#Muse: Miranda

[fat-femshep]

This calls for drastic measures. Miranda do you still have your old cerberus uniform? The one that accented your behind?

Miranda smirked and nodded. "It definitely won't fit me anymore, but it does have some stretch to it. I could give it a try. Might need a hand getting into it though, anon~" She winked at them playfully. She'd get Jack to admit she simped for that perfect ass~

[massvoraciuseffect]

We haven't had an update from Miranda in a while! Since you inherited your father's company and became CEO, how many employees have you digested, Miranda?

"I gave all my father's employees who got dirty in illegal and unethical research a choice - either I hand them over to the Alliance, where they are eagerly awaited by the greedy mouths of jailers and life imprisonment, or they go to my belly, sign a transfer agreement to the CEO's hips department with the possibility of reform sometime in the future. As a result, I ate very well, and I had to find a replacement for about 75% of the employees," Miranda replied

[glaciescustodia]

All my Khaenriahn muses looking at this hc post bc yes 👀.

[blood-red-ocean]

Currently manifesting that Capcom uses some fancy RE magic logic bullshit to bring back Alcina and her daughters through the Megamycete fragment from Shadows of Rose in RE9

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

Would Miranda run the Fuschia Ninja social media fan page? What about the other ninja?

Miranda: Alright girls, we need to work on saving the Secret Ninja Force's social image!!! Who wants which fan page????

Sunni: I WANT THE BLUE NINJA!!! PLEASE

Meghan: Well, I'll take the Red Ninja~

Sally: Ooh ooh I'll do one for the White Ninja!!

Samantha: I'LL do the Green Ninja—

Harumi: *shoves her over* Over my literal dead body

Samantha: Ow! Fiiiiiiiine, I'll take Fuchsia, then, jeeeez...

Harumi: Yeah, you go right ahead e-e

Antonia: Ah, too late! I already called dibs and got an exclusive interview, heh heh heh...!

Miranda: And I'm working on the Cyan Ninja!!! (Since Sunni took the Blue Ninja.......)

Samantha: ...so who the hell is left?!?

Meghan: ...The Brown Ninja?

Samantha: Are you KIDDING ME—?!

Sally: ....aren't we forgetting the Black Ninja?

Miranda: Nope, I've already got my best guy on that one

Meanwhile-

Jesse: *typing* —and here's 46 more reasons as to why the Black Ninja is the GOAT, along with 17 never-before-seen candids of him fighting in action! And looking hot while doing it~

[mydarlingedits]

Ooooh could we request 🧈 with ochako uraraka from mha

🧈 OCHAKO (+ TOGA) ; MAMA'S BROKEN HEART

Since no number to shuffle was provided I randomly generated one! (Landed on 6) ᯓᡣ𐭩

Autocorrect made 'start' into 'starting' and I didn't notice until I already combined everything weeh,, so sorry,,, ᯓᡣ𐭩

        𐙚˙⋆.˚ Date Posted 𓇿 7/4/24 .ᐟ

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[PLAIN TEXT: 'op is an adult' on the top left, and 'No DNI ! Just be nice' on the bottom right].

[dragandfashions]

Category is: Money makes the world go round (part 2)

[troishq]

"I know. But you're still one of us."

[hearts-hunger]

okay fine i wrote a new little danny/kitkat fic for you

[lilmcttens]

[fat-femshep]

An equally large Tali waddles over to Miranda and bumps their massive asses together!!

Such colossal juggling would usually cause an earthquake, but fortunately they worked together to create seismic dampeners in their respective homes so they could do this safely. Miranda grinned and gave Tali a booty-bump in return, watching as their colossal assess jiggled and slapped together.

Previously, she'd have been jealous that someone else had such a huge booty to rival her own. But Miranda was much more accepting these days, she was glad she had someone else on her level to play with~

[massvoraciuseffect]

Hey miranda how your new Business been doing and how’s your sister?

"The business is flourishing under my skillful management. One might even say that the company is growing as fast as my waist size. - Miranda smiled, adjusting her tight pants. - And my sister is doing well. She's much more creative than I am. She's gotten attention and sponsorship from several patrons, including a couple of multi-ton matriarchs. So Oriana isn't starving, and is steadily gaining weight. "

[glaciescustodia]

Getting caught up in a mess, that is not her own doing, definitely was not on program for Miranda but neither was moping around waiting for help that is obviously not going to show up.

Red hues looks over to the person she is stuck with in this room of those old ruins. She had not thought anyone else would be dropping by but whatever their reasons are, the woman did not need to be aware of the details.

''I don't see that device working anytime soon'', staring at how the other was trying to get the door mechanism to lit up & function. That thing looked like it has seen better days and has not been in use for so long.

@dutybcrne

[blood-red-ocean]

Hey so I can't draw, would someone perhaps be interested in drawing Miranda getting absolutely pummelled in the face by a snowball from Alcina

[maraudersarecanon]

Love that episode 6, the big Hermes episode, is coming out on Lin Manuel Miranda’s birthday

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

From all of the cast who's best friends with who? Like who would call dibs when teaming up?

Welp:

It's no surprise that Cole's go-to choice is Zane, but beyond the elephant in the room, they are each other's oldest + longest-lasting friend, and know each other best. They often fall into line with one another without even having to ask!

Similar to Cole and Zane, Kai and Jay tend to fall into sync automatically, as despite their tendency to take shots at each other their elements complement one another well and they both know how to get the most out of each other's fighting style.

If Nya and Lloyd weren't already Ride or Die, they'd wind up with one another anyway given how much the Core Four tend to head off doing their own thing a fair chunk of the time. Suits Nya just fine though—although we gotta be careful that Lloyd's enthusiastically destructive tendancies don't rub off on her snknksnk

Antonia probably shouldn't be weaseling her way into anything remotely dangerous, but when she does she's obviously tagging along with Jesse (at least, until Nelson gets into the picture). Jesse never fights it because he knows he's not gonna win shgfdhggd

Sunni's de facto best friend may be Samantha, but whenever she does wind up entangled with some Ninja Things, she's tag-teaming with Miranda (in which they may get distracted talking about Jay or sci-fi topics), and/or Harleigh (depending on the point-in-time...and Harleigh's mood)

This is prolly gonna sound somewhat bizarre, but I plan to have Skylor and Pixal team up often because they are both badass and cool and I desire more of their dynamic. We had a teeny taste in Crystalized and I want MOAR (...at least, once Pixal starts to warm-up to Skylor after, y'know, Skylor's dad tearing her apart and stuff.)

Olivia: Since Nya has replaced me with garbage, I'll just have to take Bridget instead 😤  Bridget: No, no you're nOT—

Brad/Sally/Gene and Chad/Maggie/Meghan all come as packaged set within their trios, though while they're not ~main~ characters, they'll show up often enough during shenanigans to be mentioned and I love their dynamics with one another (despite Chad's group being jerks at this moment in time) but aaaah I'm so excited to use them more—they're not exactly friends but they do eventually see the similarities in one another and it's so fun

Harumi, meanwhile: