#Murderfest

[moviesandmania]

MURDERFEST

‘Live streaming death’ Murderfest is a 2024 horror film in which five live-streaming serial killers compete against each other as they hack and slash their way through a group of ten unsuspecting victims for the twisted pleasure of their dark web audience. The movie was written and directed by Tim Hannigan (Heinous Acts). Produced by James Burns, Paul Ferguson, Pat Hannigan and Tom Nelson.…

[horrorpatch]

Official Trailer and Poster For MURDERFEST!

Lake Port Pictures will release the new horror film MURDERFEST! Tim Hannigan directs the film and it stars Deniella Alexis, Alexxis Marcia, and Aida Madani. The producers have released the official trailer and key art for the movie. Check them out along with more info about the film below. From The Press Release MURDERFEST is a new horror film from Lake Port Pictures directed by Tim Hannigan…

[mostmurderable]

Welcome to the MurderFest! Right now submissions are open for your most murderable blorbos. Each vote will be asking which character you would most like to personally kill for any reason‚ and that character will move on to the next round.

No real people please‚ partially bc I don’t trust that I won’t get deleted for that and partially bc I know that any real person would sweep every single vote.

Content on this blog will not be graphic in any way.

[yoru-no-seiiki]

VILLAIN! READER WITH A YAN! MASOCHISTIC! PROTAGONIST

tw/cw: DDNE, mentions of abuse, actual abuse (by reader), implied parental neglect. protagonist’s gender is whatever you want it to be. gn pronouns.

[ second part ]

MINORS & AGELESS BLOGS DNI OR I WILL BLOCK YOU.

You wholeheartedly believed that you’d rule the world one day. The oracles deemed it so, and the rest followed. The only problem being is that you’d rule with an iron fist, causing the death of millions under your tyrannical reign. Many opposed your position as heir to the throne.

In comes the protagonist, your adopted sibling who is also destined for great things. The difference being is that they’ll gain it through defeating you.

Everyday is a murderfest with you trying to kill the kid but because of plot armor they’re resistant to any and all sorts of spells, weapons and even people you’ve hired.

Yan! Protagonist who had been abused their entire life saw this as just an act of love. Even moreso since you were so determined to hurt them everyday. It must mean you adored them does it not? They don’t understand why they’re not able to die or properly get hurt by you though, so at times they’ll even try to get in your way to make it easier.

But this just ends up with you hating them further and further.

As the two of you grow up, tactics start to become even more underhanded and deadly. You had lost all sense of empathy and kindness at this point. You had also halted trying to hide your attempts as your sibling clearly knew of it anyways.

But with your duties increasing as well, you are unable to execute much of your assassination attempts much less see your sibling directly. It came to the point of dull poisoning plots of which Yan! Protagonist had literally gained an immunity to with how frequent it was.

Yan! Protagonist never wanted to become ruler. A kingdom was far too much to manage and think about. All they wanted was to relax and be with you.

But with you being all busy and ignoring them. . . they simply can not stand idle and let this be!

And so they throw themselves into their studies. Those that doubted the Protagonist are now in awe of the way they picked up things in addition to their overflowing determination. They must really want to take you down.

Unbeknownst to them, they were simply doing this so you’d go back to giving them your attention.

Years after you’d officially taken the throne, they barged into castle. Thousands of troops behind them as they declared,

—

“Exalted sibling, I’ve come to take the burden of the throne from your hands!” The protagonist stood before you in all their glory. Magnificent as the scriptures had foretold. Absolutely befitting for the next in line for the throne. Blessed with a face sculpted by the gods.

You wanted nothing more rip it from their skull and watch the blood rain down on their regal clothing.

“You’ll have to take it from my cold, dead body.”

The protagonist froze in their tracks. Your words and pure confusion taking a while to settle in.

Wait, what?

. . . to be continued

Anyways that’s just a smol part from one of my webtoon ideas i’ve been writing haha. It probably won’t be expanded on until I officially published that one and it’s like further down the list of webtoon order so oop-

©️ yoru.no.seiiki - yun | 2023

[squish--squash]

why did nobody tell me Pearl's s8 has the funniest episode 1 pov bc I'm almost 5 minutes in and haven't stopped laughing like just look at this

her and Gem are being OBSERVED

plus the whole murderfest and the two of them just being in the middle of episode 1 chaos omg I wish I watched her episode earlier

[shanie]

I genuinely don't know what any of us expected when Kevin "FKA The Antichrist of Pro Wrestling" Owens decided to strike up a close friendship with Randy "I used to kick people in the head for fun" Orton. Of course this would be the result, attempted homicide is both of their default settings, they'd just set that aside for a bit to try on the human suits.

