#My Little Booboo Bear.
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oh we submitting requests for ask memes now? ....tailpipe lmao
thank you for doing this so i did not have to send myself an ask as three psilocyns in a trenchcoat. original here
1. What is the character’s go-to drink order?
he orders a) whatever “special” there is, if there’s a drink of the day he gets that, b) “you pick”/“something you think i’d like” (annoying but endearing), or c) the cybertronian equivalent of whatever’s the sweetest and fruitiest. he never gets the same thing twice, except when he does multiple times in a row because sometimes the familiarity is comforting. swerve knows he’s feeling down when he gets the same few orders in a row from him
2. What is their grooming routine?
initially he pays a lot of attention to looking cool and important therefore buffing the ever loving shit out of his frame while strategically leaving alone cool looking scratches. post-RiL he doesn’t have much of a reason to do that anymore so he’s just Normal but he also likes, like. i think he’d enjoy braiding holoform whirl’s hair for her
3. What was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go?
he LOOOOOVES trinkets. LOVES them. he gets a souvenir for every planet they stop on. doesn’t collect anything in particular, just has an eye for kitschy little desk toys and stuff to put on the walls
4. Do they have any scars or tattoos?
no engravings (he’s skittish) but he could probably be very easily talked into getting one. obviously physical scars aren’t much of an entity in canon since they can Just Go Get A New One but i do think he’s got some residual weakness in his legs from having them crushed+cybercrosis and prefers to use his alt mode to travel short distances
5. What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances?
yesterday. he accidentally stepped on someone’s foot and got scared. poor guy
6. Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child?
again, not applicable, but i think he has, like, “second youngest of 6 kids” energy
7. Describe the shoes they’re wearing.
human au—cheap workboots, but he’d rather be wearing cool, fashionable chunky sneakers. maybe air maxes. he thinks the little window is cool
8. Describe the place where they sleep.
more closely resembles a nest. he’s fucking comfortmaxxing. sleepy and nappilled. genuinely a little difficult to see him under all the pillows
9. What is their favorite holiday?
all of them! he’ll take any excuse to celebrate something. he actually likes holidays he doesn’t celebrate but his friends do the most, and also holidays he can use to tell stories
10. What objects do they always carry around with them?
see, he’d like to be the friend who always has hand sanitizer and scissors, but he’s not quite that organized, so at any given time you’d get like… one of his trinkets, wrench given to him by someone and never used “in case he needs it”, snacks (he can always be counted on to have snacks at least), small weapon (mostly to aid in bragging), and a datapad with notes on literally everything, half diary and half encyclopedia. you are not allowed to read it but he’ll read parts of it to you if you want
#maccadam#tailgate mtmte#mtmte#tf#tg#op#ask#whitephobic-cyclonus#My Fucking Beloved.#My Little Booboo Bear.#THANK YOUUUU for indulging me
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"I can fix him" "I can make him worse" WELL I CAN HOLD HIM IN MY HAND LIKE THIS
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HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN???
... Now you have😊
#GRIN GRIN GRINNNN#EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#tag: my fallen angel🖤🪽#PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS#HOJO HATERS WE RIDE AT DAWN👹#MY POOKSIE DOOKS#MY BOOBOO BEAR#MY FLUFFYPUFFY DOVE#MY EVIL BOYFRIEND#MY LITTLE MENACE TO HUMANITY#MY PRETTY ARSONIST#MY LITTLE MURDERER#f/o gush#self ship gush#gushing#gush post#f/o appreciation#f/o post#f/o#fictional other#sephiroth#I LOVE YOU SEPHIROOOOOOOTHHHHHH
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There’s an artist I like who’s been working on a comic adaptation of Decoyman for like years and I think they’re finally going to finish it and post it next year 😁
#they do touhou comics usually and they sell physical versions of those#this one is only available in person I think but still… I’ve been waiting for this#artist is 星落とし on pixiv and ruiseki_crater on twitter#I love love love how they draw akira he’s my little booboo bear….
