#Music: Texas Hold 'Em???

[turmoilcity]

OFFICIAL LOVE POTION STORY LEAK

This projects getting too big so i leaks it

Episode: Love Potion

Synopsis: Dylan is hit with a love ray after fukkn around Chellvan's bot. these the results

Meanwhile in Chellvans lab.

“Augh I can’t believe they foiled my plans again!” He shouts to the air.

“Maybe if you had took our idea instead-” Aliyanna says boredly.

“WHAT WAS THAT?”

“DUDE” Haiden speaks up, “You’re always winning about not having a support team, but you never take our suggestions!”

“That’s because all your suggestions are dumb.” Chellvan huffs. 

Drystan the most serious or emo one of the group crosses his arms “So why do you waste our team with this whole “Villain group shtick?””

“Waste your time? HA. You’re lucky I found you’re sorry ass in the alley that day!”

“When are we gonna actually take down the GAME team!?” Aliyanna interjects. “You always say we will but then we get our butts handed to us. And I hate losing!”

“Ugh, why don’t you idiots get that this isn’t some easy over night scheme? Taking over game may take weeks, months- years. This is a hero agency we’re talking about, with decades of secrets and-”

“Womp. Womp. Womp, you gonna go into your snoring loser lecture again.”

The group laughs at Haiden, but he gets choked up and then everyone goes silent.

Chellvan is serious, “If I’m a loser, what does that make you troubled, little sheep?”

It gets very serious until Ishmel adds, “LOSER BY ASSOCIATION. BOO.”

“You’re such an idiot” Haiden groans

Chellvan sighs and tosses haiden aside. “The idiot is right. You ARE a loser by association.” He turns a bewildered look unto them, “All of you are! And I’d hate to bed losers.”

It goes quiet again, and ishmel raises a hand, “I think sleeping with losers is fine. Sure, some people may argue that it’s a self esteem thing, but it’s not about who you lay with, rather the experience two possible lovers can share-”

“He’s talking about letting us sleep in his mansion!” Drystan says exasperatedly.

“Oh.” Ishmel blinks.

“I think we’re done having this conversation.” Chellvan says snudely brushing his collar. 

“But before we go, I think it’s best if we mention something that was possibly a win on our end.”

Chellvan turns, intrigued, “Really?”

“Yes. we’ve hit their leader, Dylan.”

----

ATHEGAME HOUSE

“DYLANNN!” Lillian wails

Jenna groans, “Lillian, it’s not like he’s dead! Stop screaming in the guys ear.

“I haven’t seen Dylan this unresponsive since we had to raid that DDLG furry convention.” Collin says.

“eUgh. Please do not bring that up.” Justin shudders.

“Dylan! Say something!” Lillian cries, holding dylan by her lap.

Bella appears with a pan, “I’ve got it,” she says readying a blow.

Unintelligible noise comes from Dylan as he stirs awake. Lillian squeals with glee as bella adopts a look of defeat.

“Dammit.He always wakes up before I can panfry him.”

“DYLAN! ARE YOU OKAY!?”

Dylan see’s two lillians. He moans trying to  say something.

Collin comes in over his shoulder, “Woah, dude… there are like… hearts in your eyes. 

“LEMME SEE?” the group says and ambush Dylan trying to look into his eyes. There in fact hearts in them. 

Lillain gasps.

He pushes them all away, and rubs at them muttering incohensively.

From the pile that was pushed, manny says, “what was that, Dylan? yOu’re kind of… muttering-”

“I said, which one of you idiots actually smell like ass?”

Bella sniffs her brother. “That would be Justin.”

SHe sniffs her pitt, “Actually, that might be me.” SHe smirks.

“HEY-”

The group take a protracted stage step left.

Lillian rushes to Dylan again, “Oh, dylan! I’m so glad you woke up!”

“Yeah, yeah,” he pushes her aside, still a bit dazed. “All the screaming and lights, it’s giving me a major headache.”

“SOMEBODY KILL THE LIGHTS!” Lillian barks. SOmeone turns the lights out while Dylan gives lillian an exasperated look. The sun light is still shining through. “AND THE OTHER LIGHTS” she orders.

“Lillian. That’s the sun.” savannah says.

“DYLAN SAID NO LIGHTS!” she turns to dylan apologetically, “Don’t worry Dylan! If there’s a Lil, there’s a Way! “ She takes off determintedley. 

The group looks after her. 

Without taking his eyes from Lillian, collin says to bella, “Why was your sister dressed as a nurse?”

“I don’t know. Figured it was a kink thing.”

