#Murderfest

[moviesandmania]

MURDERFEST

‘Live streaming death’ Murderfest is a 2024 horror film in which five live-streaming serial killers compete against each other as they hack and slash their way through a group of ten unsuspecting victims for the twisted pleasure of their dark web audience. The movie was written and directed by Tim Hannigan (Heinous Acts). Produced by James Burns, Paul Ferguson, Pat Hannigan and Tom Nelson.…

[horrorpatch]

Official Trailer and Poster For MURDERFEST!

Lake Port Pictures will release the new horror film MURDERFEST! Tim Hannigan directs the film and it stars Deniella Alexis, Alexxis Marcia, and Aida Madani. The producers have released the official trailer and key art for the movie. Check them out along with more info about the film below. From The Press Release MURDERFEST is a new horror film from Lake Port Pictures directed by Tim Hannigan…

[kyleknight]

hermitcraft court: witness testimony and evidence is taken seriously, defendant is presumed innocent until proven guilty, the proceedings are organized, sentencing is delivered by the order of the judge

lifesteal court: witness testimony is completely dismissed when it doesn't align with the prosecution, the defendant is put in an actual cage in the courtroom, the proceedings end in a full on murderfest, sentencing is decided by the jury but the real justice is actually determined by whoever is still alive at the end of the murderfest

both: the judge is probably only doing this for the television/viewer ratings

[seat-safety-switch]

It's freakout time! That glorious time of the year when another impending apocalypse is rolling along the horizon. Pundits live for this kind of thing. They want to climb inside your television and reassure you that all will be well, until it has already gotten too bad to deny. Then, they'll tell you it's time to devour your loved ones, hoard gold, and race a muscle car around the burned-out wastes of our once-great civilization.

Now, I'm not going to be the guy to tell you that you shouldn't hoard gold. It's pretty, and shiny, and not very edible, which means that you won't accidentally eat it while waiting to sell it to a stupid rich person. There is a big problem with it, though, and that it takes up a lot of room. Ever seen that James Bond movie where they fuck up Fort Knox? Yeah. You got a whole empty fort in your backyard, now, bucko?

There's a lot of stuff to hoard that's much more useful than gold. Tools, for instance. If anything really pops off around here, I'll be all set with my collection of hammers, screwdrivers, cutting implements, and miscellaneous wedges. Of course, I've lost most of those somewhere inside my huge pile of garbage. And hey! Some of that garbage could be useful, too. Just look over here. Underneath this kid's bicycle – could use that so your kids can generate electricity, just sayin' – is a tire iron from an '84 Hyundai Pony. That would be useful for so many things, especially if you had a Hyundai Pony.

Thing is, I've got the tool-hoarding on lock around here. You're going to have to find your own useless-now-but-useful-soon thing to hoard. And if the pundits are wrong, and we don't end up receding into a dog-eat-dog apocalyptic murderfest, then you've got a lot of cool stuff that I can come over and look at. Honestly, it's a little bit weird that you're into it so much, but I get where the impulse comes from. Hey. Stop eyeing my tire iron.

[yoru-no-seiiki]

VILLAIN! READER WITH A YAN! MASOCHISTIC! PROTAGONIST

tw/cw: DDNE, mentions of abuse, actual abuse (by reader), implied parental neglect. protagonist��s gender is whatever you want it to be. gn pronouns.

[ second part ]

MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI OR I WILL BLOCK YOU.

You wholeheartedly believed that you’d rule the world one day. The oracles deemed it so, and the rest followed. The only problem being is that you’d rule with an iron fist, causing the death of millions under your tyrannical reign. Many opposed your position as heir to the throne.

In comes the protagonist, your adopted sibling who is also destined for great things. The difference being is that they’ll gain it through defeating you.

Everyday is a murderfest with you trying to kill the kid but because of plot armor they’re resistant to any and all sorts of spells, weapons and even people you’ve hired.

Yan! Protagonist who had been abused their entire life saw this as just an act of love. Even moreso since you were so determined to hurt them everyday. It must mean you adored them does it not? They don’t understand why they’re not able to die or properly get hurt by you though, so at times they’ll even try to get in your way to make it easier.

But this just ends up with you hating them further and further.

As the two of you grow up, tactics start to become even more underhanded and deadly. You had lost all sense of empathy and kindness at this point. You had also halted trying to hide your attempts as your sibling clearly knew of it anyways.

But with your duties increasing as well, you are unable to execute much of your assassination attempts much less see your sibling directly. It came to the point of dull poisoning plots of which Yan! Protagonist had literally gained an immunity to with how frequent it was.