It was always going to end up like this.

God help whoever tries to break up their murderfest next.

[mj220991]

Finally i finishedddd Cang Lan Dao, this is a masterpiece really. Its been a long time since i cried reading a webnovels. This one i just so so good.

I post the snippet of the scene where the ML just killed the emperor by hand, glad to tell you that later he will have another murderfest in the court. Remind you this happen with only like 5 chapters left 🥲.

Spoiler

Like your typical revenge story. The ML is the only person left in his clan. His family is your usual heroic border generals family, we know what will happen to them. Ofc the other aristocrats hates them, the emperor grow suspicious of them too. Short story, the ML executed his own family with his own sword under the emperor order. And becomes his sword.

Comes our FL, a doctor lived a pampered life but her family fell into political schemes. Ofc she has problems, short story on her way to exiled she exhanged identities with a killer. Then she employed under our ML.

I know the novels is just sooo long, MSB longest novel i think at 195 chapters. But so worth it.

Im tagging another novels guru @mercipourleslivres @dangermousie @aysekira

[morally-grey-girlbosses]

The top two characters will be eligible for entry into the bracket!

Teddy the Pomeranian is owned by the submitter's local dog cafe, and the image used was distributed on that company's public Instagram account for promotional purposes. Fira the cat is owned by @notblueferet, image used with permission. Mashed Potato the rabbit is owned by @boba-thot, image used with permission. Image used for White Gladys is an actual orca involved in the attacks believed to have been orchestrated by White Gladys, though it cannot be determined if it is the original herself. Penelope the Platypus lived and died in the 1940s-1950s and I was not able to find digitized photos of her. (If anyone has any, please send them to me.) A generic image of a platypus was used to represent her.

Propaganda under the cut.

Praying Mantis:

They murder their mates after fucking, then eat their heads. Slay. Girlboss. Morally gray. You understand.

Anglerfish:

Tapeworm:

this bitch lives inside of people for long periods of time, living off of them. aint that cool

Blobfish:

she got held by a generic white man but still stays strong, she deserves the world, Plus she lives at crushing depths in the sea and that's great too (the photo is what she looks like in her natural habitat)

Licherally just look at them. don’t tell me they wouldn’t destroy worlds on a whim

Betta:

I think that male bettas are pretty well known for being little murder gremlins at this point, but the females really deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss. Unlike the males, you can put multiple female bettas in a tank together and they usually won’t fight to the death immediately. And people usually assume that that means their tank is peaceful now. No, you put multiple female bettas in a tank and they are all just biding their time, ready to start the murderfest whenever they feel they’re strong enough. But they’re also really sweet to humans and if you set up the tank correctly and pay close enough attention to it then bettas sororities can work, so I think they deserve the title of morally ambiguous girlboss

Teddy:

Honestly she's beautiful, she loves belly rubs, she is plotting something. She's hbic. She's going to take over the world one day. She's sneaky but also has a love of pink chairs. She's an icon

White Gladys:

Miss Orca was harmed by boats and then plotted revenge by teaching other orcas how to attack boats and they all went on the sink yatchs <3

Penelope:

girl faked a pregnancy for extra food and ESCAPED THE PLATYPUS ENCLOSURE when the jig was up, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN. girlboss behavior if i've ever seen it.

Fira:

You could say she is... Morally.. GREY (I'm sorry)

Mashed Potato:

She is sometimes so so sweet and honestly she's an absolute icon really but also she eats my curtains and that's kind of a dick move

[miraculousmaker]

SPOILERS FOR TMAGP 15

LIVE REACTION

listening to podcasts is v interesting for me bc I have issue with absorbing sound sometimes (subtitles on all shows, having someone repeat themselves all the time). It’s especially weird for this bc I have to rly focus on what everyone’s saying, and sometimes I miss auditory cues, like the lying static everyone’s been talking about.

Anyway

Weird way to flirt my guy, you’re so damn sweet.

O it’s theatre pn isn’t it?

Alice giving her two cents as always.

Hehe Alice learning abt Celia having a kid is quite funny. Girly pop can’t wrap her head around it.

“What? I said babies were cool!”

This guy slowly sounding more relaxed as he gives his report.

Ooo a hunting one!

The rich being cannibals is so….

Oooo matriarch. Love a good matriarch.

The way that they let the staff go back inside before starting their hunt. Loyal workers get to go inside for the murderfest, but the hired folks are dinner.

Mommy issues.

Honestly, being threatened point-blank to ‘hunt’, then automatically ‘knowing’ what was being asked…

The hunters def have this little party at a regular basis, just to see if any of the caterers are susceptible. Like, the way that only the reporter bent to their will, and also the way it seemed like the dude was a vet or something.