“She obviously dressed that way to make a point of helping Dylan,” Jenna sighs as if it’s obvious. 

“She’s obviously, very dumb,” Bella stage whispers to Collin.

“Dylan, you’ve been passed out since the fight? How are you feeling?” Jennas asks to Dylan kneeling in front of him. 

He’s rambling, “Wow, and you guys didn’t even think to call a doctor? I’ll definitley remember this in the future if one of you gets hure-” Jenna appears infront of him. “Heaven?”

“Huh?”Jenna frowns.

“What?” Savannah and Meghan say simultaneously.

“NO.” Bella interjects boulderzing Jenna out of the way. At Bella’s appearance, the hearts in dylans eyes fade. “Let me see this boy! You have to be SERIOUSLY sick in the head if you think JENNA is heaven.”

“I’d like to think I’m a catch.” Jenna throws in coy over bella’s shoulder.

“Nobody asked you,” Bella glares eerily back at her. 

“That you are,” Dylan says in a gravelly voice, stunning bella so much she cracks her neck back to him.

Jenna goes noticeably red as meghan and Savannah squeal at the fanservice display. Dylan punts bella with force to her friends Collin and manny. 

“HEY!” Bella barks. 

“Hey yourself,” Dylan says, eyes on jenna. Jenna looks flushed.

“What the….” Everyone is quiet as Dylan looks at jenna who’s reddening more. She snaps at him, “DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.  DYLAN, I AM YOUR COMRADE.”

“In that case” Collin speaks up, “ What’s wrong with a little… comradery?” he taunts.

The other’s “Oooh”

Jenna goes even redder.

SUDDENLY IT’S PITCH BLACK. Everyone blinks.

LILLIAN HAS SUCCSEFULLY MANAGED TO COVER THE SUN WITH A SPECAIL SPHERE 

“IF THERE’S A LIL… THERE’S A WAY!!!!” Lillian cries heroically

⚠️NEWSFLASH⚠️

A young male news reporter comes in on the news, “This just in, our town ‘Turmoil’ is literally about to go into an ice age due to our incompetent heroes FUCKING OVER HUMANITY AGAIN. WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A NORMAL DAY IN THIS TOWN?”

In chellvans residence everyone is confused. 

Chellvan shudders by a custom fire place, ‘i can’t believe I lost to these idiots.”

BACK AT THE GAME MANSION

Dylan's ringer goes off and he answers it, "yeah, I’m own it.  Me too Mrs. Anne…. Me too.’

‘What did Mrs. Anne say?’ Collin asks, fog coming from his mouth.

“She says we better go see what the hell is going on before she skins your asses alive.”

“Ms. Anne would never say that?” Savannah gasps.

Dylan begans, “You’re right, she wouldn’t. I did. Now let’s go.”

---

OUTSIDE THE TOWNS PEOPLE ARE RUNNING FRANTIC IN THE DARK CHILLED STREETS. ONE OF THEM BUMPS INTO BELLA

“Oof! I never understood why these guys run like chickens every time a minor inconvenience happens.”

Justin looks at her, “We literally just dropped sixty degrees in the last five minutes.”

Bella frowns, “Then they'd better be going to get something to throw over their arms.”

“Those guys are.” Manny nods to a group of guys trying to rob a store. Manny, Justin and Bella take off after them.

Savannah looks to the sky where Lillian is still defiantly blocking the sun, “Lillian! Let the sun go, you’re causing a literal out rage down here!”

Lillian strains as she holds the sphere, “MUST. PROTECT. DYLAN.”

“Protect Dylan from what?” Dylan says casually appearing by Lillian’s side. Lillian looks up and brightens. At the sight of him, she forgets the sun and drops the sphere to throw her arms around dylan instead. 

“Dylan! You’re okay!” She cheers. 

Dylan smiles and allows Lillian to take him down to the ground again.

⚠️NEWSFLASH.⚠️

The newsreporter is disgruntled and out of breath, “This just in… We get to see another day.” he falls out his chair.

The crowd claps as Lillian and Dylan land. 

“Alright, alright, shows over,” Jenna huffs. Several cameras appear in her face with news reporters ready for the scope.

Lillian nuzzles Dylan, Dylan is okay with this, but Collin, Manny and Savvanh give the pair a weird look. Bella, Manny and Justin reappear with the bad guys. 

Bella is furious, she storms up to them, ‘HEY! WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?”

Manny is confused, “yeah, I thought you were just crushing on Jenna? Is she gonna be cool with that?” To this jenna turns her head. 

Dylan gives lillian a look of admiration, “Who cares when you’ve got a girl that would literally block the sun for you.” He goes to hug lillian back, making Lillian blush.