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Look at this baby my mom gifted me
#it was such a sweet gift#she slipped the box with him in it into my bag as I was leaving for college again#i only noticed him while i was looking for my wallet in the train#i love my mom so much this little booboo bear made me tear up#mytxt
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@epitaffia
❝"Ouaaaaghh!!" Diavolo yelps a litle too loud when the soles of his boots begin to slip across the mud. No-no-no-no, no! Oh, wait, thank fuck, it's okay. He manages to steady himself by grabbing on to the branch of a tree. He breathes a sigh of relief, and struggles to open up his umbrella again.
Curse this, this god-awful summer weather! Ilha dos Antigos is so damn humid normally, but summer is definitely the worst of it. The dirt footpaths became nothing but rivers of mud.
Dia likes having his walks in the dirt trails, to be amid the trees and tropical scenery, it's good for his health, and it's part of his routine.
But summer… summer meant rain and mud…
And he really did think he had a chance today in the early evening, because the sky was clear and it hadn't rained all day… Just an hour of reprieve in his favorite trail.
But then it began to pour. Because of course it did.
The trees had sheltered him from becoming too soaked, but he can't stay there forever. His glasses are littered with droplets, too. He wants to go home. He just wants to go hooome.
Dia finds safety under the leaves of the young Jequitibá tree, as he tries, once again, to make his shitty umbrella just work. "Plee-eeeeeease! Just… open up!" Diavolo begs, his Italian accent dripping in each syllable of his Brazilian Portuguese, as it often does when he's frustrated. He looks at his purply-pink umbrella a little desperate, but it doesn't seem like either his words nor his sad wet eyes had changed its mind.
Dia considers giving his friend a call, beg her to come pick him up, when he hears a loud thud from the woods.
Diavolo stills.
There hadn't been anyone on the trail with him, no other soul had been stupid enough to come… So… what could it be? A wild animal? Or... or a person?
His head begins to ache a little as his heartbeat quickened. He grips the base of his umbrella a little tighter, ready to use it as a weapon - and hoping it would not be necessary. He was so not fit for fighting, please. Please don't be anything dangerous. Please.
He takes one step forward, and winces at the wet noise of his boots on that damn god awful cursed fucking mud!
#; welcome to my world#epitaffia#YEAAAAHHH I MISS PLAYING MY LITTLE BOOBOO BEAR DIAVOLO LOL#hope this is ok! :D
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bear tseren (bearen if you will)
#wip#oc art#my art#tseren#bears#ocposting#usually i try to make a characters animal version resemble them at least a little bit but i had some trouble with that here#so i hope he feels tseren shaped at least#anyway im gonna start drawing bear tsersha cuddle time i just wanted to try out a design ideas first#anyway. mishas booboo bear.
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i started writing a teddie dungeon fic last week and i GOTTA keep writing it because i really love the concept. that bear is FUCKED IN THE HEAD
#rambles#he's my little booboo bear and i love thinking about the manifestation of his fucked up worldview
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When you think your day is going normal but it turns out you're a little more mentally ill than you thought so now you're sitting in the corner of your room like this because you had the audacity to eat (it was a salad):
#like ough no no please calm down it was a salad it was a salad with a little bit of lean meat it was a really small portion come on man what#is your damage.#but alas my brain keeps calling all its psionic warriors and sealing the booboo bear (me) within the Earth (making me spiral)#I'm that one homie who's not gonna make it i think
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So fucked up for that having an OC means you have to make up all the stuff about him. Like if you want to see your special little guy you have to draw him. I can't just type tumblr.org/tagged/speciallittleguy
#chatter#esp because hes my durge and im constantly coming across big scary sexy goth durges#ummmm no mine is a special little booboo bear whos scared of his scary thoughts. and hes oramge.