And also he starts talking in a distant, somewhat gleeful way.

Damn okay.

I’m rly confused.

ARE THE BOUCHARDS PART OF SOMETHING???

O no this is going to be not-good.

O NO THIS IS NOT GOOD

ALICE FUCKING RUN

I would’ve been so confused when she started singing nelly the elephant. For those of you who don’t know, when Alice gives the cpr, it’s just the British song for the rhythm. Gotta love dimension 20

Alice was def just ‘touched’. Trying to bring a cursed person back to ‘life’.

[silvermahogany]

The way netflix You has been a cishet murderfest for three seasons straight and suddenly in season 4 its become toxic yaoi im fucking cACKLING. Eat shit mr goldburg you deserve all this and more you are Guzzling your own medicine rn

[letrune]

Xenophobia really rots the brain

How many highly praised people chosen to be homophobic or transphobic or islamophobic, and suddenly lose their marbles? It seems like they are willing to give up advances sciences to tie themselves to basic, even ultrasimplistic falsehoods...

It is because the more clever someone is, the easier they can excuse contradictions and talk them away. There is a BIG market in being a xenophobe, with multiple governing bodies, conspiracy theorist techbros and rich jerks each already being xenophobes, and fame awaits those who are crying about to return to the past in the name of any sort of rephrase of the 14 words. This fame is either fleeting and requires constant reinforcement, or gives an almost cult-like following of someone repeating the same lies as before.

A certain rich person is currently the face of a whole cult of xenophobes, whom go so far as to wear her face as masks, praise a cardboard cutout like a real figure and perform pilgrimages to her Holy Tweet, where they ritualisticly re-like it.

Another rich person is being treated like he invented free speech, cars and computers, despite evidence to the contrary. His cult is so into him they praise him for even the stupidest business decision that harms everyone.

A scientist of evolution recently became enamoured by another strain of xenophobia in a field he is not trained in, but his personal cult suddenly kicked out anyone pointing this out and treat him like he is a divine interlocutor of all sciences, which is extremely weird given this scientist's atheist beliefs.

A common trait in the people following them all is that they completely lost all but their xenophobia in social life. Their social media feed is all about them posting their xenophobia, not a single image of their pets can be posted without followed by a rant of their conspiracy theory that the Other People want to kill their pets. A discarded candy wrapper is claimed to be a covert assassination attempt, a television show failing or succeeding is claimed to be because of Evil Elites, while a country openly executing their target is praised, as if the world's fifth largest military power would somehow fight some clandestine superpower entirely made out of the Other People.

Xenophobia is so rampant that the xenophobes check each other for any sign of being from The Other People group, all things down to bones and movements are being checked, their skin colour analysed, they follow each other home, spend time trying to find a random person's family.

When they go on a specific forum, they scare each other with their big lies, praise people who are openly xenophobic by making them their own neonazi regalia, posters from the failed fascist countries modified as "memes", and they are openly drinking up the words of crazed cuckoo conspiracy theorists using a single letter of the alphabet, or people who obviously work from a script.

Even when one of their fellow in Russia says one wrong line and gets bagged by Putin's enforcers, the new narrative is that their friend was actually employed by the Other People, subverted, destroyed.

They write books and make shirts and sell images of their Great Leaders, the xenophobia grift is very lucrative as the people spend 50 dollars on a candle with their beloved xenophobe's image on it, or a tweet of theirs, or just what is claimed to be them.

It is all a paranoid, xenophobic world wide conspiracy theory, which gels very well with fascism claiming such is the reason for whatever they hate that day. A single crack on the pavement demands their attention and fear, and they are willingly give up their money, freedoms and rights to fascists who promise to make the Other People disappear in a bloody, horrifying murderfest.

All because they hate people they rarely, if ever, will meet anywhere, but convinced themselves that they are the main characters in a psychological political thriller, the underdogs fighting a great evil, even when they have some of the richest and most powerful demagouges on their side; they claim to be victims while praising anyone brutalising anyone else.

Their world is split to "Us, the good guys", "Them, the evil secret world" and "the rest who secretly agree with Us, and only do things because They control the world".

And when they win and the fascists march in their cities in a scene like what was used to scare US citizens in the late 1940s, they ignore the internal scream because their Great Leaders said it will be all okay. Even when their rights get removed. When they will be treated as secondary citizens. When they get stomped on by the boots.

And the xenophobe are obvious for this.

[tenma-tsukasa-official]

This is horrifying!!

Didn't you turn Romeo and Juliet into a murderfest

NO! IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL BATTLE!

