#Muse: Burnice

[doughyduo]

Woman who makes custom cake shakes that are addicting and who has two giant hoses with her to shove in your muse’s mouth.

[magnificentmuses]

"You can't spell nice without Burnice, and that means I'm the nicest person I know!" She paused, for several seconds.

"Wait wait wait...I should have said that in the opposite order...! You can't spell Burnice without nice!"

[zingy-zonked-zaftigs]

(She's so gorgeous!!!!)

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[iceiclehorned]

A Tiny Announcement!

Hello there! I figured I’d use this post to announce the new muses officially being added to my roster.

Honkai Star R.ail:

Sparkle

Lingsha

(The) Herta

(Probably) Castorice and Aglaea

ZZZ:

Burnice White

[shrineofprophecy]

Time to turn the heat up

No one has as much rizz as Burnice. She can even make the enemy fall for her charms~

[manganyeh]

“May all you who want me be blessed!”

[flabby-flattie-fatties]

Burnice sticking her maw under a nitrofuel tap?

(I adore me some Burnice!!! Yes!!)

It was a party night in Blazewood, much like it was most of the nights.

Ever since Caesar had been crowned as the new ruler, everyone wanted to come check out what the gang of the Sons of Calydon were like. The group was honestly a curious bunch.

The somewhat naive yet strong and brave Caesar, the spoiled and bratty yet smart and conning Lucy, the lazy and sleepy yet trusted and knowledgeable Piper, and the courageous and smug yet socially awkward Lighter.

Every one of them carried a hefty fanbase. However, none were as popular and recognizable as the queen of Nitro-fuel herself, Burnice White.

If partying was job, Burnice would have been a S-tier employee. Each night she would make a new concoction, a new drink, a new show that people simply couldn't resist.

However, for every part of her that was social and outgoing, she was equally as much of an airhead. She had an incredible presence that could lift any spirit, but she failed to notice obvious things, like the effects that partying every night for weeks had in her body.

While people like Lighter and Caesar indulged themselves in some drinking games only to go back to training the next day, there were others like Burnice (and the ever competitive Lucy) that would drink entire gallons of nitro fuel a night, not a single moment with an empty glass. Only to wake up the next morning with a hung over so strong she would have to spend the entire day in bed, only coming out to party at night and repeat the cycle.

This caused the only curvaceous yet sleek pyromaniac to balloon into the woman she was today.

Caesar and Lighter did their best to try to get her to slow down, but neither of them were very good with words to begin with. Piper didn't really seem to care as long as she was happy. And Lucy... She was just happy someone was fatter than her

As night came and the DJ started playing their music, people starting coming out to the streets. Some came for the music, others came for the food, but the rest? They came for one very specific show.

“HEEEEEELLO BLAZEWOOD!!!" A voice shouted from as she walked out of her room in the trailer, clearly having only woken up a few minutes ago if her messy hair was any indicator.

Her chest somehow having gone down a few sizes, it would appear that her newest Nitrofuel formula had a few... Side-effects. Still, sporting so much backfat that even then her usual crop top was a light gust of wind from showing her entire chest, at least with how much underboob she was showing.

A belly made by drinks and more drinks. Flabby, gelatinous, three rolls of pure blubber, quaking like smooth flan, or well, smooth aside from the coating of cellulite at the bottom of her "w" shaped belly hang.

Speaking of cellulite, nothing could beat the absolute enormity of her back boulders; quite fitting that the best customer if Cheesetopia would have cottage-cheese cheeks. Her skirt was merely cosmetic, as this one didn't do anything to cover even an inch of he pale caboose.

Wheezing and huffing as she waddled to the restaurant, a massive crowd formed around her. Some taking pictures, other poking her flab, and others looking in sheer disbelief.

“ARE YOU READY TO PARTY?!!!!!” The colossal woman shouted as she crowd roared in response.

She walked inside the restaurant and slowly go her head in position underneath two barrels of Nitrofuel as big as her thighs.

Without even a second thought (and maybe not even a single one), she opened the tap, letting the liquid pour into her mouth like a waterfall. For some, this would be torture; however, Burnice could drink faster than a torpedo can travel.

People watched as she belly, normally doughy and flabby, started getting rounder, filling up more and more as more liquid started entering her body. People didn't know but Nitrofuel was so filled with calories that it could be considered almost oil with a good taste. Yet here was this blonde bimbo drinking gallons of it.