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#z rambles#hes kinda a horrid little nerd#i imagine guda just standing there🧍♂️when he said that first pic like he just went onn. 'get with ir' he didnt even let us say anything#the ugh amateur will always kill me like oh next tjme just call guda a normie!!!!#also starting fate again and having ti waych my sweet poor baby my booboo bear guda go thru all this is killing me wtfff#can we go bacj to silly singularities 🦧🦧 um
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how does it feel to be right all the time i'm curious
It's no secret that Clover and Flowey have a very apparent power imbalance. Especially with Flowey in control of the timeline and acting as Clover's save point. So, it's pretty given that Flowey has the upper hand and most power in this duo. But I don't see anyone ever talking about how Clover goes against this power imbalance in other routes besides the vengeance route.
Starting off with the vengeance route, this is the most cut and dry portrayal of Clover's defiance towards Flowey. After mercilessly going through the Underground, enacting vengeance left and right, and defeating Zenith Martlet, Flowey unintentionally reveals his plan and tries to load another save file only to realize that Clover's taken control of it. Right then and there, the power dynamic shifts, Clover is the one in control and Flowey is the defenseless one. This is further affirmed when Clover kills Flowey as he insults and degrades them as a way to assert control and dominance over them, which obviously doesn't work.
On the topic of the vengeance route, I would like to shine some focus on the overall dynamic here. As much as Clover is following through with Flowey's suggestions of straightforwardly going through the Underground to get to the castle with no regard for anyone, he is not in control of them. He may be getting what he wants but it's in a way that doesn't follow through with his plan. Like Flowey said, Clover was reckless. They attract too much attention with their actions and that won't do for Flowey who wanted to attract as little attention as possible. Even when the two are the most similar in terms of goals and attitude, Clover does not allow Flowey to dictate their actions and when push comes to shove, they will assert their power.
In the neutral route, Clover, no matter what LV they are, defies Flowey by accepting Martlet's offer to live with her. In turn, Flowey kills Martlet and absorbs their soul. We know the psychological horror mindfuckery that is the Meta Flowey fight takes place in Flowey's mind as he tries to make them give up control, yet Clover never does. They resist all the way to the end and even go further by snooping in Flowey's memories. Clover never once gives in or falters to Flowey, they will not allow him to have control over them. They will not give him control over their soul no matter what incomprehensible horrors Flowey throws at them.
In the end, Flowey has to give up and reset the timeline because they would resist Flowey every time. I would like to remind you that it's implied that Flowey did this multiple times and never once did he succeed. For someone who doesn't have much determination to control the timeline, Clover has a lot of determination to resist Flowey in absorbing their soul.
Honestly, out of the three routes, the Pacifist route has the least obvious show of defiance from Clover. It's still there and very much so, but it tends to get overlooked due to the nature of the storyline of the Pacifist route. Clover's defiance comes with their choice to connect with the other characters of the game. Time and time again, Flowey tries to dissuade Clover from interacting and forming bonds with the others. He attempts to isolate them by repeating that he's their only friend and to ditch the others when they accompany Clover, like with Martlet when Clover first crashes from Ava. Flowey tells Clover that they're better than the Wild East and urges them to leave as fast as possible and head straight to the castle. And each time, Clover ignores him and continues to form these bonds anyways.
The last act of defiance against Flowey is Clover's decision to sacrifice their soul. It's indirect sure, but it is possibly the biggest 'fuck you' to Flowey. Clover probably didn't mean it as such but the point still stands. Despite this, Flowey acknowledges them as a friend, recognizes their sacrifice. And so, the power dynamic shifts again, this time to a lesser degree. Of course there's still the Omega Flowey fight but even then Clover goes against him, refusing his control and actions towards torturing the next human that falls.
Overall, despite what some of the fandom believe, Clover is not completely helpless against Flowey. As much as he tells that to himself and even us the player, Flowey is not in control of Clover nor is he so powerful that they cannot fight against him. Clover has a sense of agency that Flowey cannot take away. Clover is free to make their own choices and he cannot stop them. Sure Flowey manipulates them but when has that ever succeed in the long run? When has that ever fully brought Clover to his side? Flowey may be the one with the most power in this relationship but that doesn't stop Clover from wrestling out of his control. Clover is free like a bird and no cage will ever bind them to Flowey.