Yan! Protagonist never wanted to become ruler. A kingdom was far too much to manage and think about. All they wanted was to relax and be with you.

But with you being all busy and ignoring them. . . they simply can not stand idle and let this be!

And so they throw themselves into their studies. Those that doubted the Protagonist are now in awe of the way they picked up things in addition to their overflowing determination. They must really want to take you down.

Unbeknownst to them, they were simply doing this so you’d go back to giving them your attention.

Years after you’d officially taken the throne, they barged into castle. Thousands of troops behind them as they declared,

—

“Exalted sibling, I’ve come to take the burden of the throne from your hands!” The protagonist stood before you in all their glory. Magnificent as the scriptures had foretold. Absolutely befitting for the next in line for the throne. Blessed with a face sculpted by the gods.

You wanted nothing more rip it from their skull and watch the blood rain down on their regal clothing.

“You’ll have to take it from my cold, dead body.”

The protagonist froze in their tracks. Your words and pure confusion taking a while to settle in.

Wait, what?

. . . to be continued

Anyways that’s just a smol part from one of my webtoon ideas i’ve been writing haha. It probably won’t be expanded on until I officially published that one and it’s like further down the list of webtoon order so oop-

©️ yoru.no.seiiki - yun | 2023

[dr-pipis]

the yoru denji murderfest date paralleling the asa denji aquarium date right down to power being mentioned. we need to charge fujimoto with international terrorism

[malereaderworld]

You don’t get it 📍

Coriolanus Snow x male reader

Warnings: yelling, choking, crying

“You can’t just expect everything to be fine Coriolanus!” I yell exasperated. Looking up at Coriolanus, who was looking down at me with a cod gaze. “You decided to cheat! You decide to risk your entire career for Lucy Gray, now you go ahead and deal with the consequences of your very own actions!”

He slams his hands on the table, making me flinch back. “I did what I had to! I did it for u! Everything! The poison-the scarf-I did it all for us! And you repay me by yelling at me like I am a child? You think I enjoyed doing any of it?!”

I stand up walking towards him, pushing him with a accusing finger. Eyes filled with hurt and betrayal. “Yes! You’re acting like a child Coriolanus Snow! I do think you enjoyed it! I told you that my family has enough money, enough to get you in to that stupid university. But you had to ruin the entire system, didn’t you? Give them stupid suggestions to make the games more enjoyable? It’s a murderfest, I know it and so damn well do you!”

The room falls quiet making heavy tension present. Only hearing the heavy breathing coming from the both of us.“It’s Lucy Gray, isn’t it. That filth from the 12th district huh?” Demanding answers, anger filled my eyes. “She’s Influencing you isn’t she? Pathetic.” I look outside, down at the people of Panem.

He places his hand on your chin, grabbing it harshly, making you let out a whine.

“You don’t get to talk to her like that, do you understand?” His grip tightens, making your hands come up to try to get out of his grasp. “Do you understand?!” He yells, causing you to close your eyes tightly.

“Let go, you’re hurting me.” I cry out. “Coryo, let go off me.”

His eyes going from anger to soft, immediately embracing me. “I’m so sorry…” He cries out, tightening the embrace. “I’m so sorry i-”

“No, you are not. You are not ever… This isn’t something I’ll just forgive and forget.” I let out a cry, tears streaming down my face. Not engaging with the embrace though not fighting it.

[thisisnotthenerd]

feel free to share your reasoning. i made up a title for arc 8. breaking the gates seemed apt. not your least favorite arc, but when the trajectory changed.

arc summaries under the read more:

arc 1: the party meets in jrusar and come under the patronage of eshteross. bertrand dies. chetney shows. ira shows up. concludes with the shade mother.

arc 2: the party does the museum heist then get set after treshi in bassuras. dusk/yu. calloway hideaway. lattice around ruidus. paragon’s call. the deathwish run. fcg murderbot. first otohan murderfest. concludes with laudna’s resurrection.

arc 3: starts with eshteross’ murder. aeshanadoor and the gorgynei. heading to yios to meet the grim verity. planerider ryn. kadija sumal. first fey realm trip and destruction of the fey key. concludes with the apogee solstice.

arc 4: the party split. team wildemount land near uthodurn, meet deanna and frida, free umudara, wreak vengeance in drixlitch, head to molaesmyr for info. team issylra land near hearthdell, meet deni$e, bor’dor, and prism. fight in the dawnfather temple. bor’dor betrayal. concludes with the party reuniting in jrusar.