“Oh, Dylan.” she purrs.

The group relches.

“Well, that worked in my favor,” Jenna says, ignoring the mics and reviewers still asking her questions. She hones in on Dylan and his eyes, that has hearts in them. She thinks… “Wait a second…”

---

GAME AGENCY.

In the heroes counseling room, Mrs. Anne paces in front of them, not pleased.

“32 town threatening situations in one month! You kids have caused more chaos then there is time? How on earth is that possible!?”

When we get to Dylan, he’s holding lillian in his lap telling her how adorable she is. Bella isn’t very happy about this situation. 

“And you two!” Mrs. Anne warns stopping in front of the cuddly couple. “What’s with this lovey dovey thing?”

“You didn’t hear Mrs. Anne?” Bella groans sarcastically, “Dylan and Lillian are the newest super romance, according to the town.” She shoves her phone in front Mrs. Anne where an article shows of the two getting sundaes together.

Mrs. Anne is sheepish, “well then… i suppose I can brush up on checking in with my team myself.”

“Are we in trouble because Lillian tried to block the sun? Jenna asks boredly.

Mrs. Anne looks up, “Well i can’t not punish you guys, for that stunt you pulled earlier. What would that make me look like? You’ll get three assignments on geology over the weekend.”

The group groans, collin gathers them, “c'mon group. If we cant do geology for 3 days, then how can we battle the toughest villains?”

SHUT UUUUUUUUP” Bella barks. 

“Ur  just saying that because Ms. Anne is right there aren't you?” Megan groans. 

As the group leaves, ms. Anne looks wearily at dylan and LIllian in their own little world. 

“Dylan,” She says, capturing his attention. “Can i speak with you?”

Dylan kisses Lillian’s cheek before walking up to Mrs. anne a glow about him. 

“What’s up?” he says. 

Mrs. anne is weary, ���i don’t know I just…” she looks out at Lillian who is mindlessly giddy. “You and lillian?”

“She’s cute, right?” he smirks.

Mrs. anne smiles, “yes but…. Wait are those… hearts? …In your eyes?

Ms. Anne looks panicked. "Call the group back."

Dylan is oblivious as he grins, “Hm?”

---

“So he’s under a love potion?” Bella asks disinterestedly.

“A quick check up from our doctors and scientists of GAME confirms that Dylan has higher hormoronal charge than usual-”

“HA.” Bella laughs. “So that must mean barely any.”

“The love potion he’s under is a spell that acts as a parasite. If he finds any alluring or charming traits of an individual, the chemicals imbalance to favor his new target.”

“Ick.” Collin grimmaces.

“It’s best you guys keep him indoors, to save him and yourself any trouble.” Ms. Anne explains casually.

“Ms. Anne.” Dylan speaks up, raising his hand. “Has anyone ever told you that you are an incredibly bright woman-”

“Okay, enough lolly gagging get out of my office.” SHe pushes them all out.

---

“AUGH! Dylan and Lillian are an item now?!” Aliyanna expresses in disgust looking at her phone. 

Drystan looks bored, “Well I guess that love potion was affective,” he says to Chellvan who is looking out the window. 

Chellvan ignored them, “Well I guess that’s a point for ANTI GAME MWAHAHA”

Haiden laughs obnoxiously, “HAH! You’re lucky that love potion never hit one of us! Could you imagine Aliyanna and I ever flirting with each other?”

“Who said I’d be flirting with you?” Aliyanna mumbled under her breath. 

THE OTHERS JOIN IN ON HIS EVIL LAUGH-

“Yeah, I’m not sure I really like that name.”

Why did you choose to shoot them with a love potion?” Drystan asks

Chellvan gives him the utmost maniacal look, “because…”

The group waits in anticipation. 

It hits drysatn. He cringes, “Don’t tell me it’s Just-”

“JUST BECAUSE” Chellvan laughs maniacally. 

----

BACK AT THE GAME HOUSE.

“I just don’t think I can do this anymore.’ Dylan says unfazed. 

“NOOOOOOOO” Lillian cries. She recomposes herself “okay.” Lillian skips away, 

“Well, that went a lot easier than I expected.” Savannah mutters. 

“And as for you.” Dylan says, seemingly towards Savannah.

She winced, “Oh, boy-”

“Not you, Behind you.” 

Over Savannahs shoulder is Collin. Everyone turns to him. 

“You, come here.” Dylan motions him towards himself. 

“What am I guilty of this time?” Collin groans. 