#I've talked about this a bit in one of my reblogs but this is an in-depth version of it#Technically Clover does listen to Flowey in the Flawed Pacifist ending but I hardly call that a win#I may be reading too much into it but who cares? I'm absolutely insane for these two and I want to study them under a microscope#I could've written more of my Lucky Patch fic drafts but instead I decide to analyze them in a semi-essay. I have really bad priority issue#<- prev#YES#YOU SHOULD DO THAT MORE#like every time i see you post one of these you're so right#i never even noticed the other stuff#would add that clover also defies flowey in neutral by persisting in going to the roof after he tries to make them turn around#isn't it kinda crazy that clover's up fighting for free will every time man#they are NOT a little sweet honey booboo bear who's being bullied by big mean flowey
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I would like to request being sickly sweet/mushy with ROTTMNT Leo- I'm talking always kissing, cuddling, holding hands, giggling, holding/carrying each other around and even using the most dramatic names (mostly to mess with the rest of the Hamato family- April included) ie. Calling each other shmoopie poo and stuff like that
LOVESICK!LEO DATING HEADCANONS
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ major fluff, lots of cheesy stuff, reader is fem!! (I love this ask sm)
To put it together, you both act like those highschool sweethearts.
One wouldn't be seen without the other, everyone just immediately sees you two as a pair that does everything together.
The dates would be so over the top too.
The most recent one would be when he prepared a dinner date on top of a musuem so you guys could enjoy the view. The place completely decorated with flowers and fairy lights.
Ya'll would definitely have matching things. It doesn't matter if it's a bracelet, necklace or onesie. You both just have the urge to have something that reminds you of the other person.
Which comes easily that you'd own something of his and him having something of yours.
Apparently he had given you his old bandana when he had gotten a new one. Instead of leaving it lying around to catch dust, you decided to use it as a ribbon for a hairtie. Trust that the first time he saw you with it, dude was levitating with heart eyes.
For him, you had gifted him a scarf. He was on cloud nine when he got it because it was entirely your scent. He would smell it every now and then or just wear it when you'd be busy with your daily tasks. It brings him comfort.
That's why everytime you visited after a long time, he'd completely shower you with cuddles and kisses. He doesn't really care if his family sees. Boy is just overjoyed to finally spend time with you again.
Even though his family are happy for him. They honestly wished he could tone it down a bit.
That's because he wouldn't even focus during patrols or missions because he'd just be talking about you. It drives his brothers nuts sometimes.
"Aw man! I forgot to tell (Y/N) goodnight!" Leo panicked.
"We're fighting off a huge squid monster and THATS your concern?!!" Donnie shouted while fending off one of the tentacles.
To be clear, the family doesn't hate you, they are actually welcoming towards you. It's just HIM they find annoying.
It got even worse when they overheard the petnames you both had for each other.
Ranging from petnames such as Booboo Bear to my little ketchup packet (???)
It's worst when he says them in a baby voice towards you.
"Here's your food! I got it all for my shnookums wookums" He'd say as he caresses your face.
Since he's so in love with you, he's willing to give you piggyback rides and carry you around the lair. He's so dramatic with it too.
"Make way!!! The queen is headed to the kitchen!!" He'd shout, making your grand entrance known to everyone nearby.
He has once pushed Donnie aside when he wouldn't move out of the way.
Also, Leo enjoys kissing you a lot. I'm just saying 🤷🏻♀️
His favourite spots to kiss you would be easily your cheeks. He finds them super cute that he wishes he would just leave his lips on there forever.
If you happen to have a mole on your face or anywhere on your body, he's kissing it, that's cause he sees it as a marking for him.
One thing I wanna say is that you two happen to have this weird habit of acting out scenes from any tv series you guys would watch together.
It catches the family off guard sometimes because you guys would just break into character out of nowhere.
Scenario ↴
"Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, could you pass me the salt?" You'd ask and Leo would suddenly turn to face you with a soft smirk.
