#My Handsome Crow

[nerdlingmerchling]

Mister Christopher "I-Talk-With-My-Hands" Young in action.

[mystery-star]

Russell Crowe as Ben Wade in 3:10 to Yuma (2007)

[vigilskeep]

i really enjoy that they gave illario a funny little shirt with a bit of flash. and a bit of colour at the belt. he would be the one guy in the room who can’t abide by the blue-black colour scheme to save his life. and only buttoning it halfway basically goes without saying

[oct0lightsquare]

@corvidaecircus you beautiful gorgeous wonderful man you I’m gonna virtually smooch u so hard. All the homo 💖💝

@s1x-s1x-s1x

eheheheheh hulloooo <33333

[wildsaltair]

Maximus is the constellation, and I am but a humble astronomer spending my life studying him

[russell-crowe]

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[lemonina00]

Troubled Antivan crow anyone😏💙? Oh Illario🙈...I wanna say I didn't have a bad feeling about you right from the get go, but I did🤷🏻‍♀️😅! But I also have tons of love and sympathy for ya���😍! I wish we'd get a DLC with him as a redeemable companion and romance option🫠😏. But I know that's not gonna happen😑...but hey, that's why we have fanfiction😁.

[caramelmochacrow]

redraw of that one part of the wish you luck mv that made my heart leap

she's so cute <33333 hehehehehehehehe <33333333

[thecosmicsailor]

Yeehawgust Day 7: Tall Handsome Stranger

Fellas, is it gay to break out of jail alongside a guy you just met (he’s in for medical malpractice, you’re in for attempted murder)?

A break from the eldritch cowboys for some regular cowboys :}

[iffrey]

Okay serious question. Do I have a crush on Johnny Silverhand or is it on Keanu Reeves? Cuz I'm like concerned here. 😟

[chodzacaparodia]

Me, whenever Kaz Brekker appears in Shadow and Bone:

[lost-oasis]

aha ahah ahahahahahhaa WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO WORK

[rayvern-sheep]

Someone please tell my local foxes that they’re a month early for their weird-ass cursed noises

[eidothean]

My Crow Rook headcanon is that sometime during the story Rook goes home for family dinner and is like ‘… so I’m seeing someone … he’s a Dalish grey warden’ and Viago spits out a five hundred euro mouthful of wine (which Rook has poisoned just to see if he notices) and experiences one million catastrophic war flashbacks to the last time an Antivan Crow was ‘seeing’ a Dalish grey warden and gets up to find a quill to put a contract on Davrin’s life and Teia yanks him back by his coat and is like ‘ooh is that the handsome one’ and Rook is nodding enthusiastically while Viago stares into his dinner plate like it’s the abyss

[starsofang]

Tow-truck driver!Price who you call in the dead of night when your car breaks down. You’re lost, stuck in the middle of a long road trip to visit your family with hours left of your trip, scared and alone.

Tow-truck driver!Price who reassures you on the phone, listening to your hysterics, talking gently as he tells you he’s on the way and he’ll be there as soon as he can. It’s the first time you’ve broken down and needed your car towed, but Price was shockingly sweet when comforting you.

Tow-truck driver!Price who shows up just as he said, and you’re surprised he’s not old or ugly like you expected. In fact, he’s handsome, clad in an old work shirt that hugs his burly frame, jeans that shape an ass even you’re jealous of, and beat up boots to top it off.

Tow-truck driver!Price who greets you with a kind smile, aged crow’s feet crinkling in the corners of his eyes, teeth barely hidden from his facial hair. And, oh, his voice is nice. Gravelly yet soothing. It instantly puts your nerves to rest, and you watch him load your car up with a much lighter heart.

Tow-truck driver!Price who offers you a ride to your destination. You say no, you couldn’t possibly ask him for that. You were still a few hours from home, surely you can call a cab. But Price refuses to leave you alone in the middle of the night. A pretty bird, out ‘ere all alone? C’mon, I’ll take ya.

Tow-truck driver!Price who you end up in his truck with. He’s surprisingly easy to talk to, and the entire time while he drives, the banter is consistent. The two of you fall into conversation the whole way, him smiling and you giggling. He’s sweet, almost too sweet, but you find yourself more into him than you should be for a stranger you just met.

Tow-truck driver!Price who watches your face crumble when your destination comes close and you realize you don’t have the money for the ride like you thought you did. Price is willing to negotiate, though. He’s a nice man, especially to pretty birds. Of course he’ll help you out. That’s okay, sweetheart. You can put that pretty mouth to good use instead, hm? Won’t charge ya a dime.

Tow-truck driver!Price who pulls off to the side of the road, cock nestled in the back of your throat, head thrown back against the seat. His large hand firm on the back of your head, forcing you to take it all. And oh, you’re doing so good for him. Taking it all like a good girl. He might just have to keep you when you come back from your family visit.

Tow-truck driver!Price who’s greedy, even after shooting ropes of cum down your throat only minutes before. He has you perched on top of his lap from his seat on the driver’s side, hands digging into the plush flesh of your ass to bounce you on his cock, smacking it harshly every time it sets off the horn by accident. What a sight you are, too. Moaning like a bitch in heat, so desperate for his cock that you’re practically drooling for it.

Tow-truck driver!Price who has you dazed and content in the passenger seat afterwards, finishing the trip to your family’s as promised. You didn’t think he was going to dump you off and let you walk the rest of the way, did you? No, he’s a gentleman. Besides, he’s already decided in his head that you’re his now.

Tow-truck driver!Price who drops you off, walking you to the door like the man he is, before heading on the long journey back. He saves your number in his phone, only texting you when he’s finally home. You didn’t think that was the last time I’d see you, did you? Let me take you out to dinner, sweetheart. My treat. And who are you to deny him after he treated you so well?

[wildsaltair]

enjoy some more photos I scrounged off the sketchiest places of the Internet for my beloved