“Nothing.” Dylan starts. “But being so damn cute on that car ride home. Has anyone ever told you, you're adorable when you do what's right? That whole “Come on guys. Lets do the right thing! Lets learn geology’ team spirit is just the type of character that gets my motorboat running.”

The group GUFFAWS. 

Collin is confused, “I-I-”

“You don't have to say too much, just take your cute ass to my room and we can finish our discussion there-”

Collin gasps. But Bella bombards through again. 

“ENOOOOUGH.” She cries. Now she gives Dylan an offended, “first it was Jenna. Then my twin, now you're flirting with my BEST FRIEND!?!?!? This has gone TOO FAR.”

“and what are you gonna do about it?” Dylan smirks at her. 

Bella growls, “I'm gonna kick your-”

“MONTAGE!!!” :D Lillian cries over the both of them. 

Montage Timmmmmme

“THAT”S IT!” Bella barks as Dylan watches tv. Je looks confused until he’s almost tackled. He spins out of it causing bella to hit the floor hard with a thud.

“Jeez… whats your problem?” he asks the slightest impressed.

She hops and dusts herself off, then gives him an accusing glare, “you…”

She lurches for him engaging in a fight as Dylan blocks every move

THE CREATOR OF THIS WEBSERIES IS NOT GOOD WITH ANATOMY NOR ACTION SCENES, AND THIS STORY HAS GOTTEN TOO LONG… LET’S FAST FORWARD :D 

Both Bella and Dyan are out of breath. 

Dylan pants swiping his brow, ‘What… -huff- the fuck… -huff- is YOUR PROBLEM?”

“YOU MADE GOOGLY EYES AT EVERYONE IN THIS PLACE BUT ME” Bella cries. She falls to her knees. “How could you do this to me? You know I live to get all your attention.”

Dylan blinks and looks at her, some cogs in his head seemingly turning, “You….  did all this,” he looks back at the destroyed living room. “For me?” His gaze goes softer as a gentle melody begins to grow- He suddenly gets a dark glare, “Who the hell is gonna clean ALL OF THIS UUUUUP” He says rising to grow an electric ball over his fist. There’s suddenly a thud outside and both parties turn to look. The rest of the team also happen to appear. 

Chellvans back at it again. Causing mayhem

“I’ll get the hose.” Manny blinks before walking off.

---

Chellvan laughs maniaccly again, this time in a much smaller robot suit as he stands atop of a building, firing st the town. Bella suddenly appears to spin kick him at the back of his head, knocking him over. He falls off the ledge. 

“E z” she says. Lillian flies down to get him urgent care.

“Now, where were we?” Bella turns back around to Dylan. He holds his hands up.

“Because.” Dylan starts. “I’ve learned over these past couple of hours that really… truly- none of you are my type. You’re all weird and annoying, and quite frankly, I’m embarrassed that I fell in love with any of you idiots to begin with.”

“Up. up. I’m not gonna fight you over this whole love ordeal.”

“Why not?” she says still getting into pose.

It goes quiet for a moment before Bella blares “WHAT?” she begins to fly off the handle, the rest of the team standing back, watching the scene.

“When he was calling us annoying he was talking about you guys,” Justin crossed his arms. “Not me.” As they conversate, the town is still in hysteria. There should be no music on this part.

“Welp.” Savannah sighs. “I guess that’s the end of Dylan’s love spell.”

“He went out sort of weak,” Collin shrugged. 

“Thank God that’s over.” Jenna says. Before flying off the rooftop.

THAT’S ALL FOLKS.

ROLL CREDITS

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[alwaysbewoke]

[jewishbarbies]

i think it’s funny there wasn’t a spike in women in pop being listened to when taylor switched genres, no one was listening to country more when taylor was planted in the scene. just listened to taylor specifically. but Beyonce puts out a couple country singles and her popularity lifts other artists up with her, because that’s the kind of base she attracts. telling.

[bey-life]

[uzumaki-rebellion]

Do you know how iconic/historic it is for Beyonce to start Texas Hold 'Em with a banjo, an African instrument our ancestors brought over here and was appropriated by white country music? To start her new joint with African sounds and move it into Black American southern roots as part of the diaspora is HUGE. Okay, lemme go relax. The historian and Black music lover in me is so geeked right now! Solange and Beyonce are shaping music culture so much and I want people to know about it!

[morelikesin]

♥️ The Queen of Hearts and the King of Clubs ♣️

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I was gonna write a short blurb but. Dios mío I got too deep in the paint. Because of that the writing will be under the cut mwah

♥️ The Queen of Hearts ♥️

The clattering of chips rang a little uncomfortably in his ears, but Max would be remiss to not acknowledge that that wasn't always a bad thing with him.