arc 5: from jrusar, heading to zephrah to help keyleth. after some shenanigans, heading to bassuras for imahara joe. shattered teeth. jirana. ghost pirates. evontra’vir. finding the shard. snowdinus. shardgate. trust exercises in ligament manor. concludes with the rush for the malleus key.

arc 6: landing on ruidus. finding the village. secret tunnel. ria’doin. kreviris. the volition. split missions and discoveries about ruidus. trying to escape. concludes with otohan murderfest number two and fcg’s sacrifice. crown keepers fracturing. zathuda. meet essek. head to aeor. meet braius. concludes with dominox and ludinus triggering the occultus thalamus.

arc 7: downfall. the gods striking down aeor.

arc 8: aftermath of downfall. delilah fight and soul anchoring. the exandria accord in vasselheim. back to the fey realm to defeat zathuda and cut unseelie ties. arch heart message. back to vasselheim. matron’s temple and the mask. meeting the nein and heading to ruidus.

vox machina take back the malleus key. mighty nein defeat the weave mind. bell’s hells rush to save liliana, defeat ludinus, and defeat predathos. back to exandria for an audience with the gods. gods take mortal form, predathos released into space, ashton dead and resurrected, epilogues for the age of reclamation.

[deusvervewrites]

Saiyan AU

Class 1A knowing that Tomura did not want to be at the USJ and Tooru giving him a Crane School patented death glare during it anyways implies that she was just in the zone of assassination*.

*Disclaimer: Tooru hasn’t actually assassinated anyone. Shen and Tao Pai Pai did teach her the mindset of going on a calculated murderfest though, much to Tomura’s discomfort.

Yeah basically. Imagine the class chatting about it later.

Hagakure: "So who was that leader guy?" Midoriya: "The guy who you glared at so hard I think he started disassociating?" H: "Yeah him." M: "I dunno. He was reading off cue cards and looked bored. I think I saw him wince at a hit I took." H: "...huh."

[shanie]

I genuinely don't know what any of us expected when Kevin "FKA The Antichrist of Pro Wrestling" Owens decided to strike up a close friendship with Randy "I used to kick people in the head for fun" Orton. Of course this would be the result, attempted homicide is both of their default settings, they'd just set that aside for a bit to try on the human suits.

It was always going to end up like this.

God help whoever tries to break up their murderfest next.

[dark-elf-writes]

Opinion on Hawks/Dabi?

Oil and a match in the best way possible. Love me two shady morally gray bitches but like in shades of gray that do not mesh at all and will end in tragedy.

Don’t get me wrong them in an actually happy relationship is also fun but the Hero/Villain double agent murderfest that they could be is so fucking compelling to me

[mj220991]

Finally i finishedddd Cang Lan Dao, this is a masterpiece really. Its been a long time since i cried reading a webnovels. This one i just so so good.

I post the snippet of the scene where the ML just killed the emperor by hand, glad to tell you that later he will have another murderfest in the court. Remind you this happen with only like 5 chapters left 🥲.

Spoiler

Like your typical revenge story. The ML is the only person left in his clan. His family is your usual heroic border generals family, we know what will happen to them. Ofc the other aristocrats hates them, the emperor grow suspicious of them too. Short story, the ML executed his own family with his own sword under the emperor order. And becomes his sword.

Comes our FL, a doctor lived a pampered life but her family fell into political schemes. Ofc she has problems, short story on her way to exiled she exhanged identities with a killer. Then she employed under our ML.

I know the novels is just sooo long, MSB longest novel i think at 195 chapters. But so worth it.

Im tagging another novels guru @mercipourleslivres @dangermousie @aysekira

[veilody]

So, as some of y'all might know I LOVE the entire Yakuza/LAD/RGG (+Judgment my favourites of them all <3) series - but currently? The Pirates on Hawaii ain't it. While I love me some good Majima Shenanigans I - for the love of FUCK - cannot get myself to care ONE BIT about the Rich-Family.

Big critique with Spoilers below cut - I warned you <3

I absolutely hate how a CHILD is the core of this entire story and that it sticks to me WHEREVER I go. Like, I'm Majima, I talk about stabbing and killing people all the time and at least do the stabbing bit constantly. And the story wants to tell me this child is OKAY with this violence?

So far I am only in chapter 3 but everything about the Rich-Family (except Goro the Tiger-cub, because cute) icks me - though nothing is as bad as this stupid child.