"Oh my sugar-plum, here you go, just the way you love it" He'd say in a more dramatic voice as he hands it to you.
"Uh oh..."
"Oh, you know me so well. A little sprinkle of love… and salt" You'd say, sprinkling the salt into your soup.
"I always do sprinkle a little bit of extra salt in your life, you know... to keep things exciting" He winks at you which earns a disgusted groan out of his brother.
"Uuugggh!! C'mon!!!"
"Don't get carried away now cuppy-cake. I still want you to enjoy our lovely soup" You'd say, feeding him a spoonful that he drinks with a satisfied hum.
"It's perfect... just perfect. We must celebrate this!! To eternal love, salted and peppered!!" Leo would say, holding up his drink, pretending it was wine as he takes a huge gulp from it.
"You guys need help and I mean serious help" April said, pointing her spoon at both of you.
It's always fun to act it out (only for you two) because it would end with you and him bursting into laughter everytime.
Last thing I wanna add is that Leo definitely prepares the bed before you guys cuddle.
He always make sure everything is in place. The pillows, the blankets, some squishmallows, whatever it is that you need!!!
Honestly? He is 100% a loverboy.
#ANITA MAX WYNN#ANITAA MAXXX WYNNN#x reader#fluff#rise of the tmnt#tmnt leonardo#tmnt#rottmnt x y/n#rottmnt x you#rottmnt x reader#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt leo x reader#tmnt x reader#tmnt x y/n#tmnt x you#tmnt leo x reader#leo x reader#leo x you#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt raph#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt leo headcanons#rise leo x reader#rise leo#rise donnie#rise raph#rise mikey
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Being Purple ○ Part Two
Rise Ramblings #315
Previous | Being Purple ○ Part One This post is a continuation, so I recommend reading Part One before reading this Part Two. ••••
We’ve talked about what Donatello was and his role in the family.
But, we never examined why. Why is Donnie so gung ho on physically providing for his family?
Well, to understand why he feels that way, we need to go back to the beginning. After Splinter and the turtles were mutated, Yoshi was obviously unable to access any of the funds or resources he held as Lou Jitsu due to, you know, him now being a giant rat. He had to start life a new from the bottom of society.
We don’t know what happened during their time on the streets, but we can make some inferences as to what happened next. Splinter eventually moved the boys down into the sewers and was able find a comfortable space for himself and his little family.
Here is where I’m going to try my best to piece together the order of events regarding Donatello’s earliest contributions. I’ll be using two episodes: the season one finale, “End Game,” and the Nick web exclusive mini-episode, “Turtle Tots.”
In Turtle Tots, the family has gathered in Splinter’s room. We can also see the den through Splinter’s doorway. This home is, indeed, the home that we are familiar with in the show. Thus, we now know that at this age the boys were already living in the sewers. We also know that the den has already been outfitted with a tv, electricity, and probably some kind of cable hookup.
Is it possible that Splints did this electrical work all on his own? “End Game” gives us a clue that can lead us to an answer.
Here he is, the boy of the hour. In this picture, given the perspective, young Donnie is much shorter than Splinter. Their heights here are actually comparable to their height difference in the “Turtle Tots” clip. Therefore, I believe it’s fair to conclude that Donatello is about the same height in both instances, and likewise, relatively the same age.
Given that new piece of information, now we can speculate further.
When you look at the room that crying Dondon is in, he’s surrounded by wires, batteries, boxes, and what appears to be little bits of tech that he was working on, hence the booboo. There’s a small rotary plane of some sort, a tiny workbench, and other bits and pieces. So, we can deduce that Donnie is familiar with electrical work and is building things for himself, even at this young age.
Donatello is already cooking.
With that evidence, I believe it’s reasonable to surmise that Donatello had a hand in hooking the den up with a refurbished TV and in wiring the house with electricity, which is such a big job for such a little guy.
If it had stopped there, I wouldn’t bring it up, but as we can plainly see…
It never stopped. His labors are endless. Everything from the turtles’ transportation, their living space, and their comforts at home was created, built, enhanced, and refurbished by Donatello. Consequently, he internalized the idea that his usefulness equated to the safety and security of his family. And that’s just how he lived his life.
