#Muse; Monita
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"It isn't over yet. This entire blog? I want it."
Doug miraculously breaks free from the handcuffs and begins floating up in the air. A dark aura surrounds him entirely as it soon explodes, turning Doug Funnie into this Bahamut-like deity.
"THIS BLOG IS MINE NOW. I'M SETTING OFF THIS 10TH ANNIVERSARY WITH A BANG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I DARE YOU ALL TO TRY AND STOP ME NOW!"
"Well, this clearly isn't good. It appears that Doug Funnie is planning chaos and destruction to ruin this blog. Let's all stop him together, shall we?"
@allelitemuses
@hxroic-wxlls
@violentmusebox
@kailightdark
#Guest Muse; Doug Funnie#Muse; Monita#Allelitemuses#Hxroic-Wxlls#Violentmusebox#Kailightdark#Event; Ask-Dark-Monita 10th Anniversary#(And to anyone else who wants to join)
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"You didn't win anything! You Rolls rigged the polls! Cheaters!!!! WE were supposed to win! This completely goes against the canon event!"
"Here's my advice to you, Immature Cooler bot: Stop whining like a baby and accept that you lost."
"NEVER!!!!"
Roll Exe, great news! You and the other Rolls won while the Immature Meta Nerd bots lost!
"Awesome! I knew we would win!
"In your face, Meta Not-so-Cool-er bots!"
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"Those Neptunes are the reason why I don't really do all my crossover stuff. I was gonna actually hang out with Vegeta today, do some sparring. But uh. Guess that's not happening. He'll confuse me for one of them."
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@ask-dark-monita
"Hey hey! Wanna hear a riddle? It's a good one!"
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@ask-dark-monita liked the starter call!
Roxas had been a little absent minded exploring the new world he had discovered, he has his satchel over his shoulder as he walks around, holding onto the strap of it. He finds a spot that he can stop at for the moment and gather his thoughts.
He was actually doing this, actually going on his own adventures, without the responsibilities of being a guardian. Of course if he ran into the heartless on his adventures or anything else - he would help if he was able.
He rummaged around into his satchel to take out his gummiphone to message his friend, Sora so that he would know he was okay at least. However he begins to walk back into the sea of people going past, however he's distracted looking at his phone and not where he is going so he bumps right into the back of someone.
"O-Oh, I'm sorry that was my fault!"
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Barriss is just going to quietly sit this one out...
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"Anyway, would love to help you guys out with your weird "corpos trying to wipe their characters from everyone's muse list" storyline, but I'm busy headlining the new Fortnite battle pass right now, so I kinda got my hands full already."
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"What the mouse fails to mention: fucking up Star Wars, the numerous unneeded and poorly-reviewed live action remakes, the "woke Disney" accusations, more unnecessary stuff like the Mufasa prequel... that's also set in the live-action verse.
Oh, and Wish and Elemental didn't do so hot, did they, Disney? Didn't think so."
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"Holy shit... that rabbit doesn't fuck around..."
"Well, that's going to make things a little easier."
"Hey, did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?"
"...no?" Rebecca cracks up into laughter for a few moments. "No!"
"Neither did I, I was just asking."
#crack#dash commentary#ask-dark-monita#muse: rebecca#guest muse: gwenpool#//i'm sorrry i had to#//if you get the joke then have a hi-five from me#IP Wars
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"Why does it feel like we all just dodged a massive bullet?"
#dash commentary#crack#muse: ruby rose#askrockandfriends#ask-dark-monita#//lmao they're not warner bros IP anymore
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MY LEG!
"Oops... Sorry~ Might've practiced a little too hard there with the throw... Tee-hee~"
"Oh, hello Roni. Didn't expect for you to appear here."
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"Hey! I'd definitely like to see that! It'd make Tumblr a lot more fun!"
"Um... Who's this weirdo?"
"Mr. Mxyzptlk, at your service. You guys are going to see a lot more of me from now on."
(New Muse Coming Soon!)
#dimensional gateway (dash commentary)#ask dark monita#new muse coming soon#Mr. mxyzptlk causes mischeif (ic)#early bird cameo#gantz takes the job (ic)#superman the animated series#klonoa
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🗣+ Goku Black & DBZ Broly
Send me 🗣+ the names of 2 muses on the blog, and there will be a random conversation written involving them.
"Hmph. Go away, you barbarian."
"Hmph."
"My power stems from the Gods. Yours stems from a childish tantrum. Nothing more than an enlarged child."
"KAKAROT!!!"
Cue Z Broly rushing towards him like a Spanish Bull and flinging an Eraser Cannon ki-blast right into Black's torso, slingshotting him far into the atmosphere.
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© (Notori Angelheart to Chowder)
First Interactions Meme!
Send © for our muses to meet at work as colleagues for the first time
Now this was confusing. Chowder doesn't remember this one hanging around the Catering Company.
"Are you new here? I wasn't aware that Truffles and Mung were hiring."
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@ask-dark-monita continuing from this.
"Don't worry Cricket, I came prepared." Tilly gives a flashy intro to a pair of sea green flip-flops that were the perfect size for her brother.
"I don't think Clark works at the Sip 'n Snak anymore but just in case we get another stick in the mud adult." She explained.
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"Well, glad that stupid ordeal is over."
"Still can't believe "2002 isn't modern" was enough to get that weird mouse to back off..."
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