People applaud as the barrels seemed to slowly be getting drained, less and less liquid coming out of them, until suddenly.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARP!!!!

"I *hic* I love you Blazewood!!!" Burnice shouted, clearly already drunk from just this one performance. A loud slosh coming out of her belly with every single step she took, tumbling around until she was finally able to park her heavyweight dump truck into a bench... Maybe she would call it quits early tonight... Or maybe she could go for another barrel, well, if Lucy didn't drink it first

[astrxlfinale]

"We're gettin' rats high offa Nitro-fuel?" Lighter no one has said that what so ever.

"I know they said the west is a lil wild, but they'd wind up exploding over two hundred miles an hours. I rather not have 'em try to be my bike's new paintjob."

[fxery-mixologxst]

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Multimuse's specifiy which muse~

[doughyduo]

The silly.

[magnificentmuses]

"Anyone else ever wake up on the ground with a throbbing headache? Just me?"

[zingy-zonked-zaftigs]

(Not a single thought in her head)

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[iceiclehorned]

Burnice White

Basic Biography ;; May 23rd // Sons of Calydon // 5’3’’ // phenomenal mixologist.

A blonde spitfire, passionate about her fiery pursuits. Existing within the Sons of Calydon faction, she is often found brewing up new concoctions, as if she were a spritely witch. Her mind’s eye is keen to keep things within that fraction fun, excitable.

Standing at 5’3’’, there is never a dull moment with the way in which she springs to life, choosing to spend her days cheering up the souls who have been left deflated by the dystopian fate that plagued cities, sweeping away general life within the blink of an eye. Without blind, colourful love reaching into the realm of the stars, sprinkling across the fated lines of the universe, there is not a hope that is aligned with every person to exist in a way that emphasised freedom.

That is why providing people with a reason to smile was her way to go about life.

A go-getter, significantly less serious than the others that remained in her faction, Burnice’s methods involve her undying flame, glistening across the paths of people she meets. Unfiltered in her approach, there would have yet to come a time where she didn’t want to go above and beyond for those around her. Carefree joys in a world that was once decorated in sorrow. It is her legacy to be free, spreading her wings within the waves of nitro-fuel and those sparkling waters.

In her relationships, she sometimes finds herself in predicaments where crossing a boundary or two had been an accidental feat. Her friendships are generally well-preserved, mostly due to her pursuing nature. She is happy, go-lucky in every thing she lays her fingers upon. Constantly checking up on people, even when it isn’t necessarily needed. Being a provider of sorts, hearing out any problems and offering a solution, even if it wasn’t asked of her. Remaining unconventional is her way of sticking with every changing time that was crossed.

Romantic relationships? Expressing those feelings would be difficult for her, particularly when those moments take place when she yearns to get everything off her chest. Her heart is feeling at its fullest, pounding without mercy in every single interaction that is made. On those warmer, more intimate days, the mixologist is content with gentle kisses and slow date-nights, slow-dancing with the sun above her and her partner on those desert lands.

Her love languages would remain: Physical Touch / Quality Time / Words of Affirmation. She is always down for some Acts of Service.

To be intimate with a partner, she only yearns for the feeling of safety and appreciation. Though, she would never be adverse to the feeling of sweaty, raw intimacy. Sex that leaves her feeling utterly changed, inside and out. Remaining joyful in her efforts to worship her lover to the utmost. In the end, she is a lover-girl with a penchant for the most horrid sexual acts. Kissing along every inch of skin, all the while saying the most horrendous things in the form of sweet, peppered whispers.

[shrineofprophecy]

 — Last time was last time

This time I'm telling the truth~

An independent and highly selective blog featuring characters from Honkai: Star Rail and Zenless Zone Zero, exclusive to mutuals. OC and crossover friendly! Very much loved by Daisy (she/her/31) ♡

Primary muses: Sparkle (HSR), Lingsha (HSR), Belle (ZZZ), Jane Doe (ZZZ) & Burnice White (ZZZ)

Secondary muses: Fu Xuan (HSR)

Test muses: currently none

This blog will contain triggering content such as sexual themes (no smut), violence, alcohol consumption and Sparkle. Proceed at your own risk.

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Lucky dolls (ship-exclusives): @aventvrina (Sparkle & Aventurine), @starspurn (Jane Doe & Wise)

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[manganyeh]

Muse tags for you guys for the future

[tokufan400]

Is Burnice also a muse, cuz that reblog hits

She's not a muse for me. Maybe one day.