[zenosanalytic]

Something that just occurred to me:

John never expected any of the people called to Canaan House in GtN to figure out perfect lyctorhood.

He(says he) expected them to all work together, cuz that was the only way everyone could get access to all the rooms(why set it up as a competition in the first place tho? Why not just GIVE them all the keys and explicitly lay it out as a research project??), and expected them all to land on, and agree to, the imperfect lyctorhood he taught the original Lyctors. And yet three of the scions figured out that version of lyctorhood only having seen a handful of the rooms, and TWO of them figured out it was wrong and there was another way, and all while living through a locked room murderfest at the same time.

Like: if not for Cytherea’s plot to MURDER HIM getting in their way there’s bscl no way Harrow and Palamedes don’t figure out a “perfect” form of the spell(probably multiple forms honestly), and with Abigail there they’d have probably done it in half the time(gods: imagine what they could have done if Silas wasn’t such a pill?). Maybe Ianthe figures it out fast enough to jump the gun and still kill Babs, maybe she doesn’t, but she didn’t want to hurt any of them so she’d have just been SUPER ANNOYING while they plugged away until they proved her wrong.

John is just SOOOOOO arrogant, and thinks SO little of everyone else in the universe, all while pulling his humble Just Some Guy routine. Does he ever even question himself on this; does he somehow genuinely BELIEVE it, despite all the passive-aggressive puppetmastering??? He only BARELY stopped Anastasia from completing a “perfected” version and he was literally RIGHT THERE THE WHOLE TIME WATCHING HER like: he didn’t even REALIZE WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND DO ANYTHING TO STOP IT until she was IN THE MIDDLE OF DOING IT, and he figured there was no way these STRANGERS he DIDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT and FREE OF HIS INTERFERENCE could do any better! Gods; the EGO on this guy XD

PS: tho, given his nature as a planner and manipulator, it does make me wonder if Teacher and the other keepers had some sort of Failsafe baked in to prevent such a development? Maybe without Cytherea they’d have just killed ppl to stop this instead??

[kzele]

Voice of Reason

In which Spider-Man arrives earlier than canon to the Gangland fight and subsequently changes EVERYTHING.

It wasn't hard for Peter to find the crime lords, as shooting everything in sight and leaving trails of destruction don't exactly lend themselves to subtlety. Then again, he thought as he swung closer to the source of the carnage, Ock really isn't one for being low-key when he's not planning from afar. Engaging the deranged doctor in person was risky, but manageable considering how easily he loses his cool when faced with quips and insults.

Tombstone would be harder to deal with, given his hand-to-hand skills, cool-headed demeanor, and problematic good public image. With any luck, Peter mused, Tombstone'll be knocked out or something before I have to deal with him. (But knowing the nature of his luck means that that chance is as slim as Rhino knowing Shakespeare by heart. Possible, but highly unlikely.)

And lastly, there was Silvermane. Other than being old, having Silver Sable as his right hand, and being the previous ruler of New York's underworld before Tombstone, Peter really had almost no info to go on here. He'd have to hope for the best and prep for the worst in dealing with-

"We were ALL betrayed! By Hammerhead."

What? What's going on? Peter's thoughts are interrupted by Tombstone's baritone voice as he swings his way to a stop behind a column.

An unknown man shouts out a response, "Hammerhead is a stooge! He doesn't blink without orders."

"Indeed. Your denial lacks sincerity," Ock's more familiar tone oozes in agreement and Peter was left feeling more confused than ever. It was just the three crime lords in the room and yet. . .

Something was off here. So, naturally, it was time for Spider-Man to do what Spider-Man does best: poke his nose in something that didn't really concern him.

"Pardon me for interrupting," all three heads turned in his direction, "but maybe you should hear him out before continuing your semi-public murderfest. I mean, I literally just got here and even I can tell something doesn't add up."

"Arachnid," Doctor Octopus's teeth were bared and his arms raised, "You will-"

"Be happy to punch your ticket at a later time. For now, though, I want to figure out why Tombstone would throw someone who's apparently very loyal to his organization under the bus to people who know of the guy's loyalty."

The dude in some sort of armor, who Peter can safely bet is Silvermane at this point, gives out a snort in response.

"This is the guy that's been giving you both so much trouble? Doesn't look like much to me, considering all he's done so far is talk."

Peter ignores the taunt. If he wants to underestimate him, then that'll make things a little easier in the long run when they actually do fight. Apparently, the other two thought the same as they also made no rebuttal.

Spider-Man turns his gaze towards the calculating gaze of the albino crime lord, "So. Hammy turned traitor. How do you know?"