Like I can overlook how the theme is handled - still feels like the pirate plot is really pulled by the hair, but I can roll with it. But this CHILD just doesn't feel like it belongs there.

First off: It got way too much to say in EVERY kind of situation.

So we waitin' for Saejima (my love) but NO this kid wants to go to some dangerous Island full of gutters and scammers and we okay with that. Then we finished the boat to take part on that tournament but BEFORE WE DO!!! We have to go back to Rich Island because KIDDO wants to show off to his big sister. Then, do we help that daughter of that dead guy with the revenge? KIDDO SAYS YES and everyone is listening and is touched by the bravery of this stupid kid. Like, cool to see adults not dismissing a childs opinion, but we're talking about revenge, blood and murder.

Second: The adults behave weirdly

So how can it be, that I cannot partake at adult entertainment - like the strip club we know exists in Honolulu - and that Majima gets a bit panicked when the kid is near the sex shop. But at the same time: Let's go take the child on to a murderfest! Or there's someone WOUNDED and DYING and NOBODY covers the kiddos eyes?! Like, honestly this feels very americanised. And the DAD, shit, why does he always leave HIS CHILD in MY care. I am playing an ex-Yakuza, who comes to know rather fastly that he's a LEGENDARY Yakuza. Someone who's willing to gut people and gets into ALL the fights.

The only one who behaved like he's got all his marbles together IS Saejima and I hope he keeps being my shining light in this whole situation. All the kisses for this one.

Third: The fits of the Kid is cued veeeeery weirdly.

I am not talking about the two times in chapter one that the kid was kept hostage and had a fit. No, this is A-Okay, it showed us that this child doesn't do well with troublesome situations and the reason why his father tried to keep him out of danger - like he should (it's just not cool that he never clearly communicated with his son before Majima came around).

What I am talking about is the situation in which he was held hostage by the "Palekana" and we had to bust him out. He was abducted, bound and gagged with nobody he trusts around him and clearly in life-threatening danger. We come to him and he seems... Peachy. His gag comes loose and the first thing he says: "I'm sorry Captain."

Not much later, AFTER MY SOLO FIGHT with Saejima (NOBODY ELSE GOT INVOLVED AND SAEJIMA WOULD NEVER HURT A KID - THIS MAN IS A BEAR AND A SAFE HAVEN) and we bound SAEJIMA down and explain that the kids got a sickness - kiddo has a little fit as if to show off what was just said. He was by NO MEANS in danger. And it was explicitly said, that air pollution and excitement (good or bad) are the triggers for that.

Honestly? To keep myself entertained while playing this game (the mechanics are at least really fun and addicting) I am constantly walking around in the Goromi-Style. It makes EVERY scene better.

And those scenes that don't get better because the child keeps on being in the spotlight? Well I skip it. And I have only ONCE (Y4, if you know, you know, and I do hope they find a better solution to show what they meant if they make a remake of Y4 because that tainted Saejima before we really got to know him - and I love him but gee, RGG do him justice) skipped scenes and dialogues during my first playthrough of ANY RGG-Game before. I feel bad for the hard working Developers and Voice Actors behind the game, but for fucks sake, this "Noah Rich" gives me THE ICK.

I know children are something that RGG always pushes as "You need to protect them", "They're the future", "You're a Yakuza and less important than these innocent kids" - and I felt that with Haruka because she never CHOSE to be the central role of these Yakuza-plots. Honeybaby was always roped into the shit because the adults didn't handle their shit without endangering her. (Looking at you, Kazama) or because some sleezy assholes used her as Kiryus weakness. She LITERALLY got out of Kiryus way, so he can handle the dangerous shit and reduce the chance of her being used to lure Kiryu into a trap. The poor man HAD to distance himself from his daughter because she was pulled in front of the guns all the time and IT KILLED HIM - quite literally his name.

And then there's Noah Rich.... Selfish, selfish Noah Rich. I get that being selfish is a trait of children. I have a little brother who's also turning 12 this year. But no matter how adventurous you are, there's gotta be a limit of accepting the bloodshed around you, as a child.

I'm only in chapter 3 and I am so sure that I have to save this shitty child more times than I want to. I do hope that Jason Rich, Noahs mom and the sisters find their marbles at some point to say "Hey, we can find a different solution, so that Noah doesn't feel as sheltered as he did on Rich Island" without him keep being a LEECH at my side.

So... I don't know how many chapters this game has. If I am still just starting or if it can be considered mid-game already. But so far a lot of things feel rushed and not well thought through. Personally, I didn't have these issues with LAD:IW despite many people criticising the story - but maybe I was too overwhelmed with crying for Kiryu idk, because I am definitely biased towards Kiryu and not Majima, despite liking the latter too.

