immediately wants to say no, dance for just him, a level of possession he's never even felt with his girlfriends. Sukuna's shared plenty of women, but if he got you!?
Stripclub Owner Sukuna smacks Toji for even bringing you here later, and Toji scoffs. 'She has a kid and shit, she'll make top dollar here' Sukuna falters at such news. 'Don't ya think she'll make bank?' 'Tch, of course she will... it's just she's so...' Toji snorts. 'you got the hots for her, huh? Well she ain't some easy girl, I know her'
Stripclub Owner Sukuna knows he must have you, when you're stepping around the stage, and he's eyeing you, sitting right in front of the stage as you get on your knees, crawling toward him and smiling shyly. 'how're you a shy stripper, huh? not gonna work' he huffs, and you tilt your head, hand slipping down his tie. 'No allure in a shy dancer, Mr. Sukuna?'
Stripclub Owner Sukuna loses his mind when he hears his name spilled from your glossy lips, as he thinks of shoving his cock deep inside that mouth, so close to his when you turn. You bend over, ass right in the air, begging for a smack as you look back at him, hair falling over your face. 'Why're you here?' he demands, eyeing the curve of your back, cock hard like he's some pathetic teenager or something.
Stripclub Owner Sukuna tenses when you say - 'I need the money, isn't it why everyone does this?' 'Toji says you got a kid' you tense then, turning toward him nervously, as the stagelights glimmer all over your skin. 'That a problem?' Sukuna shakes his head. "Nah, lots of girls here do...' You exhale. 'I'm a single mom, my friend can watch her at night, why not work while she's asleep? I can spend my time with her'
Stripclub Owner Sukuna admires the fuck out of you as you dance your pretty ass off, but he hates the men that see you, see you in just your little bottoms and tassells, breasts bouncing, ass jiggling as you shake it, as you move. You're a whole star quickly, the few hours a night you come in you make bank, but as soon as you leave, he's in his office, jerking it to you, imagining those nipples, that pussy he sees hints of with your spandex panties.
Stripclub Owner Sukuna On one particular night forgets to lock the door, you're still out there dancing but he can't take it, you're too fucking sexy, he's picturing burying his face in that nice ass of yours as you step inside, shutting the door quickly when you see it, his enormous dick in his hands, covered in precum. You gasp, looking away quickly. 'shit I'm sorry, it's my ex... he's such an ass and I didn't want him to see me...'
Stripclub Owner Sukuna pauses, in shock as you look back down at him, licking your lower lip. 'I'm interrupting...' you come closer though, watching, breath catching in your throat. 'Want me to beat him the fuck up? ruin him?' Sukuna murmurs, voice husky, when you keep walking towards him, and he slowly strokes, from the base to the tip of his veiny length, acting so casual. 'No, you don't have to do all that, you're already so good to me' he laughs then, shaking his head. 'You are, maybe I should... be good to you?'
Stripclub Owner Sukuna can't form a thought when you're stroking his cock, leaning so close, lips just a breath from his, taking two of his fingers and sucking his precum off them, cheeks hollowing. Sukuna loses his control then, using those two fingers to slip so deep you cry out, earning his groan, uncaring if anyone heard. He's curling them up in your walls as you stroke, his eyes laser focused on your pretty face when he grips your hair by the nape of your neck. 'wanna suck me, huh brat?' he tries to keep it together, but when you nod eagerly, on your knees, he can't take how good your throat feels.
Stripclub Owner Sukuna has his cock fucking up into your throat, his salty precum against your tongue, and he wonders if it's some dream it has to be, you're too fucking beautiful to just be doing this, you shouldn't even be working, he thinks. He'd like you just naked around his house, to fuck you on every surface, fill you up with so many kids you'd never leave. Sukuna is groaning while you suck him greedily, looking up at him with dilated, beautiful eyes, making him simultaneously want to fuck you and want to make love to you, stupid insane shit that irritates him.
Stripclub Owner Sukuna stutters when you suck harder, and he's cumming deep in your throat, not meaning to. No he wants to fuck your pussy, not this, but you make him cum so fast it's stupid, swallowing him with a pretty smile, as you lean up on shaky legs. He presses a kiss to your lips, desperate and messy, tasting all of his cum all over your mouth. You're gasping, until the door opens, and you pull apart, seeing an amused Toji. You are losing your mind later as you clean up to go home, wondering what's gotten ahold of you, when Sukuna is waiting right outside.
Stripclub Owner Sukuna loves it when you look down so shy and pretty, you're biting your lower lip to death, he releases it from the grip of your teeth. 'you free tonight, brat?' you blink in confusion. 'you want...' 'want you at my place, spread wide f'me, yeah?' you gasp at the thought, shaking your head then. 'I'm not, I have to get home to my kid... but tomorrow night?' he nods, ushering you to your shitty car, picturing you in something so much better soon, leaning over with a smirk as he seatbelts you in.