(POV Change)

Tombstone glared suspiciously at his savior. The vigilante had the habit of being somewhat unpredictable, but this scenario was unexpected even by his standards.

Time to cut to the chase and ask a very important question.

"Why do you care? I would have thought you'd gladly let us tear each other apart. Or at least wait until we're weakened enough to pick us all off."

Spider-Man tilted his head and answered, "What, aside from blowing holes in classy buildings and harming the people here? Something's been bugging me about this whole fight for some reason and if clearing that up means a chance at avoiding a huge, drawn-out battle where there's a chance more people are gonna get hurt, I'll take it. Now, will you three stooges calm down and think for a minute about who's really arranging the set-up here? Why would Tombstone attend a conference with the ones that he's trying to off? Isn't Hammerhead his underling or something? Why not send him in his place?"

Tombstone couldn't believe it. First, Hammerhead betrays him after years of loyal service and now Spider-Man is speaking reason to the other crime lords in his defense? The world really has gone insane, he thought.

Silvermane was unconvinced, "Hammerhead knocked out my daughter and took out Octopus's lieutenant, too! If he wasn't loyal to Tombstone, why go to all that trouble to that and throw his boss a weapon, too?"

"I agree. Your conclusion is erroneous; Hammerhead's devotion is no secret here," Ock sneered.

Spider-Man hummed and asked them, "So then what? Who took him out afterwards?"

The two blinked in confusion and looked at each other.

The armor-clad crime boss spoke mockingly, "We never said that he was taken out. Were you even listening?"

The vigilante straightened up when hearing this and gave his own rhetorical question, "But if Hammerhead is so loyal and he wasn't taken out, why isn't he fighting alongside Tombstone right now? It's two against one against his boss, but he hasn't shown up yet. Shouldn't he have shown up by now?"

Dead silence.

Tombstone could see the realization hit both of their faces as they looked up at the hole and into the room where they last saw his (now former) employee. Doctor Octopus snarled, the man's ego clearly taking a hit over being tricked, and began making his way back up to the second floor.

Silvermane followed shortly and yelled after him, "Hey! You better not leave me outta this, Octopus! I want that flat-topped traitor to be eating his own plating after I rip it from HIS SKULL!"

Spider-Man cringed, "Annnd they're off. I should probably follow them to minimize any damage."

"Probably," the albino remarked dryly.

A sigh and, "Figures."

Just as soon as the younger man prepared to swing after the two murderous crime lords, Tombstone laid a hand on his shoulder.

"Thank you. You may not have done it for my sake, but I need to ask one more favor of you tonight."

Now it was the webslinger's turn to be suspicious, "That being?"

"That you help me find the real orchestrator of these events. You see, I also have a hunch. I believe your assessment is half-right, Hammerhead could very well be a pawn still even after betraying me. Whether he knows it or not however, is something less clear."

"It'll be harder to figure that out if he's dead and I doubt those two'll wait to ask. They've got their revenge goggles on right now, so tag along and explain on the way. Assuming it isn't too late yet."

His unlikely ally proceeds to hold out a hand for him to secure a grip.

"Very well," Tombstone says as he takes the hand offered.

Perhaps down the line this could lead to the more. . .mutually beneficial partnership he had hoped would happen between them when they had originally met. At least allying with Spider-Man guaranteed that he'd survive even if betrayed. Either way, it didn't hurt to side with the only voice of reason Tombstone had found on this day.

[diocletianscabbagefarm]

I’m rather apprehensive about what they’ll discover about the shooter; they could be someone with some type of mental disorder but also a committed (or pessimistic) activist deep into politics. When right-wing anti-Islam politician Pim Fortuyn was murdered in the Netherlands the shooter came from an animal rights background instead, but Fortuyn’s party surged in the election a few days later (though it subsequently withered without him).

It’s also the type of event which fits into the picture of the decline and fall of a republic, the normalization of violence as continuation of politics. By the end of its existence as a functional political community, the Roman Republic had become an outright murderfest, with senators on occasion clubbing popular radicals and their supporters to death. After that it was rounds of civil war, but it didn’t just start one day. It almost surprises me it took this long for someone to line up a shot, but the US actually does have a strong culture of institutions, and presidential assassination attempts do seem to happen like once every 20-40 years (Reagan, JFK) so it’s not quite an ‘uptick’ yet.

[yuleshootureye]

Interesting parallels between Billy and Stu stabbing each other and the Our Flag Means Death "nonfatal stabbings as a sexual euphemism". Like, obviously Ed and Stede are supposed to be having a moment™ and it's played for comedy, versus Billy and Stu trying to get away with Murderfest '96, but still. Queer themes in Scream indeed.