Thank you for coming to my TED-Talk have a Potatsuyu

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

The top two characters will be eligible for entry into the bracket!

Teddy the Pomeranian is owned by the submitter's local dog cafe, and the image used was distributed on that company's public Instagram account for promotional purposes. Fira the cat is owned by @notblueferet, image used with permission. Mashed Potato the rabbit is owned by @boba-thot, image used with permission. Image used for White Gladys is an actual orca involved in the attacks believed to have been orchestrated by White Gladys, though it cannot be determined if it is the original herself. Penelope the Platypus lived and died in the 1940s-1950s and I was not able to find digitized photos of her. (If anyone has any, please send them to me.) A generic image of a platypus was used to represent her.

Propaganda under the cut.

Praying Mantis:

They murder their mates after fucking, then eat their heads. Slay. Girlboss. Morally gray. You understand.

Anglerfish:

Tapeworm:

this bitch lives inside of people for long periods of time, living off of them. aint that cool

Blobfish:

she got held by a generic white man but still stays strong, she deserves the world, Plus she lives at crushing depths in the sea and that's great too (the photo is what she looks like in her natural habitat)

Licherally just look at them. don’t tell me they wouldn’t destroy worlds on a whim

Betta:

I think that male bettas are pretty well known for being little murder gremlins at this point, but the females really deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss. Unlike the males, you can put multiple female bettas in a tank together and they usually won’t fight to the death immediately. And people usually assume that that means their tank is peaceful now. No, you put multiple female bettas in a tank and they are all just biding their time, ready to start the murderfest whenever they feel they’re strong enough. But they’re also really sweet to humans and if you set up the tank correctly and pay close enough attention to it then bettas sororities can work, so I think they deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss

Teddy:

Honestly she's beautiful, she loves belly rubs, she is plotting something. She's hbic. She's going to take over the world one day. She's sneaky but also has a love of pink chairs. She's an icon

White Gladys:

Miss Orca was harmed by boats and then plotted revenge by teaching other orcas how to attack boats and they all went on the sink yatchs <3

Penelope:

girl faked a pregnancy for extra food and ESCAPED THE PLATYPUS ENCLOSURE when the jig was up, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. girlboss behavior if i've ever seen it.

Fira:

You could say she is... Morally.. GREY (I'm sorry)

Mashed Potato:

She is sometimes so so sweet and honestly she's an absolute icon really but also she eats my curtains and that's kind of a dick move

[miraculousmaker]

SPOILERS FOR TMAGP 15

LIVE REACTION

listening to podcasts is v interesting for me bc I have issue with absorbing sound sometimes (subtitles on all shows, having someone repeat themselves all the time). It’s especially weird for this bc I have to rly focus on what everyone’s saying, and sometimes I miss auditory cues, like the lying static everyone’s been talking about.

Anyway

Weird way to flirt my guy, you’re so damn sweet.

O it’s theatre pn isn’t it?

Alice giving her two cents as always.

Hehe Alice learning abt Celia having a kid is quite funny. Girly pop can’t wrap her head around it.

“What? I said babies were cool!”

This guy slowly sounding more relaxed as he gives his report.

Ooo a hunting one!

The rich being cannibals is so….

Oooo matriarch. Love a good matriarch.

The way that they let the staff go back inside before starting their hunt. Loyal workers get to go inside for the murderfest, but the hired folks are dinner.

Mommy issues.

Honestly, being threatened point-blank to ‘hunt’, then automatically ‘knowing’ what was being asked…

The hunters def have this little party at a regular basis, just to see if any of the caterers are susceptible. Like, the way that only the reporter bent to their will, and also the way it seemed like the dude was a vet or something.

And also he starts talking in a distant, somewhat gleeful way.

Damn okay.

I’m rly confused.

ARE THE BOUCHARDS PART OF SOMETHING???

O no this is going to be not-good.

O NO THIS IS NOT GOOD

ALICE FUCKING RUN

I would’ve been so confused when she started singing nelly the elephant. For those of you who don’t know, when Alice gives the cpr, it’s just the British song for the rhythm. Gotta love dimension 20

Alice was def just ‘touched’. Trying to bring a cursed person back to ‘life’.

[alucohc]

in my honest humble opinion soap scents called shit like 'bloodbath murderfest' should smell at a bare minimum like a rusty nail and not. fucking jungle juice