Besides, he wasn't going to be pushed out of the pot just yet - regardless of what Tycho thought.

Above everything else, the Heavy's quiet tut and unconvinced glance down at the flop, and Strong Bad's low "Ohh-kayyy..." pumped full of uncertainty, Max was playing for one thing - the poker princess leaning on the table looking like a meal and dessert beside him being his greatest motivation right now.

"If I know my little buddy, he can pull a miracle out of anything," Sam reassured him, all sweet and deep even if he knew deep down Max was holding out for something wildly not in his favor.

The deck was taken into Tycho's hands so he could deal the turn, though it didn't come with some thoughts of his own: "And lemme guess, eye candy: that "anything" is none of my damn business?"

Where Sam had made an amused snort, Max felt his expression stiffen and his mouth pull into a grimace. Eye candy?

The turn ended up being a 6 of hearts.

Sam sure as hell was - Max threw half of his chips in with an angry fist - and part of himself was complimented, knowing what a dime his puppy was - Tycho actually called him, the prick - and it wasn't like him and Sam didn't normally like the attention they got - and now the river was a 6 of diamonds - because God knows that there's a bit of ego boosting in having a total babe on your hip-

"All in."

Strong Bad immediately whistled, and Tycho, much to Max's delight, looked utterly bemused. The quiet and pensive hum Sam had made was all the lagomorph was playing for at this point - and maybe a good dose of shoving it in Tycho's face.

And just like he figured, Tycho called him with a sense of strangely-confident confusion because what could Max possibly have, right?

Cards face up, Max.

Tycho's hand was a pair of kings made with his hole cards and the flop; Max's hand was three of a kind sixes made with his hole cards, the turn, and the river.

"You're fucking kidding me."

Max's laughter was loud and his holding out on a dream never tasted so sweet - besides maybe the enthused "Suck on runner runner!" Sam had remarked in the wake of his winnings.

Eye candy.

Taking Sam's hand into his, he kissed his knuckles, and thereafter the man had rested his hand on top of Max's shoulder.

Yeah, he knows.

♣️ The King of Clubs ♣️

Brock's wrist twisted gently, stirring the contents of his whiskey on the rocks - contemplative and unexpectedly hesitant. The flop was a jack of spades, a 9 of hearts, and a 10 of hearts; the turn was a 5 of hearts. "What'd'ya got? If it's another case a' hole pocket rockets, I'm gonna' make a case t' skip past you bein' dealer the rest of the tourney."

Against his better judgement, eyes narrowing as he studied the flop as if it would change with enough willpower, Brock bet a healthy sum. The decision, however, came with a sigh.

"'Pocket Rocket' is my second favorite thing t' call Sam on a Friday night; right after 'Good b-'"

Sam was quick to shut Max up with a call being thrown towards the main pot - Ash and his sentient arm had long since gone all in with what little he had left. That chattering, snorty laugh Max had made upon the man's sudden bravado was profit enough for him tonight; not that he'd say no to being a couple thousand dollars up and a victory pampering; though, Max could probably benefit from making his staring into his unbuttoned collar less overt.

Willing himself to not smile, puffing at his cigar - it sure wasn't a Regius Double Corona, but it got the job done enough - Sam grabbed the deck again and put out the river: a two of diamonds.

The man across from him was a hell of a guy to read. His hand, fingertips holding the rim of his glass, swirling the melting ice and liquor, was about his only read besides maybe his strong brow. Despite it all, unfortunately.

Brock was slower to toss a bet in this round. That was all Sam needed.

One self-assured call later, and Sam was working with a jack high heart flush: his hole cards were a 2 and jack of hearts. Brock worked with a 10 of spades and a 5 of diamonds, making two pair.

The frustration when the man knocked back the rest of his whiskey was palpable - and so were the chips underneath Max's hand being corralled his way.

"That's an extra treat for you tonight, big girl," was the praise of choice coming out of Max's mouth, and for some reason Sam didn't mind the publicity of it all too much right now.

[fidjiefidjie]

Bon Matin ❤️ 🐎 🆕️ 🎸

Beyoncé 🎶 Texas Hold' Em

[worldmusicandcinema]

Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM

[chaneajoyyy]

[longpause-awkwardsmile]

I’ll be damned if I can’t slow dance witchu

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[thee-boo-cocky]

me then: all country music sucks!

me now:

[anotherbeyonceblog]

Act II: Cowboy Carter

[1000-year-old-virgin]

Beyonce - TEXAS HOLD 'EM (PONY UP Remix)