He doesn’t know any different, and I’m sure at this point he wouldn’t want any different. This is his role. This is his place. Besides, his beneficence makes his brothers happy, and his father happy, and by extension it makes him happy.
Hence, his “gift giving” love language.
If Donnie is happy, then where’s the problem?
I’m sorry, but external validation as a primary source of happiness, or even worse, as a source of self-esteem, is dangerous…
But I digress…
From the outside looking in, it’s easy to assume that his genius is best utilized as a tool for the team’s benefit. But as a child, the weight of ensuring their entire family’s physical infrastructure is a large burden to bear…and it is almost the exact definition of Instrumental Parentification.
Parentification is a process in which a role reversal occurs where the child or adolescent is obligated to act as a parent would to their siblings or to their actual parent. Instrumental Parentification involves a child assuming the responsibilities of maintaining a household through physical means. In this case, Donatello literally maintains the household.
I’ve said all of that to say this.
Donatello has been subjected to Instrumental Parentification for almost his entire life. He doesn’t know life without providing for his family, but he’s happiest when his family is comfortable and safe.
So when we ask, why does Donatello make these sacrifices for his family, the answer is obvious. Love. And that answer reigns true in the past, present, and future…
Anyways, Donatello is such a complex and intriguing character, I could go on about him forever. But I think this as good a place as any to put a pin in my deep dive on this fiery little grape, because our next dive’s focus is on the true pinnacle of the Hamato clan…
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Previous | Being Big Red • Being Baby Blue • Being Purple ○ Part One
Next | Orange, Baby!
Finale | Being Hamato Yoshi
#All right Angelo you're up!#starkiss ramblings#research resources provided upon request#rise analysis#rottmnt analysis#character analysis#Donatello Ramblings#rise don#rise donnie#rise donatello#donatello hamato#rottmnt donatello#donatello#rottmnt#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#tmnt2018#tmnt 2k18#tmnt 2018#save rottmnt#unpause rottmnt#unpause rise of the tmnt#save rise of the tmnt#save rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
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MY BABY MY BOOBOO MY LINKYKINS MY BABA BEAR MY POOKIE MY PUMPKIN DOODLE MY SWEET LITTLE PECAN
#lu twilight#MY BABBAYYYY#my#m#HJHAHRAHRAGFAGFRVTGGTGTVTVTVRVVRFRCRVRBEHJWHWMW#loz#legend of zelda#linkeduniverse#link twilight princess#linked universe#twilight princess link#lu memes#loz twilight princess
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i *live* for your agere wade omg 😢🙏🏻 i also age regress there's just something about your favorite character being like you that makes me smile :) your writing is absolutely wonderful as well!! :3
Hi hon, Im so proud of you for doing what's good for you, and I am so happy that you've found something to enjoy that makes you feel good about yourself.
Thank you so much for the support. I've seen more people mention how excited they were to find cute, mild, and nonnsexual regressions for Wade, so I've decided to put it on A03 for more people to enjoy.
I actually was nervous about posting them in general because of the stigma around it but seeing how supportive you all have been (I dont know why im even shocked) it's made me a little more confident in my writing. I was abused quite a bit as a child, and while I don't regress, I do have a special attachment to my stuffed animals and find comfort in kids' shows. Annnddd, as someone who was working towards becoming a geneticist? It's comforting to know that some very intelligent and successful people also do.
While you're waiting for me to write more or upload to A03, have some HCs:
Depending on what's going on, he fluctuates between 5-8.
Wade has 3 caregivers, Al, Vanessa, and Logan. He loves them all so much but certian care givers are for certain things. Al (Mama) is he goes too for booboos, Ness (Mommy) is who takes him out the most, to the park and doctors (If things get too out of hand, she can pull the "He's my disabled son you bastard" card, and Logan (Kitty) is general. The one youll find when wade is casually colouring or playing tea party with.