Stripclub Owner Sukuna now that he's had a taste, he can't stop thinking of you, when you're at work the next day you're quickly in his office again, this time he's got you grinding on his lap, slick arousal pooling in your little outfit. 'I'll fuckin pay you triple, take the day off' "Mr. Sukuna...' 'Take. The. Day. Off.' Sukuna finally gets you home, having you bent over his couch before you can blink, ripping your pretty costume to shreds, pumping you so full of his cock you're trembling, shaking, head falling back as he fills you so good, slamming your cervix.
Stripclub Owner Sukuna has never felt anything like you, like your cunt pulsing around his cock, like his balls slapping your twitchy little clit, as you're sobbing it hurts so good, tears streaming down your pretty face while he rails his cock so deep. Sukuna busts deep in you as he wraps a big hand around your throat, fucking into you over and over, feeling you milk his cock for all he's got. 'Gonna fill you the fuck up, huh brat? gonna drip on the goddamn stage'
Stripclub Owner Sukuna has your pussy on his mouth when he's busted in you, starting to lap all the gooey white cum from your pretty pussy. 'Sukuna! ah!' you've never felt like this, so fucked out as his tongue scoops all your cum out, he's leaning over you, spitting it right into your mouth, chuckling. 'pathetic, just how I fuckin need you'
Stripclub Owner Sukuna is pathetic for you, he doesn't let you leave, he pays you for another day, fucking you in every position, at some point he's holding you upside down, you're bobbing on his cock as he's gripping your ass, moaning against your hole, you're falling apart, so weak and sore. when you finally have to go home, because you have your kid, Sukuna can't stop thinking about you, about how he wants you to have his babies, to be under him every goddamn night, so excited when you come into work, only to see you devastated.
Stripclub Owner Sukuna demands to know what's wrong, only to see your shady ass ex, who wants to saunter up to him like he's shit, you shake your head, but soon Sukuna is beating the fuck out of him. 'you have no clue who he is, Mr. Sukuna...' you tell him then, earning Sukuna's chuckle, his big grin. 'You don't know who I am, baby'

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bad news week evidently isn't over yet, my mother's dog likely has cancer, it turns out
#honestly not that surprised. at this point it was the only thing that still made sense#but still. sucks.#haven't seen the pics yet but i trust the vets involved to make an accurate diagnosis#they don't know which type and my mother decided on not putting him through another surgery#especially since it's not even clear if that would change the outcome#so it's palliative medicine now#and well. currently he's responding well to the meds so we'll see for how long this goes#they didn't see anything in that regard four weeks ago so that's rather bad for prognosis but well. it is what it is.#surprisingly calm about all of this. kinda weird. ask me again in three business days#when i'm not fresh out of telling felv cat grandma that she isn't cursed#tw cancer#tw pet illness
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Did you know guinea pigs are born just like. Tiny adults? They’re fully cooked. They come out, eyes open, fully furred, ready to do the whole array of guinea pig activities.
I learned this as a child. I was perhaps ten when this story took place. Our female guinea pig was pregnant, but she’d gotten mites and needed a bath. She was wildly pregnant. Bulging at the seams with babies. Ready to burst at any moment because all the babies needed to stay in there long enough to be full pigs. But we wanted to avoid the babies all getting mites and needing baths. We failed, they all needed baths. Mites are a bitch.
We knew she had three babies cooking in there. How did we know? We could feel each individual bulge in her belly. My mom was overseeing the pig bath but I was pretty much just doing my own thing, scrubbing her gently, rinsing the soap carefully.
After the bath our mother pig was not in the best mood. I was carrying her back to her freshly made mite free bedding when she’d had enough.
I was acutely aware that I was holding four lives in my childish grip, and I bore her along as if she were made of precious jewels and spun glass. Balanced in my hands I could feel the bulge of each of her babies slithering wetly around under her skin.
Which is why when she hauled off and sank her teeth into the meat of my hand I didn’t flinch. I didn’t drop her. I bore her as carefully and steadily as if I weren’t now bleeding freely, and I set her gently into her pig palace.
As I drew my hands away I screamed:
“FUCK!!!”
I then turned to look at my mother, who’d been watching the process intently.
I was fully aware that I had just done the worst possible swear directly in front of an authority figure and was very probably going to be punished. My mom was looking at me with a blank expression that I was waiting to turn stormy or disappointed.
“That must have hurt a lot,” was all she said.
She helped me throughly clean and bandage the bite. All the babies were born healthy and sound, looking like someone had used a shrink ray on trio of a guinea pigs.
Years later my mother confided in me that contrary to my belief that she’d be angry for swearing what she’d felt for me in that moment was overwhelming pride that in the face of pain and shock I had refused to let harm befall my little charges.
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