He'll take "sippies" but hes a bit too old for them because he chews the tops off.
Cereal, mac and cheese, pizza, bassically anything he already eats as an adult, including spicy tacos.
He doesn't have a lot of toys (and if he does, they're from a give away or a dumpster) so is very possesive of them and will instantly get upset if you try to take them away or "hurt" them.
Wade is the type to just chill with you on the couch and eat snacks if you don't have the energy to play or take him to the park. Even as a child, he was very emotionally intelligent, and it shows.
Most kids would have tantrums, but he seems to either be understanding or go cry in silence while isolated (its what hes used too)
As much as people say he's a potty mouth, I don't see it. Not yet anyway. Sure he'll say "bad words" sometimes but as someone whos used to being screamed at to shut up all the time, I believe he talks so much as an adult BECAUSE he wasn't allowed as a kid so he's more of an observer unless you are unfortunately his favorite and then hes going to tell you random facts.
Oftentimes, the "perfect child" are ones that are independent, quiet, and who monitor their emotions/ actions around other kids and adults. This means being forced to act older than you actually are, walking on eggshells around adults and trying to do things by himself.
He likes to wear clothes that are too big for him rather then tight. (Bonus points if they're a hoodie or a sweater)
He likes baths and sometimes will tell you that his "Skin hurts" when really it's just itchy/peeling/ needs lotion.
He's not big on babytalk but "puppy" "mama" "mommy" "park?" "Kitty scratch bad guys" "I watch tv?" "Go home?" "Play horses?" Are common. Its either small unfinished sentneces or endless rambling with full sentences that repeat themself. Logan has once heard "Did you know-?" 30 times once all in 10 minutes
He has a stuffy of a Wolverine named Fluffy from Kitty, a unicorn named Buttercream from Mommy, and a bear shaped dog toy from Mama. In her defense she didn't know it was a dog toy (because shes blind and cant read duh) but Wade loves it more that it squeaks.
Because kidWade (He is "NOT little", he's a "Big boy") is bigger than them, he has issues playing a little... rough... with other kids. He has infact shoved a kid into the sand while playing tag.
Wade is very erm... possesive.. over his caregivers and will act out if he believes Kitty is ignoring him. Because of their history, hes even more prone to acting out with Ness and has gone as far as telling someone they looked like a burnt quesodilla that "had a baby with a wrinkled cucumber" before (and will do it again)
Flappy hands. Giggles. Screeches. That is all that needs to be said.
Wade likes music, arts, and crafts. Physical exercise is nice too but naps are needed afterwards.
Naps must be willing. If you tell him to go take a nap he'll just stomp his feet and cry that hes "being good" so "doesn't need one" bassically, naps are punishment.
Tw for sensitive topics such as mental and physical health
The worst part about having Wade isn't that he is a "brat" or "bad", no infact wade barley ever is a brat. He's very people pleasing because he just wants as much affection as possible. it's the fact that you can't trick him or keep him from doing something. He's too smart.
"Come on baby, we're going to the park"
"Yay!!- wait.... Mommy... Mommy the park is that way...Mommy this is how you go to the mean doctors! They're gonna rip my teeth out!"
It's even HARDER to care for a kid who can escape literally anything and can run all the way home if you upset him too badly. The only thing really you can do is call a different cg and double up on the reassurance. (And maybe a bribe)
Another thing is that just because he's in this headspace doesn't mean his issues are gone. Between the nightmares, the flashbacks, the scary hallucinations that he can't understand, intrusive thoughts about harming a person, impusive thoughts, and just straight up having to deal with cancer on top of it all, etc.
Do you know how hard it is to explain to a child that they're nauseous and exhausted because the cells inside of him are eating the other cells, dying, and healing all at the same time?
#sfw agere#sfw interaction only#“He dosnt quite get it but hes got the spirit” Caregiver Logan Howlett#kidwade#wadewilson#logan howlett#blind al#mary puppins#vanessa carlysle#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#wade wilson#agere headcanons#deadpool headcanons
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